"teCq» L *>*■ ,.;.c - * / Salt Rheum I till On« Commission CHINESE OF PEKIN "flocs your artist friend have many commissions?” 'tna may call It ecsema, teller or milk “I believe he had one last year, eruel. SOLDIER WRITES OF THEIR LIFE But no matter what you call It. Ihla akin Ilia father-in-law asked him to paint AND OCCUPATIONS. disease which cornea In patebea that burn, the barn.” in ti. discharge a watery matter, dry and scale, owes Ila existence to the presence of humors In th« ay stem. It will eonttewa to exist, annoy, and per haps agonise, aa long aa these humors remain. It Is always radically and permanently cured by StKctuful Mind Rtading. Th«» Are ladeetrloea. Werkiea Herd foe Little Pay-Laub Tóela for Lal- "Reynolds,” said the oldest mem her of the firm, “how do you »1*11 tlvatlaa the Load —Police of the City ‘which?’ ” aad Their Ckaractrrlatlca. "W-h-i-c-h,” responded the other. “That's what I thought,” rejoined Th« subjoined extracts from a pri the older memlier. covertly scratch- vate letter from George L. DeFurest ot which expels all humors, and la positively ing a “t” out -of the word he had thia city, w ho is a member of Company unequalled for all cutaneous eruptions. written. B lu the Ninth ltegiuieut, will be read with tutereat: A Satisfactory Score. Still Mor« Counl«rr«lllng. "So you would like to peck In this The Secret Service has unearthed Another "You never seem to give even a band of counterfeiters ami secured a large sacred city and see what my surround thought of your ancestors.” quantity of bogus bills. » hich are so clever ing» are? 1 think lu oue of my former "Oh, yes, 1 do; I often rejoice that, ly executed that the average |H*rson would letter» I gave a short description of the within public recollection, none of never suspect them ol being spurious. city of I'eklu, and i>erhapa a little gos Things of great value are always select«! them ever got hanged.” for imitation, notably Hostetter' Stomach sip In regard to the people who inhabit Bitters, which has man/ imitators but no it may be acceptable, lu the first place, equals for dtsoders like Indigestion, dys pepsia. constipation nervousness and gen the rich A'hluks' wear costly silks, eral debility. Always go to reliable drug while the poor ones are glad to wear gists who have the reputation of giving cottou. Numerically lu this city the Thia signature ia oo every fox ot th. g.nuin. w hat you ask for. pro|»ortlou of rich to pour la aliout ouo Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tabieu 111 a thousand, so you cau see that cot Nscrsutiu Coma First ia Texas. tee remedy that earee a ewld la «me stay ton Is king »0 far as the jiuor are con On account of a scarcity of bricks cerned. aud I am told that, although Too Much Criticism. in a Texas town the congregation of the soil la very productive, there is •*.< hear your husband is ill, Mrs. the local church allowed their new hardly enough cotton raised to supply edifice to remain unfinished while a Jones. ” the demand. This Is due, In great saloon was being erected. "Yes’um.” measure, to the lack of tools lu culti “Nothing serious or critical, I vating it and poorer machinery for cur hope?” ing when harvested, as everything here "Critical? I should say he were, L<XBtir< Bromo-Quinine Tablets cur» a cold in is done by hand. <Uy. .No cur*. No Pay. PricolftcenU He ain't satisfied with nothin” he "The Chinese are the most Industri ain't.” A Straight Tip. ous people I ever saw. especially the These latter are never Idle. Gentleman (caressing a pretty lit- women. His Impression. I tie girl)—You little beauty! You They are great gossips, but do not neg "Mandy,” said Farmer Corntossel, ! shall be my wife when you are grown lect their work on that account, and It "I guess it would lie just as well not up. Will you? Is a common thing to see them chat to nay no much about home cookin’ “No, 1 don’t want to get married, ting in the narrow alleyways between when you are talkin' up your summer but aunty there would like to.” their houses, but always at work, board.” either turning their reels or stitching I do not believe Piso'a Cure for Con "Why not?” sumption has an equal for <-oiiehs and shoe soles, which find a ready sale, for "’Cause some of these fellers act, colds,— Jons F. BoYra. Triuiiv Springs, s Chinaman who went barefoot would to me, like that was what they was hid . Feb. 15. 