Thin*« art Ditte real 1« B»«toa
March
April May
I
cience
véntion
Them ia n best time for doing
pverytliing—that ia, a time when a
thing can be «lone to the l>eat ad The l«a«'llliiB of the grip Is the small
vantage, most easily and moat ef eat dlsenae germ yet dlacuiered
fectively. Now it tile l>ent time The amount of blood In the human
f<>r purifying your hl«s>d. Why ? Ixxly Is oM-tblrte*nth of th» Ixxly
Because your system is now trying : weight.
io purify it—you know this by the
It baa often been clalnie«! that the
pimples and other eruption* that I pr«*»ence of nickel lu dual Is a autficlent
have come on your face and body. criterion to distinguish it as of cosmic
Hood's Sarsaparilla
and Pills
Are the metlieines to take—they do
the work thoroughly and agreeably
aud never fail to do it.
Hissl's are the medicines you
have always heard recommended.
’■I cannot rtvomwrnl Horxl • Saraapartlla
too highly a» a iftrltir ntcillclnr. Il h«'n »«•
take It in ih< ij rit g w,' ail feel better thronch
the anmtner."
Mas 8. H. N ba L McCray», Pa.
HtoO’o OaraaparUla rromlaaa ta
aara anV Rrana fba m-umlaa.
In • lighter Mood.
She: "No man has ever kintssi me.”
He: "I wouldn't boast of my un
popularity , if I were you."—Philadel
phia Record.
No Doubt About It
"Bridget, what did you ear to Misa
Smith when she called?”
"1 t'Kild her you were out this toi me
for sure ma'am."—Harper's Bazar.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth
ing Syrup the best remedy to um tor their
cbikiren during the teething period.
Snap-Shot Opinion.
Ned — Clara says you are a perfect
gentleman.
Fred—M by, she doesn't know me.
Ned—That’s «list I told her.
CATARRH
CANNOT
BI
CFBKD
W th local applicatioui. m they cannot reach
the seat«,( th«- 1 seaae. Catarrh .« a blood or
c«>n»tiiuUonal diM aaa. and m order to cure it
vouni«»ttakc internal rented.e» Hall « Ca
tarrh « ure ia laki-u internally, an,! act«dtr»ctljr
on the b oo«l and muco ir «urta.-ea. Hail « Ca
tarrh Cure ««not a ouack medieine. It w«»
pre- rtbed by ur.( o( the be«t phynciaaa tn tbi*
«nwnrry K'r year», and t«a regu.ar preaeriplton
It .« c >ir.|««a« d ol the be»t tonic known, com
I t. e.l with the irtl blok>d rurifler*. actin» di-
rwdoo th» luui-oui auriace«. Th» perfect
com' nation ot ihe two ingredients 1« whai pn>
ducea *m n wonderful multi in curingoatarrh
t«end U>r leantnontal., free.
F J < HIS EY A <<>., Propr» , Toledo, 0.
Solit by druQcist». price TSc.
llall« family Piils are the best.
A Souther» Po<L
"Here, Marie! Fend up a [>eck or
two of corn dodgers an' a bunk o' meat
to Joseph.”
"Ijin’ sakes' Why can't he come
to table?”
"Kase he's locked himself in his
room, an' is expresein' of bim*«lf in
poetry.”
Piso's Cure la the best medicine we ever
us«-<l fur all affections of the throat and
lung«.—Ww. O. E.iHltT, VauDuren, Ind..
Feb. 10. 1MJ0
A Reprobati.
-"Aren't you ashamed to go away
ami leave your wife in tears?" asked
the near relative.
“Oh, I don’t know.” answered flie
brutal man, "that's 'he way she bas a
goml time when she goes to the
theater.”—Washington Star.
Why »nffer yourself, or let other», when
relief may be had at once by using—
Hamlin'» Wizard Oil.
DWlMd.
M "itew, bere » something in the paper
wbont-w-'yiiriket.’
What is a junket? '
"A Junket, my boy, is an excursion
at public expense to which you are not
invited."—Chicago Tribune.
lQR£GONfflOODpU/UH£ft ♦
Î TESTED ano TRUE quarauteed X
X SOW) la tba Tima ta USE IT. X
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T** IndijtstibX
"Hear Bromley is dead?”
"No; what was the trouble?”
"Splinter of wood in his stomach."
“How in the world did that happen?”
