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’'’Ta«»» wla-T. " Ar^ìimors •1 duel’ • *, ’ said the sensibio girl •bow you eretd briag yoarwll to ran asacad after that actor; wcch a conceit ed stack as he ia.” ”You’re tniwakea.” replied the mat inee girt. “Has jure a« moderi as be can to. Why, wtun I a-ked him whom be coesi-lered the great«* act« le the world be actually blushed, sal replied that it vaaa’t for hi —Philadelphia Presa. “I g->ee» Bins has just had a raise ia ■Alary,” mid the «refirmed evaic. ”iia* anybody told you so*" ”So, bat he goe* about saying he think* the world is rett ng tatter, aod that the danger from treats is greatly n-»gaifioJ. aad that bañan nature isn’t eo toad aft« all. That's the way a man nearly always talk* josk ait«- be ha* had a raías ia salary.”—Waahtag- V:« Star. Long Lite af a hegre. A OOOO PVLLER WTs* Brea., the Portland Dentist*. S—c Origtaal Pwlliag. Ds If this iteen pulls yea to oar effl e to have year tooth palled, it will not hurt yea to have the tooih palled any more than it hurt you to have your inclina tions palled in oar favor. If this talk fails to poll you in our direction, then w» shall have so much less tooth pulling to do, bat we want lots of it. We send cut oar words urging you to take immedikte care of year teeth. We try to pail your thoughts to the safe conclusion that it is beat to have bad teeth palled oat right away without any waiting; and when we pail the teeth it does oct hurt you Besides that, it does not pu 1 much money from your pocket, for our charges are very moderate. This abort talk on palling we sincerely hope will pull yoa to ear office, and, if yoa come, yoa will find that not any of these pulls hurt anyone. On the contrary, each and every one of them will do both yoa and us good You «ill see that we tell tb» truth when we *ay that dental work in our office is painless sud inexpensive, and when you return to your home satisfied with oar work we hope you will tell some of your friends about ns. W ise Brotbere, Failing Bldg., Third and Washington Sts., Portland, Oregon. Mrs. E. B. Bradshaw Guthrie, Okla., cured of a sex ere case by Lydia E. 1’uik.Lam's Vegetable Compound. A great many women suffer with a form of indigwwtioaoc drspepaia w hxh does not are-re to yield to ordinary mediotl treatment. While the symj- lom* wea to te similar to those c.f ordinary indigestion. yet the medi cines universally prescribed do no* seem to restore the patient a normal conditio«.. Mrs. Pinkham claim* that there is a kind of dyspepsia that is reused by derangement of the female organ ism. and which, whilo it cause* dis turbance Similar to ordinary mdigee- tiou. cannot le relieved without a medicina which not only acts a* to Giacer Cookie«» stomach tonic, but has pocuLar uter.ae- Bub to a cream a cup of butter and toaic effects as well. Thousands of testimonial let a cup of sugar; work in gradually a cup of molasses and a small tea cupful ters prove beyond question that of wour milk or buttermilk. Stir in an nothing will relieve this distress ing condition so sorely as Lydia even teaspacnful of bofllag soda dis E. Pinkham’» Vegetable ( oni- solved in a little belling water and pound. It always works in har beat ail hard, adding, as you do so. mony with the female system. Mrs Pinkham advises sick two teaspoonfuls of ground ginger. Stir in eac-ugh flour to make a dough Women free. Address Lynn, Mass. that can be rolled out, roll very tb.a. rat into round* and bake in a good The I si enter’i Triumph. oren. “You »«y that Arbeiter’a inventions have made several men millionaires, Mock Turtle Soup. Boil a calTs liver and heart with a but did he »ver make anything oat of knuckle of real for four hours, skim them 7” “Oh, ye, he was singularly success ming well; then strain, chop the meat fine and add to it a chopped onion, ful with hi* device» in that lespec'. salt, pepper and ground clove* to He made enough to perlect all of taste. Thieken a little with flour and them.” cook a few minutes over a hot fire; Olive*. when ready to serve, pour the soup Do you tike olives? You have over the y .lks of four hard-boiled learn to like them. of roarss, bat you eggs, cut up. and a few slice* of will be sorry you did not cultivate a lemon taste for them before — particularly if Foaffi? of Chi eke a. you let year grocer send you a bottle Cut the from The brear* of >□ of the Monopole variety. M od .pore uncooked chkken, mince, poud and oliva* are the largeet which come to j'sss