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I • —11 VMUIU AiH l)V i ■tg u parts of the body, are joints that are inflamed and swollen by rheumatism — that acid condition of the blood which affects the mus cle« also. Sufferers dread to move, espe Why Orees Leaves. "After all, Pat’s love for his native cially after sitting or lying long, and their condition is commonly Isle is but natursl patriotism.” "Maybe. But it’s a little overdone Worse in wet weather. when it leads him to believe that the “It has been a long time since we have been without Hood's Sarsaparilla. Mv father iblnki he could not be without it. He has been troubled with rheumatism since he was a boy, and Hood's Sarsapa rilla is the only medicine he can take that will enable him to take his place In the field." Mise A dz Dorr, Sidney, Iowa. 'ffoocFs Sarsaparilla ( anti Pilla leaves are green in honor of Ireland. —New York Times. Nn the Bounding Deep. Freehleigh—Say, Saltman, I don’ feel very well; I am going to my berth. Saltman—Brace up, old man, oi the passengers will think you are going to your death instead of to your berth.— New York Times. Easily Explained. Watte—Ever notice how kindly an «Remove the cause of rheumatism audience takas to jokes about policemen and cure the disease—no outward or about women—that is, the men do? ¡application can. Take them. I’m afraid it’s a bad sign. Potts—Don’t worry. It is human nature io enjoy seeing one’s bosses When eggs sre expenisve, it is well made fun of.—Indianapolis Press. to remember that it is not neceseary to Your Dealer boil a whole egg to get a yolk without Will tell you if he has ever made the breaking the latter for garnishing. comparison that the purest, strongest Separate the white and yolk without and most aromatic spices for sale by ' breaking the latter and poach it hard any firm in the Northwest are called .ved in salted water. The white is Monopole. If he doesn’t believe it, tor glazing or merinsue, etc. just ask him to send to Wadhams & Kerr Bros., Portland, for a sample tin Cause and Effect. of any variety be may select, and we’ll "I understand he is married and has bank on his judgment in favor of Mono- recently come into considerable money.” pole. Be sure you get this brand from "Whicn was cause and which effect?” your grocer. Economy In Eggs. An Unlimited Supply. Preacher Also a Physician. "Everything is getting dearer,” said s apprehensive citizen. "No,” answered the man who had been reading about "How to Circum vent the Trusts,” "advice is as cheap is ever.”— Washington Star. The Rev. Charles A. Trotman, pastor of the Church of the Redeemer, St. Louis, is also a practicing physician, having regular office hours during the week. L Mothers will Ona Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth ing 8yrup the best remedy to use tor their qhildreu during the teething period. Carefully Considered. ST. JACOBS Mias Oldun—I don’t suppose you I ever think of marrying. My ^n9s Daciaton Which Uivaa Their llualneaa Lanai Kacognlltoii. Matrimonial agents In I rauco • d ’ Its very glanes. It lived in a desert be cause its breath destroyed all vegeta tion, thus making a desert of any place inhabited by it. A basilisk was said to have caused a deadly peetilence in Rome during the time of Pope Leo IV. Jubilant. The law which up to th’ present has dealt soniewliat so'1 I with them ami rvfused to consider bludlng contracts made by them j uppareutly begiuulug to take uy « other attitude. At any rate, th» ' the ease recently wheu the l ham des ltequetes had to consider au ae tlon from Toulouse. Some time a solicitor living in the neighborhood of that town, eugaged the sen Ices o a local matrimonial agent, wlio, 1 duo course fouud a suitable wife or his clleut. The marriage took place and the agent applied for Ills comm s slou, but the solicitor did not app< ar Inclined to pay the sum agreed upon He first declared