Klamath republican. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1896-1914, May 09, 1901, Image 4

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    No other article used in the domestic
economy of the household has so many
enthusiastic friends among the house­
keepers of America.
No other article of food has received
such emphatic commendation for purity
and wholesomeness from the most em­
inent authorities.
The great popularity and general
use of the Royal Baking Powder
attest its superiority.
Th. “ Koval Raker and Pastry
Cook * —containing over Sou most
practical and valuable cooking re­
ceipts—tree to every patron. Send
postal card with your full addresa.
Avoid the imitation powders. They
are sold cheap because they are
made from alum But alum is a
poison dangerous to use in loud
ROYAL RAKING POWDER CO., tOO WILLIAM STREET, NEW YORK.
••Unhealthy.-’
Gave Him Time.
“You haven't explained how you
came to have Mr. Smith's chickens
in your possession.' said the judge.
“I'm trying to think, your honor,”
replied the accused. “Give me time.”
"Very well,” replied the judge
blandly. “Six months.”
TO CtBK A COLD IN ONB DAT
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
(ruggiau refund the money Hit fails to cure.
B. wTUrove’s signature Isoh each box. 2.x
The Source.
“What's your man s specialty?”
asked the mayor of Hot Dog.
“Liftin' horses. ” said the advance
agent of the strong man.
"Well,” said the mayor, “I shore
admire yer gall fer ownin' up to it.
but I’ll tell you beforehand that Iftin
bosses is a mighty unhealthy game
in this here seciton.”
I do not believe Pino's Cure for Con
sumption has an equal for coughs ami
colds,—J ohx F B otxs . Triuilv Springs
Ind , Feb 15. 1900.
“As for the clergy, they're a pretty
poor lot,” said a grumbling layman.
“Yes,” returned the bishop, “some
of them are poor indeed. But con­
sider the stock from which they come!
You see we have to make them out
of laymen.”
One Good Thing.
ANECDOTE Off LORD WOLSELEY.
Scientific Penetration.
Haw He Helped tn Clear Up a l*ost-
office In the >owdsn.
“Frofewsor, how did you come Io
prvqvosc to me in the face of my con­
tinued indifference?”
“1 proceeded on the gem rsl propo­
sition that whatever a woman seems
to be she isn’t.”
Any one who has known wtyat It Is
to wait day after day In some out of
the world uook for letters which were
all the time safely reposing in some ne­
glected corner of a sleepy post office can
appreciate tbe story that la told of
laird Wolseley by Mr. Nourse, who
was with her Majesty's forces through
the Soudan campaign.
At Korti Nourae went into the post-
office to look for some letters. The post
master was a native and not much
used to bandwriting lie made a super­
ficial examination of a big pile of let­
ters and papers, and said there was
nothing for the applicant. Nourse asked
to see the pile of letters, and while be
was looking them over a tuan with
nothing to designate his rank came
Into the office. He took lu the situation
at a glance.
“Let's clear this thing out.” he said.
They Jumped on the counter and pro­
ceeded to "clear It out" by first bun­
dling out tbe postmaster. Then they
began a careful examination of the
poetoffice, and found It congested with
mall for tbe army. They searched ev­
ery nook and cranny, throwing the let­
ters for each regiment Into a ditTereut
pile and heaping up all the newspapers
In tbe center of the room. Then they
went through each pile and separated
It Into companies. Before night every
letter was In camp and distributed, and
the next day the papers were out.
Nourse did not know tbe name of Ills
companion lu the benevolent deed, and
when be asked tbe answer was, ’'They
call me Charlie.’’
Some time after Nourse found it nee
essary to see the commandant, and.
sitting near the tent to which he had
been directed, be saw bls companion of
the postoffiee.
"Hello, Charlie!" he said. ’’I'm look­
ing for the commandant Where shall
1 find him?”
“Well," said Charlie, “you won't have
to look far. I’m the commandant.
Come Inside and have a bite to eat and
drink."
It was Lord Wolseley.—Youth's Com
panion.
End himself famous
will help mo.”
“How did it happen?”
“A man who had committed sui­
cide had. when they found him, one
of
Percy’s pieces in .his pocket.
Nearly every pajw'r in town men­
tioned it."
“I would not sit dow n to dinner la a
party of thirteen." said a broker who
Is credited with plenty of "horse sense.”
“fer tbe simple reason that I don't lu-
tead to give coincidence a chance to
play Into tbe hands of superstition.
