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Eruptions Dry,moi.t,«caly tetter, all forma of eczema or «alt rheum, pimplea and other cutaneous eruptions pro- ceed from humors, either inher ited, or acquired through defective digestion and assimilation. To treat these eruptions with drying medicines is dangerous. The thing to do is to help the system discharge the humors, and strengthen it against their return. A SUCCESSFUL MAN “« n V’ aTidt<Mth« impo«»ible child; u u . u. D . c ■ the stork brought my little brother." “ow *'e UM*in»0 "IS “resenx tnvi- "Well I’m the stork" «aid the doc- a^|e posj(jon. "But where ia your bill?" said the i impossible child. "Itis claimed by those who should know that an impossible child is never wittier than upon the occasion ! of somebody being born into the I family. H«r PrtdicaiMnt. Mamie—I think Mr. Cruatleigh ia , Hood'» Sarsaparilla permanently cured J. just too mean for anything. Fannye—But he married your O Hlnc». Frank». 111., of ac»»ma. from which bs had suffered far ion» lima; and Ml»» mamma. Alvina Woltsr, Bos Sil. Algona Wia. af plm Mamie—I know he did. I jilted pl«» on her faca and back and chafed »kin on him for Harold, then he married bar body, by which »he had been greatly mamma, and now he won’t let me troubled. Thera are more teetlmonlal» tn marry Harold.—Baltimore American. favor of this great medicine than can bo published. Misgiving». Hood’s Sarsaparilla "That was a very lucid document you prepared." said the friend. Promises to cure and keeps the "Yes,” answered the statesman dubi promise. Don’t put off treatment. ously. "I made it so lucid that I am afraid the public will fail to regard It Buy a bottle of Hood’s today. as able and profound."—Washington Star. A Woman'» Reason. “How did you happen to insure in that particular company?” “I consul ted the wishes of my wife.” "Of course; that’s very praisworthy. But—does she know anything about life insurance companies?” “Yes. She investigated and found that this one always issues the pret tiest calendars.”—Tit-Bits. Bnd of the Boer War. Th« Boer war which has been rar in r for the past two Tears will soon be ended, according to the latest advices. News of peace will be hailed with jov by all. War is a terrible thing and has slain many peo ple, but we believe stomach troubles have slain even more. When the stomach is out of order and you suffer from <h »pep sin, indigestion, tlatulencv, sick headache or constipation. we would urge you to try Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters. It will cure Tiresom. I’m so tired” she sighed to the woman next door. "What have you been doing*" Tbl» Signatar» i» oa «v«ry box of ib» gonniM "I’ve been the last four hours at Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tabi»«» the photographer's having an instan that rere» a ewM la ease Way taneous picture of tile baby taken." Thr«« » Day. Tourist In Ireland (to rural postman) —How many malls have you here In the day? "Three—breakfast, dinner and tay." —London Fun, DKAFNBSfl CANNOT By local applicationa, aa they cannot reach the dleeaned portion of the ear. There U only one way to cure deafness, and that is by constitu tional remedies. Deafness ia caused by an in flamed condition of the mucous lining of the Xuataebian Tube. When this tube gets in flamed you have a rumbling wnnd or imper feet bearing, and when il ia entirely closed deafneu is the result, and unices the infiamma* tion can I*« taken out and this tube restored to Its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out ot tea are caused bv catarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give Ono Hundred Dollars for any Case of Deat nets (caused by catarrh) that can not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Bend for circulars, free. F. J. CHKNKT A CO.. Toledo, a Bold by Druggists, 75c Hall's Family Pills are the best. Sad Affair. »Yono ths Ouse f t ssO Warks Off rhe C«M«f. ÍAXatlv» Rromo-«4utnln« Tftblrts cur» a cold in one day. No cur». No Pay. Price 2Âccnta A Strong Man. "What a very heavy voice he has!” •’Yes; but he is able to lift it in his own defense.”—Philadelphia Evening Bu'.etin. Take Nature'» r. medv. Garfield Tea! Inei- leative and effective. 