"Eating club sandwiches.”—New
Y’ork Times.
BAD BLOOD,
BAD COMPLEXION.
The skin is the seat of an almost end
less variety of diseases. Thev are known
by various names, but are all due to the
same cause, acid aud other poison» in
th* blood that irritate and interfere with
the propr-r action of the skin.
To have a smooth, soft ski*, free from
all eruption», the blood must b* kept pure
and healthy. The many preparations of
arsenic and potash and the large number
of face powders and lotions generally
used in this class of diseases cover up
for a short time, but cannot remove per
manently the ugly blotchea and the red,
disfiguring pimples.
eternal vlgilanoo io the prlot
of a beaut!fa! oomplexlon
when such remedies are relied on.
Mr 11 T abobe. »704 I.ucas Avenue. St Louis,
Mo , say« "My daughter wi«afflicted for year«
«rith a diaSguring eruption on her face, which
reflated all treatment Sha was takta lo lwo
geiebra-ed heab h «pringa, but received no bena-
Bt. Many medicines were prescribed, but witn-
aut raault. until we dadderl to try 8 *. »..and by
the time the first bottle waa fi maned the eruption
began to disappear. A doten bottles cured her
completely and left her »kin perfectly smooth,
•he la now seventeen years old. aud not a ajgn or
the embarrassing disease basever returned.’
S. S. S is • positive, unfailing cure for
the worst forms of skin trouble».
It ia
the greatest of all blood purifiers, and th*
®nly one guaranteed purely vegetable.
Bad blood makes bad complexions.
purifies and invigo-
Ki "M rates the old anti
makes new, rich blood
that nourishes the
body and keeps the
akin active and healthy and in proper
condition to perform its part toward»
carrying off the impurities from the body.
If you have Eczema, Tetter, Acne, Salt
Rheum, r»oria»i», or your skin ia roug“
and pimply, send for our book on Blood
•nd Skin Diseases and write our physi-
cians about your case. No charge whale
•ver for this eervice.
..
. gWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY. ATLANTA, AA.
■f w
. rather than terrestrial origin. It baa
lately been shown that nickel ia fouu«l
111 soot, aud hen«*e that nlckellferous
dust may be terrestrial, (¡allium, also,
ta fouud In all aluminous mluerala. lu
many flue dusts, in many Irou orea. In
s«K>t and lu atmospherical dust
The cultivated oasis of Dakbla in the
Libyan desert has a copious water sup
ply. derived eutirely from an under
ground bed of as nd stone which is nev
er visible. The water rises to th«* sur
face through wells, averaging about
4<k> feet In depth. Many ot these wells
were made lu auci«*nt times, «luring the
Human «Hx upatlon They fertilize brv»a«l
areas of cultivated lamia, luteraiiersed
with palm groves. The sue« ess of thia
system of Irrigation In Dakbla is Inter-
earing In «-ounection with the pmjixts
for supplying moisture to some of our
Western plains which are similarly un
derlain by bidden supplies of water.
The coutluually iucreaaiug demand
for India rubber, and the great luterest
manitasted In all efiorts to prevent
waste of the trees from which rubber
1» derived, have led otir consuls in couu
trl«*s where these trees grow to collect
many valuable facts concerning them.
Consul Goldschmidt at lai Gnaira re
cently transmitted to Washington some
highly Interesting statements about the
rubber, or caoutchouc. tre«*s. of the up
per Orinoco by Dr. Lucien Mortsse. who
has made extensire personal luvesttga
tlous In that reglou. I>r. Morlsse
makes the somewhat surprising state-
meut that the prohlbltlou of the Vene-
zuelati Government against the felling
of the trees Is altogether unnecessary,
because "it relates to an immense for
est measuring upward of 74.0'0.»NX)
acres, where caoutchouc exlats in
abundance, aud which It would require
millions and miillous of handa to ex
ploit. whereas it only contains three or
four thousand Indians, not more than
the tenth part of whom are engaged In
the work.”
