Repartee Ab Ova
"Hello!” exclaimed the egg that
May not be all that la meant by ¿ mpo »«» was still intact, "you appear to be all
BOW, but It will be If neglected
broke up."
The unesalness alter eating, nt. of nerv
"Nevertheless,” replied the one in
ous headache, sourness of the stomach. and the bowl of eggnog, "I'm in good
disagreeable belching may not be very bad spirits."
now, but they will bo If the stomach la
"So I observe. I suppose you'll be
»uttered to grow weaker.
drunk in a little while.”
Impaired Digestion
To Mother* of
Largo Fam Hies
ONE EXPERIENCE ENOUGH.
Farmer Tails Wow Hs Triad •« tors»»
l orn sn<l Fsllml.
M
Aboriqliul iMllari.
When the statue of Washington
ass unveiled at Paris last summer a
ha)>py group of American students
»<u<> »»king lb« ei'lioes from time to
time »Itli their college yell.
Ono
French woman »ai«l nervously to an
other. "Why do they make that
(rightful noise?"
Iler oom|«aniiM» answered with calm
superiority« *'My dear, its ths savsge
in them I”
"Durudest experience 1 ever had.
said the old farmer who was cautlou tig
bls sou against speculation, according
to the Itetrolt Free I'reae. 'Low*
mighty High ruinin' me. tuu follsre
here lu Detroit dou't know uollilB bou
It. You kin squirm an' wriggle au gv
ou yer feel someway», but <l'«'re 'u* •“
Jim was out there in U>» *“• rv* 0
Th« Grip st FUquatts
touu.lilpa »Uh uo l*uk fur to draw ou
au* iHitlt our farms mortgaged up to ths
"W hat’ Marry you?" erimi the fair
"Why, you are only an
tiau'le.”
, v >ung girl.
"How tllil It happen. d»«i? Inquired a|>olog) for a man ”
the son. who has tsvu '•» «!»• rl«hl
■•rrur," he sighed; "but you are
of the market often .uoiigli to make not so lacking in courtesy as to fail
to aceeut mi apology."
himself comfortable
Iler iHxitiling house etiquette for-
•Me au Jim started In fur to cor-
tier corn. I see « pl«»’» lu the «•ouuty hade her flying in the face of conven
(taper telllu' how the thing was done, tion, so »hr resigned herself to fate.
au' I read It to Jim Jim was tbs all
Aaelh«« thing
firedeat «cltitl tuau you ever see ami
calculateil that there wasn't uutli u
"Yes, I'm studying French.
I'm
anybody else couhi do that uie an him going to take a run over to Paris,
eouldu't do. No wo slip» round au you i B *»
bought lu all the corn In the county,
"No vou think that will help you,
(laying a average of 8fi cents a bushel. eh?"
We ouly give out cash where we had
lit. certainly. Il's easy enough
to aud the rest got our J'lnt notes. It to >|M*ak the language '*
jest 'bout filhsl up Jim a double decker
"Yrs, but it's hard to make tlir
luirn, and wheu the stuff was »11 cor Frenchman nndrrstaml it."
neriul tb«*re we sat back and couute«l
K imw H u tslllaqa.
up what we »»« n'golu’ to make.
■'Iks Nimmons kliu 'round and wanted
Mr. Ilomrly is not a Iw-auty and lie
ter git ten bushel tor keep fur a«‘«*«llu . know* it
B hrn his first baby waa
I asked him a plum dollar a bushel and 1 born hr a»k«'«l I
tole him he ni’eiln't take It lose hs
"Docs it look hkr me?”
liked. We argled aud then we clinched
O( <*our<u< thrv »ai«l yrs
ami he was wrapping me 'round a apple
"Well,'' aaul hr, "you miMt break
tree wheu yer maw Interfered Mo an ■ it to my wdr gently,"
Jim had four or ths pitched battles
like that and wu figurin' ou glttin'
Th« ixsll, 8«<gar.
»hot guns st wboleaale by taklu' two
"I'm hungry, air,"said the l**ggar
when we found out that all the farmer» "Won't you gnr mr enough to get a
up there was buy In' corn front tbs meal?”
counties J'lnln. They were so dinged
"Ilcre. my gmal man,'* said Mr
mad they wouldn't glvs ua nothin' for Pompiia. "here'a a |w>nny for you."
dure an' we had to haul II sixteen miles
"O' thank you. air
By the way,
and sell It to a bauker with a elervator have you a pepsin tablet about you?
fur 20 rents a bushel. Took me ten I always gel dysprpaia when I overeat
years' liaril labor ler git even, aud I myself."
never had uo use fur corners or specu
lators or bankers since. Keep oulen IL
me boy.”