that the amount was out of proportion with the sen ices rendered, aud subsequently refused to pay anything whatever, says the I’arls Messenger. The parties then went to law, and the local civil court dismissed the agents’ claim on questions of fai l lie appealed, nml the Appeal < ""it also decided against him, holding that “money payments for matrimonial no gotlatlons were Immoral and Illegal- The plaintiff next appealed on a point of law to the Chaiubre des Requetes, which decided In hla favor and ordered a fresh trial of the action l»y the Civil Court. A passage In tho speech made by the Advocate General Is well wonth quoting. After showing that marriage had always been eon sldered as the basis of society, he said: “llow can the fact of facilitating « marriage, of placing two families In relationship, of procuring a companion for the man who wishes to create a family be declared a priori, Ipso facto, an act contrary to morals, to law and to public order? The contrary 1» the CONGRESSMAN MEEKISON, OF OHIO case. A priori and on principle, It Is a meritorious action, and It cannot tie Hon. David Meekison is well known, not only in his own state, but through considered too favorably. Must the out America. He began his political career by serving four coneecuti'e terms nature of tills meritorious and moral as Mayor of the town in which he lives, during which time he became widely action be changed because the Inter known as the founder of the Meekison Bank, of Napoleon, Ohio. He was tuedlary has not been n disinterested elected to the Fifty-fifth congress by a very large miajority, and is the acknow person? By no means. A disinter ested Intermediary may commit a de ledged leader of his paity in his section of the state. Only one flaw marred the otherwise complete success of this tising states testable action,’ while an Interested one man. Catarrh with its insidious approach and tenacious grasp, was his only may commit an excellent one. Every unconquered foe. For thirty years be waged unsuccessful warfare against this thing depends on the circumstances." personal enemy. At last Peruna came to the rescue, and he dictated the fol lowing letter to Dr. Hartman as the result: JOHN POOLl’» PORTuANl», ORI!, l aut ul Mwrl.un Nlrrot. Can five you ihn leist bargains In holl.r. and Knalnss. Windmills. PumMam1o.ua. rai Ma* I lliery. Wood awln. Ma*'blit.. . • M*laliy 1111 l»ll"ru buying .«a»v«a« S'R •‘«»••• « •'•>♦ •>•>»>! •xftgX I I " Nukonl|., 111. cured ......MoaoroL r maoHKa...... i f,,..... . .l.-ll. Iona • Slittali <tal illl tu t,„lu ,eur <irau»r I her l'"> »I» Mu ilur a h»ii»l*"Uis blue l«l<vl Aa<i»ptiiii auletllulva W Vl>ll VVIM A hum IIIll.N M>>n«>p.-le Utoawrs, I'm ilsoit, ore. ' I a ] •I You forgot to buy a hot- tic of Ayer's Cherry Pec- tor.lwhenyoureodl'”- esme on, so you let It run along. Even now, will all your hard coughing, it *411 not disappoint you. There’s a record of sixty vears to fall back on. Mr. MANN... Tho SEED MAN .. *. Num l’r.il.nblv v«'ft bav” “W Ini tu» pr.hvl«» IhBl iiiy Hn. Hl- Au. thrbtMi M rito liulay h»r Mitili« N..,| i nfAloU '•» “’'i”.* "‘‘.L . 1 AHI •Í I’hlU h I porllaii'l nui’tii h»r Hur|»«’ I Will phla IttiriM’«’ » M. v.ln HriiW 1 ««'ini lo l atin» r«, Irt’r «>n r««<|Uqat i Ihir iitie'« Farm imiiial ti»l ’‘‘ ’• '•I1 •il ivi » ipi of •'*« UrllBhMlay Ifeiiul«! G. S. Mann ta» secdman Ora. IHU t reni at., aniHldh H»r •“ 0™l'»Bry Thr** •IJMl JSt, hill*. •old; s—r.. «ta . -, „„.i *,-on»iMio.l u*M. h»nl O» K.I..I ro»duvul>¡ UVJ,, U..II, MM«. Motor Car In Scotland. Th. motor ear terror Is said to have struck Scotland reverely on aeeoiint ol Secth the Kind that Leadi h. number of rich that country- In •’“• “ '"“V acini automobile, running very rapid- te a? night, plumtert in«" • 1"'”k ° •hasp bring driven to market am kilJl and mangled quite a number of (*>rl 111 mill l>/ s » r r 4 Allumai luisipo'l free •" sil . lililí, anas 0 M f .tn A Ct.. U.lrotl. Milk them. S tats os oak’, citv or roLsno. r „ r.Ass'j W’issr mskw "Sitr Ind •.very eu. of '' ‘ by lb. uuut Y Sworn to bstors mr and pnsrm». ibis‘ih dsy ul Hr.