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LITTLE JIM'S FRIEND. Humors They take possession of the body, and are lx»rd» of Misrule. They are attended by pimple*, bolls, the Hehl ng tetter, salt rheum, end other cu taneous eruptions; by reeling* of weakness, languor, general debility end wbat not. I They cause mor* lutferlng than anything else. H*altb. strength, Peace and Pteasure require their «xpulalon. and thl* la posi tively effected. according to thousand» of grateful testimonials, by Juryman—Y«a, we brought in a verdict of death from natural causes. Reporter—But an iron lieant fell on BOY’S FATHER WOULD him from the fourth floor! PART WITH MOLLY. Juryman—Of courne. Wasn't that natural? You wouldn’t expect it to fall tip on tlie eighth floor, would you? That been at worl bast'menk NOT extraordinary collections over got to gather, and you may say on my estl- mate, aa a member of the committee, that this princely bankrupt is not liv ing at the rate of leas than $75.000 yearly." Hood’s Sarsaparilla “No. sir! Molly ain't 'Just acts o’ tba Miss Bridesoon—What ia your idea cows,' She's our frlsnd, la Molly, an' Which radically end permanently drives of the ideal lover? them out and builds up the whole system. Mias Yellowleaf—The one who mar I’vs reason to say It, I have. -Tell you, air? Why o' coursa. If ys ries. Ml «>apv mw* ------ care to hear. When Molly was a bit of •Fiwgww ws Th* Trust Prah>em. a calf, hardly a year old. tny llttla Jlui "Have you heard a robin yet?" To a thoughtful mind, the trust problem “No, but I've seen a woman with is one of *enous Import. It must be firmly was 3. an' afraid o' nothing, big or lit- her head tied up in a towel beating a grappled with, for n creeps upon society tlo. Toddlin' after tn« all day long. h«’d before you are aware of Ils existence. in go about the house an' our little bit of a carpet in the back yard. " this respect much resembling tbe various garden an' the pastuC tvehlnd. an* never disorder* which attack the stomach, such tiring of It; an' when I mowed or raked as constipation, indigestion, dyspepsia, bil iousness. liver »nd kidney troubles. Hos- the grass or boed the garden he was tsitsrs btoniach Ritters is the one reliable alwus a-helpin’ But above all he loved remedy for all such ailments. Be sure to to be held up to ‘see Molly’ ar to ‘pet give it a trial. Wanted to Know. i Molly.’ Peril* of th« Pol**. Papa—Oh, no! Washington never "1 useel to hold her soft nooa down told a lie. when he kissed her ‘good Three expeditions are trying to for him Johnny—Who attended to that part locate the south pole, and six are night' an' the firs' thing in ths ntorn of his strategy for him, pa? after the one at the other end of the In', before he was downstairs, when I’d world. This means nine new faces let the cows out to th« paatur*. hla curly Hoitt’« School. head wtt half out o' the winder an’ ha At Mrrlo Part, Ran Mateo Coanty, Cal., with JM the lecture platform next year. a-callln', 'Good mornln'. Molly.' Ito beautiful, aurroundiuga, perfect eiimat«. careful supervision, thorough instruction, "He waa hardly 5 years old—no, he complete laboratorie«, and gymnaeium, eaailjr wasn't 5— when he used to try an’ milk maintains its position iu the front ranks of schools for boys on the Pacific Coast. Ira G. her; an' the eretur'd stand as gentle an* Hoitt, Pb. D., Principal. still as If sb« knew tbs little feller'd be easy hurt, with her head turned half Clearly True. THE UPS AND DOWNS IN THE sideways, «-«eeruln’ to say, “AH right “What do think of thia idea that young ‘un. as long aa It amuses youf I LIFE OF A CLERK. Mars is sending signals?” asked Mr. bad to finish the milkin', the little Beechwood. hands got so tired; yet he hated to give ’’There’s nothing on earth in it!” A Tale of ■lerertane »»4 MI mo Wilk • In. You wouldn’t 'a' believe IL sir. to replied Mr. Homewood, emphatically. ■appy Kadlng- The World Soo mod see the spunky way that little chap o' All Vary Dark ft»» a While. 