15 pint« or 30 <l«wies for fee. It is eompoaed «>f medicinal HERRS, not mineral poi'onv It cures constipation and sick headache, kidney and liver diseases. Good for alL "Honesty, aggresaiveni'ss and health are the requisites for success. ” Those are the wools of John H. Riley, of Cazenovia, N. Y., who has attained the main thing that all men desire. “The first two qualities I mention are necessary,” he contin ued, "if a man or woman wants to rise in life, but they are of little use if tlie thin! is not in your poaseeaion. ” In rcaponae to questions he said : “About two y«>ars ago I was taken down with inflammatory rheumatism and was flat on my back, racked with |>ain and as helpless aa a child for fourteen weeks. During those weeks I suffered as only they who have inflammatory rheumatism can suf fer. " "Didn't you have any medical at tendance?' queried the reporter. “Yes. 1 had the beet that could be procured, but thedoctors did not help me." "But how did you become cured?" "Before I waa taken sick I had seen advertisements of Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People which stated that they were g<*xl for rheumatism. I waa willing to try anything for relief so I got some and was beiMtited almost im mediately. I had taken but six boxes when I was able to return to my work, but I continued taking them until nine boxes were use«! up. 1 was entire ly cure«! am! have had no return of the trouble since. 1 «insider Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale Peoples wonderful remedy, and I have recommended them to a great many jHttple. Rheumatism has been cunxl in hundreds of other instances l>y Dr. Williams* Pink Pills for Pale Frople. They area specific not only for that disease but for all ailments arising from a disordered condition of the blood or shattered nerves, such as lo«imotor ataxia, partial paralysis, St. Vitus dance, sciatica, neuralgia, nervous headache, tlie after effects «if the grip, (talpitation of the heart, pale and sallow complexions am! all forms of weakness either in male or female. Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People are sold in boxes at 50 cents a box, or six boxes for »2.50, and may be had of all druggists, or direct by mail from Dr. Williams Medicine Co., Schenwtady, N. Y. It Was Possible. In th« Future. Clara—You haven’t seen my en First Billionaire’s Son—What did gagement ring yet, have you? you get for yor birthday? Made—I don't know. Who is the Second Billionaire's Son—I got a man?—Town and Country. railroad. "That's nothing. I got a whole XOU XXOW WHAT IOC ARK TAKING When vou take Grow's Tasteless Chill Tonic, system."—Life. because th» formulaic plainly printed on awry bocci» «bowing that it ia simply Iron and Qut- I hear they give Hank a cross ex ulns la a tasteless form. No Cure. No Pay. for. amination in that trial up town.” Diplomacy. “Yes, and I can’t see why they needed to be cross about it. Hank’s First Boy—It's 6 o'clock. Let's go the l>est natured cuss I ever see. ”— home. Chicago News. Second Boy—Nit! If we go home now we'll get licked for stayin' so Tks BMt PrasertpdoB for MsMa 1 lste. If we stay till 8 we;ll git Ctillls »nd Fever la a bottle of Grov»'» Tasteless hticced and for not Loin’ Chill Tonic. Itisstmplr iron »nd quinine In IJu6Kea, ana xisseu tor not Dein tsatnlre» fora. No ewe. No Pay. Price foe. drowned.—Puck. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Very True Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth- How do people enjoy trolley rides Ing Syrup the best remedy to use tor their in such crowded cars?” efc5Wrea durw« ,he “ethlD« P*riod' Oh, everybody is buoyed up by the Her Reason. expectation that everybody else will “Did you ever try any of these get off at the next corner.”—Chicago health foods?” the sympathetic Record-Herald. friend aaked of the dyspeptic lady. "Yes,” she replied, ’ and I’m not Ro Nle» to Kat. So MII4, So KfiTvellr». going to eat any more of them.” To take medicine 1» a pleasure, when the "Why not?” medlelne 1» < aacarets Candy Cathartic, the only modern laxative fit to be used. All drug- "Because they spoil my appetite." gilts, luc, 2bc, foe. —Cleveland Plaindealer. Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Bear Signatura of Pi».»'» Cure for Consumption is an Infal lible medicine for coughs and colds.—N. 