Some interesting details have lately
been publisbe«l concerning the use of
ozon* in purifying water. Ozone is oxy
gen In a highly active condition and It
occurs in small quantities In the air
of the sea and of the mountains. Near
Berlin an establishment has been erect
ed for the purpose of experimenting on
the effects of ozone In ridding water of
the microbes It contains. Ozonized air
containing from 2 to 8 grams per cubic
meter ia cubic meter equals 220.00 gal
lons ami a gram is about 15 grains) Is
passed upward Into a tower which is
filled with flints and in Its passage
meets the water coming down and thus
acts upon It. It has been shown that,
as regards water from the Spree, the
number of microbes was decreased
from OOO.vOO per cubic centimeter < .0*11
cubic inch* to 10, which is practically
nil. The total cost Is set down at 35
cents per 1.000 cubic feet. Ozone has
long been known as "nature's disin
fectant." and Its application to the puri
fication of water becomes, therefore, a
nutter of great interest It the cost
can be reduced thia mode of purifica
tion may bare a chance of widespread
adoption.
nurse who was tn attciulanc*. “What
she really n«*da la a change, but sh* Is
too weak In her pn'aeut coudltlou to
travel. I am going to try au experiment
which will do uo harm aud may «1«
good.
"I want you to let me have another
bedroom for her. and arrange It quit*
differently from th* way It la now.
Hang up new ehluta curtains and put
furniture lu It she la not familiar with.
A room with a fireplace, If poaalble.
Eight a bright little wood fire, aud buy
her a pretty uew drowsing gown. IV»
will gii» her a radical chauge in her
own houa* and see what that will do.”
A couple of days afterward th* plrl
was told that she was so much better
that she w as going to tie moved into
another room, and, despite her reluct
ance. the chang* waa mad«.
The next day ahe showed languid
pleasure at Iter pretty and novel sur
rounding». her diet was altered, and
she gradually acquired an appetite, in
a pretty new dressing jacket, she re-
eelved the compliments of the doctor
and nurse with complaeeuey. and from
that time on began to convalesce rap
idly.
■ All going to prove,” said the doctor,
"that absolute change la oftcu an e*-
seutlal toward recovery, and that the
required stimulus may be given. If nec
essary. at home."
Even to tin's«* who are In health the
tienefits of a home change should not
be underrate«!, says th«* New York Trlb-
une "I like to get a new cook t««*causo
it is the only way we get different
food." said a young married woman:
but the more experienced hous«*ke«*per
appreciates the Imperativ* hygienic
value of change, and varie« th* family
diet accordingly.
Every woman luis eiperlenced the
mental and even moral stimulus of a
new gown (always provided It has been
paid fori, -but not every one recognises
the fact that It Is th«* same with domi
ciliary surroundings, and that to occa-
slenally make a different arrangement
of furniture is a good thlug. while
small novelties In the way of new books
and |ier!odlcals. a change of dn-sa. and
particularly the menu, all go to bright
en the home atmosphere and give a
tired man the change he n*ally require*.
The Trade of Paleatine.
The account of the trade of Palestine
during the year 1900, given In the con
sular report recently Issued. I» falriy
hopeful, though neither the export»
nor the Imports reach the level at
tained In lbS9. The prosperity of the
country depends still, as It always has
done, aud most probably always will
do. upon the fruits of the earth. Cen
turies before the present era. corn and
wine and oil were among the chief
boons of the "promised land.” and
though we hear little now of the first,
the other two are regaining their an
cient reputation. To melons, which
also were valued In ancient day», a
new fruit has been added—the orange.
This. Indeed, and the grape, are now
the most Important products of Pales
tine. though the exports of the former
have declined considerably In value
the last few years.
Jaffa oranges,
however, maintain their reputatlou. so
that it may be hoped that the depres
sion Is only temporary. Southern Pal
estine has always been noted for I'»
vineyards; It was Judab who “bound
his foal to the vine and washed bia
clothes In the blood of the grapes.
DESDEMONA'S FEET.
Qwlte
l>r«»ke I p the Hee«» tar
Elder Itelvinl.
From th» »ublliue to tli* ridiculous Is
but a atop, and In an auecdote recently
relatrsl by Clara Morris, the f«*«*t which
took that sti*p are very conspicuous.
It waa w hi’ti 'Tomniaso Suh ltd w as lu
tills country. The play of the evening
waa “Othello.” ami th«* seen«* of DesdJ
nions'a death had been reached.
Already the raging Moor lia«l slain
hla Innocent victim, ami disturbed by
Emilia's knock, had lol fall th» cur
talua before the couch on which the
Iwwly lay. Tho draperlea provided, al
though rich and heavy, did not com«* to
the floor. They missed It by a space
of at least a foot, ami I Ills the deceaae«l
to
Desdemona uufortuuately falliHl
olmcrv e.