SYSTEMIC CATARRH
Peculiar to Summer Weather
Promptly Cured by Pe-ru-na.
1 b this workaday world few women
so placed that physical exertion
By applylug • prolougeil (treasure ot are
•s not constantly demanded of them in
pounds to the square lueb a their daily life.
Montreal profeasor makes marble flow
Dyspepsia I. such a miserable disease
Ws make a special appeal to mother»
that the tendency to It abould be given
like molasses
of large famihea whose work ia novel
On. U m lor a Missionary.
early attention. This |. completely over
The density of population lu the done, and many of whom suffer, and
Rev. Mr. Goodlcigh—I understand
Suffer for lack of intelligent aid.
come by
that the last missionary that was hers United Ntatee la greatest In the Dis-1
To women, , young or old. rich or
trict
of
Columbia.
There
the
number'
poor, we extci nd an invitation to accept
was eeteemed very much by you?
ot
Inbabltanta
to
the
square
mile
la
free
advioa. Ob, women ! do noi Ivi
Chief Uppi—No, sah; we roasted
which (trengthen.thew bole dlgeitlveiy Mem
M.6dfi.39.
I him, uh.
The late Professor Marsh, of Yale,
Couldn't Pawn IL
A Hallo«»» AacaaslonlaS Kilt«».
bequeath«*d bls bouse and grouuda for,
They are to be
A balloon aaeenslonisl ws» recenti» kilt» a botanical garden.
Mr. Straits—It may seem a strange
ed whila makiug one ot his dariug trips. made the home of the uewly created
thing for me to do on such a • short
. a lair
Life ib
is loovaiuAiiie
too vallinole io trine
irida wim
with 111
in iwui*
fool-
acquaintance, Miss Slasher, out
I
1 hanir adventure».
It ia better lo employ School of Forestry.
have cal led to pledge you my love.
our-elvea in peacefill pursuits »here we
A Kansas boy in China writes that
Miss Slasher—Y ou have made a may be »ecurs Then if we lake care of the custom of the Chinese lu burying
our health, we can live to s good ohi age.
mistake, Mr. Straits.
Mias Eisen» The beat means of prompting g««Hl lies It h their dead Ti mounds above tbs Isvel
heffer, the pawnbroker's daughter, IS Hosteller'» Slom.i. h Hiller« Tin- med of the grouud ’’makes the whois coun
icine cures drspepsis. indigestion, consti try look like an exaggerated prairie1
lives in the next block.
pation, flatulency and insomnia. He »ure
MINN MARIE COATN.
dog town.”
io cry IL
The Summer Motel.
Miss Marie Coats, president ot th»
A revolutionary war claim for >400. >
Young Guest—It seems to me that 1
Appleton Young Ladirn' Club, writ««
Friday Not Unlucky.
the original value of which was >49.09.
you don’t object to the moequitoes' Quizz—Do you think Friday an un contracted under the act of ITT», has
the following concerning Peruns
singing in your room.
Appleton, Wis.
been liquidated by the Treasury De- 1
lucky day to move.
Old Guest«—You bet I don’t? Why,
The Peruns Medicin« Co . t'olmn.
Bizz—Not for me.
I moved on part ment. The Interest and principal
when
are
singing
1 | ' Friday and found out if I'd waited amounted to >12.W&20.
bus, 0.:
- . the mosquitoes
A. -
..
. -
Gentlemen—"I llml Pcruna an ei.
can hear the university glee chib un|il satutday mv goods would have
A special agent of the United State»
ocllenl spring ami summer nuxliems
practicing on the piazza.
BlUched for rent
Department of Agriculture report»!
ami am glad to call the attention ,,f
The IWat Prescript!»» for Malaria
that beyond doubt grain can be I
my friends to it. When that languid,
Olli! and Fewer la a bottle of Grove’s Taateleea
mature«!
anywhere
lu
Alaska.
Bar
lire«! feeling cornea over you, ami
Chill Tonic. It ia »imply iron and quinine in
your
II
v«a
be
sacrificed
when
a
word
of
ley. oata. wheat and rye have devel-!
a taatelee* form. No euro. No Pay. Prlco 60c
your food no longer tastes g«M»i. ai)g
at the first approach of weak
oped perfectly from seed accidentally . hdviee
small
annoyanocs irritates you, Peru-
neaa.
may
fill
your
future
years
with
Surely It Does.