It through a sieve, then mix In thia country. They are alao the most half a pint of very stiffly whipped luscious and teadereet which the far cream, salt to taste, pepper; add some famed olive growers of Spain produce. minced mushrooms or truffles; put thia Be sore you secure thia brand from Wadham* 4 Kerr Eroe ., mixture in'o a buttered mould and your dealer. steam for twenty minutes, then turn Monopole Grocers and Dry CoSee Roast cut and serve with supreme sauce er«, Portland, Oregon. f-oured over It. Dissolve three-quarters of a cake of cempresaed yeast 1» a quart of blood warm milk. Into this .stir a table- sprxaful of melted batter, a taaspoao- ful of salt and two tablespromfuls of sugar. In a large bowl mix three cup* of graham Bour with one cup of white flour, make a bellow in the center and pour in the liquid mixture. Mix thor oughly. set to rise over night and pour into greased ill S u tin*. Bake ia a hot oven. Collisions to Avoid. Parsnip Fritter». Wash and scrape them and cut In slices, ro ver them with tailing water, cook until tender, mash them through a colander, return them to the fire, add to two large parsnips a tablespxm- ful of butter, salt aad pepper to taste, and one egg beaten well; mix thor oughly. remove from the fire. and. when cool, make into smail fiat cake* and fry in a little batter. Serve hot There book«, before Anchovy Appetisers. Slice buttered bread very thia, re move the crust and cut into long, thin strip*, Spread each atrip with an- chovy paste and serve as the first course at dinner. Brief Suace«tioB«. Bed tablecloths keep their color if a Utile borax 1* added to the rinse wa- ter and they are dried in the shade To take stains out of knives take a piece of raw potato, dip it Into brick dust and scour the blades with it. A lump of camphor should be kept in the plate chest, for it will rènder the stored-away silver les* liable to tar nish. If the «kin of fowls peels easily It Is that « sign of youth. If the spurs of chick- * WA y. WA.V V» »—V, *w\r.b> Ln- A —V. — _ that are oxer one-fourth :Dcb Jong don t buy them—it indicates old age. When soot falls upon the carpet ft may be removed by sprinkling on pies- ty of finely powdered salt and sweep- Ing off In the direction of the fire place. Repeat until tbe mark* are gone. CASTORIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature In Use For Over Thirty Years ¡rert.^r Grease on wall pl per may be re moved by covering tbe stain with pipe c-Iay mixed with water to tbe consls-! tency of thick cream, leaving it to dry and then brushing it off. It is best to apply tbe pipe clay one day and to remove it the next If the stain La* not entirely disapjieared the operation should be repeated. Diamonds that Explode. It has long been known that dia monds. especially the clasa kn jwn al _ “rose diamonds." are likely to explode If subjected only to what would seem a very ordinary degree of beat | It la now believed that the explosions are the result of tbe rapkl expansion of certain volatile liquids Inclosed in cavities near tbe center of these pre cious stone*. A great many diamonds, even though cut mounted and worn at gem* of perfection, are still In an unfln- ¡»bed condition—that la. - the llquid drop from which tbe stone Is being formed has not as yet deposited all of Its “pure crystals of carbon.” These movable drops may occasionally be seen I with the naked eye. When this is tbe case, a strong ml- croscope will give the drop the appear ance of a bubble in tbe fluid in a car penter's level. It is also highly prob able that besides tbe liquid mentioned these cavities may contain gases under great tension. This being tbe case, one •nay readily compreb-nd bow a very small am unt of beat would cause the liquid and tbe gas to expand to such a degree that tbe diamond would give way with an explosion.—London An swer». W bat He Stood On. When M. Disraeli wade bis entry into pabUc life Lie contested High Wycombe, and then, as ever, bis ready wit helped him to succ. ss. Jack—Wa live in a wonderfully free age. Jonas—Oh, I don't khow; oar an- testers were afraid of Indians and bears, but we go around town ia mortal fear of electric car* and automobiles.