1900 be uterly disgraced. Why. even the tryin’ to get away from.” beggars here wear shoes, although the Eminence. rest of their apparel may be ever so "She married a poet, didn’t she? scanty. And is he successful?” "Auortier thing worthy of mention Is “Oh, yes, remarkably so. Why. the fact that nothing Is wasted in this his name is a household word on two Simple When You Know. land of the 'Chinks.' Grass and all continents, and last year his income "I was up in the mill district today. kinds of roots are pulled up. washed was nearly $.'1LH>. Frightfully noisy up there.” and dried, aud used for fuel. Scraps of "That's right. I’ve got a friend |M»[>er and cloth are pasted together to Mr. R'» Supposition. who lives up there. He can’t hear make the insoles of shoes, and blta of he "Since Spiffing lost his teeth I himself talk in his house.” ivuod are glued together to build up can't speak distinctly nor eat proper "My! Boiler shop next door?” either a post or a board. The wurnan food, ” remarked Mr. Bloomfield. **No, He’s deaf and dumb.” "I suppose he has tiegun to live on splntiera and straw platers earn 2 cents 1 gum drops and speak gum Arabic," a day. This may seem small pay, but No Disappointment not so when I tell you that I am In added Mr. Pellefield. "Isn't your new house taking long- i formed that $5 a year will clothe a er to build than you expected?” Chinaman and bls wife. Such a thing YOUR HOME AND FENCES "Oh, no. I’ve only spent twice as as underwear Is not known by them, much on it, so far, as I anticipated ” j neither Is a garment ever fitted, and a No Man Can Ceavamently Ge Without Either Utica dressmaker would starve to of Thu* Necusitiu. Beware of Ointment« for Catarrh That death here. The only measures that Contain Mercury, You may as well talk about goiug are taken are from the hip to the ▲a mercury will surely destroy the eenae of without eating as going without ground. Fashlous never change. Take smell &n<l completely derange the whole sys tem when entering it through the mucous sur fences. If you have a house and two or three yards of material, sew It faces Such articles should never be used ex* cep: on prescriptions from reputable phrsi- home you must have a fence around together, run a tape through the top. ciRtis. m the damage ther will do is ten fold to it. If you have a farm you must and haul It together, and you have the thegtolyou can possibly derive from them it* houndArips bv fencM and Hal’s Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J n,ark 113 oounuaries nv iences, ana dress made. Cbenev A < o . Toledo.O.. contains no mercury also ~ ~ shut in the stock with fences. "The 'Chlnka' are very economical, and is taken internally, acting directly upon A fence is in many ways as import and I guess you will think that they the blood and inucous surfaces of the system In buying Hall’s Catarrh Cure be sure you get ant as a man's house. As a commun have need to be when 1 tell you that the genuine. It is taken internally. And made In Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney À Co. Testi ity grows the subject of fences assumes the unskilled laborers are only paid monials free. more and more prominence. upon an average of 7 cents a day. Ma Hold by Druggisu, price 75c. per bottle. The success of the “Anchor” fence sons. carpenters and stonemasons are Hall's Family Pills are the beet. ’ in the United States has been phe- the king-pins here In lsbor circles, re ; nomcnai for the chief reason that it ceiving the munificent sum of 25 to 30 Disproved. combines economy, strength and cents a day. The work day here be "He can’t be a good business man. beauty in a way that inatantly ap gins at sunrise and lasts until dark, Why, he is a college professor." peals to everybody. In the Eastern but notwithstanding all this the labor "But he has married the daughter states , where it has been known lon- ers seem contented and happy. of a millionaire.” i ger, the factories making it are "80 much In regard to the (»eople, and i pressed to full capacity. In this now perhaps a few words In regard to Prat.