Moreover, I nave had one very dlsa
greeablo experience along that line. In
the early spring of ISSbi I was oue of
a bachelor party gotten up to give the
usual send-off to a friend about to com­
mit matrimony. There were fifteen of
us tn tbe crowd, but at the last moment
two were called away. That reduced
ua to the fatal number, which nobody
noticed until we were seated at the
table, wVien a desperate effort was made
to scare up another guest, but no one
could be found. So wo laughed tbe
matter off and weut on with the fun.
but there was a palpable undercurrent
of depression and several of the boys
acquired lachrymose Jags which, next
to the English comic newspapers, are
saddest things In the world.
"If you are not familiar with the
terms I will explain that a lachrymose
jag Is the stage of Inebriety at which a
mail tells you the story of bls life and
weeps on your shoulders at Intervals of
six months In the narrative. However,
to get to the point, two of the fellows
present died In 1S96. and the way the
circumstance demoralised nearly all the
others was simply amazing lu several
of them It effected a total change In dis
position. The death of distant rela
tires, petty misadventures In business,
occasional attacks of sickness and a
hundred and one other Incidents of
everyday life were all charged up to
the blight of thirteen, and anally, about
a year and a half later. I became so
tired of hearing that sort of stories that
I took tbe pains to collect statistic« on
another stag party given within a few
weeks of ours An even dozen bad
been present and the net result was:
Two deaths, three business failures,
one lost a leg and one lost an eye la ac­
cidents. one embezzler «kipped out. one
divorce and two men gone to the dogs
through drlak. This was not a party of
hoboes, either, but average chaps about
town, and tbefr catalogue of disaster
put an end to further croaking over our
thirteen supper. All tbe same, 1 don't
yearn for a repetition of the experience
Life's too short for all worry not strict­
ly necessary.”—New Orleans Times
Democrat.
Little Liver Pills.
U/h A IN thA
WICH INC
nd|| I Ulla
____
H.tvebfe It. east work, for Moiaiers in
srmv sud usi V la luad»<|iiata tu
deismi lief ar It fmai » sudden 1111.1,1.1.,’
I upland la. In Una llialanre. Ilka rl,. |¿,|
val nul w lut allow« dl«fa>o to 1 rerp im,, t.,1'
avaient lliotugh a alumath mu «...
properly digest Ht» fond lakoit luit, n
•»?
«trt iiglheu lit» .luma. It lhers 1. n.,i|,i„.
Iteiier than Hoalelter ■ Hli.iust h Uni*,,*
il t itre, tlyspepaia. cuti.upan.m. li,,|,,„
Hou, liver and kidney troubla, ,ll(¡
ltm>u Is Incomparable.
*
on bicycles at such aa angle that bill
lets striking them will I m . tleffecfed up
wanl ’|be Inventor baa the word of
kiatlm. the great guniuaker. that the
BLOOD WAS THIN
Lsaturvi et a National Park.
\ icksburg iiutipiial park wil|
stHtn
completo aa fitr as tlie acqui-
■ ition <>t lumi i, coli, erut ti. Il wil|
compii».'in all 1,231 aerea
li
pruprtactl lo reatoro nll Hiilitnry fiat,
urea liuti markctl il in tlm strucclo <d
1868.
ff|T* l’a<»s»««ll» Cur-l h nt. m
P inkham ’ s
Vegetable Compound
la a
poalll’S cura for all tb-ws ¡»alufal
Ailmentsof Women.
It will Niurwly <utw «ha »»rat forma of
F.uiaU Compialnl». •'> Ovarian troublaa.
lurtvniuaii'ui ami I'k.ralKm. kalllnf aiol
IHarl v. -uwiua of lh" " »■>> and cou^quonl
r-pi'ul Wook»»-. an«l to pwuhartj adaplaU
to tha ■ * ' fa
I \
______ ______ »-—-l
\ ur u»eJh’ine cured u»e of to«
rible feiuale bine**-
Ma« M F MCI 1»,
14 «’.»lu’Of.l Sq . l<«MllU». Ma**
Backache.
It has cured mora cmMta °f Haibache and
Lemorrbkea than any other remedy the
world ha* ever known It tealmoet infallible
in such <a*ee
It dieeolve* an I eipuU
Tumor* from the I tern* in an early Mage
of development, and choc ha any tendency
t«> .-tn.-ffruin liiiuKHw
reltef.
Maa. 1» A l. aaaiiP.
Wealdale, Maae
Bearing’down Feeling
Womb trouble«, rauainr pain, weight and
ba hvlia. blatantly relieved and perma­
nently cured by it» »»»•’
I’nder all circum-
etan «*« it ad* In harmony with the law*
that govern the female ay alum, and ia aa
harmieM m w otet
II k . • left Mie after t«hiag
the eeeond b> «tie Tear mednuae
cured me when d.xtor* faile«1
M k * *«R« h II - i »tffiw.