'I hear he is well up in art.” "Yes. His studio is on the top W daMViL. Ocean Grove, N. J., Feb. 17, 1900. Muscles. Human beings have six muscles to each eye, that they may move it on either side, but horses, cows, sheep, and other quadrupeds, which habit ually incline their heads to the ground in search of food, have a mus South America. cle by which their eyelids are sus- Competent authorities assert that jtended and supported, and which we South America has greater undevel do not need. oped resources than any other portion of the world. Any crop grown else Patents Procured. where can lie duplicated there, and f Prompt. Efficient and Sell »factory Herrice. the country abounds in mines of coal. | Attorney a i«e not payable till patent granted. Try u»- Taber & whitman Co., 38-40 Warder silver and gold, most of which has Bldg , W ashington, D. C. been only slighly develped. BROOKLYN. N. Y., Sept SO.—Information ha» barn received regardins the wonderful curative power» of the uarfield Headache Pow der»; p>-op!« everywhere ar* using them »nd writing th» manufacturer» of the govd reeuiu obtained. If With That Tongue He Cannot Wia. Mrs. Dawn—You hateful thing. You told Millie Meadows you only wished you were single again. Mr. Dawn (with happy inspiration) —Of course I did. It was only that I might experience once again the joy I felt when you accepted me, darling. Mrs. Dawn—You dear boy! I knew you couldn’t be so cruel.—Tit-Bits. CARTELS Summar Htiolutloet ftf Keeley Cure r«IUf hom llauuff. opium an4 uinmm UNk toe part Kulan to lull? Iiiiititt. "TV".«ul’..W.'Ä FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES Jacobs ^itMh Oil Rheumatism Sprains Acts like Conquers Pain JOHN POOLP., Portland. Ortgoa, Peetrt Morri». ««rem Can give von th» harnlM Is Boni«-», ri«««». houvr» ani hit<nwl Win*null» and Pimm« ani t.anerti Machinary. b«re u« helor« i>u>ia< BESTFORTH! BOWELS ik»»»» « • «•»■■•*». »*<'*' - L «,..«««» t *r» ,10» • <- K I» »»4 M «»Il » y * ro} '» '“•‘‘'LÌ »lul»a« »»»,1» M ».111 pot«™’ 1« '••“««™w «B •••1»»« <•>•■•« fl- 1 «»t “« «W»1*» »>• » imi »»a » mm is to K», CANDY CATHARTIC 4 SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. r Ill CURE SICK HEADACHE. No Dcfered Payments. "Is your daughter learning to play by note?” A Willing Youth. “Certainly not,” answered Mrs. "You say that you don’t care for the Comrox, a little indignantly. "We salary so long as you can get a chance pay cash for every lesson. The idea!" —Washington Star. to work?” said the billionaire. “That’s the idea,” answered the youth with the sharp nose and chin. “I am willing to start right in at a big reduction and take one of those 925.000 positions you say are so hard The Habit to fill at half the money.”—Washing Tess — Oh,she's the girl who used to ton Star. go arond in the riding habit all the time. Jess—Yes; but she’s got the auto mobile habit now. Tess—That so? What is it? Jess—Running over people every chance she gets.—Philadelphia Press. Blood Polson Th« Fisherman'» Gamble With Death. The poison ejected from the fangs of the rattle snake is not more surely fatal than the virus of 4, Contagious Rlood Poiaon, which pollutes and vitiate» - the blood, destroys the tissues and bones and eats like * a canker sore into the flest. This horrible disease appears first in the form of a little sore or blister; soon the glands begin to swell, pimples break out on the bodv, the mouth and throat become sore, making it painful to eat or swallow; dreadful ulcers appear on the tongue, copper colored splotches and other characteristic signs of Blood Poison come as the disease progresses, and the destructive virus take» deeper hold upon the system. The medical men are as sorely perplexed over the character of this blood poison aa ever ; they tell you to take mercury and ¡totash alternately for three years, out the stomach of no human being can stand this treatment long ; besides, they do not cure the disease permanently, as thousands who have tried it know. S. 3. 