-red Them at Rest state, where it is comparatively new, “You want the pockets to ruD up__ r its _______ widespread adoption seems to be the officials of the city, particularly the and down, I suppose,” said the tailor, only a question of the agents getting policemen, may Interest you. In the “No, sir, ” the irritable customer around and showing their wares to first pla«1», a Chinese policeman la a wonderful creation; to fact, a cross be replied. “I prefer stationary pock- , the people. ets. You may make the slits perpen- j There is ample reason for all the tween a circus clown and a football dicular, however.” talk going on about the "anchor" player. Hla breeches are always baggy j fence, as it is solving the great fence and heavily wadded; in facL so clumsy problem satisfactorily. It is not only that you wonder bow In the world he well adapted to ornamental work, ever gets around In them. He also I but it is the biggest kind of a blessing wears a coat which Is thick and clumsy For Infants and Children. to stock raisers and ranchmen gener and comes well below the knee. Dark ally. It is made of heavy wire and blue Is the general color, which la set the joints are held rivet-tight by the off with facings and bands of light patent "anchor” clamps. It does blue, red, green, maroon and brown, Signature of not cost as much as the old-fashioned but no yellow is ever used, for that Is fences, yet it lasts practically forever. the sacred royal color, and no one but The Literal Mind. It is worth snyone's while to write those of high rank are allowed to wear “Tommy, how many wars has the to the manufacturers. The Portland It Policemen are thicker than buck United States been engagedi n?” Anchor Fence Co., 742, Nicolai Street, leberries In this city of Pekin, there "Five, sir.” Portland, Oregon, for catalogue and being. It Is said, between 15,000 and "Enumerate them.” pictures explaining their wonderful 20.000 of them within the walled city. "One, two, three, four, five.” fence. "This walled city Is two miles square nnd has two grant gntes to each wall Alas far Aipirstioas! Why a Play Is Like a Cigar. base, aliout half a mile from the cor Old Gentleamn—So you think my ners, and a mile from each other. The Henry J. Byron, one of the wit- tiest of English playwrights of a daughter loves you, sir, and you wish streets are broad and stretch straight score of years ago, remarked on one to marry her? from one to the other, making the Dudeleigh—That’s what I called to occasion: space Inside Into a big nine-block. The “A play is like a cigar. If it’s see you about. Is there any insanity police stations are scattered all along good, everybody wants a box. If it's in your family? the nine squares. The head of the “No sir; and there’s not going to bad. all the puffing in the world police baa charge of all the city gates, be any.” won’t make it go.” they being nine In number. The po licemen never carry any arms, not even a stick, but keep swords, spears, guns and cutlasses In racks at the sta tion, and when a signal gun Is fired make a rush for the station from which the sound conies and grab the Everybody knows that Mer first weapon In sight. When on parade cury is a danger or when they have a review, which Is ous medicine - quite often. Is the only time they are even when administered in very small dos«, and armed, especially If they expect any few constitutions can stand it for any length of time. foreign devils to be present The rotash produces inflammation of the stomach and bowels, and a dangerous form of dyspepsia and weapons are funny looking, particular often chronic diarrhoea follow its use. ly a savage looking three hooked spear, Now, Uie the aoctora doctors wu* will tell you Isow, vca * jo « a if . you have . which makes a terrible, Jagged wound. Contagious Blood Poison you must take these minerals for .two ’ "Besides the 20.000 policemen within first a course of Mercury, and when your teeth get so sensitive and »ore that you can’t eat, and the gums have a spongy, unnatural appearance, y°u