/^The Small of the Back That is wheie some people feel weak all the time. They are likely to be despondent and it is not unusual to find them borrowing trouble as if they hadn’t enough already. The fact is their kidneys are weak, either naturally or because of sickness, exposure, worry or other influences. " I •“ thankful to My.” write« J. L. C mq Ml. Syeamore. Ill., "«hat HoW'i 8ar»apa- rilla ha» cured me For many rears I wan troubled with backacha. At ttmaa 1 waa aa bad 1 bad to ba balpad from the bad or chair. I am now wall and strong and froa from bain." What this groat medietas did for him It haa dona for others. Hood’s Sarsaparilla Promisee to cure end keeps the promise. Begin treatment with Hood’s todav. Smith » Handl.ap Caller H Id Up. Mistress—Jane, have you ever beeu second girl before? Jane—No mum; alius cook. a caller Mistress—Then. when comes you take the card, show the lady into the reception room and bring the card to me. I will then tell you what to do. Next afternoon: Jane appearing at the door of her mistress sitting room—Caller down stairs In th' hail. Mistress—In the hall? Why didn't you show her into the reception room? Jane—She didn't have no ticket. Bchnola In Pori«» Ki«»». "Suspense,” sighed the condemned mtn. "Ah, my young friend; you don't know what moments of torture are." "Oh, yee I do,” interpoaed the cal low youth. "I have often sat quietly with only a dime in my pocekt while my best girl leisurely persued the menu of a French cafe.”—Chicago News. The expense «»f maintaining schools in Porto Rico is very hi<li if we von wider the amount upem for me small number of pupils enrolled. Education, however, is always e.'semial to Mint's. In «»ur couu- try the i*ev»ple are beiit* educated to the fact that thereiraaurecuraforifidijreation, dyspepsia, constipation, nervousness and malaria, fever and a«tue, and that medicine is HoMtUer'a* burm.t« h Hitters Try it. Our Private Die Stainp >• over the neck of the bottle. CASTOR IA For Infanta and Children. Tfci Kind You Have Always Bought Signature of A Genuine Surprise. Her Mother—I saw him kiss you! I am terribly shocked. I did not imagine for a moment be would dare take such a liberty. Herself—Nor did I, ma. In fact, I bet him a pair of gloves he daren’t! Brooklyn, N. V., Oct. 31st.—After investigat Ing Garfield Tea, which ia quite universally acknowledged to be the best family remedy, it is not difficult to explain it# tuccr»#—it 1« the medicine for GOOD RESl’LTR. It is manu factured here by the Garfield Tea Co. in their new and attractive la bra tor y and ia made wholly from simple, sweet an t withal health riving HEKHE Garfield Tea is the ORIGINAL herb care for constipation and aick headache Where He Was. A little four year old occupied an uper berth in a sleeping car. Awak ening once in the middle of the night, his mother asked him if he knew where he was. "Tourse I do,” he replied, “I'm in the top drawer. ” Tho»« Low Character». Greene—That fellow in tbe short coat was a wonderfully fluent talker. Gray—Yee, I waa wondering wheth er he waa a labor agitator or only juet a prizefighter.—Boston Transcript. There is more Catarrh in this section of the country than all other di*ea»es put losether, and until th a last few years was BUpiXiacd to be incurable. For a xreal many y ear* doctors pro nounevd it a local disease, and prescribed h>cal remedies, and by constantly failing to euro with local treatment, pronounced it incurable. Science has proven catarrh to be a constitu tional disease, and therefore requires constitu tion al treatment. Rail's Catarrh Cure, man ufactured by F. J. Cheney A Co . Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional cure on ths market. It is taken internally in do^es from 10 drops to a teaspoonful. It acts directly oa the b«ood and mucous surfaces of tho system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case it falls to cure. Send for circular* and testimonials. Ad dress. F. J. CHKNKY A CO., ToUdo, O. Bold by Dnixxists. 75c. Hall's Family Fills are the beet. "Are you the man who used to write articles about ‘How to live on Ten Dollars a Week’?” asked the caller cf the pale gentleman with the bulging brow. "I am he," responded the pale gentleman. “Well, say, won’t you give us one on 'How to Build a Thousand Dollar Cottage on Five Thousand Dollars’?" —Baltimore American. Dr. Youngun—No. sir; I do not ap prove of admitting others than the physician to the sick room. If the physician understands his business he can prepare the patient for the hereafter. Mr. Oldun—You mein if be doesn’t understand bis business.—Baltimore American. Pino's Cure for Consumption is an infal lible medicine for coughs and colds. " N. W. dsMCSL. Ocean Grove. N. J., Feb. 17. non A Pekin Musical«. Bittar Experience. From the pagoda of the late Prince LI Sum Whot we heard strains ot strange and weird Susie. Turning to the guide we asked: “What causes that peculiiw melody?" “ Why,' Why," he explained, "that is one of our soldiers playing on his loot.”— Baltimore American. Rusin Kane—Oh ! Mrs. Raain; there's the wedding march. Do you remember when we marched up the aisle to It ten years ago? Mr. Raisin Kane—Yes. and I bave been marching ever since. Up-to-Nsw. •’Have you hay fever? “No; that’s old. I have the elec tric fan sniffles.—Puck. J _ Backache« It has cured more cases ot Backache and Leueorrhcea than any other remedy th* world has ever known. It is almost infallible in such cases. It dissolves aud expels Tumors from the I’ter us in an early stage of development, and checks any taudency to cancerous humors_________ Your table Com|M>und rs- movrd a Fibroid Tumor from my womb after doctors failed to give relief. Mas. B. A. Loa ba an, Westdale. Maae. Bearing-down Feeling Womb trouble«, rauaing pain, weight, and backach.. in.tantly re he red and perma nently cured by ita use. Under all circum- stance« it ecu in harmony with the law» that govern the female »yatem, and la aa harmleaa u water._ ___________________ liarkaeh. I.H after taking tbe awond Mlle Vour meUiciu. cured in« whan doet.'re tailed. > Pavla Block, Gorham st., Low.ll, Maae. Irregularity( Suppressed or Painful Menstruations, Weak ness ot the Stomach, Indigestion, Bloating. Flooding. Nervous Prostration, Headache, General Debility. Dizziness, Faintness, Extreme Lassitude, ** don't care" and " want to be left alone ” feeling, excitabil ity. irritability, nervousness, eleepleaene««, flatulency, melancholy, or the "blue»," and backache. Theee are auro indications ot Female Weaknee*. some derangement of the Uterus. ____ I troubled With DiszineM, H-taulach**. Faintnrsa. Saving LLata. Your medicine eared me. Mas. Sanaa E- Baaxa. ________________________ B— k flp orl, For ai<hl rears I «offered with womb trouble, and was enllrely curad by Mr». Pinkham's medici»«. Mas. L. L. Towes. Littleton. N. H. Kidney Complaints and Backache of eilhrr t~z the Vegetable Compound always cure« V«(»tabto Creo, Lydia L Rnkhini Th» pound I, »old by all oruxfuo or Mnt by mail, in r»rm of tilla Llrsr Pilli core or Ix.rrng««. oa rto CentiyitloR, Nipt of »1.00. [ Sick H«ad»ch«. 