Th«» audlem*e. which bad been held
tense and breathless under the tragic
>|M»I1 of the great actor, suddenly ut
tered a curious, long drawn breath of
aiuaaemeut, follow«*«! by a bobbing of
many heads, s universal craning of
uecka. and then, to poor Kalvlnl'a be
wilderment and dismay, by a burst of
downright laughter. He could |»*rcelv»
nothing amiss, and there was nothing
for him to do but to Ignore the laugh
ter aud proc»*«'«! with the sc*u*. But uo
wonder the |H*ople laughed!
The murdered Deadomoua had risen
and waa evidently sitting on the »Id»
of th» couch, for beu«*ath the curtains
her dangling feet wer* plainly »«*en.
kicking cheerfully Imck and forth.
Buch utterly unconscious feet they
were that tho audience might not have
laughed again had they kept still; but
all at one» they began a heel and to»
step, and people rocked back aud forth
trying to suppn-sa their merriment.
And then swiftly the toe of the right
foot went to the back of the left ankle
and siTntehe«! vigorously
Kestralnt was ended; every one .et
go and laughed and laugh«*«!. Front the
box one could *«*e In the entrance the
outspread fingers, the holated shoul
ders, the despairingly shaken heads of
the Italian actors, who could find uo
cause for the uproar.
Salvlnl behaved perfectly In that dis
turbed an«! distressed, tie showed no
sign of anger, but maintained his dig
nity through It all. even when. In draw
ing the curtains and disclosing !>r*de-
monn deed once more, the Incompne-
henslble laughter again broke out
Honestly now, If you were la the oth
er fellow’s shoes, could you do any bet
terl
Chango of
Ufe
1. th. mesi
‘J’ “i"*
luani
1 a** «.miriti in
ut.lh.Hl. .«f living. ***• *’“• W"“ e«’«lv
UïïïTX.^-'«...... ‘'X'1
• train of very annoi Ing
Unica painful svnipto*»*»
.„..( ng
Juter Shlp«.
Th.«« .Iivadf.il hot
the bltMwi aurging to «h* ," ‘l (
( l,„i
Mrs l’rlmaonlwak— I s«« |>y thl>
.cm. rva.lv U b«.r.l. and «h* (»•«»
«ireleaa hdegrapliy, «hile at mmi , om<
(c ling that follows, aonwtm
chill. « if th. heart wer.
J« slnp can coiiiiiiiiiiiestu with anoUinr.
stop for good, ar. symptom, of a d.n
Mr Crimsoiils'sk—On* ahlp «an talk
l«ek b> »millier?
•' Y*»."
"Well, thaï • an •ddiliunal rwaaoti
nliyUiey aliould liecalled aistorahipa.”
Put tin r»«t On It
"Di«!—«11*1 your *11» aver balm a
i'h'«xilat» caka?” aak««l N’uned, cau-
ti««u«ly.
"b's«!« ••! ’em," replied ()ldw*d.
proudly ; "why?"
"Well, my wi(« luta««! h»r first on«
veetesday ami |«la«wl H out on ilio
|H«r< li t<> «« h 'I.
1 cam« along ami
thought li«« «lern tiling naa a liaaaock."
Olilo State Journal.
BISHOP
SCOTT
ACADEMY
fui
Oregon Fuuu*l»d ISM
À Homi School for Boyu
■lllton •»< ■<*■>1 Tnlnlsg
Maa •)■«««■ »<*•«•
I Coughed
" I had a moat siubhofn
for many wars. It depn,«*
of sleep and I .rtw vtri t) ,
then triad Ayer* ( hnrv |>fU„r
and was quickly cured
•
•
I «11 Mill»,Txan.
w N-
Sixty years of cures
and such testimony
thc
above have taught us w|13t
Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral
will do.
We know it’s the great
est cough remedy ever
made. And you will S3y
so, too, after you try it.
There’s cure in every drop^
ftrwi Ilim lti te . n Al| 4,Sfl(ut
JOHN POOLU. Portland, 0rtgllllt
Foot ot
Hilfllloll H-
Cat! giv” y<»U Ilin I m *t
I
\Sin<linilla Bii«| I’uitipt
Machlnvry. Kvn unUt- fo
I
Th'»»« hol
nervous
trouble
nrrvtH»« trouni<'
fl an he« ar«» ju»l a»^ ninny calls fret»
«(II. t.r III imii . i M t'.l.laau.