are told to rtr>p the wall, I am Informed that Pekin and a change to Potash is made. When the stomach rebela you are put on 51ercury maintains 144,000 more to regulate again and so on ad infinitum, or until the system becomes so thoroughiy saturated matters In the outer city. All these with these poisonous drugs that the most disgusting sores break out on the men are under the command of one the bones become diseased, and the muscles and joints are m the bead officer. The officers and the men torturing pains. Mercury and Potash dnve the eruptions and Motches akin, but the virus remains in the blood and the reappearance of the old symptoms furnish their own uniforms, but the Md the occasional rore mouth .how that the “'J1*“ “d 7°U state furnishes their arms, and each —_ _ hope to roz-rorsrds»*»1w ■ever completely eradicate it bv by this method of treatment. gets a monthly allowance of rice In S. S. S. is the only antidote for this de addition to his pay. The chief gets a Whan X was about twanty-one rsavs of ot •lrhtesn years ago, I contracted Blood Polson in a structive virus, snd sn good salary, but those under him get bid term, and am ’satisfied that th. rayid progress infallible remedy for little pay, depending mostly for what th. dlaees. wa. making would soon bar. mad. m. • this peculiar poison. It they can squeeze out of the prisoners lif.-long invalid or .nd.d my lifs- As my system destroyssnd eradicates whom they pull In.”—Utica Press. cam. undar th. influ.no. or 8. 8. 8., th. sor.s, splotoh.a and pimplro gradually dl.anp.ared and .oon every particle of the poison, and makea the no .vtd.no. of th. dlMM. wa. left. WITH AMATEUR ADMIRALS. nina years old. and have aeon no signa of It durl“< blood as healthy and .lghtoon years. 8. 8. 8. dooe does all you claim olalm the ’ past eighteen pure as before the dis it SKKB8OM, Pevely, Povaly, Mo. “r it. / ( WM. SKBB8OM, Hoatlae Dados of Cadets at the An ease was contracted. napolis Naval Acadearx, 8. 8. 8. is the only purely vegetable blood purifier known, and we offer Jr,ooo One of the best conducted naval or proof that it contains any mineral ingredient whatever. The general hralth mproves as tho Specific purges the system of impurities, and as new, rich blood schools In the world Is that at which wgins to flow in the veins the unsightly sores and other evidences of blood poisoa the officers of the United States navy lisapnear ; strength returns and you are forever nd of thia loathsome d>ae»>e. receive their training. It Is thorough Our Home Treatment Book on Contagious Blood Poison tells you sll about Ute In every department, and the young •mnlomi different stages, etc., of this disease. We will mail you a copy free. man who graduates well up In his class Is fitted for almost any station on board a ship. The record of one dny there Is the record of all days a atrlct observance of all the rules of dla<l !gu**m Is beat tlm. to ear. Catarrh, pllne and thorough Instruction In every jRfMLU «ronchili« «nd Consoni pl ion HRMtn "ru ur;»?" " detail of naval warfare. The cadet Is aroused from bls •lum- Hood’s Sarsaparilla (S CASTOR IA The Kind Yon Have Always Bought Mercury Potash I. MITI 1 CO., Biffili, 1.1.. i tiers at 6 o’clock each morning. Hv la not permitted to tow bla bedclot lies aside as hapiiena to suit bls fancy, but muat roll back the tied covers In a cer tain way. placing the pillow on top, and tie In readiness for the Inspecting ea det to charge At fl 35 he falls In rank with bls com patty for morning Inspection, at wlilcb bla clothes must b. thoroughly brush ed. shoes well blacked and his general npiiearance neat Auy neglect to thia respect Is Immediately report«!, when he soou lluds himself on the "pap,” re ceiving a numtier of demerits accord ing to the gravity of the offense. At 7:15 the '‘middles’’ march out of tlie great mesa hall and repair to their rooms to put them to perfect order for the dally Inspection of cadet quarters. When a cadet Is III he may report to the surgeon at sick quarters In answer to sick call, which Is sounded on the bugle at 7:10 to die morning aud 7 o'clock In the evening. The bugle sounds the first call to reci tation at 8 