-, n.lwr, A. I I«* A W 0IJ.A8ON. I aZAt. J ItatPsCaterrb Cura Is tasan Internally ami «'is dlraetly on Ilia bloml and nun mn - ' thesystam. Send tor le.llruonials, b*-' uie»ji*c*u K j chks KY A CO . lutado, O. Bold by drusiilsts. lit. UalPs Fauiily 1’111» ‘ba best. Forearmed. She—This is the restaurant where one always has to wail so long. ( Mr. Savage—Ob, yea; it’a thinking He—You know the reason, don I of it that keeps me a bachelor. •</ have used several bottles of Peruna and I feel greatly bene you? "So; why?" fited thereby frem my catarrh of the head. I feel encouraged to be A Threadbare Compensation. "Their prices are »> high that they lieve that if I use it a shott time longer I will be fully able to eradi "She isn’t at all handsome.” can’t afford to serve any dish without i cate the disease of thirty years’ standing.—David Meekison, Member "But she’s very good.” In Hungary the legal nge of an In first looking up the financial rating of POSmVELY CURES "Dear me; that’s what they always of Congress. the customer.’’—New Yorker. dividual dates only from baptism. say.” The season of catching cold is upon catarrh. Rheumatism Frog skin makes the toughest leather us. The cough and the sneeze and the A "Dead Cinch.** While many people have been cured known tn proportion to Its thickness. For brulichisi trouhtra trv l'iso's Cure nasal twang are to be heard on every Neuralgia Consiunption. li la » good con h "You college men seem to take life hand. The origin of chronic catarrh, of chronic catarrh by a single bottle of Brussels has a church clock wound by f<>r Peruna, yet, as a rule, when the catarrh atmospheric expansion Induced by the medicine. Al driiRrlata, pru e Jó ernia. pretty easy.” Backache the most common and dreadful of dis becomes thoroughly fixed more than "After I wva lM»l«sr»el •• try CABt'A. "Yea; even when we graduate we do A Pardonable Mistake. Kill. I »HI Ilici»» hi III* K omm . heat of the sun. eases, is a cold. Headache one bottle is nece-<saiy to complete a bJv ,!»rr ••• In ft « » I’» 1 • »••! " i l>«afl it by degrees.” Stella—1 came near inissing A pro- S< hrd This is the way the chronic catarrh cure. Peruna has cured cases innum* An orange tree In full bearing has ami I U t »' > h I k >< i U * .*•••* «•»•<* taM- Feetache In« ’ awarau I fe. Illi* >lf nifn !<•« Bia** posal last night. generallv begins. A person catches ! erable of catarrh of twenty years' stand- been known to produce fifteen thousand Jerusalem Artichoke. lltriu will» beuafltial toatiHa foi •««•»» tiuuiavb cold, which hangs on longer than usual. Bella — You did? oranges; a lemon live six thousand All Bodily Aches Ju« KitBMi.iau. IM <.*-»<«»••• Bl . Bi I aju I b Ma ing. It is the best, if not the only in con- The Jerusalem artichoke has no Stella—Yes. He got down on his nection whatever with the holy city of The cold generally starts n the head ternal remedy for chronic catarrh in fruit. AND and throat. Then follows sensitiveness existence. knees and I thought he was merely CANOV the Jews. It io a species of sunflower. Forest covers 3G per cent of Russia's of the air passages which incline one looking lor aping-pong ball.—Harper's CATHARTIC total area, or, In all, 4iM,5OO,liOO acres. But prevention is far better than to catch cold very easily. At last the Bazaar. When Iron Melts. cure. Every person subject to catching In other words, there are four acres of Ths heat of a common coal fire is 1,* person has a cold all the while, seem cold should take Peruna at once at the forest to every Inhabitant of Russia. Permanently rur«*a io At« n*r 140 degrees, but it takes 3,479 degrees ingly, more or less discharge from the slightest symptom of cold or sore throat | A country laborer of Brescia while t|TC lllw after Aral lav « isenfl’r \ha«*aGreat S< r^ nose, hawking, spitting, frequent clear Mom. Ben.lfor Fl< KEB7.