■own and grown wil«L Flax of good healthy joy. Address a letter t<> Mrs
na will make you feel like another
Daughter—Which ia correct, papa.
quality has also Ix-en growu
Pinkham's laboratory, Lynn Maas.,
person inside of a week. I have now
Miss Brown married Mr. Smith, or
An Oklahoma country postmaster and you will not be disappointed
used it for three lesaini and llml it
" When 1 began to take Lydia E
Mr. Smith married Miss Brown?
sent the following notice to the postal |
very reliable and efficacious "—Maris
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound 1 wag
Papa— That depends, my child.
department: ’ Nur I wish to notify you | not
Coates.
able to do mv housework. 1 suf
Had he the money, or had she?
that on next Wednesday this otHc will fered terribly at time of menstruation.
If vou do not derive prompt and
tie shot as I am gone dear Imut. You Several doctors told me they could de
aalialactory results from the u»e of
In
October.
1896.
one
Monday
UMertuaste.
Peruns, write at onee to Dr Hart
morning the Rushford school did not kin fire me If you see AL but I'll give nothing for me. Thanks to the Pink
"Education may be a good thing," open and it was reported that the you aplnter that I'm the only man In ham advice and medicine I am now
man, giving a full statement <>f your
well,
and
caa
do
the
work
for
right
la
said the man with the stubby mous teacher had gone insane. The physi the nayliorbood that klu rede and rite.”
esse and he will lw |ilesM-<| to gi»«
the family.
tache, "but if my parents had not cian
..........
you Ilia valuable atlviee gratis
in t_______________________
attendance pronounced the I The moot recent triumph of the
"I would recommend Lydia E. Pink
Address Dr Hartman, president of
instilled in my mind so great a rev-1 trouble nervous prostration and said French postal administration Is au in ham's Vegetable Compound to al)
The Hartman Nanitarium, Columbus
erence for grammar I am almost sure that school work was mentally and genious little machine, which not only mothers with large families." - M ks .
Ohio.
I could have been a poet.
physically impossible.
The teacher, automatically weighs letters and sam C sbbib B blj . xvili . x . Ludington. Mich
who is now Mrs. L. A. Gullickson. of ples, but records on sn indicator at J.! 1
Piso'a Cure for Consumption is an infal
lible medicine for coughs and colds.—N. Rushford. Minn., in a recent inter the side the amount required for
Prepared for th« Wont.
W. S amoxl . Ocean Grove, N. J., Feb. 17. view published in the Star of that stamps. When the article deposited on
"Yes, Briscom’s wife insists on
1900.
. place, gives the true story of the event. the balance exeee«ls the regulation
CAUGHT AT HIS OWN GAME.
"To begin at the beginning," she weight the Indicator promptly hoists running their auto.”
"I
noticed
the
fact
when
they
Cunfi<len«-e
Man Was Too tuaBdins
said, "when 1 was about seven years I the sign. Too heavy.”
with th» bupiKwod Former.
CHAMPION BINDERS JOHN POOl.E, 1‘iirtland, Oregon,
passed. But why does Rriscom sit in
"I see that Maxie has decorated her of age a sudden fright brought on a
The
plan
of
the
Central
Pacific
Rail
Waiting
at
the
uulon
depot
wss
a
»••l »• Martlaos m « ml
that cramped position?’’
room in the hotel with swords, guns, I dreadful
-
condition of nervousness.
"He’s all braced for a hasty jump. ” round fared man with au attractive
pistols and foils."
When, in 1896, I was injured in a road to cut off 10T miles by crossing
Caa give you ths beat bargains la
countenance, eyes that Invited confi
"No wonder.
She always was a runaway accident, this, combined with Great Salt iAke Involves a great engl- I
Buggies. Flows, Hoilsrs and F.ngmsa,
TO CURB A «-OLD IN ONB HAY
\
dence and rather lung hair that waved
great girl for having arms around my former trouble, made me so ill neerlng problem. The lake has to be Taka
9
Wiu-'milla an<I I'umt*« mil tinaaral
Loxati«« Bromo Quinine Tablet« All
crossed
at
a
point
w
here
It
Is
thirty-
'
her.”
that I was unable to open school the
irngylBtM refund the money If it falle to cure. from a flue forehead. He was dressed
Machinery. 8es ua before buying
signature ioon rach box.
two mles wide, trestle-work being ne i K. wTOrove's ----------------------------------
In clericals and looked the part. When
following Monday.”