o’clock, when the cadets are mustered In sections and inarched to a prescribed order to the various reclia- tlon rooms. All during the day these sections or squads may be seen march ing through the extensive grounds of the academy ho and from the various buildings of Instruction. When tlie faithful bugler sounds gen eral recall at 12:15 all cadets marching by sections return to main quarters, where they are allowed fifteen minutes to prepare for dinner. At dlnuor for mation the drills for the afternoon are published, with any other orders re quiring the attention of the battalion. Finishlug with three and the necessary alignment, "the middles” are marvW by companies Into the ntcea hall. There they are allowed forty minutes for din ner. when, at the tap of the 1*11, they must rise and march out. At precisely 0:55 "tattoo” rings out clear and distinct over the campus and tells the tired "middy" to get ready for bed. In five minutes be is just about crawling under the covers, and aa soon as the last resounding note of "taps'* has become Inaudible the lights are turned out by a switch key In the of fice xml the future admiral doses off In to slumbarland, to itmuu of the days to come and tlie glories of the navy. CHEAP TRAVEL IN DENMARK. Price of Tickets 1« Governed br the Time Lon«nnel on Journeyw Denmark was absolutely the pioneer lu cheap railway fares. The fares were reduced all around, so that the longer the distance the greater the reduction, but at the same time the return ticket system was abolished for Journeys within Denmark. One of the greatest boons to business men and holiday makers Is the so-called fortulghtly ticket. For third class It costs 22s 3d and for secund class it 15s Cd. Such a ticket entitles the holder io travel all over Denmark for a term of 14 days. He can go wherever lie cares to go and as mauy times over the same route as be may wish within the time paid for namely, fourteen days. A holiday maker may visit every place of luterest in Denmark during that time and If be finds any pleasure In travellug from town to town night and day for the period he can do so. He pays the price of $5.40. with a de- posit of $1.37 fur the ticket, on which a photograph of the holder Is pasted, and at the explratlou of the 14 days he returns the ticket nnd gels the $1.37 deposit back. lie can also buy a ticket for a mouth, which costs 50 per cent more, aud the longer the time the greater the reduc tion. While a fortnightly ticket coats 5.5*!. a twelve-mouth ticket costs $50. If the passenger bad to pay for a twelvemonth ticket at the rate of $5.M per fortnight It would cost him $133.50. Thus the reduction Is over 150 per cent. If Instead of paying for a fortnightly ticket a traveler went from Eahjerg to Copenhagen and back aa often as he could within 14 days and bought or dinary tickets for each trip they would eost him over $30 and this amount would be doubled In a fortnight If he went sightseeing from one place to an other, traveling all over Denmark to easy stages. Season tickets can also be bad for journeys between two towns. Young people under the age of 18 travel for half price.—London Express. Ill Usage ot the Eyes. Most persons are right or left sighted. We all use one eye—the right or left—In preference, when looking through a glass or taking alm with a gun. If we do not perceive this ourselves, ocullata and opticians remark It The Ignorance of most people on this subject Is fllus- tratMl by their buying glasses at the opticians without taking account of any difference between the eyes. Thus only one of the eyes Is helped, while the other one, being less called In to exercise, becomes less and less useful ami loses its power, as a tool rusts when not to use. Yet both our eyes are needed to see well. It becomes, therefore, highly Important to observe how the child uses Its eyes In order to correct those attitudes which tend to Injury of the sight, as well as the health. In writing, children rarely fall to give the head an Inclination by which the eyes are placed at unequal distances from the paper. They are also apt to Incline the head loo far and acquire the habit of bringing It loo near, as when they try to accommodate themselves to a feeble light Not sufficient attention lx paid to these matters, especially when we consider the conseqnencea of such hab its In mature age. A large proportion of our defects originate In want of prop er care during childhood. We do wrong to such wonderful tools as our senses, when we do not give them the educa tion they need. It Is surprising that parents who are so particular about the way their children hold their «[>oon or fork pay no little attention to the way they use their eyes. ' MISIRY OF THE HALL BEDROOM. ABtagate ib. Llfs.rM.ux N.w lurk- .rsTte.