— Detroit Free Preus. Color ia ttoc Arc th*. The leading color picture* in the February Century—the n>el novel and cnrkjua in subject of any that magazine has yet published— are from interest ing and beautiful st nd ea of the aurora borealis made by Frank Wilbert Stokes while in the Arctic in the fall of 189t, and are richly worthy the rebject. Tbey reproduce ia print for th* first time is a popular magazine the w nder- ful effects of the aurora. Mr. Stokes, prohably the first real colorist to visit the Arctic region*, was with the Peary and relief expeditions on the Kite when he wa* privileged to see some color die plays worth all the dangers and priva tions of th» trip. His word painting is as vivid and interett-rg as bis color work. Th* Terre Spl»*tor. Among our indaetrial and frugal English forefathers it »*e a maxim ¡2t‘a ycJTng womL» '»bou.d Zeve7‘ be . * . m*rried antil she bad spun herself a aet of body, tabla and bed - linen. ~ From this custom ail unmarried wou»en were termed spinsters, an appellation they still retain in all our law proceedings. LoBdon's Mixture. It is aaid that there are more Irish men in London than H ere are in Dub lin, more Scotch than there are in Ed inburgh, and that half of boho is French and th* whole of Saffron bili Italian. Brvathiag. Persons breathe lea* when tbev are centra ting I eon _______________ „ their _____ miDd* on study or work and also when under the influ ence of depressing emotion. On the other hand, we breathe more wLeu ex- hiliarated by pleasure and amueementa. Bad Coughs •* I bad a bad cough for six weeks and could find no relief until I tried Ayer’» Cherry Pecto ral. Only one-fourth of the bottle cured me.” L. Hawn, Newington, Ont. Neglected colds always lead to something serious. They run into chronic bronchitis, pneumonia, asthma, or consumption. Don’t wait, but take Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral Just as soon as your cough begins. A few doses will cure you then. Tk«lk*:BL.Ik,n. Ml SnoM*- j I r ■ wj ■ae*-* . ._ “In a minute, madam.” *n’a lhr W'*’*' woman, and at la*L toy »torne of tw* ; womea vcJurtefflng lo wa t until tWj insistent customer »as served, tt^ applicant for the pink candle reached ’ « ■ »«•**'•" • -• •• ‘-h”’ bu,'M POTATOES i î.iir: mm * ■ BAD LOOP Grakasa MeSna. Frank Mitchel), a negro born in tlaveiy 106 rears ago, i* Mill living at Akrno, O., and hat a vivid reeolieetioa of eveta, that occurred in the first part of the last certury. He Las smoked aDd chewed tobacco for over 100 years n”« \1 M. I Keep everyth nj .a its prop« i »re and Lave a place for everyth ug ¡'re- ;>are t-eforebaod aad »ash tbe dishes used la tbe preparatloa at o»re *n3 pet them out of tbe way before the mrel is served. Wash each saucepan quickly as ace« as it is emptied, and while it is moist Scul'ery work is not an attractive occupation, bat it must bo done. If the cook La* two grant» dlsh;<aaa. out filled with bc< K>a;>sud*. the other with clear boQitoC water, with a mop she caa quickly dean every utensil, and rinse, dry and pat it away.—Ladies’ Home Journal to’«*!»» I« »«'«tor* <w> rt»« '»• ”*• Tb» tbeveee V» •• 'r»*««*>ar. *• • »«*•** Mar... A decore us but urgent crowd « men was gathered reuirt a com*'»" wh,re decorated candle* »’<’* ‘® , ! W|T TÏ BW FBI UÎI at reduced price* »txt • ; “* from tbe edge of the crowd uu.di *»<>« Chuiken Duok »bd C moss imüi- a with “I want a pink candle” cam» tbs , ! nr* Adds«»____ 0. 0. SMITH. plaint "I have t* catch * troth 1 * ,grao».**» you show me a pink candi* “ At first the nales» ornan p»'fl »* but a* the demand was repieb'd up* In ; and again, she finally su'd "As •*•• at I caa 1 wUl look, madam J UUA ths pink caudlea are all goni "Oh.” wailed the woman tb» *** of th» crowd, "are ye» »uro? 1 don't want a white ouel 1 want a pink can die.” •■'Can't you find n>* * pth* caurni I have to retch a train.’ rom» tws minutes later from the voice. h was »ow nearer the countw CAHOV don’t seem te have anything bet wt ’.e A Xaturel TeoCere Hood’s Sarsaparilla and Pills jiiH^ POOLtl. I*ORTLAND, OwH- FwM »• Morri«» Mr***. A PINK CANDLE. •• »»<» 1-1-.e «... For nearly half a century err y s CATHAAT'C cathartic the counter. "Yon wouldn’t wiah one of th»** —r.A»ri Tvev Ooe* J* . « <*vt «•**•» «« Ol l« S*. tor ** white ooea wltk th. pink roses’’ «akefi CURK COWIIPATIOH. ••• the saleswornan, rummaging if b« - i.-i—s I»-*« «•-»—1 “* boxes. “1 «aid I vMM4 a pink raadJe.