World*! Record Apple.
the old farmer took a scat after buying
Where do You
"Waa it true that you were report cessitated for the whole of the dla-
York in Australia.
{ mampw
a ticket for Ypallnntl the two fell Into
British Columbia grew the worlds ed to be insane?” asked the inter tance. excepting two miles across tha
Sell Your Hides? r«r asr.
Western Australia has in York a cuu vernal Ion
rocky Promontory point. The view
record apple last year.
It was 16 viewer.
*
|*<y th* Higbr«|
The minister broughi the talk around
inches in circumference and weighed
"Yes, and the members of my afforded passengers over the new route »veil known pastoral district uliich
bears a peculiarly appropriate name to pickpockets and men who fool you We GoararNeo
one pound and three ounces.
family thought that I was becoming will be novel and picturesque.
Ohas. L* Mastlck A Oo.
TbAi «he Krcwnlrle Wpn»rbci WhA#l <»n this
so. Words Jo not express tne agony
A notice board has been erected on i in association with the visit to Aus out of your money, ami expressed a lti*< bln» »HI git <* Sil • bs»»lUlA gAHl of lfib>) per , 76 Front St , cor Osh. Portland. Or
tralasia
of
the
Duke
and
Duchess
of
Holt«*« School.
I endured with my head and eyes. shore near to the naval anchorage at
great dreatl of them, runs a story lu ernt of ps>«»f Al tttn« ol ttetng An4 JiArhArglng
Cornwall and York. It waa first peo- the Detroit Free Press. He cluug to bundi«*.
A iiKSAt PIIIK 'll K
kt Menlo Perk, Son Mateo County. Cal., with The least noise would cut through Woo-Sung. China, with the following
1 hw Fmrr fc*w4 > lerAlrx will watt»» i <«« a grain I
?led
by
immigrants
mainly
from
It» beautiful, enrronndinc«. perfect elimate. my nerves like a knife.
Of I no>
autrfe **f th» Sfitta Yr.’k Dry i.re-afg
1 was hot Information: "We open at Woo-Sung,
this topic uutli the noise of a row was than < n o hrr Threw !• L a «« shaiiwring
careful aupervlelon, thorough Instruction,
('«•
‘
b
g«x>d*,
I'Bmag t| by vx B|»r o il», !• p a e.|
’orkshire.
TI»* KrllAf Keb<* brAfw inner And of plAltorm
complete laboratories. and cymnaaium. easily and cold by flashes, had piercing on the south of the telegraph company,
heard from the outside anti be eipress c I aat
oo
TH6 I 4PMII •! «St.« It»:!, and Is
maintain» it» position in tne front rank» of pains in my temples and in the back
04
»
mt
«««4M.
«»»«
tentb H» *• u*
e«l a desire to see what was the mat Itrnon» of thmA using < hAmp<ob BlndAf
for sale of foreign tnllk. the taste are
schools for bora on the Pacific CoaaL Ira U.
Th«» bum -g r«»»aifit« of Blm.-Bt • «•>» ihitig |g
•AV • it bAfi no rvfual.
of my head and a red mist was con sweet, the milk are pure, the price are
Holtt, Ph. D., Principal.
iLn i tir .»I I r y «o «1 » »t1.|«r «-r. M g an
ter.
4 BT. Ri d t«l»g « W hoir*«# » «»tir W . Il « «»tiltBt>4
stantly before my eyes.
SOU CATMI.OUVK-
“Come on.” be shout«*«!, ns he started.
just We have not put any water
I« r Irti ■ ave. al le»BUd tbrfr ll.rf* «l.l b«
How She Knew.
“I was dizzy and faint with fearful In It If examine out won't pay slnxle
plenty t«»r rf»ff um
"No, my friend." replied the farmer,
I «I «vgry Inady r®n»« th» <>|»f«vftut>|ty fe
I
Little 8ister—I guess you accepted nausea, which nothing relieved. I cash. If you want to buy It you will
"not If you have any money about you
lifBtiMB
Al TH K I F.X l»P •(
could take no solid food for 10 days, know the foreign cow chop. No. 1
Tbg
b Hargalti xtota
Mr. Sweetly.
It Is sure to be taken from you In a Ftnssad Tayka« »«a
roBTLaMB, ua |
710 **•« •»«•! £ r , «ti r M «ah
The Grown-up One— What makes but lived on milk and lime water. milk. Ylb Plngshan dairy.”
rough crowd like that.”