5 I>arla H iwl, is.'rha»»» Ml , G»well. Maa*
U
Irregularity,
finnnrMw.l or I'iintul MvnvlrusUon« W»»k
new <>t the suimsrb. lii<hs«>Uou. tlloatinf,
Flwslinx Nervous I'roetrsUoa, H**Ufc*'h*,
Generai liability
it s « K:fi
t
• ' 1 an»
IhaukriU L-r tha g 4 it baa -l-ee
a,.
MraJWJ.
Ttf «'afollan A«a .
Jamale« ria n R «ton . Ma«»
Dizziness, Faintness,
Eitrauia Laiwitud*, “ don't earn” and
** want tn b* left alone'*
rteilabiU
ity. irntabihn. net vouoneM. a
flatulency, m^l-incholy, or the ' b.ue«. end
bark AT he
Thran
*ure ind hat tons of
Ferna!*» Waakueao, v»u • darangamanl of tha
IT leru o.
______________ _______________
r~ WS. lroul>l<4 Wilk f'i.lln.s.,
I
IIM.U. I.»«.
SW.UlBg
lJmb*. Yoar aiadieln«
i » a
I
M m «. B aba » F Rfiarn.
Ru kfipnrt, Ma.
Tha whole atnry, howeeer, la told In an
llluatrntrsl bn.sk whlrh gne* with each bo»,
tie, the moat Template treatiae oa female
emgpln. ui « ever pnbHahrd.
L
F»»r right vaar*^^*ufferrd with
W'.rnh troubla aa<t wa* entirely
cured by Mr*. P obharn • medicine.
Mae U I- T««wwg
Littieten. S If
rito .iv-< '
I«. • <t.- r it, ki<a.',«Jr
k«i-ri .-.j n.< rs ur fi j on ui.i I m.... I.....
M l’a II II Ku-. Ita rt'«fV« .rWrta,|,.,7J
■triât-ul' ru<M»r
ik - ht r
A ttosp Cutter.
»wiiin
”1 was out in a revenue cutter, la.t
night,” rviiiAikeil DukAtie to (Isawell.
“I thought jroli went sleigh rlJ.
ing?“
“Well, it made quite * cut in my
revenue ”
steri plaira nerd not weigh more than
Ove or six pounds to the aqua re foot,
so that the weight on each bicycle will
not be more than that of an ordinary
■nati It I« Intended that (he movable
shields shall be pushed ahead of the
attacklifg column by a uunib.-r of
strong men. detailed for the purpoae.
They may also be used to protect tbe
wounded, to form squares, and to pro
tret men who are cutting wires They
can be removed from the wlieels and
transported by wagon, and. when prep
erly arranged about the sides, they
would transform a transport wagon
luto aa armored < ar.
SUMMER
<CEP YOUR SADDLE. DRY!
reavellwg tn t’olonlal Days.
After the period of walkiqg and
canoeing had Ha day In eoloulal times,
nearly all lau I travel, fur a century,
was on horseback. Just aa It was in
Kugland at that dale, lu lfi>2. there
were only all sing" roaches lu the
whole of Great Hr.tfila. ami a man
wrote a pamphlet piotr.ilng that they
encouraged too much travel, littst.>n
then hail oue private coach Watties
and rhlldrvn usually rode «cateti on a
pill <>u behind a man tine way of prog
reas wh ch would help frfur per.on,
ride |Mirt of their Journey was what
was tail'd the "i Id ntul tie” ayaletn.
Two of tie four persous who were
travebirg started on their route on foot;
two mounted tin tbe saddle ami pillion
rode about a mile, dismounted, tied the
luirle ami walked on When the two
wlu< hail «lattati on foot reached the
wa ting horse they mounted, r de <n
past the other couple fur a m le. dis-
m< r uled. Ilt-d anil walked <>U. and ao
I
on.
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u.
Machinery, Implements,
Farm Supplies. Etc.
Mitchell Bicycles ADVANCE THRESHER CO.
Kidney Complaints
and Ba<’ka< he of ffifAer irz tha Vegetable
<Compound alwayi rur**.
The Vegetable r
JiHind i« fioid bv all
Lydia E Pinkham i
ruggiti* or *an| by
wall, in form of Hile
Liver Pilla curs
or 1 <‘»otif*fi. oa ra.
Conxtlpittfii»,
cel it nf Bl.uo,
í
r /r**%
Sick Haadachs. 25c.