25c. <0rTMpo»drere/V»a% onrwmd. P e KMAHEHTLY With many millions of families Syrup of Figs has become the ideal home laxative. The combination is a simple and wholesome one, and the method of manufacture by the California Fig Syrup Company ensures that perfect purity and uniformity of product, which have commended it to the favorable consideration of the most eminent physicians and to the intelligent appreciation of all who are well informed in reference to medicinal agents. Syrup of Figs has truly a laxative effect and acts gently with out in any way disturbing the natural functions and with perfect freedom from any unpleasant after effects. In the process of manufacturing, figs are used, as they are pleasant to the taste, but the medicinally laxative principles of the combination are obtained from plants known to act most bene ficially on the system. To det its beneficial effects — J* ** BIRDS WITH RARE TALENT. Many of Them U«rn to Talk as Well aa Imitate Others' Peculiar Notes. The parrot, the magpie and the raven are not the only birds capsule of learn lug bumau speech, lu them the facul ty of imitation is more highly develop ed tbau amoug the other members of the feathered world. There are a score of species that are able to Imitate sounds made by other animals. Blue- Jays, caught early and properly (milted, can be taught to speak as well aa must parrots, and the same thing can be ac complished with a crow If be Is caught young and his tongue silt. M. H. Cou- pin. a well-known naturalist, tells some curious stories regarding the Imitative powers of certain bird» wblcb are gen- erally auppoaed to lack aucb attain- meuta. He tellaof a sparrow which learned to Imitate the strident noise made by a grasshopper. The cage containing the sparow was bung during one spring next to a cage lu w hich were grasshop pers. At that time the sparrow took no notice of the noises made by Illa neigh bors. but the next spring, when be found himself again lu the company of the grasshop|>ers, he seemed to con alder that It was "up to him" to take part In tbelr dally serenades. He made several attempts to sing after the man ner of hla neighbors and was nnslerate- ly successful. For the rest of bls life, long after the grasshoppers were dead, be would every now and thru give vent to his feelings in a strain composed partly of the notes of the graaahopirers and partly of the notes of other birds. JOHN POOLB, PortUnd. Ong0ltt A TRYING OCCUPATION 1»>R UOMP.X *•»«•« Marets»« Suret. WITH DELICATI! NERVES. th. H..4 W.rk .. .......... •r«*.b.»i »«—••• buy the ^er\uirxarMxnufactured by tedifomiai FiqSiyrwp C« Loui.vill«, Ky. S** FrAric.iaco.Cwl. Mew YOrkMY Josef Hof>nann an an Inventor. b’ ‘ *....... WIND th. H.alth 1« Hr..« l»»W«. Teaehing ai'h.ol ta an which haa many attraction» (or cul tmnl women, I nt it ••I"" •'*? draabacka »ml otten .<l?<i't‘ * ’ ' heul'h M'rinualy. '» " m > in theeweof women with dele at. nervoi ■ »yalein» and lli.-e »ith a too denev to pulm mary troublea Mary K Power., of F.INw Hh '« . ¡.atncherwhoMi health «*« l,r'7 ' down by the hard work which th charge of a large m 'I ioo I entail«- 1 "During the winter id IM*. *bile teaching M-hool. I lai »ine .ubjecl to nervouam*», which grew woroe until my w hole »y»tcm *»’ |l|,i down. ■ ) luck ach.il and at turn- I *•» ■“» dizay that I could hardly »tend. My liniba were »wol en and alway» tire»1, to that I felt no more rested lu the morning than when 1 went to I«1 I »«» also troubled with a cough and the food I ate did not atiingthin me I’llia condition, aeeoinpaniid ••>' I'“- pation id the heart, kept up lor eral month» until in March. *b*n 1 .,,i about Dr Wlllia ■ 1 1 - U'11" for Pule I’titple in a Juneau, W im oii ain, newspaper. "I la-gan taking the pill» »nd in about a wn-k I noticed, a change (or better. I felt ».