<M>trial'■••»tieat, 1 U - .L to melt iron. at this season of the year and thus pre . cleaning an eel discovered In Its stom wa. Da. IL li K limr . Ltd. Wi An bsL. Philadelphia.Fa ing of the throat, nostrils stopped up, full feeling in the head, and sore, in vent what is almost certain to end in ach a large black pearl, which Ims An Habitual Offender. A Harrowing Jest. chronic catarrh. , been purchased by a Milan Jeweler fur Jagglee—I understand he’s a golf en flamed throat. !’• t Ti»l» Urw«1 Q| The man at our Imarding house lias T'en'AM I’ll»!« Send for free book on catarrh, en $7,000. The best time to treat catarrh is at thusiast. Has he broken any records? (fitAAl Nw»»r k»h tarli uf <|I I« |<Jr ¿.^ M* Waggl es—No, he never breaks any the very beginning. A bottle of Peru titled "Winter Catarrh,” by Dr. Hart | The Prussian city of Casttei will be a the remains of a once prosperous |«> ket ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... , 4 btawgw. M m H v «*I. ••• l»»b W| thing but the Sabbath.— New York na properly need, never fails to cure a man. "Health and Beauty" sent free thousand years old In 1913, while the comb, from which the teeth had long •twrtl*« B mb *«F « since fled. common cold, thus preventing chronic to women only. . <HE BEST ” Times. French city of Marseilles was founded "Why," we asked him, "do you Ask your druggist for a free Pe-ru-na almanac. more than 2.500 years ago, and Rome Is carry that thing around with you—that Rarity Among Women 2,654 years old. N«. fl IIIO1, r. M. u. worthless old comb?" There may be some husbands who Candy-makers say that the most prof IN THE WORLD _ may Mother Ooose. And he replied : Olive Trees. be filled with envy when they read ' liable part of their trade Is In fancy MARS THDTBAPe HAM "Well, 1 can’t part with it."—Balti “Mother Goose,” who is probably An olive tree yields six pounds of that the deep melancholy in which the 'candles, put up In ornamental boxes, more News. more familiar to children than any olives when it is three years old. At exarina is said to be leads her to pre I the box frequently cutting more figure serve silence for long periods even in the age of fifty it yields from twenty- i ther personage in story books, was a In the purchase than the goods. real person. Mrs.^Goose, for that was the presence of guests. Certainly her two to twenty-six pounds. her real name, lived with a family I The Japanese eat more fish than any alleged mania might take a more acute Petroleum for Rheumatism. named Fleet, who kept a little store other people In the world. With them and objectionable form. When petroleum was first discovered in Pudding Lane, Boston. meat-eating Is u foreign Innovation, in this country, it was called rock oil, confined to the rich, or rather to tliose Great Odds. OFTEH IMITAT« The odds against a whist player hold and was sold in small vials as a specific rich people who prefer It to the national Whistling in Buenos Ayres. Any person caught whistling in the diet. A5ÄSÄPILEC0AT ing all the trumps are 158,753,389,- for rheumatism. streets ef Buenos Ayres is liable to lie It has often been stated that sixty Etiquette. IT HAS NO EQUAL 899 to 1. arreste.d The police alone have the tmles an hour was the utmost rate at CATALOfUlS FRCl Mrs. Blank—Is your husband going Queen Exhibits Bantams. right to whistle. MSW1IK FUM kINC or «ARMANTS AND MATA which a- swallow could fly. Recent ex to Mrs. Jason’s funeral? ! A-.1.TOWER CO.. SOSTO*, MAM, H Eight varieties of bantams are being periments between Compelgne and Mrs. Dash—Decidedly not. She did exhibited by the Queen of England at not return my last call.