Ae* lur Rexoluthuii
nature for
for hilp
help Th. nerve« are er
------ k Th« cry ahou
AR I tu U C. NI'.VS II I., Principal íí*«’ Kßolcy Curo
Inf out for aaaitlano*
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by.!»» i' •’B*
I»« hfMHieii . in
tlin* >
hatn'a Vegetable loinpouii'^
M m «
ham Ibi«**«, opium ii | h
wrad to'ii.-ct th' '><”•*’’ ,”f
fcatMti »»»4 I»« ixriicQiM«!,
svstetu at thia trviug |H'ri «t 'f her II e
. u«> my Wash
■ It builds up III«* w.akane.1 nervous Rubl'ing them t«’ |«i<*«
hill! III Itati.
'J,.1k.,.,1",l1,11?'«*
sv»tem. ami rnabl.-s a woman I«» I***’ ing lablr'ls. No rubbing r,H|Uir«s! K«-n«l
«I
.
enta
tor
Minple
t*a>
Lag,*
slid
tuli
dl-
that grand chang«* trtamphautly
, .
W. O. POWELL.
•• I waa a very ai«-k woman, eauer.l
Box hoft, Portland, Oregon.
by Chaugoof I.i/« I sufferml with hot
fliMhca. an.l fainting »pells
1 «*•
afraid to go on th« str«*et tur hea.l and
2 Hyacinth Bulb» r n r r
back troubled me so 1 «»• enUrely
ìlt
Or o Tulip»,
rntt
cured by Lydia E I’mklmm » ' eg, ta
ble Compound ”
''It' Jsv**lB N o BLK
T'«gvther »«th our Complete Calais*
tail) Keyaer 8L. Geriuauluwu. ra.
tur tuoi. W you «
««hier, lio malirr lu>w
U - o .
an«t tnakr i our «.-1« < I . ■
. lr f
Eatravsianl
•l«>g.
bpringlinm is L, . , gh,| l( ,
Mr. Fijjit —1 un<ler»tand the de.«" »•
tim« for planting
are going to cut our pastor's salat)
they don't think that an extravagant
salary harmonises with the ethic« of
No AliarMtivv.
Christianity.
" You admit that you are a tramp, do
Mrs. Fijjit—How umi li is he getting
».• t?” »aid the eiullicnl counsel to Hie
Mr. Fijjit—Seven hundred a y«-ar.—
w itnee*.
Ohio State Journal.
• i r
THE WORLD
" fell thia jury, sir. why v«»u le«ul
/V/y //
WAMJTNUTIOemi
Gav« It Away
'AH
■ il< li a w ree than uarleoa life."
He looked despairingly into vacancy
" D « «»planation 1» simple.
I sin
"I have had my mi-giving«," he mid too proud t>> work sn«l too !><>n*ot u>
in a «lull ami |>a«si«>nl*ss v ice, "but nact'iu» a lawier.”—Ihitroil ir«*w I'r
now I am »ure. Your laugh shows mo
A Miss Riilrklrew
you are utterly hearth-»» ”
She tut neri i-alr».
"Oh, my’” esrlaini««i ih» young
"Heavensl” »he critsl in terror, "did elle, rradtng over thè Insurani« policy
I open my mouth aa wide a« that?”
<>n ber huslwnd’s IH" in Iter favor,
ThOlM ?f W* TATO
JWA5iWit(MT
••tilt» Insurance company la just )>alr-
fin tail Vmt
fui "
"Whv, «hat’s Ilio roatter?"a«kr<*l ber
"Ho you met s front when you cal lei
tv«*’"
CA»A.0;.L\
around?” Mid Tom.
"Did you f««*l hnel«nd.
te*w »C runs . st or im * uv * v
"Wby,
i!
you
nmimit
su
bidè
ttey
chilly?”
AaiYOWLR CO ftCNTCN‘lA’A ,i
"Not at all," reap« n«i*d Di< k
"Iler » nì pav any money al all."—l’itila*
d''i|*l>>a l’r< sa
father made it a arm I'liougli lor me
DON'T WEIR OUT THE CLOTHES
We Will Give You
:
URIFIERl
LAMBERSON - Portland Ore’jn
THE BE5T
POMMEL SLICKER
Ttie Buller Earl.