> encouraged by » the «IV ......................... thia improvement that I pt on tak ing them until I h:wl uawl Ihltv laix« ». ;iiul wax entirely curetl. keep I’ink I’ill« by “"'l them occiwionally when I mill of « tonic. "1 believe firmly in the K< by risk Pill« lor I’alc I " have mlviMil numy of niy ft uw them.” to give Al) the element» to I lir blood now life anil richne anil re.tore »hatterixl nrrie. Htff con - talnnl in a coih I ciimi I Im in, in Dr. W illiams' I’ink I'ril» for Pale I'vople. They are an unfailing specific for»i ch disMtaaa aa locomotor »taxi«, |u»rtlal ■ M-iatica, |uirAlysis. St. \ itus net neuralgiii, rheutwatifini, — von» headache, the after rffreta of the grip, palpitation of the heart. |uile and wal* low complex ion#, and all form»» of weakneaa. Al all druggiatfi. or direct from Dr. William# .Medicine Co . Schenectady. N. Y., »r>ti cent# per box; aix boxea 12.50« Strong Provocation. “ ___________ Johnnie, you must never inter rupt any one when they are apeak- ing." "Not even to correct such Imi grammar as don't, ma?” Hr Would't Rack Down. Miss Jones—Professor, do you dare to look me In the face and thm aay that I originally sprang from a monkey? Professor (equal to the occasion! Well, really. It must have been a very r harming monkey.—Stray Htortos. 1 tarn why wul bey a irtAK* mitohell , Lewis A STA VCR OO. ...Columbia Llnlvergity,.. PMtltXO. OMUOH. Acaderak and Collegiate HaNa. ir&Ä ’M: reinsio N . IP BICSIOSO W,,»i««iaa. 0 C. Hi.' will II .-«I.« quli-k r»l ' «• l< älh N II Vol. «1st axb < urpa. Fowrouilu« alalias sine« laTa a t'oUIOlUI i l«i#iraf I4i#r»rv h . mim leauuart lal l.„ i-.rir. .i.„ I,.pl, RKV. K, P. MURPHY, Prerid«ol t'nlv.rsliy rsrk. roril...| o„|n#i *’“phUislAN RBOLWr FOOD It mak.. Ha«» l«y ate Kre». item tsyiag. ;t grey, Ctei.re ,A« An Or.M.m H Itreaxltea, tkak», sad ma.as item are. r,K. uwl 50, a. . uaa .-sia««a» *ateO«anA aptaoped •••«« r««i«e <««, a—a I ... tea—u « ro-Aaa. -I ra> aat«H t1WLtk( So.il. allr» l> re l—I «tel la ..«ore ui .«uire rooiwy 0 H uiuuia. tassk. w ¿i KJ. IIOWM1. I..,! r..,,!.,.«' Arrivlag at a Tolal Polnlar» lor Sauvaalr l.oila<ton Tax Collector—How niich la your bus band worth? Mr«. Wise About a million. Tax Collector- Are you sura? Mrs Wise Oh. yes. You aee. the Jury awarded him I?.000 for the loss of a Unger. I think In proportion the lest of him «mild I»' worth about 500 times as much.—Chicago News. Rouvenir collector« will 1«. interest. <il to learn that lot) large t»|,|r, doacn chairs, twelve duaen work box»». Il deaks. 34 dosrii knife hand. I«*. 24 doM ii cigar c«.e», |ix) do«ra umbrella handles and over lo.ixx) ig.,, holders have mi far boon made out <>( the only original surrender tree <>( Hantlago, and th» tree is nearly a|| there still.—New York World. I «ila« No Cham«». ...... —— «• A t »uuHtan<r. Genial Doctor tufter laughink heartily at a Joke ot hla pal lent I — Ila* ha’ ha' There»'» not much the mater with you. though I believe that It you were on your deathbed you would make a Joke. Irrrepri-sslble patient Why, ot course I should. It would be uiy last chan< e — Punch. "I lUppooe it is merely « rerincl. deuce,*'said the young man who is an X lou# to Irani. I t "What is?" Inquired the eipsri* «noil friend. ' The fact that the moat sensational reforlnera hare been men who w.-rr so rg-li they didn't need any more money T« Rtmwva Spoil. or ao.pour that they had ioat hop« »1 Jester—That man Hharplrjr la a gelling any. *'—Wellington Ntar clever putent medicine advertising Break IK. H«,i man. Tuner — Your daughter left word Jimson—I» he? Jester—Y'mi l«t ' He's lw>en aig lliat I a- ould call «nd repair the naling the sun alunit thè efficacy of piano. Mr H iii I i »— W hat 'a wrong with it? Ina new magic freckle curo.