5 years would stick to It—«-milkin' that Mothers will And Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth A clerk s life, ordinarily, is a very cow! ing Syrup the best remedy to use tor their humdrum one with but very little children during the teething period. "Daytimes when sne was In the pae- variety to the daily routine. But tur', he was alwus a-runnln* down te Ml* Rsason. Mr. Free! R. Morton of No. 80 Vesper the gate to ask her bow she waa gettln* Portland Me., had an experi- on to-day. or did she think it was gotn’ First Tramp.—Why didn't yer street, ______________ swipe dat feller’s chainless bicycle ence recently which has made his life to rain? an* things like that— ma kin' a datyer went after last niight? j now a very happy one. In telling a reg’lar playmate out o’ her; 'cauee be Second Tramp—Well, I found out reporter of what he went through he was our only child an' I s'poee som«- dere was a chainless dorg in de yard, said: tltues be was lonely like. An* to see "I had been suffering with stomach him take out a drink o' water to Molly trouble for about two years. Every In his little tin dfpjier! I used to 'moot day about ten o'clock in the morning BaMonr Seed tor SB ■ bust a-laughln' to see her big red ETba.B.11 KMU.U4 and three o’clock in the afternoon I tongue a-lappln’ out the few drops he'd became faint and felt so Imd that if I Revolution of Watch Wheel». gen'ly bare left, as If It was Just wbat did not sit down 1 would fall. That The main wheel of a watch makes sensation usually lasted for about an she wanted! “WelL Jim was only 6 year old when 1,460 revolutons in a year; the second hour and when noon came I had no be waa took sick, suddent. Lord knows or center wheel, 8,760; the third appetite for lunch. wheel, 70,080; the fourth wheel. 525.- “I saw Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for what It was! We dou't, an' the doctor 600; and the fifth or scape wheel, Pale People advertised in the daily □ever did, 'though alwus a lookin' wise 4,731,860. papers about a year ago and decided an* a-eajrtn' he'd be out ’roun* tn a few I felt relief from the days. But Jim, lyin' there burnln' with Bowaro of Ointment« for Catarrh That to try them. first box and after I had taken six fever, would hear the low 'Moo-oo!' an’ Contain Mercury* ▲a mercury will eurelr destroy the sen$e of boxes my disease was cured. I do not hie eyes would open an' look bright as •men and completely derange the whole sys take them now but always keep them he'd smile an' say. 'Good-night. Molly! tem when entering it through the mucous sur- facea. Ruch articles should never be used ex in the house. 11iave told my friends I'll see you in the morning'.* cept on prescriptiona from reputable physi what these pills have done for me and I "But that Molly! Tbe first night be cians, as the damage they will do is ten fold to tbe good you can possibly derive from them. should I know of any one's being sick was sick she kep' lookin' ’roun' when I Hall's Catarrh Cura, manufactured by F. J. was «-milkin' her. as If to see where be Cheney Co., Toledo, O., contains no mercury, as I was I should recommend Dr. and is taken internally, acting directly upon Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People. ” was—yes, she did. sir!