In old days, when kings received per
sonal service from their ino«t trusted
--------
noble», almpl» ottle«*» were created,
such as cup-lH*arer. chamberlain, but
ler. which have descended as titles of
ulgti rank, in a more complex world
the service has l«een lost sight of. ami
only the outer circumstance and dig
nity of the office remain. For Instance,
the Duke of Norfolk, earl marshal of
Eugland. Is hereditary chief butler of
the realm.
’
A story of bls youth, told In th» New
curious
rela
York Times, brings Into
nu» NO
tlon the real rank of the man and hla
ent
theoretic function.
When be was a young man be was
reticent, and at evening re«-eptlons use«!
to paste himself fiat against the wall
and say nothing. On one occaalon a
II JA fh I IFto! ••
sprightly couple came by him, chatter
■r, • • • !
H»«M fa
ing and w rapped up In thctnselv«*a.
« 4
“1 wlah you’d bring an Ice here,” sal«!
*s
l *»t« a
U m H ■!
the man to the silent black and white
«•■Ir» «
figure against the wall.
Bato...al <
The upright young man obeyed Ax
For f(» Crnlu Pobfn.iid
M WlasGa al •».»«« ).»•
he came back with the n-freshments the
• » .ilia
lady not1«*e<! the ungloved band that
I fi oa •• ■
THE ONLY CURE
■ » PM*
reached her the glass.
I« MfiMPM h*-«
• *
tea. .
"I don't believe that man Is a ser
Il I kJ k
a ,
vant.” she whisp«-r»d. “Ask some
body ”
Meanwhile the duke had met a
And All Aches and
friend, an«! with grim humor ha«! told
Ms experience. The man who bad
25c and 50c Sizes
made the mistake was introduced to
the duke, who said:
D
"Well. 1 congratulate you. You had
penetration to detei-t the hereditary
Composite.
chief butler of England w hen he was
Dashaway—Quilldriver seems to 1« a
In plain evening dress. There Isn't
much difference lietween a chief butlse fellow of Mtrama*— om who write* <
awful slush and sublime prow, nod »1
•nd a head waiter, you know."
is at the same time an
4
itemi »0
nf (>varf Kwt
Intelligent Rqulrrela.
genius.
'itoftbMBaM. in «IR'-« and nsiAinaturig qua Ulf I
1« io •«<-« avite
! *i.»vfi
A party of young people, w ho In last
Cleverton—Where did you K"t »m h
ami raiil* »11
Àm«' a ai b all* li •
summer’s holiday journeyed through an idea?
tMMTwl-SAtay ixuliar. A va *«« •<alai.M tolta
the country gypsy like In a caravan,
Da-haway—I've just l«ei-n reading
Giani Incarnate Giovar
witnessed In a grove near a glen th» the reviews of hi« latest book.—liar-
a lawr’-ant
ih*«*
tali
villi n •« vaabfi afiw «a*4 >«< •* I >• ’•
following Incident, which seems to [icr's Bazar.
an*t l<*<a ut |«va<ura«a all Rs>'*»H»ag I*
show a friendly understanding among
hMolM WUi*lW«llahJWlVII Fu*«
diri 'IMR.
Ladles (in Wear Shoes
squirrels:
alls «melar after mint Alien « root r**.
An al fresco dinner had just l»een Ons
Graaa,
Gioverà and
a powder. It rnalM tight or use ah«e-a
finished aud the party were still sitting 1 er*« swollen, hot. SWSSttSg, I lag I
fodder
Piante
at the table, when a red squirrel, with ■ rowing usili, corns and « i.r.i..- • All <lr •
<>nr m»alrift»a la »«infui of th»*•*•*•»»!r »w?«--, fam
gists aae shoe steeM M Trial package Fl
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M
Tl.tMai-l
Hva«lr«l
Rai»
!r«a«»ii». h ■ i **
•
glistening, eager eye», came creeping by ms'l. Aild-si« Allan ». U|u.sl»4, Io r.
mwn
|«**fa* ra. F«a'Nit Mprlli. Vlth Ufi U' teuai.eit uf fra.
NO’•’ mam
aud • « *t*auf l«ajr p» arra, Hiiiioa Indiar Graia.»»« .»«•
down a tree which stood near the ta Nsw York.
Satarr*» Gres*« ROaturaa
ble. Ke crept nearer and nearer, and
Qualified.