8. ia the only WELLINGTON, KA»., «apt., 1000. I contraurtad Blood Polson two year« ago thia fall, guaranteed purely vege and waa persuedad to try a medicine widely adver- table blood purifier, and tieed by a remedy company in l>hloa<o. X was re the only antidote for quired to pay a largo amount in advance, and oan this particular virus: truthfully aay that I was won» when the treatment it purifies the blood and waa left off than when X began. Reddioh pimplea builds up the constitu would break out and fill with yellowish matter ; oop- Cr-colored aplotohoa of all alsoa would appear on my tion. The appetite im dy ; my throat waa eo sore I could aoarcaly swallow, proves almost from the and my mouth and tongue were seldom free from first dose, the sores soon uloera ; tonsil« were swollen, and my hair waa oom show signs of healing, in« out rapidly. This waa my condition when I began and the unsightly, dirty your ». ». ». X have used twenty-two bottles, and splotches and eruptions ™ *-j’» and finally disappear. 8. S. 8. a not a new medicine ; for nearly 50 years it has been known and used for this dreadful disease. It has brought new life and hope to thousands all over this land ; it will cure you as it haa others. Send for our free book on home treatment and write our physicians about your case. We will help you if you will 1st us; w« make no charge for advice, and all correspondence ia conducted ta THE SWIFT 8FECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, SA. Short $torie$ $3.08 IO $5.00 PIR DII Wen Up Jn Art. floor, and his paintings are always skied. ”—Judge. Crushing s La«y«r. lie Wolfs Hopper was once a wit- mum in a suit for slander and th« op- GOOD |Miaing council in the courtroom said: "You are an actor I ladieve?" An>U Mervoua “Yes" replied Hopper. If you ar» dangerously sick what la "la not that a low vailing?" the first duty of your physician ? H "I don't know, but it la so much quiet» the nervous .y.tent, he deadens boiler than my fat here' that 1 am the pain, »ml y«>u aisep well Kx Sp«««ki'r Re«*! was In the Supreme Y.U? ought to know that when r u rather proud of il." Court at Waahlngton. D. <!., recently, ae»M"l to I*' tegulsr *'i "What wits your father's colling wben the justice« were »low In «Met» grow Irritable without c«»»*¿ may I a»k?" aarivua bling. Mr. Reed waited with an ele paas »Icenle»» uighl». tuer» Is I---- "He was a lawyer" said Hopper. phantine patience. Presently a friend of hla leaned over to him and whimper N»v«r Can Satisfy TMm. ed: "Mr. tqH'aker, can't you count « "The idea of a man holding one quorum?" A look of grate reproach office entering upon the cani|>aign (or ovarapread the retlr«*! »tatauuau'» face. another one!" exclaimed th« politi "Sir." »aid he, In a tone of dignity, “you cian. ”D»' outrageous. He can’t forgot that when I counted a quorum, help using his oftieial |aisilion to ad- there alwaya waa a quorum.'* vanee hi« own interests." Senator Halley, of Texas, has a face "But the man in qiieation has just like a cherub. It la round and soft aud resigned. " full of color. One day, In th«' corridor "What! Resigned! Well, that’s a of the Senate, he wa» approached by a despicable trick to gain public favori giggling young woman, who asked, rap 1 didn't think lie would do such a turoualy; "Ob, Seuator, where In the thing. "—Chicago Fuel. world did you get your pretty pink coin plexlon?" Bailey was embarrassed Hl» Adm'ttlun only for an Inataut. Looklug her “I wonder what is the matter with straight tn the eye and tapping her my head" remark«*! Jones as he lightly on her slightly rouged cheek, he rubbed a bruised «;*>l on the top of his very gravely asked: "Where lu the cranium. city did you get yours?" “Oh. nothing unusual, I gueaa” re Edwanl FltiOerahl, who wrote t' join«*! the other half u«‘ the family. quatralua from Omar which have eoi "Merely a s«ifl »|*>t. ” luto such great popularity under t “Nii doubt you are right,my dear," Persian name of “Rub*lyat,"aud tbei answered June«. My friends all «ait! by excited a curiosity sutHclently gr« I had a one when I married you.”