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About Klamath republican. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1896-1914 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 29, 1903)
When Dee. the M i M <'!>•« Hair Splits M“ □kind has there bwn 7>il|(| (0 be SAVED BY PE-RU I Be Now the bond 1« more of good w 11 and piest of all smaller nation, by the larger u Then, at the most, the union tov'k In a v It extends to a billion and a half. Then permanent union, no union at all. In fact, there Is mutual understandlug. trade rela- d. the telegraph, the steamship and a certain lutlon In International relations. Different other as formerly. Arbitration Is coming bat before was left to the sword Is now —----- - rar It 1« poxstble that the world has seen or two more must eud the chapter. The longer permit any gt”«1 ’Ilioullt of blooJ’ ■rests that are now stronger than any one ■, will not allow themselves to be disturbed re will still be, of course, a few little wars need nations, petty revolutions and the like, edges of humanity. These, too. must grad- md consolidation extend their bounds. So enthusiast to predict that the present een- war upon the planet i, governmental corruption, and moral and 1, are rather local In their nature and will ■ " ‘ humanity. These falthy body of the whole than permanent blemishes. T The — trend t— of mighty momentum of the mass will sweep barrier. The hope no longer lodges In any every nation. Even If the Anglo-Saxon Ion. the I.atln and the Oriental would move the entire British empire would not cheek ny smaller streams are now uniting In one stible. There may be eddies and becalmed m. - ‘ ... «'"y IL STUBENVOL H. Stubenvoll, of Elkhorn, Wia., is pastor of the Evangelical Lu church of that place. Rev. Stubenvoll is the possessor of two to him by Emperor William of Germany. Upon the fly leaf of the emperor baa written in hia own handwriting a text. onored paator, in a recent letter to the Peruna Medicine ( Ohio, aaye concerning their famous catarrh remedy, Peruna: Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio. men: “1 had hemorrhages of the lungs for a long time, and me. I took Peruna and was cured. It gave me strength and healthy, pure blood. It increased my weight, gave r, and I feel well. It is the best medicine in the world. If ™OLL* 0,6 hOUSe wou,d save many from death every ye s of people have Catarrh be surpriaed to know it, be- been called some other tarrh. The fact is catarrh wherever located; And which is of equally great is thatJPeruna cures catarrh that poem of your* tarn 'wered the author, "there lence of opinion that usu- the production of a master postmaster insisted that it a matter and the editor in- was not.” _»w no age in history ever seemed so hopeful < ver were such vast forces In motion, never iBence, invention, commerce, religious and being pressed more generally and with le wars for liberty have left us with their e so abundantly, never were the comforts The press Is educating the world. The I by the heights that have been wod . the higher heights. Having tasted political economic liberty. The picture Is not all the fact that that the so colon many I he wing dark brighter, place« and la hopeful 1 defects removed.—Denver News. If you do not derive prompt an ¡»factory results from the use of I write at once to Dr. Hartman, gi full statement of vour case and h b' pleased to give you bis valua vice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, presid The Hartman Sanitarium, Columl A Plain Warning. There is a passenger steamer Elbe where the warning against ing to the man at the wheel ¡ l played in four different lang This is the English version: " helm marine gentleman try con tion not.” l<- 11 for take >s In s of ziany itted inter alnst lot is I Oft- and seem i, and basil, L all y be p the I en in lerstl- at as varl- with I w bo- left carry 'ad to