- cam* is as lajured tox* *1 di‘U'1 many tíw«a 1 to nay it "Would this one dor The aalrowo- man at last produced a pin« candle suoaewbat jammed at th» lower end "That! Ne. of conree not.’ 1 must WEARS have a j-erfect one " There was another interval during which the saleswoman was out o.’ sight . under the counter When sbe rose again, fluabed but triumphant. *be dis closed ■ a little jackage sttü si’ll iE in it* wr»p- wrap ¡ up It proved to be a candle of pale pink, fresh and unmarred ia any way YU OILED “There, madam”’ abe said, wearily x WATERPROOF "I've found tula one candle that had CLOTHING Twenty A t * cent*. been over-looked. IS1IRP TCU DRT «ÍTHM ELSt’wiL please." -Walt." »aid the woman, imperative- TAUfiUO JUWTITU1T3 CATAHXK5 mit ly. “I—1 think I d ratber bate a white jitw< nju. use er <* b * a 'Í AJTOWSQCO.bOöTON MA35. 4» that I ’ ve »een both. one, aft« all. now You know you never can tell what you don't want until you’ve seen it Ye*. I ll take ODe of the white roadie*, and please hurry, for 1 Lave to catch a train.' IN WET WEATHER A WISE MAN .^RAPE?vs?! c-««l»«<> Ch»np»«t Food or t«n»lo< Ch»»p, Bwin», Cattl»,»to. Vi i to w**'1» f'f® t* »•* ’* *••* >«.••( • —un»; r*»*’ i Bllllon Hollar Crasa At present the proportion of working rim— is smaller in Britain than in any other nation. Tbe assertion 1* inis alike in respect of agriculture, of in dustry. of »bopk repine of eommerco and of the profession* Statistic* of th* fatal accident* in tbe Alp* for the -a»t ten years show a total of 273. Of tbe 321 death* «bid resulted froui the 275 fatal accident», 190 were Gorman* or Austrians 4S Ewis*. 23 Italian*. IS Englishmen, 15 Frenchmen and 27 of.otb« nationali ties. Seven of those killed were wom en. 73 were guide* and 14 porters. Prof. Woodward has gone over ths calculations of Leplace by tbe aid of modem data, and concludes that though in theory the length of the day on earth must b* increasing, owing to the incrreslng mas* of tbe planet dus to th* constant deposit of meteors, etc, yet tbe change is *o Infinitesimal that there ha* not been a half second of dif ference in ten million year*. An improved machine for sealing en velopes has been invented by a man in Topeka. Kan. "In operation." *ays tbe Scietitiflc American, “the envelopes are fed into the machine, the flaps moist- ened, turned, and finally pressed tight ly to sealing position. Tbe machine, it Is claimed, wiii M-ai b | - thou sand to fifteen thousand envelopes pek Lour of any ordinary bulk, mixed sizes, and «specially adjusted srlil seal at about the same rate up to one-ha If inch in thickness ” A veteran of the 9j>anl«h war re- centiy appealed to ttie Secretary of tbe Interior a case in which he claimed a jxnalon on account of corns that he Lsd contracted Ly wearing army shoe*. Th* department, aft« an exluu«ti>o course of reasoning, come* to tbe con clusion that corns are not a pensiona ble disability. Tbe decision says: "Corn* are inconvenient but are sel dom incapacitating, and when they are the remedy is simple and within the reach of any one. Tbe soldier's pat riotism ought not to terminate with his military service. It should prompt him to go to a chiropodist rather than to the pension bureau.” Tbe eminent French scientists. Flam- mart on and Berbet Lave, by permis sion of tbe French government, been repeating Foucault's famous experi ments with tbe pendulum to tbe l’an theon in Parts. Foucault’s original pendulum wa* used. It consists of a lead ball weighing fifty «11 pounds on the end of a wire 210 feet Jong, It takes “ the pendulum eight seconds to swing one way. or sixteen seconds to make a complete beat It* apparent path change* constantly, at a rate which would cause it* plane of rihra- tlon to pass through a complete circle in twenty four hours—thus verifying tbe rotation of tbe earth. “Nebulous star* probably represent tb* earliest phase of stellar evolution " says Agnes M. CJertte, in Knowledge. "They Irresistibly suggest ladplem*; they have seemingly not yet fully ap propriated th* material allotted f«r their construction In the course of a few or of many millenniums, they will, it la reasonable te »oppose, stoort-ed tbe outstanding supply will shine as finished suns.'' • • • There 1» at present no reaaou to s-up- pose, however. Mis« Cierke thinks, that tbe stars that appear as nur-lei of pi!lh. etary and annular nebulae etn it gn-- OUS radiation*. 'Tbose that do th 1 they sre very few-are palpably not stare, but condensed wisps «f coauiie haze.” Rpirilwal Mr». Chic—Our all woridly. Mr. Chic—Well, our parish down. Mr». Chic-Oh. bare to tone bim Adj as- mat. new rector Is not at «t; *•*»• y*« ri •». M b»» HA» I"* •* '*• ** e re Bromto* l’*«»*l, F -H*. •»-"• vl « m r » •-!.»•» •" *. •"** erre. 1« f < * r» •r • l-l Tro.li A. 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