.........
■
When the doctor had treated me for
you think so?
“Here, you bold It an<l my watch un
The forestry department of the NL
— —— — —^»
OS^P P 9 Th* Fvriaeiloa ot » all Fl a» i ar. sill no« 1» I ■>* -raa
Little Sister— He don't give me nearly six weeks without helping me, Louis fair Intends to have an exhibí-
til I run out a few mlnutea. am! then
w PKN t
though a !•«»•»« occur by iba b,.r»Ung
sa«a, H»*s
Mrs. J. Webster, a nearby friend,
candy any more.
1'11 hold your valuables while you go."
recommended Dr. Williams’ Pink tlon that will be an object lesson to all
_
— ___—
«an.l < m ysur a44rand r... re rur lar
“All right, don't be too long.'' and the
I took them who see It of the practical side of wood
TOO KNOW WHAT TOC ABB TAKING Pills for Pale People.
fia’azfe*..... .. ...... •
Genuine
fanner accepted bls trust.
working
In
all
Ita
phases
and
bram
lies.
faithfully
for
not
quite
three
months
Wbea vou taka Grove’s Tasteless Chill Tonic,
When the minister rvturn<*d the far
THE ADAMANT OO.9
It
will
show
the
w<x»ds
of
the
country
bee. um the formula is plainly printed on every and waa perfectly cured.
II
tad I
I have never
bottle showing that it is steeply Iron and Qu.-
mer was goue. Never dl<! a < lerlcal
Foot of Hlb HI taa U
PorHonti. Orason,
and the uses to which they are adapt
cine ia a taatelesa form. No Cur«. Ne Pay. Mr. heard of a single case where they did
mas«|uera<le route to a quicker end. Hs
not prove beneficial and know of sev ed; It will endeavor to show where
rush«*«! around muttering things pro
Not Oyster» Alone.
eral persons who have taken them suc they grow, at what price the standing
fane, kept his hand In his hip p«x*keL THE AULTMAN & TAYLOR MACHINERY CO.
timber
can
be
bought,
the
size
of
the
cessfully
for
rheumatism.
”
Church—Let's see; what ia it we
SullUara ot lll«h O»Sda
an«! told everytMaly but the |>ulleemau
I Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale tract, accessibility and everything that
have to go without in the months
that he could llek any farmer that ever
THRESHERS, CLOVER MULLERS, HORSE POWERS, TRACTION
People are not like other medicines. a prospective purchaser would want to
without R?
wore shoe leather. Half au imur later
AND FARM ENGINES AND BOILERS, SAW MILLS, ETC.
They act directly on the blood and know.
t Gotham—Heavy flannels.
Must Bear Signature of
he was making things blue. '*1'11 know
nerves. This makes them invaluable
Wolves are Increasing rapidly In
EDWARD HUGHE8, General Agent.
him If I ever sec him again. 1 don't «'are
Ba war« of Ointments ’ for Catarrh That in such diseases as locomotor ataxia, many parts of the forest lands of
Catalocw Msikd F«s.
182-18« Madison St., Poritand. Oregon.
how
he's
dreaa«*d.
and
I'll
cut
him
Into
Contain Mercury,
partial paralysis, St. Vitus' dance, Northern Canada. This Is undoubted
iuch squares. I don't 'low any man to
As mercury will rarely destroy the sense of sciatica, neuralgia, rheumatism, nerv ly due to the large Increase In the
smell and completely derange the whole sys ous headache, the after effects of the
make a tucker of me am! live to blow
herds of deer throughout the country.
tem when entérina it through the mucous sur
IWrtifwA |««nto f<»r intontiob«
about it."
faces. Such articles should never be used ex* grip, palpitation of the heart, pale As these have grown In numls-rs so
In IhA I nll*<1 MAlfiMAHl >r«.|A
rept on prescriptions from reputable physi and sallow complexions and all forms
munirirw
Al*» »ng«»tlAtrfi mar
•'Nome guy crosa-. «»inter on the <on
cian«, as the damage thev will do is ten fold to
have the wolves that live npon them.
b‘»ta an4 défend« J»«!'’lit inr«*o
game, Dick?"
the rood you can possibly dérivé from them
of weakness either in male or female. Fleeing from the ravages of the wolves
lions
Hairs Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J.