—Baltimore Antwerp proved that a swallow In a a show at Barnstable. What More Could He Ask. hurry can cover 128V4 miles an hour. Hr W A Wise Star. ■ U, .'I . *’l . I ni 11 ng »* 'If "But can you provide for my daught- 7, ... The oil glands of the skin are most WISE BROS., Dentists. '-'V; • <»r. 1 li 1 1 • i ami n a « hin «tun -t« Saturday the Day for Fires. In Prohibition Kansas, Too! ' properly?” asked the father. numerous In races living under the rOKTLANl). OllBüON. on In London there are more fires "Certainly,” replied the youth from An Atchison husband hovered at tropics, because the oil Is nature's pro irope. "I can provide her with a Saturday than on any other day in the death’s door so long his wife remarked tection ngalnst the heat of the sun. In week. le, can’t 17’*—Chicago Post. she supposed be was having bis usual hot countries its action Is often assisted ’I trouble finding the keyhole.—Atchison by the application of vegetable or ani < Globe. mal oils. < The relative durability of wood and Deceitful Appearance. < Iron Is given strange Illustration by an I Genuine “Jayemith fairly worships his wife,” old cannon which has stood since 1850 said Fosdick, "and yet be won’t give Delivered at any Railroad Station on the high grounds of point Bonita, her enough money to dress herself prop or Boat Landing in Oregon at the entrance of San Francisco bay. erly.” The gun has rusted away, while the "It isn’t al ways the most devout wor wood supports are In a state of perfect shipper that puts the most money on preservation. the collection plate,” replied Keed- ick.—Town Topics. The title of "doctor” was Invented In the twelfth century and conferred for Muit Bear Signatura of When the cold wave flag is np, freezing weather is on the way. Winter How to Discourage Treating. the first time upon Insrlus of the uni here in earnest, and with it all the miserable symptoms Catarrh Gayboy—Have a drink with me? versity of Bologna, states the Meta turn—blinding headaches and neuralgia, thick mucous discharges Hardhead — Certainly. Here’s to physical Magazine. The first “doctor Grftom the nose and throat, a hacking cough and pain in the chest, bad yon. of medicine” was Gullelmo Gordenlo, ,, ste in the mouth, fetid breath, nausea and all that makes Catarrh the Gayboy—Ah, that’s good. who received the honor from the college ' T^jst sickening and disgusting of all complaints. It causes a feeling of per- Hardhead—First-rate. Order anoth of Aostl, also In Italy, In 1229 FloCnal defilemen^ an<T mortification that keeps one nervous and anxious while er round if you like. I belong to the the company of others. In a recent lecture at Gresham Col anti-treating league, and have promised ▼spy email aad as easy Kanchester, Vs., Maroh 0,1901. «•take asngu. Tick Tn spite of all efforts to prevent it, lege, Dr. Symes Thompson, tn «peak QentiemenI had all the symptoms not to treat; but there’s nothing in the e filthy secretions and mucous mat- ing of the effects of climate, remarked Order that aooompany this disease, such as rules about accepting treats. A gCr find their way into the Stomach muous dropping in the throat, a con* right along, old boy. You pay and I’ll that It had become necessary to sublet FOR DI nd are distributed by the blood to staut desire to hawk and spit, feeling drink.—New York Weekly. English government work In Egypt be lll'ery nook and corner of the system; of dryness in the throat, oough and cause it was found that the natives spitting upon rising in the morning, i ,e Stomach and Kidneys, in fact His Little Scheme. would only work when chastlsid, and seabe forming in the nose, which re ■ a ery organ and part of the body, be- He was cutting an item from the it was a rule that a British officer must quired mnoh effort to blow out, some nLA'mc infected with the catarrhal not strike a native. times oauslng the nose to bleed end newspaper. “It telle how a botine wan >ison. This disease is rarely, if ever, leaving ms with a sick heedeohe.