—an’ was that tbe blood and mucous surfaces of the system Mr. Morton's statement was pub oneaay I could «carve milk her at all. In but mg Hall's Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine. It is taken internally, and made lished in tbe Portland Express after Then tbe nex' night she was nervous in Toledo. Ohio, by F. J. Cheney i Co. Teeti- he had sworn to it before Marshall H. an* shivery an’ gave hardly any milk; momals free. Sold by Druggists, price 75c. per bottle. Purrington, a notary public. an' her lowin' was awful frequent Hall's Family Pills are tho beet. The most effective remedy in the through the day, but at night, when world in cases of this kind is Dr. Wil she waa in tbe barn. It waa terrible! an’ Daws in the Stogie Belt liams’ Pink Pills for Pale People. so nd It would make you ‘creepy’ to any They act directly on the blood and hear her; an’ the milk scarcer every Visitor—Do you ever have ■moke consumers in Pittsburg? ___________ | ______ nerves. This makes them invaluable day till the cretur’ was right sick. too. Pittaburger— Yes; each resident not on]y for stomach trouble but also “WelL there came one night—one consumes his own share. for such diseases aa locomotor ataxia, night when there wae nothin’ to do for i partial paralysis, St. Vitus’ dance, my little Jim but to stand beside him. i sciatica, neuralgia, rheumatism, when we didn't need no doctor to tell I nervous headache, the after effects ua our little lad would never be out i of the grip, palpitation of the heart, 'roun' again; an’ tn the quiet o' tbe mid vat* «***iur* i» *■ *v*rv ot tn* ssawiw* pale and sallow complexions and all BranoiMniiie ip»; “'iV v”"™ dle o’ the night the tickin' of the clock an' his mother’s sobbin' eouoded fear i,E -j thlt tMI* , wi *a sms «ay female. Dr. Vt illiams Pink Pills ful loud. His little hand lay in mine, ------------------------------- for Pale People are sold by all deal- so cold and still now. when It had been Spriag Shade*.------------------------- era, or will be sent postpaid on receipt so res'less an’ hot for more'n a week. Nature is painting the world with price fifty cents a box, or six boxes Suddenly It moved a little, as In tbe nerou* coats of green.” remarked f<>r two dollars and fifty _centa (they stillness outside we heard Molly’s •Moo-oof—Just like a call to the boy, right under hla winder. “I’d foffeot to milk her or go for her, And using watercolors, "added Mr. an* somehow or other she’d got out o' Station lor Observing Earthquake*. Bellefield. the paatur* herself. 'Moo-oo!' she called The academy of science at Vienna again, so pitiful an' humanlike tbe tears has resolved to establish a novel sta N*w»a Kais a Casearwt. come Into my eyes, though they had Baby get* tbe benelt. Nnnlng mother* make tion for the observation of earth been hot an’ dry all night. Then what their milk mildly purgative with Caacareu. the quakes, in a silver mine 100 meters only safe laxstlr, tor bablea AU druggists, lOr, she called tbe third time It seemed to Sfc. Me. ; below the surface. reach even to little Jim. Too week to open his eyes, be said. Just whisperin': Pregrc» Among Florida Negroes. “Good-night, Molly!-ln tbe mornln'!* An industrial school for Negroes is an' smiled. promised in Florida, thus putting “Hard as It waa to leave him then, I that state on a par with other of the laid his little hand down an' went out southern states in the education of the Re Risk. to Molly. eolored people. Mistress—I wouldn't hold the baby “'Dlef Not a Mt of It, air!—That’s so near the tiger's cage, Nora. him. that little chap a-comln’ thro' tbe Do You Keep Horses, Nora (the nurse)—There's no risk, gate; an' that's Molly a-fol!erln' him.— { 3r cattle, sheep or pigs? If so you mum. th’ tiger is a “man eater,' and 'A meracle,' tbe doctor says. I don’t want good fence«. Send for free book th’ child is a gur-rul. know; I ain't up ou meracles; but----- and pictures telling about the best i ’ axm here, Jim! That’s right; take off I am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption your cap to tbe gentleman an' shake and cheapest fence« on earth. Port saved my life three year* ago.