No bAllwr lArmt <»r faril ti««
At all druggists or direct from Dr. the deer have made their way toward
"None <ff your business; but If tfuit
Cheney A Co., Toledo, O., contains no mercury,
LhAtl «»• Offtr «»blAlUA>>G* Attf-
FOR HEADACHE»
and is taken internally, acting directly upon Williams Medicine Co., Schenectady,
mug didn't do the farmer na well an I
wherw
l'AWment <»( our f**«
Chamber
of
Commoroe,
the
settled
parts
of
the
country,
until
tha blood and mucous surfaces of the syatem
mAjr bw 4ffl«*rr«'d till ixiwnl »•
FOR DIZZINESS.
Price 50 cents per box; six In many places they have lieevnie a
did the sky pilot I'll jump off tin- <lm k
In buying Hall’s Catarrh Cure be sure you get N. Y.
a II owa »!
Write fwr pAtuphlAt
PORTLAND,
ORECON.
the genuine It is taken internally, and made boxes R2.5O.
FOR BILIOUSNESS.
lie bail a bunch with him as thick an
nuisance to farmers. In whose fields of
in Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney « Co. Testi
your
arm.
too.
But
he's
got
all
my
stuff
FOR TORPID LIVER.
monials free.
oats and other grain they often do con
Sold by Druggists, price 75c. per bottle.
Our People Well Fed.
ami K>8» lamb's got to make grxxl."
FOR CONSTIPATION.
siderable damage.
Hall’s Family Pills are the beat.
It had simply been a case of dlamoti«!
D«<rad«d far Rthglous Screpl««.
The people of the United States
FOR SALLOW SKID.
The managers of a department store
are the best fed people of the world, in Harlem. N. Y.. have rescued Charles
Th. Difference.
FDR THE COMPLEX!OR ent diamond.
An Austrian officer, the Marchese
Tacoli, declined a challenge on ac
"iTow can you go out with Fred and consume more per head and year Krelg. one of their employes, from the
Electric Eel's Victim.
He ia auch a than the inhabitants of any other dutches of a particularly rapacious
Squandret, Inaura?
At the Zoological Gardens a large count of religious scruples two years
country of the world.
loan shark. In 1898 be borrowed >20.
spendthrift.”
electric eel was swimming in Its tank ago. lie was not only dcgra«led from
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
He .penda it
"What if he ia?
giving bls note snd receiving only >14.
with more sctlvlty than usual, when a his rank, but lias been order«! to
If m torn t * r^uiBF Maltby •«*••• "2-?.
nearly all on me.”
the remainder being retained as com- j
big cockroach fell In the water, and In nerve out his time na a private in the bo««!«
ABAry <Uy.
r« ••<*!»* •*11 •** ,Mr**
His Egg Butin«»».
mission. The note has been renewed
its efforts to get out made a disturb ranks.
rtoiAAt
pbyfit« at p«ll poioon »• ‘’•"••J”"• [JJ
Try Before Too Bnyt
over and over again. >6 being deducted
■MKHbaal. AA b I em C K m » b I pArÍACl WA| Of RBAldMt*®
“I am going into the egg btisin« -s,” ance of the surface, which aitni«-t<*<l
Po«mi by Kiaq Jams» I.
M • alt a I aaf a »4 «I aaa i « tu lasa
Ten cente bay» a box of t'aacareta, bat If yoa This sfgnatars is on every box of the fan a ins each time, and although tie had innds said one city man to another.
the attention of the eel. The eel turned
want a free sample and booklet, adreaa merlin*
An interesting literary discovery is
"But chickens are difficult to man around, swam past It, discharged Its
Remedy Company, Chlcagoor New York to-day!
Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets many payments the loan sharks de
CANOT
lha rewMKly that creo a coin In eno Bay clared he still owed them >196. Threats age in any considerable number, 1 urn lialtery at about eight Inches off. and rc|w>rtc<l from Oxford, where a num-
CATHARTIC
Paul Revert'» Invention.
Is
’
r
oi
hitherto
unknown
poems
by
of persecution for usury Induced them told.”
the cockroach Instantly stopped atone
One Glance Was Enough.
“I intend to dispense with chickens dead. It did not even move its anten King James I have liern found in the
to cancel the note on payment of >14.
Paul Revere, the famous revolu
They are stated
entirely. I shall simply raise egg nae after. The rel then proceeded to Bodleian library.
Mr. Cityman—What on earth do
tionary hero, was an inventor and
Forgot and Kissed the Queen.
plants. ”
was the first in this country to refine you want with such an enormous
swallow Ita victim, and the narrator to l>e undoubtedly genuine and licer
Courtly old Richard Vaux, of Phila
the royal autograph.
and roll copper.