^X robbed, and I want to show it to my Phoenix, Aris., the center of Salt =■ -enin its earliest stages, a purely local had thns suffered for five years. “ wife,” he explained. River valley, was a few years ago a tease or simple inflammation of the X commenced to take S. S. ■- end "What good will that do?” a friend sagebrush desert It has now twenty- • • >se and throat, and this is whysprays, after I had taken throe largo bottles, inquired. Wishes, powders and the various in five thousand Inhabitants, with an as CURE SICK HEADACHE. X notlood a change for the better. "A whole lot, ” was the reply. "You sessed property valuation of $10,000,- Thns encouraged, I continued to take ding mixtures fail to cure. Heredity it end in a short while was entirely sie, thio house was ro >bed while a man 000. All this Is due to water, which sometimes back of it—parents have was at church with hie wife.” cured. JUDSOW A. BELLA«. and so do tlieir children. brought In canals from streams fed Main and Vino Rte., Blohmond, Va. "Say!" exclaimed the friend, ex In the treatment oi Catarrh, anti* mainly from San Francisco and other citedly, “ von haven ’ t got another good candy to a Ontyetptic and soothing washes are good for cleansing purposes or clearing the Arizona reserves, has turned the desert j lid. c>py of that paper, have you? ” — Chi ------- -:ad and throat, but this is the extent of their usefulness. To cure Catarrh Into a fertile valley, covered with Queen Bee i ‘¿HUgrrnanently, the blood must be purified and the aystem relieved of its load cago Post. .Sioi/eò'¡ "’"»"'""l to «ny ineTiel..,, French plain mirror, per.nelly ranches and dotted with smnll towns. Cough Drops PAIN >OMMEL SLICKED 1 ABSOLUTE SECURITY. A NEW ORGAN QOK OUT FOR Carter's ^TARRHa Little Liver Pills. CARTERS DELICIOUS AND TEMPTING foul secretions, and the remedy to accomplish this is S. S. S. which has no equal as a blood purifier. It restores the blood to a natural, healthy state and the catarrhal poison and effete matter fates are carried out of the system through the direct proper channels. S. S. S. restores to the cal J i blbod all its good qualities, and when actio rich, pure blood reaches the inflamed other smbrane and is carried through the circulation to all the Catarrh infected rtiona of the body, they soon heal, the mucous discharges cease and the In '.tient is relieved of the most offensive and humiliating of all complaints, nrovld S. S. S. is a vegetable remedy and contains'nothing that could injure the £_..j(«jet delicate constitution. It cures Catarrh in its most aggravated forms, a a cases apparently incurable and hopeless. Write us if you have Catarrh, COMnU.« ©nr physicians will advise you without charge. *** nlr aunrr »ornmn nn. artaari Are made of pure hon ey and menthol. They are pleasant and ef fective an a remedy for cough« and cold«. Try a package. Hold by all druggists and confectioner«. Two packages by mail on receipt of 10c., stamps. It was the Card. The weary housekeeper paused beside the basket of eggs that bore the card: "Fresh this morning—38 cents.” “Give me a dozen of these eggs,” she said. "I suppose you guarantee their freshneee?’' "Well, no,” said the hesitating storekeeper, "We wouldn't like to do that." “But the card says: ’Fresh this morning.* ” “Yes’m,” the stoorekeeper reluctant ly admitted. "But you see it’s the card that’s fresh—not the eggs.”_ Cleveland Plain Dealer. <C«KT KOI' Pacific Coast Biscuit Co. Portland, Orc. Bee* Cousb öyrup. In time* 8old by drngglBt«,^^ Tho Most Valuable Book. The most valuable work In existence I Is said to be a copy of the Koran now 1 treasured In the Mohammedan city of Isonan-Ituxa, Persia. The covers nine > nml one-half Inches by four Inches are of solid gold nn eighth of nn Inch thick i. while precious stones set In syinlioll/ i. designs figure In the center nml nt each of the corners. 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