« P.W N...U wrtb Wro.ur . we Liisjlage Cutter. Th. woman who bad arrived r«* >* fl«K*tlvsL ”1 shall I»»'* "i" bedroom days. 1*> lu number. said "A good deal h»» brou wriit.u about th. ball liedrooiu of N»» 'or • but uo p.n cau tell all »«■ 1 Mine to New York fresh from ths am pl. space, of a cuuutry home 1 i'"' a ball bmlroom tweause It »«< “•» 1 room lu th. lious. I could sffon bad In It a cot. covered In da» w"11 •" •Url.ntal’ tapestry, a washstand. » screen, a alielf curtained off with book, beucatli for clothes; a looking gins. ou th. wall, with a little stand beneath, two chairs, aud a useful piece of f"rnl' tura which was writing desk, bookcase and dressing case combined " 1“11 my truuk and my typewriter were added to the», treasures I could turu around with car., by opening th. door ao as to utllts. a part of th. hall tor ths purpos*. . "My typewriter knocked out the Hi'1’’ stand In on. round. Gould It hav. sat atlll II would have stood tho burden But I bad to movs th. stand whenever 1 want««! to ilreaa. or lo get at my trunk, «nd as I did not reiuov. th. typ.writer, but simply dragged th. stand around, ths poor thing quickly collapsed I h" landlady looked severe w hen 1 told her When 1 got another stand I carefully lifted my typewriter off whenever I wanted to mov. the stand, which waa a dozen times a day. "My dresses w«-r. continually (all us from th. books without the sllglilvsi provocation, and I bad always to move ths screeu, and then bring a chair to stand on to bang them up again. I he only way I could get any light or air was to alt by lb. window; and aa my truuk had a »laud tbsre, I had pet fore, to ait on th. truuk; and a trunk cau be Improved upon as a place of continuous repose. I hav. sat upon It for hours, tailor fashion, mendlug my clothe«, when my very soul loathed the needie "It waa an aerobaUcal teal to dress m that room In the uioruing I never shall forget some of my maddening struggles to get into my clothes In two square feet of space. For six months I never knew bow my back balr looked, for It was too dark over by the glass lo see My destructive l.ndencl«’. came »ill strong, for 1 pulled down first Th. cur tains over my clothes, and then thoa«’ at th. window, pot. and all. I bad to keep a good many things tn my truuk. and whenever I wantril to get al them I bad to first remove a mass of books, papers and manuscript from the lid, or else open It and let them slide duwn behind. I bad to sit ou my trunk to play my typewriter, tiecau»» neither ot tbs chairs was high enough." "And ao you hat. the ball brilroom?” "W.ll, no; I don't know that I do That hall brilrootn witnrs-ed my first triumph. 1 got my flrst check there. $20. for a 2,<MM>-word story. When I opened the envelope and »aw that ebri k I grew faint It was the revulsion after all months of grlut. heartrending deter ruination. Then I laughed and er ed and grew hysterbaL Anyone with any expertencs could have told me that one xwallow did not make summer, but io ms It waa the tieginning of stiecvs« And so It proved. 