«< — *— « fe»rsn» •» «n«n*»s «m«mnl »1 |*e««rs«« «m «nr fi««’'« A»*'»
finally leaped upon the table.
"Are you marrir«! or unmarried?"
Bramita I na i mi * « tono ai Mav pt>r »tra
The lady who was presiding laid: a«ked the thr-atri« al manager of an ap
«» Ur™.. .«»«U1M;.. ,"..«<1. ..-.O
r**u-
yourself
to
anything
you
“Yes, help
plicant for engagement.
rampi vt l«l M -■••*«• ptew* ■»“ * •*•*«< si«"«» * «wr«U fw |»« ias *.
want!"
"Unmarried," replied she.
JOHN A. SALZER SEED COMPANY. La Crone. Wh-
Upon this Invitation the little fellow I>een unmarnai four limes."—listroit
made bold to creep up to a loaf of Frin Press.
bread from which only a slice or two
bad been cut.
He seized It ami
dragged It to the side of the table, and
somehow managed to scramble down
the side with It to the ground. Ho
then fixed bls teeth In the crust, and
dragged It away and dowu the steep
s'dea of the glen.
But when he reached the bottom and
confronted the rise on the other side.
It was too much for him. Then he gave
a sort of call, which seemed to be un
derstood, for soon squirrels were seen
coming from several directions. They
lb«- Kind You IG'<* Always l!<>iii*lit lias born*« the »lipin
crowded round him. and after a little
turn of Clius. II.‘Fletcher, nn<|
been iiinilo under bi*
personal supervision for over 30
conference all took hold, and with a
TO jenrs. Allow no ODO
io «iecelv« you in this,
( mini
tug and strain they mnnaged to bring
..... tertclts, Iniltiitloris nml
” <*re but llxperiinr-rils, mill endanger tho
a. «lust-as.jfoml
i.i
the loaf to the top of the bill. Then
lKMAltli
of
Children
—
l.xperieiicn
nguinat Kx|x*rini<*nt«
they disappeared with It In the woods
beyond.—Family Herald.
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I5O Kinds for 16c.
1» the I.ion Intelligent?
M.
After prolonged experiment,
llacbet-Souplet has reached the con-
elusion that there can be no doubt th-it
the lion is the p .ssessor of r< asonlng
faculties. Of course this conclusion
is based on observation, not on hypo
thesis. Among the ext»erlment» was
one which took place at the Museum of
Natural History, within a stone-throw
JUST AS GOOD.
of the statue of Cbevreul. the scleutlst
Back wood. Merchant Who Always Had centenarian. A lion was presented un
aware with n closed box containing nn
W hat a Cnatomer Wanted.
Abel Judkins kept the curuer store in appetizing piece of meat. The point
Centervilk, and it was bis boast that to determine was whether the animal
■ no man who patronized him Deed lack would be smart enough to discover the
for anything be wanted, provided be secret, open the box and secure the
coveted mors«i through means of Ills
! had the wherewithal to pay.
Occasionally some unreasonable per- own. The king of animals did not dis
. son would ask for a commodity not In appoint the scientist who bad fallh in
cluded lu Abel's list; but if he did so, bls judgment. After hesitating a little,
be was either provided with some the lion raised the lid of the box with
thing which Mr. Judkins assured him his nose, and although he went at It nt
was better than the article he had de first In the wrong way. b* deliberately
sired. and served exactly the same put the box tn the proper position, ex
purpose, or be was made to feel that actly as a man would have done, It
i It was. for some dark and mysterious took him exactly three minutes, and
I reason, no lunger "carried” by any a written report of the occurrence was
signed by the witnesses.
progressive aid self-respecting sbup.
When a carping summer resident,
A Pretty Broad Hint.
. whose pair of ancient bellows, bought
An anecdote 1» told of one of the
at an auction sale, had collapsed be ■mnller
South American republics
yond repair, expressed surprise that no which Illustrates the methods which
bellows were to be bad of Mr. Judkins, are adopted when It comes to a ques
the Centerville storekeeper turned upon tion of making war. The “navy” of
her with a lofty smile.
the partlculae power referred to con
' “Folks here, ma’am," be said, cold sists of a single, old fashioned, aide-
ly, “don't bold with getting so took wheel steamer, armed with one gun.