—Ohm Tuner—Hhe says three strings art State Journal. broken. Mr. Bink» (confidentially >—Li«ilt fllixt M oumi to t>«hnd RMirosda. here, here's five shillings lor your- A series of block hmiM-a are l*iiig self. You break the rest of them — built t<> defend the railway lines in fid Hite. Koirih Africa. U Iw-n the onler to build throe bhek houara was gnen by Why Ha DM II. General Kitchener, a chain of them Mother—GtMMhir«« gravimi#, Willi«! IWt miles in length was completed hi What do you m<*Bii by »pilling th# a fortnight. milk «od honey on Ihr fluor* Trifling that Costs. Neglect Th« Wr«ck ol th« Birkrnhtad Sciatica and Lumbago J. Johnson, who died recently tn Liverpool was the last survivor of the famous wreck of the Birkenhead the troopship that went down In HI- mon's Hay In February, 1X5J. when only 181 men out of 63S got ashore The troops stood drawn up under arms on deck till the ship sank. I W illie—Hu#te wmilrd to play w# tn in (*ananti, Ihr prom iteti lami, hiel like the bible. — hl ir grin! et BlaHter. Cvtdttea Struggling uiiiiiatet-—Jlirre was a stranger in church today Illa Wife»—Well, what did he look like* Struggling Minister—I did not aro him, bui I found a llvc-ahlllilig pire* ill the contriliut Ion bo«.—t'aurlls Journal. Eapart TtsiMusny A ( andid Annotin. cmcnl 'Jenkins has luat wrote a book oa 'How to Hiioceed ’ ” “I wonder if It wjll I* a succeM.'* "It ought id 1«, Jenkins lias fail«! al everything else.” 1 Summer Ktnlutktn» WP Kedcy Cure * a,-. » ri«M roar am «•<• i •. m > «, • 4 Mlwlr.« || »«,» rallar troia lioso», oylu« a» I uro»»* haMSk Baad la« rartlaaiarote Conquers Pain J r.alaM laalltata Mw»»*l to •»• WllllaMt . Fartlaad. Ora««»- Kllll? IlllltlU, Aaw i Price, age and goc. ■out av atx noauoM 1» KBMCiaa. Na. <S IMI. Í BEST FOR THE BOWELS “Are my codfish balls as good as ALL ORUGailTX ‘ I CANDY CATHARTIC SWEETEN THE STOMACH PURELY VEGETABLE LIVER TONIC THE ORIGINAL Birds are made to take their own pic- I turee by the Ingenious apparatus of O. MILO BUT SURE í | I Han Marino the Oldest Republic, BOON FOR MOTHERS CURE CONSTIPATION The oldest republic on the earth Is that of Han Marino, Italy. Its Independ cnce dates from Boman times. When a small boy tlnds out what wor ries his mother be always does It. 'ia .MM Ila* ball Irati#! ’»• mru labi#» Turn# (»*•'!< lu th# wiu.l Hall i win#» thru»! in wheel, Inturlng «ml r retorvlug i h ***1 rumini«' •— - «uatllir«, • _ —««_ .trAitdl aiuouiil u< (<»r |»tim|Hug ..alvanixl »dr» tu#l»ttg Im I m««Ui», — with ##!»»«»•••’• bull». iltuibl#-uu l»#4| su tan can ru»l ur lm»a# •••«I ralll« YA righi t«*gitl»t»»r trgttUlkin No »print to th »ng* t«*u»iuu with »uri ohaitgu i«l t«iai«#rai>ir' au«l ai*»w wrakrr with a<a K»palr* al«»»?« “h liau<i Ihr»# thing» »'• willi inotl»| lu futi. Blnla Take Their Own Fli tiiri-a. Blnce 1800 the pension dlnbiiraements have been more titan a billion and a half of dollars. •"* itee us befur« buying SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. MILL «EP YOUR SADDLE DRY! Coat of Ten Year»' Pension«. telll"“'11* *"'1 Machlnerr. 1...« Ite Hi».«« Josef Hofmann, the great Polish pi those your mother mgde, David?" anist. who first played In public when 0 "Better, my dear, 100 percent bet years old. and now, at 24. Is ranked us ter. We didn't have« any Ironelena one of the greatest living performora, la codfish in those days, and every time a mechanic as well as a musician. Just we had codfish balls some Ixxly got now he Is busy experimenting with choked.”—Chicago Herald. electricity, and when not at the piano A Battle ol Giants. he may be found at work In his lalxtra- tory, perfecting a motor for Increasing “Smithers can Gill as good a I flab the speed of automobiles. He has ap Btory as anylrody I know, I tolti plied for patents on this Invention In him an awful whopper the other the United States and Uarinany. Hof night, but he matched it.” “How?” mann Is gifted In many ways. An ar "Raid he believed it.