mls- Platinum. lucky Number, Sure, Platinum rarely occurs in n rgatulate m I Mabel has though once in a while a lump found; the biggest on record, ab< xlly? I hope you’re not size of a tumbler, being now pre in the Dresden museum. SomJ Why? ago John M. Davidson of Roches ause you’re the thirteenth Y., found the metal in two Mel ted this season, I believe. —an interesting discovery, ini as it proved that platinum e: Stuart Carnation, other worlds than ours. red ’assionate carnation of the royal house of of Bedclothes. smaller Russian hotels iged tc find their own Brought Their Seats. In the good old times 500 yc there were no seats in the schools except stools for the t The pupils sat on bundles o which they brought along. ronic Sore ng Ulcers» s that ____ ______ _____ r for w—"ii 3 I 111 I1 H.~~ 11 en when | the dry ones are freshly grown. Flrst- worry, anxiety and endless trouble to those whe are afflicted i dnss marketmen also recognize the ticnlarly so when located upon the lower extremities whare I fact by offering, along with costly is weak and slu; ’ ’ * gangrenous eating *' * -------- lggish. A ulcer upon **■* the i spring lamb, pots of tender, growing 1 sight, and as 1 the poison burrows deeper and deeper into the i mint to sauce the roast. One of these d the sore continues to spread, one can almost see the flesh ! mint pots, properly tended, will grow nd feel the strength going out with the sickening discharges, 1 for years and supply an ordinary sores and deep offensive ulcers often develop from a simple kitchen. Mint grows rapidly and the and, bruise or pimple and are a threatening danger always, better for frequent plucking. Stalks 1 such sores are not cancerous, a great many are, and this should not be allowed to grow more u suspicious of all chronic slow-healing ulcers and sores, par than six Inches high. If they are not runs in your family. Face sores are common and cause the needed nip them off and dry In a shady ce because they are Valdosta, G*., September, 1000. place against the time when more mint d unsightly and de Swift Speciflo Co., Atlanta, Ga. may be needed than the pot can fur appearance, Dear Sirs:—Something like a rising nish. This applies also to other herbs. and old people and came on my instep, very small at Alm in plucking to keep them bunchy ia contaminated first, not at all painful, but as it grew larger and began to pain mo I and stocky, so as to furnish many the germs and poison consulted a doctor, but in spite of leaves with the smallest modlucum of previous sickness, all he could do the sore got worse stems. Garden-grown herbs are per mercury, are the and began to discharge; then other mitted to bud before catting down for chronic sores and sores came nntil the whole top of drying, but those in the herb-window ■1« blood remains in my foot was one large mass of sorts garden would better not exhaust their polluted condition and I could not walk. Thon my bus* y impossible and the band, who had been oured of Scrof strength in the effort to flower. Kl’cben air Is commonly both warm e to grow and spread ula by the use of S. S. S., said he es and salves or any believed it would oure me. I began and moist; hence things grow In It taking it end eight bottles oured almost tropically. Give the herbs the irface treatment, for me; my foot healed up nioely. I be sunniest window. If a box can be set the outward sign of lieve I would have been a orlpple the whole window length all the bet nal disorder, a bad for life but for S. S. S. • blood and system, ter. One strong clump of each herb MBS. 0. H. KING. lies cannot cun . Is better than several weak ones. Plant I 3 these old chronic sores through the blood. It goes to the them zigzag, up and down the sides of .rouble and counteracts and removes from the blood all the the box. If seeds sre sown let It be •oiaons, and gradually builds up the entire system and In a smaller