— to have bls other translations and ad.' Chicago Newa. tatlons given to the world, was wl and when In society left his mark. I* R.»»on lo« IL told of him that being ones thrown "Bui the gown dtamn't flt. " Inaiateti coui|iany with a notorious tuft bunt thè imlron. whose only conversation coucerm>«l "Tbal” rvplied thv modiste ealnily, personal experiences with the noblll "ia tw* ause y«iu aro noi mado righi. " FltxOerald wslted for a time, then r —Chicago Poal. to go. saying with an attitude and cent of profound dejection: “1 kn lost a friend. a lord once, but be la dtuid." Tarent— Isn’t ho a lino Illllr Fond Mr. Sim. the major domo of Staff- ehap? House, the residence of the Duke Pri»e Idiot—Rummy lidia shrimp, Sutherland. Is distinguished among How long have you had it? leali it moat distinguished major domos, ui —.Punch. tres d'hotel, and butlers of the high« circles. It Is said that the King's ov servants look up to him as the lea. of tbetr profession. The seal la Yor pr >|>««»l of marriHgv »»• upon bls aristocratic fame by a rem rk quite unexp«'te«i which la attributed to him. l'hey say He—So much the better. that he once went to see Bevrbobm sh«—Why pray ’ Tree play "Hamlet." Asked afterward He—Because it is the unexpected what he thought of It. hu Is reported that usually happ« 11»—Chicago News. loftily to have remarked: “Well, It's extraordinary the various ways th«' STAR lower orders have of grttlng their liv ings." Herbert Spencer, the great English WIND loclologlst and philosopher, la very fond of a game of billiards, aud the other NULL. day at the Reform Club In ixtudon he beata all record» and always will. met an acquaintance whom he Invited Haa bud i-«a?l®f In turn tabla. Cures to play with him. The young member Turtui trualr I® l»a wind Hall taarin«» lb rue I in wl.aal. In»urln« accepted, and Spencer said. Joyfully, Ughtaat running qunillKs and rawrving as he chalked bls cue: “Young man. gre«t«««t »moiiil nt tor p'tinpli g ua vai »«-I a:trr mabmg • good billiard playing Is the proof of a with galvanl«®*! bolt«. dMuhl®>uulf®d; no well-balanced mind." "1 believe It Is." I arc ran rual or gat and fattla n»tght regulator; |wrf®rt rrgulntlwn. Mn replied the young man. They played •nritig to <ha»>ga la®«!«»*» with ®va»v abanffa Weak lira» of and the great writer was beaten fear u! un>perainra. at»d grow neater with aga. the 11 nili» X«pairs aiwayfl on nan*l fully. He had ouly scored thirty eight Thraa thing» ar« worth mnnej to row. aie I all when bls young antagonist flnlahtM bls Then why t»<H bur • <TAll? Achs» and one hundred. Herbert Spencer put the Pains. MITOHELL, LEWIS cue away In disgust. "Young man," he said, "such flue billiard playing a» A STAVEN OO. yours Is the proof of an 111 spent roar laho . oaaootr. youth." As a youngster. Admiral George E««MaM«. Dewey was completely carried away by magic First Sheep—But the young folk» tales of valor on bloody flelds, and by are »o giddy and thoughtless! They stories of great campaigns won by fa don’t consider the future* mous commander». Once hla father Second Hhaep—Oh. well, my d«'*r, read to him the story of Hannibal you can’t expect a young lamb t<> crossing the Alps. The recital made a »{tend all his time thinking of roaol great impression on the Inty. It waa mutton ’—I’tick. In the dead of winter, and on the fol lowing day be told the story to bls little TO CTKK A COLD IN ONB DAY TS*»taa»ii»» Rmstoqulsia» Tsbtofo AL slater Mary, and asked her to be bls Ininlsu refund lb» »•>■•» IIII tails to eurs. army, proposing to cross the only L w7otv»»'»»l<n»lore I»“» •*rh 601 te* "Alps" In the neighborhood, a large hill Uttrsey Not« Fr»»n th« C«slury Co. which flanked Montpelier to the north. She readily cnoaented, aud young Kaaily made tor the neit W day», telline an The coming season of the Century George and bls army set out on their attract Iva Una of Holiday Good» Fur full par Maga sine will lai "A Year of Ameri undertaking. It was keen and cold, Oculari »and uarna and add ram to can Humor." Contributions bars AlaRRRT DBftPRKfl. the snow lying deep on the ground, already lieen engag«'«l from the beat filar Hld< . < bira<o, Ula and plied Into huge drifts In ravines known American writers of humorous and along fences. With wmtden sword ■lories and sketchra. There will bo In band. George conducted bls army to during the year a numtier of contri the creat of the "Alps," from which lie butions from new humorous writers, looked down on that part of "Italy" en and article« reminiscent of liioee of compassed by Washington County. The the past. "army” froze the tip of Its nose and one A Fetor for Him. ear. while Hannibal had two of Ills to«w frost bitten. A farmer took the exite He—I have always said that I dition Into hla bob-sled, and carried It would not marry a girl who wan stupid. back to Montpelier. Hhe—But how are you going to Write fur ('ateiofue. Quelling a Panic. know?