/»Riarrrrd.
OXFORD, DEFENDER
and DUNLOF TIRES
Didn't Nerd Ont.
"Clara, nn iixbs« flying machin*
has been invented.”
"Well, you needn't get one, Clar­
ence.
You break enough brie a brae
now. ”
rou KNOW WHAT TOC ARK TAKING
W h.n von tak* Grnve'i Tutcl.u < bill Tonic
brc.
ine formol, k j.:»lnly prinu-.l ,,n ,,„rr
boiilr.ho.lnr th,i II 1, , mtor 1 rr.n »ml Qu..
Blue In a tasiale,, form. No Cure, .No T,,. Jo,
A Ruliit.
"So you let your leading man go?”
"1 had to,” answered Mr. Btortn-
ington Barnes.
"He was too realis­
tic in hi. ideas. ”
"Interfered with your work on the
stage?”
No not on the stage, in the box
office. He wimtcfl real money.”
nows this :
'..’o offer One Hundred Dollar, r.irtrd for ,nr
Sana of Catarrh that ran no; be < ura I t>y 11,114
f 'at irrh Cur­
vo
'•' ;:,;NET 4,0 Frops.Toledo.O.
We lh<! under, rnt'd. have kimwn f. J Chenev
lor tue past IS veara. and believe him perlectlr
honorabl in all bua.n >v Iran.acilonv and fin­
ancial
able luca.-:, out any oblisi- l.on. loiuU,
by taair Arm.
Wasr a Tarai,
Who..- al , Druairluto,Toledo, ■«.
*«tarso, Kisaas a Marvin
vT.iu.r. .
Orila tola,Toledo ’<».
Lail aCa^rrh < ora 1.1 ken n- rnall, ac'lna
Irec.ljr on ibe blood and In ,.„u, ,urffc„ J
tbeayat m. fri e ~.L |*r bo |c.
j b.
drug. I.u. leatlmonl lalne.
7
Uall aFamilr Pa) r fh Kat.
Inianity il. Great Britain.
To br Proapcrous, Uaa ih«
“ADVANCE” THRESHER
Th« gr«al*«l «»urtar maker ► »f |>t1*o
au«l catalogo» ••• AdvMOcw
aitania, ur wiit«
Full f.ltia of Nnudriffa.
Rrn«l fur < ataiugua.
bunlop
Ritti«
Agrilla W autr< 1
Mitchell, Lewis & Stayer Co.,
Firm and Taylor Sts
TOIlTI.ANtl, OK
Adv ABC« Thrtahv Ox, Portland, O.
(ft
write
M. E. and E. T. Hay, Wilbur,
PORTLAND S FUTURI
R. I.. Cate Predkts txn.ooo Popula­
tion and Say» All Lyes Are
Pointed I his Way.
Port’anrl t« gr<*witig fwitrr
than at anjr
tini’- in 1t« |>R*t in«ii>rjr, an«! wl i bava a popu
lation ot nol lr*« than 1 *>, hho In
I atn
ofls-ring btielii« »• and rr*i<|Rnre pro|»ertx K.day
at prio* that will | ay AO per c*t»l tiet in i
< all
or a<1drrfi*
R. I.. CATE,
General Ageni <»f f >»•' Hawthorne K«taU*
'Phom <>«fe
SI9 ( hamb«*r ut < ommerro
JOHN POOl.E, I‘or Hand. Oregon,
Foot <»t Morrison Htrs«t,
Can givn you
liuggiea, flows,
Windmills ami
Machinery. Hee
th« liest bargains in
Boilers ami Engines,
Pumps and General
us lielore buying.
POMMEL
POULTRY
SLICKER
NETTINO.
Buy from th« mant>fa<*tur»r. frira la tall
II«
. . I <0 fr*l
. , long PBOTfvij *OTM
2 fffrt . Whl*.
. it’
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SS ft<|)
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7
AND
3AD0L£
♦ *
Ml
sa
««>
HARDEST STORM
• *
■ II Kind,
ot Wire and fffff
l”>n W,,'L ♦
CATAIO4UF5
PORTLANO
WIHS
IHOK
WOfifi»
3«0 wim run tiNr
.r A
<,aurv.
HtvAhjHAii
lav
fraal St., PoHtaod,
AJrOWZRCO
riOSWN <»i«s»»-
MA5S >.
NEW LIFE TO OLD FBNCBSI
Inns l.lfa to New One.
Hr Ualiif Our
Anchor Clamps and Uprights.
T h « O i . b »«tea.