—Mm. Taos. land Anchor Fence Co., 742 Nicolai Rossis*. Maple street, Norwich, N. Y., hands. Now go 'long an' put Molly in. street, Portland, Oregon. Feb. 17, 1900. He's a dandy, sir, my Jim! “What! ’Sell MollyT Bell her, sir? Her Lack. Later. No, sir! No. sir! Not for a'l her weight The Illinois woman who called her In solid gold'd I sell tny little Jim’s Again tbe two illustrious men met. "McSweeney, ” said the governor husband a jackass and then got mad friend.’’—Tbe Housewife. of North Carolina to the governor of because he called her his better half South Carolina, with deep solemnity, does not seem to know such a thing THE LUXURY-LOVINQ HOOLEY. as justice. ’have you joined the Buffaloea?” FOBTUHE’S PHiSES Scrofula Bac^ and throat, catarrh of the head, weak eyes, hip bone disease, white swelling and offensive sores and abscesses are familiar symptoma, attended usually with loss of strength, poor digestion and pale or bloodlesa complexion. Ths skin ia aometimes most dreadfully affected, eruptions breaking out on all parts of the body. Scrofula destroys bone, tissue and flesh; no part of the human system escapes its _ . ___ * withering, benumbing touch. »«Ap°^ swil’^urVf T*nsm* op*n runala« *ny left arm, aaA tho tuL Uho doctors said I »roftila tbsy had svsr iuta’Z^ bro'uihi as advtssd ms to Laos ldsd to toy •• A nplstoly; no signs of ft. oned by their own mlwieed*. or who themselves may be suffering for the sins of some remote ancestor, must re- gtore their own blood to its “rThev^cInnot^S^ °r ,£*7 cannot healthy, robust children, 8. S. 8. cures Scrofula, like other diaeaaes of a deep- seated, constitutional charac- Ldsa Corners, Ohio. restoring life and laoned blood, and the rich, strong blood that is carried I glands absorbs and destroys the tuberculous deposits, sores and other evidences of Scrofula disappear •ly upon the appearance of the first symp- oeition to Scrofula. Our medical depart- iom who are struggling with this wasting trouble, and we invite you to write us. ‘ advice, our phyaiciana will cheer- Ji we make no charge. ntwswvr a acere of gardeners at Papwertb ataaa: ba la conatantly adding to hla eatate there by buying up adjoining farms, and recently ha bought * 10.000 worth of additional agricultural ma eblnery for hla operations them. Illa wine collars contain ono of the nmat "But haven't you and your follow committeemen any means of diverting some of thia Income toward the cred itors r “None at all. Mr. Ilooley obtains his income by the financial operations he conducts from Walslngham House, whore be sees clients dally. But he doesn't deal on his own behalf. He Is the agent of hla wife. I have long contended that we. the committee, should be able to control the bankrupt's earnings. Wo ought to be able to se cure for the creditors the remainder of that Income after allowing the bank rupt a good maintenance say $25.000 a year." “And do your powers enable you to do anything In that direction?" “No, but I hare bean! front a very reliable quarter that as one result of this Hooley business legislation will l>e proposed with the object of rendering such crying scandals Impossible in the future." To Mothers of Largo Families A Vaia Nepe* Flushing—IMdn'l you join another Ihm't Worry club last ae»>k, Harriet? Mrs Flushiii At — Yrs; I hop« you ___ i«y object l*longmg to two don't to i Don't Worry clubs. Henry. Flushing (abjectly)—Oh, no, Kar rite; but 1 had hoptni that they would k<cp y you (rout worrying nis aonia- what ! la thia workaday world few women are so placed that physical saertum la not conatantly deiuau.lod of them It their daily life We make* special appeal to mother» of large fnmiliea who» work is MHI Cleat out el Ksy. done, and many of whom suffer, am suffer for lack of intelligent aid. “Lucy, where's that oilier tall beau To women, young or obi, rich oi you used Io have?" -------we luvitatiou U) accept rxxir. we . »leu.lau ext "Law*. Miss Nancy, I done went nul lei trae advios. Ob. women I do not back on det man| he didn’t have no taste at all. l»«t man worn ailvvr shirt studs when he had a got* (runt tool. ” PIMPLES “Ry wire had plwpl.