1 hav. not lhe«l In a hall brilroom sine»." "And now?” Th. woman who had arrived was si lent, and looked straight ahead of her Then she laughed and rose sud’lenly. "I wish 1 could ever li. aa happy again aa 1 was when I got that die. k." ah. said. —New York Sun. su<| „„i, l«v< bios >( rio. Ui« in«>x,L I'K > lli'lil,, Mlll ll.ll, I ,w| "tesori« " Furileiol, JOHN POQLR, Portland, (irtgon, Pssl ul MxrUos Strw«. Can giva you ths best ban galas la Huggies, Flows, Huilsrs .nd )uglnw Wiii'limlls and I’ump. ,„| I Machinery. Hen us bolora buying. Wholesale Boots and Shoes KRAUSSI: & PRINCB, 87 and 89 First Street, Portland. Oregon. Catalogue burnished Upon Appli,atil)n All Kinds Carried in Stock Istilla* la Mslody. SCHOOLS ANO COLLEGES. Jones—Van l*VUItder*4 lai est musiti I« Imld stufi ORRUON. ro«TI.AH|>. Smith — Why bald? J,m. ■ liceali»«’ it broda an “air St. H d /0«S*8 Softool tor lilrh. Thirty.third >»»r t'ommndiuii« I h IW rvstorvr. ” In«« M««l«ii» rqulurn«ui A. . . sin) roll««« l'rrp«r»lor> rial mur««« In m<i«l< «tul »■■ TO Cl lit A COLD IN ONI HAT Tat« IntaiK* hn>mo Muíala« Tableta All tru«(lau rv'ui'4 ih« wiwi II It Iella Io cure à W. uro»« • «isnaiur« l«ou «ach bua i-’u .. 11 U simi < sialusu« ■ISS aitaaoa ttaaini. rrt.clMi Gelling Bath to form. HH A M11JIXRY "Is your ins well again, Eddiv?" ACAUtMY "Well, yes'nt, but aho ain’t quite up t<> her old form yet. I'a fought a drab »id her last night " A Private School Mothers will find Mrs Winslow's Booth Ins iiyrup th. best remedy lo usa lor their oh I Id re n -luring the lerthiiig i-rl—l 9 Rs paries. Ho—How do you feel »lien I lieat you al whist? She—Not quite so bad as you frel when your friend Jenkin« !«•«(• )<>u *1 poker. tl«m« ths Term. Clarence—Why do you say the wedding was patriotic’ Algernon—well, the bride was reti, the groom «as wtnte and ner father, who had all the bills to pay, was blue. TOP KMOW VV HAT toll AM* TAKIMtl I Tito ■•«• l*roo«rlpei» r«r Malaria Chillasnd Foro» isa toiii«o(i>ro,«'> iMi»l«a CblllTonlr lllatimplr lt”u »mlquIulMIs a laatoi«M torta No < un. No I'«, ro>« o. When <<><1 tats Umvs’s T mi «I«« s « hilt Towle. te<-»uM lb« t.'rm ulals nlalalr t>r I rue-ton «very forile »ho« ins that 11 la aismplx Iron ai»l UuU Blue la s lae aieaa forai. No t ur», Ke **ax. toe far Others. "Il souik I s funny to hear you talk ing that wav When we were al col lege you ilidn’l Irrlieve tn eternal punishment at all.” "I know, but 1 didn’t have any enemies then." Krull Direealnga tbr 8ho«n in Chi* Ths Joys ot Hou»« Cltamng. Ths I'o.t dressing for black teath.r 1s Hubby—Ah, my dear you see I orang. Jute. Take • allc. or quarter have c« me home from th«' office an of an oran,» and rub It thoroughly all hour earlier than usual' over the shoe or boot and allow It to Wile—Oh, you dear, good man' I dry Then brush briskly with soft was just wondering who 1 could grt brush until It shines Ilk. a looking to take up throe carpets' glass A most eonienlent <1 resat ng for HOW HE WAS REDUCED. tan «h'-ea la th. Inalil. of a lutnana akin A Men of Courag«. ■» Circumstances Oser Wblch He l(ad Thia Is ratified well and evenly all oisr She — I didn ’t stipp«M you had ths th. abo., and removing all spots and No Control. nerve to kiss me. aa giving a fine polish, dirt aa w.ll "You must hare played some great He—Oh, yes. I have got nerve games of poker lu yuur day," he said to which last la brought out by uat'ig a enough to do anything. the drumnx'r who bad been talking flnannel cloth for wiping dry and an other clean flannel for polishing, A about luck at cards. "Yes, I have,” was the reply. "Yes. allc. of lemon la also use«! aa a tat Stimmar Hatolutlon* leather dressing Patent leather must str, I have had some great games.' * W "IIow large a bet did you ever make, never tie blacked or poltalied with any thing but an oil. They ar. th. hardest may 1 ask?” .uro roll»! I>on> liquor, opium au<l i.iu«oo* kind of shoes lo keep In good order II habita, temi lo» p*rll«ular« lo "One hundred thousand plunks." la necessary to fake a clean sponge and _ , • ... Mo.od to «S® Willi.«* “You don't mean It!" Iidty Intuiti. Á.. »«i *>•>•■ "1 certainly do. Yes. sir; I sat In a dean them from all dirt before apply Ing the oil It may then b. rubt>ed dry a». lï-iMU game to Denver once snd bet $1(X*.OUO r. a. on my hand and I had only one pair In at one. with a flannel or other aoft cloth which will not acratcb th. patent It at that." "What an awful bluff! The others finish Commercial Tribune. laid down tbelr bands, did they?" “Oh. no! One of them called me. He had a full bouse and of course I was beaten.’* "And you you loot $100,1100."