up with old ideas, or being so narrow, In time of peace she Is engaged In haul
as some of those that summer with us ing freight up ami down the river
from below. The advances of civili which runs close to the capital. At the
zation are prized here in tbia town, outbreak of one of the periodical w ars,
the air-tights with drafts are more not so very long ago, the President of
thought of than old chlmbly fireplaces the republic took charge of the steamer
that require constaut feeding and have and started up stream on a recruiting
i to be blowed on to keep 'em a going.” expedition, leaving bls senior general
He glanced at the summer resident, In charge of the military preparations
but could discover no special signs of at the capital. A couple of days later
weakening or humility In her face. the steamer returned, and some sev
I With a briskness w hich always marked enty miserable looking natives, each
his mercantile proceedings, be changed firmly bound with a strong rope, were
in a twinkling from the advocate of marched off and turned over to the gen
progress to the upholder of primitive oral, with a note from the President
which read:
methods.
“Dear General: I send you herewith
But folks will be folks, ma'am." be
said, Indulgently, "and If you like an seventy volunteers. Please return th«
open glow I don't know what's to hlu- ropea at once.”
der. And better than any bellows that
Hmall Population.
ever were made, ma'am. Is an onlon-
Norway’» population la the smallest
stalk. I can fit you out complete with In Europe, compared with her area.
Pleased with Ills Joke.
three stout ones at this present, and Each of her Inhabitant» could have
Indignant bouaebolder (to the collec
when you’ve blowed them out o’ use forty acre» of land, while the Briton tor of gas bills) How I» It that my gas
fulness, all you've got to do Is to come would have to be content with »•as bills get higher and higher every quar
to Abel Judkins and get some more.” thnn an acre.
ter, when I am sure that we burn no
more gaa thnn we did formerly?
Fertility of Egypt's Holl.
CHANGE 8ECURED AT HOME.
Collector (meekly and deprecating)
The fertility of Egypt's soil Is Illus
I am sure, sir, I do not know, unies»
Value of New Surrounding« for an
trated by a fact that every on* of 10,-
something Is the matter with the
Javalid Hbown.
5<X) square miles can support 028 per
doctor looked at hla young pa sons. whereas even In densely popu meter.
Indignant householder (sa11rl« aIly) -
with rather a dissatisfied air lated Belgium there are only 580 to the
HomethlDg the matter with the meter,
do you not get well?" be asked square mile.
eh? Oh, yes; I suppose the meter has
her, somewhat impatiently. "Your fe
Itusslaii« In Kansas.
the gastrh k fever!
ver left you long ago, and you have no
There are 4,000 Russians In Kansas,
And the old man w*s so pleased with
organic trouble, and yet you stay just
a
thousand
heads
of
families
who
do
bls
joke that he cheerfully paid the
in the same state day after day. You
will hurt my reputation If you keep on little beyond raising w h«-Ht They vote bill.—London Tit Bits.
In this way,” be added, jokingly; but In elections as one man, and attend
A* people lose innocence they find
on leaving the room he spoke mor* seri strictly to their own bualness.
ously.
"She must be roused in some way,”
he »aid to her mother and the trained
FÄ®
Raya Ibo Boatan (llobat "In taking
her out sleigh riding, young man, be
r arefili of that vaccinato«! ami."
t hat a«lvi«c may do lor lloaton young
men, but mil ber* n nenallde youth
would rather forego th* minor pieaaur*
<>| the ride than be handicapped in that
provoking uumner.—Vl»v*iau«l Plain
Dealer.
experience.
A word to the wise Is often sufll
cl*nt to <et a fool Into trouble.
ST. JACOBS OIL
FOR
RHEUMATISM
Pains
Cai -cR'SSuperior F odder P lants
□AL*tn
VICTORIA RAPE
A
. What is CASTORIA
Castorin Is n barinl«*»* substituts for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops mid Soothing Hi rupe. It Is Plrasiint. It
contain* neither Opinili, Morphlno nor other Nnrcotlo
aulistmicc. Its ng<* is Its guariintcc. It «leidroys Worm»
and allay* Feverishness. It Cllfn» Dhirrlurn mid Wind
- . V.1!’ r1,‘,l’ vc’' Teething Trouble», «-ure» Constipation
an<l rlatiilcncT* It hmmìih II h (<> h (| ic ¡•’<><><1, regulate* tlio
Htomacli mid Bowels, giving liealfliy mul natural sleep.
Tho Children s Panucea Thu .Mother’s Friend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears tho Signature of
In Use For Over 30 Years.
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