« , •hs h*» u**n <‘AS< AIII rs ’*? ksr* .11 ls »"'I ettk •■>».», mu i„n fur sum* iiu IM Ute •<*» (W*o*r*l I ksv. wllk ikls sum*nl. W* »snuoi ly u< c*...s».»s • » x.i ... _ w SW>* Usriaatewa Av, rkllkl.i^,, canoy cathartic iucaieU family Bsrssvsmsnt. “Am a part orphan now?" aakexl “Ians u.a. __ tho chick of the hen. "What do you mean?” inquired the hen. Pi****»i F»l*i«bi, low,,. T,„ .1 “The incubator waa burned Uni •wU. It* »•» Staton w ••>,,. ¿ P* night," answered the chick. ... OURS CONSTIPATION * *-•»-• •—»> <*■*»•>. <•»••• . ........ ... Horrors of War. Miu C ahih Haujovtixa. “Hut what," «skid one of the niya tilled listeners, “could tho gold stand ard have to do with tho capture of A Chole*. Aguinaldo?*' "W hat is it this morning?" *»1,^1 "Don't you as«/’ aaid the excited “Hani and ....... talker, “that Funston was after the the new waitress. isn't it?” “ ’ yelluw boys?“ “Not exactly," said the boarding house niialrees, "and I want ),.u t* Hound to IU Heard. work this well. You must L. can ful Jcatrr—I iindrrataiHl our paator Io lo say lo each boarder, -H.m going to prvach through a megaphone «'gg«T* *• hereafter. Jitnton—NY hy la that? Jratrr—Why, the sleeping mem* here of tho congregation «n<»re ao loudly that the other« can't hear. your lire« ba aaeriftrr<! when a word of ad Tie«' at the flrat approaeh of weak QUEEN ALEXANDRA'S AUTO. neaa. may All your future veara with healthy joy. Addfeee a letter to Mr«. Royal Logy Take* Groat Pleasure ia Pinkham's IAbor»U»ry. Lynn Mass, Urivlan tk* Mackla*. and yon will not be disappointed Queen Alexandra baa become poasesa “ When I begun to taw* Lydia b. ed of a vlctorlette. which she has learn- ! Pinkham's Vegetable Compound I ww ed to drive herself. Rested for two. Its not able to do mv housework. I suf framework te articulated, so that It fared terribly at time of menstruation Ths le* Family. adapts Itself to any unevenness of road Severs! dockora told me they could d< without stress or strain. The single nothing forme Thanks to the Pink The I .re faintly, which, until ham advice and medicine I am now motor 1s of 4 horse power, of four pole well, and caa do the work for eight Is civil war, hail always lwi> reprvaent- id in the army, waa until theHjuinish the family. war without a single member in the •’I would recommend Lydia E Pink ham's Vegetable Compound to al) regular service. Now there are two Utothera with large families “ Mus lees in the army ami the third will C ammib Bsu.aviu.s, Ludiugtoa. Mich also probably soon wear his shoulder straps. F n the beginning TMttl «At Qiur 9M ) SLICKER IT IMI Ts'b »mt am lOWEJ?^ Mad* < Mtotak*. Tk* I<••* CroserliM»** r*r Malaria ncsattiu ’■UNteiM’N Patient—Doctor, would you mind Chill» and Frvar III bottle of Urova'a Taalrlaaa Chill Tonic II la •Imply iron ami quinine In stopping at the drug store and, pay a laalelaM form. No < nr*. No Fay. Prion Mr ST OILED CLOTHING «« AAU avtavwiwer **w*»t 0» ihitai . owx ing for this prescription. I’m jmurt The Automobile. CATALOGUES rot! of change. jhowin « ruiu tiNt or ■.Auwrxti *•.:>•<Atj "Will tho automobile become a Doctor (hurridly writing another A J TOWtfi CO BOSTON MASS prescript ion I—Excuse me. I made • permanent fad?” qUKKX ’« SLXCTBtC MOTOR CAHHIAOI "Doubtful. Hre how men, outside mistake. You don't need any nerve of scorchers, even, were bent on rid- type, and can be worked to five time* medicine. I mg the bicycle at tirsi ; and look al It Where do You normal capacity without any Injurious