box, from which the luggish circulation, and when the blood ha9 been purified strongest plants can be set In the win and the system purged of all morbid, dow box. which should be a foot wide unhealthy matter the healing process and ten Inches deep Inside. Fill with begins, and the eating ulcer or chronic in an Inch of the top with very rick sore is soon entirely gone. dirt and give the plants monthly a lib S. S. S. contains no mineral or poison eral watering with liquid manure. If ous drugs of any description, but is guar that Is out of the question soap suds, anteed a purely vegetable remedy, a the dirtier the better, should be given tonic combined and a safe and permanent cure for chronio I weekly. Pour the suds areund the If you have a slow-healing sore of any kind, large or roots. Keep the green tops dean by >ut it, and our physicians will advise you without charge. sprinkling with fresh water at least .1 Skin Diseases free. every other day. THE SWIFT SPEOIFIO CO., ATLANTA. GA. From such a garden, says the Wash ington Star, one can gather bouquets of herbs every day In the year of rich yet superlatively delicate flavor. Nor Is that all the profit—sauces, extracts, delicious drinks may come from It, not to mention the delights of watching The discovery of new agents and new and tending a mass of thrifty growth. methods of administering the old agents I us -d In dentistry for eliminating pain, has revolutionized practice. PAINLESS DENTISTRY with us Is not an expert- ment, but an absolute certainty, hundreds can testify. Don’t you ta> e any risks. We guarantee "NO PAIN.” Both 'phones: Oregon South 22»’; Columbia 3SS. Open e.enlngs till k. Sundays from » to 12. OS., Dentists 212, 21', Enillng 20S, 209, 21 , 211, i________ _ _____ _ Hidf Cor. Third and Watlilngton sta. rOBTLAND. OBBGON. i .n wft 'jni lh. .»"T 4, . V L * ‘ a . . fear that I »'» knowledge of th” An anti profanity league line been formed at Bertha, Neb., which la quite unique as an organization. The con stitution provides that the member ship shall lie lim ited to young women, and that the chief object of the league shall be to stop the swearing habit among young men. The members of the order are to discourage atten tions from any young man who Kiss KESSLER. Indulges In swear- Ing. Twenty-six young women have algned the membership roll thus far. One enthusiastic member proposed that the members be prohibited from speaking to young men who swear, but this radical Idea was not adopted. The first president of the Anti-profam ‘J? I;e"gue >• Ml” Florence Kessler,' daughter of the proprietor of a de- partment store at Bertha. The secre- tary la Miss Birdie Carbon. Paid Sage to Refute. A solicitor for a Wall street paper bad been trying for a long time to „ se- cure the signature of Russel) Rage Vo an advertising contract at a cost of I »100 per year, but to no purpose. To show how dlllgsntly he had been work ing, hoping there,y to Induce Mr. Rage to sign the contra.t, he said: "I think, Mr. Rag». you ought to fa ' vor me with this orde,. for I h<Ve been I after you for three yea-g.” The old financier lean«) hack ln h,g I Miss Gannon, Sec’y Detroit Amateur Art Association, tells young women what to do to avoid pain and suffering caused by female troubles. " I can conscientiously recommend Lydia E. 1‘lnklinin’. VoKctablo UoilipollIKl to those of my sisters Hair-splittin Itintf If the friendships. [.' . splitting Is done on your own head, it loses friends for you, for every hair of your head is a friend. Ayer’s llair Vigor in advance will prevent the splitting. If the splitting has begun, it will stop it. Corn on the Cob. Not many |*opl” •••»* l,*;‘ J'" eh.»,*« to eat an ear of roa.te.1 *-n J tllP w,|, I» the mi'I’Bo ol winter. 