The concern he woodpile?
CITQ P«rman«ntlr Cured. No fiLi er iiervuu»D«r goes mi to point out the curious circum
Mr. Subbubs— Protection against delphia. could boaat that he had danced MIO after ftnrt Uy’« of hr K Im«'« fJ rr*t Nerr< stance that the fish, which weighed
founded in 1801, the Revere Copper
Bend for PR KE 9*2.00 trial Ind tie wl treat
Damage Suit Lawyer's Wolth.
with Queen Victoria, but there win a Reetorer.
tramps.
Co., still exists at Canton, Mass.
im . D*.R. H K limr , Ltri.,v3l ArcbSt.. Philatl'Iphia.Pa. about
twelve pounds, should find It
PteMsm. ralaiabla Haani TsaiaO«^J,nlir7u
young American girl who went even
A lawyer named Patterson died a Bavar ai<-a«n t>»as«n ot drtt*, K*
ft.
worth while to fire Its heavy artillery nt
For
fra« »ampia, ari ««»■«!•« <m b«’»im A?»"“
further, for she kissed the queen. And
* ggrieved Woman Aquitted.
a creature an Inch and a half long, few days ago in Brooklyn, leaving
B—.«, <•***>>. . u--«- BMW m I i •-*
”
It was not much of a day for kissing
A woman in Adrian, Mich., who when It couhi mslly have swallowed It alxnit |I,()OO,(|OO, nearly all made by
queens, at that, aw the Anglo-American protested without avail against a Mns fncon. Chambers’ Journal.
conducting damage suits in cases of
tells the Incident.
ii' i'iileiits and |>cr»onal injuries, the
gambling den which got all her hus
“First Mate In the Union.”
She was an American debutante, band’s earnings, set out with a can of
defendants living chiefly street rail
A dapper young negro applM nt the road ami similar corjiorationa.
young and pretty, and In her confusion kerosene and burned the place to the
In making the courtesy, she committed ground. She was acquitted in court. Treasury Department for a position
KNOW THE VALUE Of
Sullivan'» Inttrumcnfi Sold Well.
just as the reporter of the Washington
the frightful solecism of kissing her
Millions of little glands or tubes connect the blood with the skin, and through
.................
-----------
Star happened along.
these small
drain pipes perspiration
passes 1 < out, carrying with it the impurities that
majesty. Instantly recognizing the
Sixteen of the violins and violon
pores of the skin be entirely
are thrown off by tne blood. Should the ■ poree
. closed for enormity of her offense, the poor girl
“What can you do?” asked one of the cello* owned by the late Hir Arthur
Laxativa Bromo-Qulnlne Tablet» cure scold In secretaries.
even a brief space of time, and the poisonous matter forced back into the circula nearly fainted.
Hullivnn were recently sold for fl,-
one day. No curs, No Fay. Price 26 cents
tion, instant death would result. In addition to the sweet glands, the skin is
"Anything, sab, anything”
She
hurried
home
in
the
most
HiXI. The greatest price realiz«’«l for
dla-
provided with certain others which pour out upon it an oily substance, k-eping
Accurate DcKription.
"What State tire you from?"
any one nt tlin instruments waa >850,
tressed state of mind. The American
akin pliable and soft and protecting it from neat and cold. The 1 .oodai d skin
He drew himself up proudly. "I'm which whs (mid for a violoncello by
i
"What kind of cover is that on
are so closely relate 1 that whatever affects one »'-ricu*ly interferes with ' e func minister was Immediately summoned,
tions of the other. Not only health, but life itself, dapends upon perfect harmony and was asked by her parents to pre your umbrella?” asked the inquisi from the first Htate In the Union snh ” Joseph Guarnerius.
OILED CLOTHING
"New York?”
between the blood and skin. When, therefore, the _
— __ _s sent her abject apologies through tha tive friend.
IT WU-k
blood become» poisoned from any cause, it quickly fattPIIAI 090 proper channels.
SwtstnMsls for Wlvts.
"No, nah; Alabama, sab.”
"Well,” answered the unblushing
“
EP
. JSiD"’
manifests itself upon the akin in the form
.a _____ a w— ___ — —
person,
"judging
by
the
way
it
came
"But Alabama Isn't the first Htate Io
Simultaneously the minister received
At the "stag dinner” ot the Fiah-
of sores and ulcers, pimple» and variou» £Xf-M*W** r019090
the Union.”