effects I now.” Sell Your Hides? rar aa. TO OtM A COLD IN OKS I’AI Tbe batteries are fitted In tbe rear Taka Laxative bromo Quinina Tablais All Wealways fay lb» Hifkroi Fi <■ trugst«* rvt'ii.d ih» nu-»*r Il il lall* lo cura, Josh's futur* portion of the carriage, and contain g. W.Orov«» »ixnaturr l»oo »a<-h box L« Ohan. L. Matitick A Co. “I gursa maybe Joab is goin* to I» sufficient energy for thirty five or forty miles on one charge. The car la elec a grr-at tlnanoier, an* git money by 76 Front Si., cor Oak, Portland, Or. Th* Saucer'i the Thing. trlcally Ut and fitted with japanned “Mustache cups?" »»id the clerk in In* brain»," remarked Farmer Corn* lampe, relieved with silver plate fit " Y«, loeael. the chinaware department tings; the wheels are of bicycle type “Doea hr take such an interest in Cup sir. Here's a pretly drsign, commercial affairs?“ and fitted with 3 Inch pneumatic Urea and saucer, one forty-nine." Speed of car te from six miles to four "No; but he's got to get a livin’ “But,” »aid Mr. Porque I’scque, »? teen miles per hour. "that ain't the «aiicer that goes a it h somehow, an' ho jeol won't work. Tbe Queen herself has become an ex it." pert driver, and derives great pleasure “O, yes." from thia pleasing little vehicle, which "Not much it ain’t. There ain’t Is now quite familiar In the neighbor no mustache guard on it." hood of Sandringham. SUMMER It* Slopped Mi» F»pee. OLD GENTLEMAN'S MISTAKE. FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES. FREE TO FARMERS Milwaukee Binders "Sir!” exclaimed the oldest citisan Be Ialoaded to I'e Kind but Was Ml»- ■is he walked into the business office I of the dully paper, "I IN in your *»1»r »tool. LEAD He lo a fine old gentleman, every one sheet of today, sir, an article to which wlib on« Ralaing and U*«r who takes daily trips on the ----- street I take exceptions, and I want my Latohktsfi Rool car line will say so. He Is kindly con jiaper atopjied, sir! And when James Oonoavo Drivo Whoel siderate of"the rights of hl* fellow pas F. Anderson say* stop, sir, he mean* Llaht Draft sengera, and. though be usually occu stop, sir!” pies tbe end seat. It la not lM>>-aiise he "Phil," wearily murmured the cir Insists upon having, but because hit fel culation manager, "go out arxl tell JUST ISSUED. low passengers Insist that he shall have Bob t’ atop th’ preea an' lock up; o’l IL His politeness Is of the old. old man Anderson has quit us!" school, and bls deference to the la lie* la beautiful to behold, says ibe lud an Not Cold Blooded. spoils News. He ba* l>een seen time Gothamite—I suppose you i.iay S-nd »nor name »nd F O. sddrsss sod we and again when the conductor was think we New Yorkers are rather will nail on* or boia, aa d«*tr»4. traa at all slow or remiss In his attention to worn severe on your Ronton girls when If ckarga. CATAI.OOI X riirr en with babies and washerwomen with speak of their cold bloodedneae? baskets to assist In taking them, with Hubhtie—Not at all; so many of their Incumbrances, off and on tbe car. tool. your fellows have been frozen out by In view of these things, the happening them you know. Complete Stock of Waler A Wood Eliras First sa4 Taj lor Ma of yesterday was pathetic. A young woman, Indeed an extremely Dids t Like IL bandome and well-dressed young worn “What does the teacher say when an. was sealeel before him. The old «rrurea MltnU t*»r ’'t10«* In Ihr» I Dll«--! *t* ■ • • gentleman whose eyesight Is no longer you don't know your lessons?" aakril conntrl«*a Al»«> tw<'»tia < • «»»•’’ beta «nd d«fe?»da patent intra- of the clearest noticed a bug In the knot Willie's father. ••eaa. . “She says I must 1« a chip off the of balr buucbed above tbe white neck No b«tl«r termo <»r farli'»« than wa offer obtainablr tor- of tbe fair young woman- a thin ng. old