11 ow ever. WadhameA Kerr Broa.. * »nicer« ol Portland, liad • *'" ütv out up under their Momq"'!» hr.ml |l M ■ Mil«. voting lady’s letter that Lydia E. i'inkhain'H Vegetable Compound will surely cure the suffering, of women ; and when one considers that Ml.. Gannon’s letter Is only one of hundred, which we have, ths great virtue of Mrs. Pinkham’s modi- cine must be admitted by all. CASTOR IA For Infanta and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of The Weight of Crowds. Couldn’t Be OtherwlM. The load which is produced by a Miss Slim—“Who wrote Man Pro dense crowd of persons is generally taken at hO to 100 pounds per square poses ?'" Miss Antique- "Probably some In foot and is considered to tw the greatest experience.! young author."—Now uniformily distributed load for which a York Tribune. floor need be proportioned. Unique Mountain«. There are four unique mountain« in Lower California—two ol alum, one of, alum and aulpur mixed and one of pure ttad Seen Better Days. sulpur. It is estimated that in tire Kind IJ»dy—I suppoae you hav. four peaka named there are 100,000,000 »een better days? Tramp—Yes’m. One <lay last wc«k tone of pure alum and 1,000,000 tons I got three dlnners and ten beer».— of sulphur. Dotroit Free Press. Tommy Won. • too urn ahi * siuo. Two brothers went to the same school. They were absent about a ftAdrra of thia paper will b«* plaaard to fortnight, and then one returned alone. iwtru that there ia al lent one drratle<l dioraM dial Betauce baa been Able to cure in all It* “Where is your brother Thomas?" atauea, aud ttiat tacatarrh Hall’»« atarrh Cun is the only poeltlve cure known tn the innlu a asked the master. (raternlty < alarrh I* in a a <-oiiatltutlonal di« "Please, sir, he’s laid up with a •ate. rvqulrea a constTtutloual treatm« nt sprained arm. We were trying to see Haifa Catarrh Cura la taltm internally, a Ina jin-ctiy upon th<- blood and Mucous aui * which could lean out ol the window of the system, thereby de«troy:ng th® founds ';- tl gf th® d ATI ! KlYiftg th® p»' • ! fartberest, and Tommy won." Feetache All Bodily Aches AND CONQUERS PAIN. She Made Him. Mrs. Tower—Frankly, John Tower, I think you are the meanest man I ever saw. Mr. Tower—I wouldn’t say that, Gusty; you know you’ve said hundreds of times that you have baen the making of me. Eccentricities of Blue Blood. Mrs. Highup—Do you believe that it is true that the Emporor William ia having the milk from his farm at Pots dam retailed in Berlin from wagons with his name printed on them? Mrs. Waynpp-I ahouldn t wonder. It s nothing. Why, even my grand father did the name thing.—New York Weekly. Advance of Science. "My fee for the surgical operation which is a dangerous one,” raid the eminent expert, "will be |5,000.” "Five thousand dollars? Whew!” exclaimed the prospective victim. “Why, four centuries ago the royal ex •cutioners hadn’t the nerve to charge over |10 for their work."—Baltimore American, A Laudable Ambition. "Three years,” hopelessly rephed the Too Realistic Altogether. agent. Footlight—And was the lighthouse “Then, you see,” continued Mr. Sxge scene realistic? “I have saved Just 1300." ’ Sue Brette—Oh, yes They bad a I When a woman commences to talk real light house at last night’s perform alx>ut a sealskin coat, she might ai ance.—Yonkers Statesman. well buy one. It ............... will be among het assets sooner or later. All 4r«t|l»ll. state of Maim*. The - — corn is pul up •** or »even ear» in a gallon ><•<> J»"*1 ‘ while it ia much higher in price than their regular Mot»o).>le caim”*l corn, there are many who are willing to pay extra (or «uch an unusual dainty. suffering with female weakness nml the troubles which so often befall women. I suffered for mouth, with general weakness and felt m> weary Might Regret It. that I had hard work to keep up. I Mistress Poor, darling little Top had shooting pain, ami wiui utterly .y! I'm afraid »he will •««*•• ”^°**r. miserable. In mv distr»'.. I was ad Do you know. Bridget. I think th* vised to use l.ytlli» E. I’lllklism’» kindest thing would be to have hei Vegetable Compound, ami it was shot and put out of her nil.ery. a red letter day to me when I took the Bridget—'Deed ma'am I wouldn t first dose, for at that time iny restora do that. Sho might get better, after tion began. In six week. I wa. • all, an’ then ye’d bo sorry yod had changed woman, perfectly well In every respect. I felt so elated and her killed — Punch. happy that I want all women who Chopping Him Oft. suffer to get well a. I did."