—Town and Country. The New York Mall and Express tells how a woman’s self-control ami good She Felt Wicked. sense averted serious disaster. Revivalist—Is it |Hts»ible that you A street car caught Are In the tunnel dance? above Thirty fourth street. The car Fair Sinner—Oh, y<s, often. was crowded. A puf? of smoke came Now, tell me, honestly and fairly, up from somewhere altout the wheels don’t you think the tendecy of danc at the forward end. and three women ing is toward sin?" In the second seat leaped In horror to "1 must confess that while dancing their feet. A man rose and called to I have very wicked thoughts." rops the conductor In a sharp tone: "Aha! I feared <0. When ia it “Can’t you see your car Is on fire?" that you have wicked thoughts?” A girl with a big bundle In the secon l When my partner »teps on my seat tried to fling herself off the car toes.”—New York Weekly. against the stone wall. The conductor Willing to Chine« It. began calling: “Keep your seats! Don’t be alarmed! He was obviously anxiutis, and »lie You can't get out until you get to Thir seemed almost willing. AM’fietabie Preparation Tor As- ty fourth street!" “I shall refer you to papa," said similatinH the Food nndRctfuta Then a lady In the front seat turned she, with a Incoming blush "before ling the Steinachs and Dowels of and put her hand on that of the girl giving you a final answer." with the bundle, who was quivering "But I am perfctly willing to take and trembling In every nerve aud mus you without any referrences/’said he cle. magnanimously.—Indianaftolis News. "We are safe! The conductor would Promotes DigestionChee rriil - not take us on If there was anything ness and Rest Contains neither Hoiit by Hi» Own Petard. else to do," she said. In a clear, gentle Optum.Morphine nor Mineral. Biller (to Stark,with a perambulat voice of authority, smiling Into the N ot N ahcotic . or)—Hello! That your baby? girl’s dazed eyes. "We are safe!" Stark (trying to be smart) — No, it's The girl calmed down like a baby at a » vv ^ou a-MMtPtraKH Its mother’s touch; the other passen one I borrowed from a neighbor. Biller—So? It’s a homely little gers harkened to the conductor’s com mand to alt down, and obeyed like chil brute, isn’t it?—Boston Transcript. dren. A Natural Query. When the car got out of the tunnel Mamma (who is expecting the min- and was vacated, the lady disappeared In the direction of Fifth avenue, Hhe inter)—Willie, we will have a very had undoubtedly quelled a panic and nice old gentleman to tea thin even ing, and you must be very good while A perfect Remedy ForConslip« saved life. he’a here. lion. Sour Stornarti,IlinrrhocA Willie—Why, ia lie Hanta Claus?— Canceling Postage Htainpe. Worms,( Convulsions .Feverish The method of cancelling postage Philadelphia Press. nesa and LOHH OF SLEEP. stamps In vogue throughout the world Hi« Prtftrenct. Facsimile .Signature of was Instituted by the French Govern ment In 1830, but was not adopted by “Would you rather have something this country until comparatively recent else than a piece of pin?” a»ki-<| t||(. NEW YORK. years.—Washington Times. kind neighbor of little Freddie, who lia.l run an errand for her. Infection of I.a tn her Pllee. "Yea, ma’am," said Freddie Experienced lumbermen say that In promptly; “I wil’d ruther have tw<’> the process of Reasoning wood should pieces.”—Ohio State Journal. be occasionally replied and decayed or defective pieces removed, leat they In a. r. a. a. ■». «o— lee i. fect the otbera. Women Must Sleep. In bad weather, the fisherman’s wife sa'd, when the boats were out, she could never stay in the house be cause of the clock. As it ticked she heard nothing but “Wife, widow; wife, widow,” over and over again. And, she said, ’tis but the swing of the bob which name should be the true one.—Cynthia in the West. Reason Enough. The teacher at the kindergarten has a great deal of trouble with Mabel, who is 4 years old. The other day she had occasion to ask: "Mattel, why did you strike Freddy?” “ ’Tause he’s littler dan me,” re plied Mattel.—Pittsburg Chronicle- Telegraph. Not Friend». Kind Lady—Poor Fellow, have you got no friends? Hap lfaxzard—No, mum; I bain't got nobody but relatives.—Tit-Bits. Quo D castohu For Infant» and Children. Bears the Signature In Use Over Thirty ïea/s CAST