—Stray Stories. ticle In The Ladles' Home Journal on "Playing the Plano Correctly,” shows him to Ire a writer of no mean merit, and the advice he gives Is, of course, authoritative. O. Pike, an Engllali photographer. A bait of fat Is placed on an elei-trlcal wire, which Is so connected with a I camera that, when the halt la removed, the camera shutter Is released, giving an fnstantaneona exposure of the sen sitive plate. Can give you the best b«r»«i„. i Buniea I'lowa, Holl«,. tn<| 1,1 STAR F igs P leasantly and (¡ ently . To 0 VE^COflE ¿1 Ailments of Women. It will eutiivlT cure tbn wont forms ot Female Couipl.unta. all Ovarian tro^blAT Intlamiuation ami I’Iceration, Falling and I HsplaA'emenlsof tho Womb, aud couwquonl Spinal Weakness, .tnd is peculiarly adapted to the (’Ya»7* o*' / if*.____________________ , toar hiobciu« cured mo of lor* rlbie tatuai« i Itoeaa. Ms» M. E M vllzb . la Concord Sq . Ho»ioa, Mm Doctors disagree sa to the lufluenes of heredity. Home bold that s great deal hinges upou It; others lieltov« th* coutrary. Home of the airiheutle stories told to exemplify thia mysterious bond between ancestors sud desceudsuta are very curious. There was s loan collection of old portraits exhibited In London lately sud a young girl waa among tlie visit ora. Hhe was an orphan and wealthy, but without near relative«, and was often beard to complain ot the loneli ness of her position. As she paaaed through the gallery one particular portrait attracted her atten tion and she went back to It more than once. Her compatriot! saw In It noth ing but the commonplace painting of a tulddleaged man lu the «-oatume of the latter part of the last century. "It A< such a nice kind face,” said tbe girl, rather wistfully. "I Imagine my father might have looked like that had be lived.” As moat of the pictures were ticketed tbe visitors bad purchased uo cata logue. but before going away Miss B. bought one at the entrance and made a last visit to the portrait for which she bad felt so stroug an attraction. To her astoulshiuent she found her own name opposite to Its numlter and learned ou Inquiry that tbe orginal was one of her direct ancestors. Another occult coincidence or psycho logical phenomenon happened a few years ago to a Southern statesman and flnaucler whose family lias always beeu of rauk In bls native State. Thia gentle man waa overhauling old documenta and letters which had lieeil stored lu a musty cheat for years and lutemled to publish whatever might In' of historic value and Intereat. To his surprise he unfolded a letter yellow aud time stained which was writteu In bls own peculiar handwrit ing. or seemed to have been written by him. although the date was two genera tions before Ills birth. The signature of tbe surname, which was the same as Ills own, was so markedly characteris tic that be could scarcely believe his own baud did not pen the letters. "Mike,” said Plodding Pete,' "de world owes us a living." "Yes.” answered Meandering Mlk<- “but In order to collect It we've got ter do something to convince de He'll Be "Incriminated.” world dat we're alive. An' dat a too Vary Probable The uniformed functionary who Is in much trouble."—Washington Star. Teacher—What led Columbus to command of a regiment of bellboys at Good Price» for Mirtei. conclude the world was round. a local hotel takes pride In the moUtb Two Point» of View. Eighty aeven carriage borses were ful of Jewelry that Is displayed every Bright Boy—Well, his experience An emotional citizen of the great with it proved that it was anything sold in New York the other day for time he grins. He bad bad Inck with city of Illinois wax one day showing but square.