—Ml»« The Count (passionately) I lofe ill'll.A G annon . 359 Jone. St, Detroit, «alk Corresponding Sec’y Mich. Amateur gee ver-r ree gr-r r round you on! Art Association. - }zcoo forf.it The Heiress (coldly)—I always *bw l.tt.r proof., fool...... roanst 3. proPocr.. It ia clearly shown In this rldo!— Puck. . Aunt—Have you no serious purpose chair, thought a mometx, Ray, the. in life? Niece—Oh, yes. I want to find a New York Times, and tfen asked:' “How long have you been trRng to get real wicked man and marry him to re- form him.—New York Journal. this contract, did you say?” 1 '\vhoti "* C|HI I y Hadn't Tried It. W’eddlo ‘h*1 <*nt,eman • you the Cigar a !H”»>l who K«vv youn’ I don’t know; I haven't Weddle y,K New York Timed. smoked It ST.JACOBS OIL PLAN TO CHECK PROFANITY. “ I have used Ayer Ayer ’ e s llair Hair Vigor for thirty year*. yesrs. It is elegant Tor a hair dressing and for keeping the lisir from splining at ilia eml*." — J. A. Gruenenfclder, Grantfork, III. dMfi th” .. .................... bad. If the law would only set apart one day a week for the consumption of onions and forbid It, under penalty of fine and Imprisonment—preferably Im prisonment—at all other times It would be a boon to the world. The onion hater would at leaat know when to take to the woods and how long to stay there. Reasonably <lood. As for banishing the onion from the Mrs. Dick—Did you and Joe have kitchen, that would be a crime. There good sport? I have been poets who have sung Its Dick—Well, w« didn’t get any praises, but perhaps some of the prose game; but we didn’t shoot each other. I rhapsodies are Just as eloquent. For instance. If you want to crush your k JOC k JOOOQQOOQQQO' neighbor who regards your dish of onions with a supercilious eye. Just ask him If be knows that the onion Is called "the rose among roots.” Ask him If he know» that "without It there would be no gnstronomlc art;" that “its presence lends color and en chantment to the modest dish. Its ab sence reduces the rarest dnlnty to hopeless Insipidity and the diner to de POSITIVELY CURES spair.” It Is quite possible that your haughty Rheumatism neighbor may decline to follow this hint and may »how signs of not being Neuralgia plunged Into despair pending the ad Backache dltlon of onions to Ills own menu. The antl-onlonlst Is a stiff necked party.- Headache Providence Journal. Onion Finds a Defender. The onion Is one of those strenuous vegetables about which one cannot be indifferent. One either yearns for It with a passionate longing or else utter ly repudiates It and everybody who has any trafficking with It. The new Idea In men’s clothing If one never had to take one's onions seems to be to have them liana like a at second band it would not be so gunny Back. 'Mfr' .. !«...... . ,u 7ln the past Babylon onee dominated all od Persia exercised the same rule. Then ie this territory tributary to Macedon In a I of everything from England to 1 aleatlne. j narrow' compared to the world ’■•II»: fl'fftl’- .............. “ I this time. 1» ’ • 1(h foriuer ages, r !'X‘ rul dtixens of the world, luen be o( a pond of union uwpolltaa eplr • avtry. lersal coming to uuder»t»Ud each .tirriuK the Orient, while the Occident 1» • * ( awakening. strength by building up the conalltut on an A'Sifitlng nature In doing its work. The pro prletort have so tnu<h faith In Its curativi powers, that they offer One Hundred ¡Miler or any case that it fella to cure, bend fur h» jf testimonials. Ad dress F. J 4 HENRY A CO., Toledo, < Boh! by druggists. 