blockhead," replied Willie, and where Payment ■ ! '"r Chamber of Commerce, mar green bug. nearly as large as one’s then something hap)»-ned. »** deterred till patent I» allowmi Writ« tor paw thumb nail. He leaned forward to per PORTLAND, OREGON. Equal to the Occaiion. form an act of kindness; he would Liveried Menial—Me Lud, the brush tbs Insect away. He brushed The bug, to bls view, but took a firmer riage waits without. His Lordship Without what? clasp on Its lodging place. “Without horses, me Lud; ’lis an Tbe old gentleman made a second at tempt. With thumb and finger be selxed automobile.” T»«cr*.l klr.hlp, .-S» ts»' tbe insect and pulled rigorously. The e Mali, now bn 1141 li» *1 -«n t rswi»' Social Training. young woman turned at this; fire was torni*, will m*b* it» »'•* . t.mb.r IMh. rVKKY <>* X **’¿4 In her radiant eyes, anger In her voice. Mias Gotriebkwick—Please, Sir, ia f*w HR AHKA lb., now She uttered but one word----- this a training school? ssh.r», snd will f* worth »!'" *1,*,A .hip li.» nd» h*r Sr« voy.r- 7” Principal—ft ia. “8-l-rr lor »tor* wlthrhark 0« “Please, Sir, I wish to learn how to It waa enough. Tbe old gentleman AwtelN.vla.tl«« < >'• • Bsnklna <:«., H*n Frssci»«' was parlyzed. He attempted to ex eat olives." plain, but bla tongue refused to make an articulate sound. Covered with con fusion he touched the electric button ace Hl* Bankruptcy Ha Has Boon and alighted at the next crossing. Livlna Katravagaatly. A few of tbe passengers smiled; one It la now three years since the fail or two even laughed. The hug was a ure of E. T. Hooley. whose estate baa Brazilian beetle attached to a long pin yielded so far only 50 cents In the In tbe young woman's hair. pound to bla creditors. In view of the magnificence with Hinted the Caae Plainly. which this splendid bankrupt continues Here Is a letter from W. O. Towns meanwhile to enjoy life. Inquiries have end, a farmer living on the Hants Fe been made as to the future prospects near Marceline, Kan., which brought the ostate offers. Immediate settlement when received by George Hardy, a member of the the claims department of that rail bankruptcy committee appointed by road: the creditors to act under the super "Dear Sir I have only one wife and vision of^tbe board of trade, when ques flve children no mother-ln law. last tioned as to the outlook for creditors, Monday night, about two and one half expressed the belief that the estate miles east of Marceline, the cars hit would yield another 2 shillings In the Spot on her caboose end. We found pound In tbe course of a few months, her Tuesday morning. April 16; abe and was exceedingly pessimistic aa to waa as dead as a dirty doormat. Hlie anything beyond that, says tbe London left a son to low for her. Hpot waa Mall. a common 10-yearq>ld Muesle Fork "Mr. Hooley bears bls creditors' mis cow, worth $25. She waa a fair milk fortunes bravely, does he not?” er; of a kind disposition. During tho "In what way?" seven years we on ned her she never "He still Ilves at the rate of a few bit any of the children. Please send thousands a year?" me $25 that I may get a cow, so we can "More than a few thousands,” re have milk for that calf and children, piled Mr. Hardy. "He has, besides and oblige.’’ his suite of rooms at Walslngham House, bls two country seat* -Pap Baloons In Guatemala. worth Hall and Risley Hall. Why, be The Republic of Guatemala has over pays In wages to bls servants, male and 10,000 saloons and taverns. female, and hla gardeners, grooms and the rest, more than $30,000 yearly. Hla During the flrat alx months of mar weekly wages bill, apart from those he rled life, a woman thinks so much of paya monthly or quarterly, Is In-tween her husband that abe I h willing to cook $600 and $650. 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