—Boston Transcript. an average of over >1,000 each. his teeth In earlier life, and several a visitor the wonder» of the lake Ivories have been replaced with gold front. "A few years ago." said he. fillings. An acquaintance, one of the "the lake front extended Inland far I prominent regular boarders at the beyond where wo are standing. hotel, noticing the animated showcase tell you there Isn't a town In the world that's making history aa fas' the other day. observed: as Chicago Is'" It looks to me more “I am afraid, captain, that after you like making geography," replied Ibi* are dead and buried, you won't remain unemotional stranger. long In your grave. Home one will dig you up for that gold In your mouth. Conductivity of th« Earth. You'll be worth more dead than you Col. Pllsoduskl. of the Russian are alive.” army. has. It Is reported. Just suc Raatus laughed so heartily at this ceeded In transmitting a telegram that the Jewelry display dazzled the without the use of a wire by utilising [ the conductivity of the -earth. It Is eyes of the guest. "Ob, no, sab,” he said, "dey won't dig said that the Insignificant force me up, sab—no, sail, cawae I'se gwlne which will transmit through air a dis- teh Ire incriminated, 1 am. All'll Jen i tance of only fifty yards will allow transmission through the earth for fool dose gold buntahs. Dey's dun got a distance of 560 yards. mah odah down at de creamery long ago.”—Detroit Free Press. Three Good New Day». Sy w •? 5 Vegetable Compound la a pcailiva euro for all thoaa painful MU SA«AH HouTKIX. Th« Current DiuuMion. Way They Playtd Partners. Pl hi KHAM’S Helpful Hints. Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth- Ing 8yrup the beet remedy to use tor their children dunng the teething period. “They had been married a year be fore ary body knew IL and even then their secret waa discovered only by accident.” "Indeed?" “Yes, one ev ening at a card party, they thought lessly played partners, and the way they quarreled let the whole thing out:"—Detroit Free Press. Meauarhable Htsetss T«ld at Ite M rater lone laintarM. Rev. Dr. Thirdly—I wish r.ounce brethren and sisters, that next 8unday my place in this pulpit will be occupied by the Rev. Mr. Smith. We will now sing three verses of hymn No. 1»«. "That Awful Day Will Surely Come." Mis Experience, FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES. POWERS or H4REDITY. A Disagreeable Characteriatk. Katharine—I detest that Mr. Tit flngton. Margaret—Why. Kathailne? "Oh. he'a the ltina of man who al ways calls when you are expecting somebody else who doesn't come."— Life. TJ IN BULK taste good X»t tham tlka ramova any bad tasi» •” 'it I» Ina th» braalh SW.at «»¿rila ntov srs .... to toirroeuJ Iter ■ plaawura taka •>>*»• and 17 paclally by children. llkad sapaclally swrsran in» atom«... . mr.uth. ’hroat and food rhsnn . sto^u^«^-.:-^ means, they ■ irurlng In it lug In than ot any Klngj lira syMatB. ara purely g curial or M slat of that and form • mwi»|i WlJ."",„fiW equaled to maka tn» Itwtni »■ rn a. and maka slaan akin and Iraaullf“' com plaxion. . _ . u. ton» tha stomach »ni,.bowJ1’.V.iv «ob»" th. lasy llvsr. They <1o not ‘ 1)Ut th« stools and « »us« tb»1^ dt»<M » ■ strengthen the bowala «nd pu* h«|r a«- lively, healthy condition, making tlon natural. . . n. navar grip nor grip». Th,T *£!n']|"l,/,1ncóm- ItIvahr and never causa LJJi maka fortabla feeling Taken WtUlarlrK th. liver act regularly •n‘,„,I"},7bodr should. They keep th» rlaan- properly moving and keep the (h. Increase the now of milk m«nr» era. If tha mother eats a tablet. 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