75c. Hall's Familk Pills are th® T»®®f I hr l ow Roof. A.cum Hardened cs.e U he? Tufnut I *” wolst ever Hid yer notici* how lialdheuded ho la? Annin Yea. Tufnut Well, ilat'a from rldln* no much I« prison vans; Il wort* nil do huir off Hu* top of bin timid.- Phils- dolphin Presa. HELLO, ~ EVERYBODY I l ather«. Mother», JHatrr«, Itruthor», Mwr«*t Fit at tn anti |.**veta I»« nt )T<»U want a HASH VtAlkll IM» CHAIN <>W «»M’ <>l I t Ollirw till I* F I» M». lAlk Qlkk. aa time limit I« H brnary .•.•ml. V«u Ihr'® I« une of tha-x» gift« laying In wall fur • •»«!• lu» b>y on« w hy not you* Mend ¿Be. f«>r «Ample of good« ami p®rilrularB DONT GET WET! Œ A5K YOUD DFAIFB FOB TMt SLICKER MADt FAMOUS BY A DEPUTATION XtÄHNDING OVNI MOM THAN ' HALF A CFNTUOY. £" TOWBDô garment» and f hat» az« madz of th« best /]p—i maUnola in bind* or yollow ? I J for all torvi» of wat work ’ ’ ’ jatwacdon u cuasainitt) » you ina to THE SIGN OF THE FISH. w A J TOWCP CO , BOSTON. MASS TAPE WORMS ••A lap» worm ®ight®®n feel long al iBAkt <'«nin •>» th® •.•n® BfiPt toy taking two CASi'AllKTH I'hlt I atu tun ha« omnnn I my Adapted to Flats. ba<l hrailh for tba (xat ITirr® I »in bii II **I see that you have tuken up the Ute'tig C m . .»feta Ui® only catliartl« wutiliy of Ootlo« by boii « h >I b " vertical nystern of penmanship. Why UB<> W Boat M lialr4 M ga did you do that?” “Oh, haven't you hoard? Why, we CANDY are living In a flat now.” CATHARTIC Mothers will fino Mrs. Minalo*'» Booth in» Syrup _> the best remedy to UM lor tin r children d lure h during the teething period. Humiliated. "What's the trouble, Henry?” asked the wife, “Wasn't the majority as large as you expected?" "I'm not thinking about the elec tlon, Jess," gloomily replied the statesman, whose admiring conatlt uenta had returned him to congrcM for another term. “You remember there Is a brand of a S-cent cigars named for me? Well, they're selling them two for 5 cents now."—Chicago Tribune. Mord ... Nrvar Nlrgatn ’trtrtit Taste Onodi tVrnh®ii «>r <irl|*® |(»r Me fio CURI CONSTIPATION. ••'"M ■ IM 1^... ibw.«., awl,.-! MO-TO-IAC For nearly half a century Piso s Cure Í» a remedy for coughs, colds and consumption. Try it. Price25 cents, at druggists. errys Tough Leather. A sign on an East Sldo shop win dow reads: "Fried Shoes." The merchants name Is Fried, but ho forgot to put n comma after it."—New York Time« Seeds h®v® hrrn <?>>win« fairvc® Inwvwrw kiml ur a«>il.ev i vwltrr®. m ..|J j all 4«r» 1 »ul h« < «í A . . ... I®«-« u> all appii. antA, I» ■. Fl RH » A < O l»»trwU. Mirk. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills IRuat Bear Signature of on. GEE wo' ____ Pac-Slmll. Wr.pp., lt.low WDNDLRFUL IIOMI- ▼•»T amali tattkaasn^u^ TRI-ATMI-NT CARTERS «R dihh S l R 8, for IlUOOÏREtl. for torpid liver . for constipation FOR sallow SKIS. , .’?"™“°*',LEXIO«' Th r wondorfiil <’hl n®t»p <!<»<' or in <?nil®<l itifrti h®<*iiiiR® h® »’nr®« pu i|il<* without opera- ili'ii that nr® tfiveo no «11®. II® ««nr«’«» witfi o?»» wonderful uii’ h®rb>«, root®, hiitl®. ii'kn mui vi« K«* i alii ®n nl me entirely Uli* k iiiiwii to medical bc I- " ’ «uní ry, i Krutigh i M wm •! tteoM •"iiiii. Nw remedí« « ihiN fiintomi «Itwior know* iviioi, <,i ,nrr MMHlifferent r« in«<lir®, which »‘* "»»< < • twHil |y ,1M.R h| «|in..f ot|< II» ,o cMiarih, amhinit, Inn«. ' "¡•1. I II« lllliltl |S|H1 o.. | v oiKIlCHt, K!Ollllt< Il CURE SICK HEADACHE. ' *' r,<’ hundred« of featlnioir hertten modern® < nil ami *®e him < i?. i””' "‘A’ ,,'H c,|y write p»r blmik« and I he Food Inspectors THE c. GEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CJ. inilr' / 132', Third St., 1*1» (Ian,I, Oregon, • H \| -'ll I <| | |, , , ... monopole ... r|»t Monopnl*Onng,.. K. ti,yo,r:;7r '•••rtUnd ®. X. v. ' "ininZ'-'r.".'” •«•»•»Deere ptnnsn inmiiion tiiig pwp®r< a I