* "I did. For the fraction of a second a feeling of faintness stole over me, and things looked wlzzy wazzy. but then I pulled myself together and reached down Into my vest pocket and banded him the money, with a smile." "Great Scott?' sighed the querist as he mopped hla brow. "Think of losing that much money on a turn of the cards! I suppose that Is why you were forced to take to the road?" "Well. no. The winner said that such ALL DRUGGIST®. cheek as mine ought to be rewarded Fst thrm Ilk* c»"4r. and he returned my money. |'(| have tasta good, bid taste ln.,h'XmJd' I CANDY< rim»»« any been all right, only when I g„t i,,,^ to th A"1^.15,nth.r *f’ Ing the bran... J Chicago I put $OOO.WM with II mid l><.t t CATHARTIC a pleasure to tak at hirm y by cnnarrn. liked especially children the whole pile on n horse race nnd lost awr«t«n' th. stomach bx d»»^’ln,Th»t ravira mouth, throat «ml t'’"'1 'A fl,nd from by a nose. That reduced my fortune SWEETENf nresns. Ih«y «Ion form to less thnn $4,000,000, and so I had to Í souring In th« stomach, prsvrnt r« m, Ing In th« bowels, snd kill ’ J,,fl. take up thia business to eke out my In Í THE STOMACH < of sox kind that brssd »nd f««» come. Of course, It's n snd case and *•*•*•*•***■*■* a* a* a* foVV»» tlrs system. ......... „«f. I feel my position keenly, but with per ara purely vegetable and con • 5.",« co.« rurlal or other mineral l"’l.',’n. n,,.,|irinA severance and Integrity I hope to pull «1st of the tales! dlsrovrrles In n> PURELY through tn time to be nbln to pay the Slid form a combination r rich rqualed to msks 'h* bl',T’1,iJ[.|i*u| com’ VEGETABLE cook her wages agnln. Have you n and msk. elssn skin and b«auliru< match, please?” plexlon. , ... alir up Keeley Cure Nine Years to Walk Through fsintlon The largest city of the world Is l,on' don. lying In four counties nn<l having a population of 4,2«I,<M*>. equaling tl... combined populations of Parle, Berlin St Petersburg and Koine -j'o W|||^ through all the alreets, avenues, lanes and alleys of the city, never trnversing the same one twice, would require a ten mile walk every day for nine yearn The streets, placed In a row, would reach around the world, and leave fl remnant that would stretch fi-0,n (rf||| Some men Imagine there la no ac don to Han Francisco. Ladles’ Hume counting for taatea until they are called I Journal. Upon to foot a dressmaker’s bill. Lovers in Borneo. All the suitors of a girl’, bnnd |n When business la dull on the rail- roads, the brakeman talk a I Hint carry Borneo are expected to Im gouerol|, )n their preaenta to her. These presenta ing great quantities of bulk eggs. are never returned; therefore the wily The average man gets angry every young lady defers an long aa possible time he la In the wrong and know» IL a positive »election of the happy llllln Wladom ia often nearer when stoop than when we soar. FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES. When a young mini with money tg||, lies, the people call It “enthtinhinin." LIVER TONIC MILO BUT SURE BOON FOR MOTHERS CURE CONSTIPATION NEVER SOLD IN BULK $100 tone ths stomsch ""d howrl« « d fl,n the Isay liver They do no‘ but ths stools "nd cauro Ihr r d «<"« » (rte strengthrn th. bowels .nd !■' Jac. lively, healthy condition, manias tlon natural. „„i.ilr po«' never grip nor gripe Th'I’rv*k'nd of un' ’I' Itlvelv and never cause any sin «, fortable feeling Taken re.i l.r F»"„ it ths liver act regularly »nd na'ur.nj^ should. They keep the ' |tInc-l.an- properly moving and Ire'P lh" ” . Incresee th. flow of ere. If th- mother »»<» » „ mild her milk mildly Pur«?,*tV»,.bvd to thK’S but certalo effect on the ,’",”a(|v, tat th« they are th. only sat« nursing Infant. _iuciire«n7 token patiently, persistently. "nW i«r form of constipation. f.fied. Th«/ how often Ollier cure are absolutely «u.rantet’d to ettr any ^ ««* r,. or purchase money will b" cn,,r funded. - „nt ff"« eost 10e, to * no r«lll"""'*2! for ths ««king. We P'1'b',."rh ""r|t underteb- but sell <'»« «rets on tbelr m"! and t_ , solute guarantee to cure. box to-day, or write us tor and booklet. r«ir»oo 1UH. avaause aaasar ro., rate»« w------------ “ something just ss good” when C«5*r, 1«, aod furnish evident, upon which ws can convict. AU corrwpondsn