WETTEST WEATHER
into
my
possession
and
the
way
it
a
note
from
her
majesty's
secretary,
mongers
’
company
in
Ixmdon
each
eruptive diseases. By the character of the
__
“Alphabetically speaking, «ah; alpha man gets u casket ot sweetmeata to
saying that Victoria recognized the will probably depart, I should call
•ore we are enabled to determine the nature of the poison or humor in the blood,
betically speaking.”
as every disease originating in the blood has its own peculiar »ore or pimple. The
carry home to his wife. And the out
young girl’s embarrassment and sent it a changeable silk.”
akin is not only affected by the poisons generated in the system, but pouonnfrom her an Invitation to a state dinner. Of
side caskets make neat work baskets.
A
Narrow
Escape.
without enter through the open glands
or
pores
and
quickly
infect
the
blood.
gland,
<5
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth-
course this not only silenced all ad
“I rather fancy this,” said Miss Thur
skin will produce Rheumatism
Rheumatism, and Poison Oak and Ivy
Mercury rubbed upon the akin
Ing Syrup the be.t remedy to use lor their
Quakan In Cuba.
»»A other wild planta gain easy access to the blood through the skin. As so-called verse criticism, but opened at once to children during the teething period.
tlod,” trying on a very girlish hat
skin diseases originate in tne blood, the application the young woman every door of fash
One
of
the
curiosities of Cuba I* a ■ r CLUB IKT* FOR P>f3[XSlON
"Well.” remarked the milliner, un
IL Writs tsHtaTH*» ■
_ „
„Ill r»-
Traveling With Ox Team».
BlOOtl—“ ol powders, soaps and waahes can do no permanent ionable Ixmdon.
Quaker meeting house which ha* Iren If
guardedly,
"that
would
be
becoming
»ICkfOSp, Wasklsfios, 0. C(. K
Mal
" ■* w
good, but often do immense damage by
erected nt Gibara, near Hiinthigo, II aalvs quirk raplle. H Sth N- ' lt7n
A
novel
vacation
trip
is
being
taken
to
young
ladles
of
a
certain
age.
”
Her Day Out.
Soft* Hoolthv Skin Closing up the outlet to these little tubes
20tb
Corps.
Froseaullns
claim»
»•"
—
-
*^
and interfering with the natural action
"And you mean to any my age Is un Ihe congregation of Friends i* said to
The Maid—Of course, mem, I'm by Banker Jenkins and a party of
number
over
200.
of the skin. The treatment must begin with the blood, and the acid or other pois- awful sorry about your losing your hus eleven friends, from Carrelton, Kan. certain?”
OM antidoted or neutralized. 8. S. 8. does this and purifies the circulation, builds
“Well, er yes. Until s young worn
band, and I'd like to make things ngree- They are traveling across the stale
Llv« Up Stain and H* Htalthy
nn the blood and flushes the little glands or pores with pure, new blood, and
of Colorado in an old style prairie an gets to be 24 or 25 her age Is always
able
to
you,
but
I
see
you
have
set
the
rertew» healthy action to the skin. The use of coemetics never yet brought health
schooner behind relays of oxen spans. uncertain. That hat's loo old for you ’’
Ncientists have declared that the
funeral
for
Thursday,
You'll
have
to
and beauty to a rough, red, pimply skin or sallow complexion. What is needed
- Philadelphia Press.
purest air in cities ia found about 52
is rich, pure blood, such as 8. 8. 8. makes. It not only relieves you of all disfigur change It.
feet above the street, and hence it is Sum.r»r Reaolutlont
ing blackheads, blotches and irritating, itching eruptions, but improves your general
The Mistress -Have to clfange It,
Itusslan Hallways.
ge.
condudMi that the healthiest »part-
health
8 9, 8. contains no mercuiy, potash, arsenic or other mineral, but is a Jane?”
Russian railways are the most dan
merits are those on the third floor.
purely'vegetable remedy and the safest and best in all blood and skin troubles
The Maid—You can't have forgotten,
Syrup. TWO Good. UM
gerous In the world. Thirty persons
Write our physician» for advice or information • they have made a study of blood
I»
tima.
Sold
br
dmiflMa.
mem,
that
It
la
my
day
out
-Boatou
In
every
million
passengers
ars
either
a. r. a. ■,
Sur. rsHs...«^-
and akin diseases and you can have the beat medical advice without coat. Book os
killed sr hurt
Transcript.
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The Teasher Injured In a Run
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