For the lust 10 yenrs there bus been
an lúcrense of 2 000 aimually in the
numtrer oí frrent Britain's insane.
Tax Aeotoa F»»<*
L*-e
—r-1
—1
•
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II
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BESTFORTHE
BOWELS
-
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- - k
¡—
.• -•*
r.v*vt Combination oIRtrankth anti Kaauty
•Tur, Tra T r . t Buvna.’*
See Our Anchor Clamp
healthy moTRmeni of
bow* * «tery <1.ty, you j a nick ,,r
J“ ™ ««
bow*l* Open *»n h* well Faroe „ tJ
«5
h.h7',r. "r ’,“1
la ria ..*roJ* *7*1
•Dotbe.t rafitRNi irn.H prrfert wa. <7
•< w*l* Oiaar and clean l* |¿ M* '
•••>»•< IM
Von wmild b<* rnirprhrd II yon kn»w
hnwlitff It Would ( tint you to Ml up
tliff? ol I It iitr.
Ketti r iriul for *on»«
AiH'lior ( ¡amp* an<l • prigtit*. and "
pair of our ninrher*, «roi mat« your old
wire
look 118 p a new one.
ANCHOR FKN< K look* eo nlc* and
I* ao -tronff that farm»r* ioinatlrnr*
think that it Diual be b gb priced. 11
isn't, though.
canoy
CATHARTIC
<2
p
Not to bo Dlvsl<a4
Kush— What was the caahier fired
fur?
Superstition (relative to tbe Number
Thirteen kUngwtarly Verified,
Carter's
C
erevetv auirta •
ALL MET WITH MISFORTUN<
Genuine
CARTER'S
I
notili. Afrlta.
Havn booo retorcí •*»
De Hu Ira— For giving away one of
Th* great loss of Ilfs «uffvieti tn at
by Lydia C. Pink bant •
tablu Oontpcund. Their i> - talking Boer lutreuchniriita In Houth Hie trade Mcrvla, I ls<lievo.
Kuali—You don’t any?
tora aro un IH» 6 nd provo thl» Africa haa lua|>lrrd Walter Bevern, an
Do Balt's Yea; lie tohl «»he Of ths
•talentoni to be a faci, noi a Kngllsh artist, lo Invitai and patent a
mt,ro boaat. When a ntadi- form of movable brraat wurka, by the cuatoniora that the !«>««
■fl Old
otno haa been autre rau fui In use of which he think, furtlDed kupjea ItliH'k licatl, ami thn I hiss ovvi head
Anolhtr Leap to Isms
him.
ourlnc au many women, you uilght be capture* withetit much dull
“My cousin Percy, the poet, like
(vi to the attacking party. Tha brraat
■wgland’a Army snrl Navy.
well »ay
Byron, awoke the other morning to oannot
Ina It ** I do net bolievo It works coital ri of steel plates, niountrd
Il was recently «fateti thaï k.,g|„ll|.,
“There is one good thing about
this classical music, ” remarked Mr.
Germany has »300.0CMl.000 Invested
Meddergrass. “You can start or stop in electrical works.
anywhere you want to without spoil­
Philadelphia makes 90 per cent of
ing the sense of the music.”
our Ingrain carpet
A cat about half-grown can devour
Take Garfield Tea for constipa­
tion; It has this to recommend it;
twenty mice a day. or 7.300 a year.
it is made from health-giving
herbs and it surely cures.
An owl was shot 400 miles out to
sea by the captain of the British steam­
Poor William.
ship Etbelreda. No other case Is on
record of a land bird having fiown so
She (petulantly)—I don’t see why
far from shore.
you should hesitate to get married on
Since the national park at Yosemite.
13.000 a year.
Papa says my gowns
Cal., hrs been established and hunters
never cost more than that.
are forbidden to shoot game, the bears
He—But, my darling, we must
have become so tame that they run
have something to eat.
Stamp Novelty.
along the roads In front of the stages,
"Oh, William! Always thinking
■ tamp collectors have a novelty In the
and come quite close to the valley ho­
of your stomach!”
shape of Cape Colony stamps Issued In
tels.
that portion of tbe colony that baa been
Pleasant, Palatable, Potent.
Fighting a well established newspa­ annexed to the South African repub­
Easy to buy. easy to take, easy in action, easy
per is a costly undertaking.
Typo­ lic. for a time at least. These are tbe
In result»—< a.wcareu Candy Cathartic, ideal
liver regulator and intestinal tonic. All drug­
graphical union No. 6 has uin-omlltlon regular Issue of British stamps, across
gists, 10c, 25c, 30c.
ally declared off a strike against the tbe fare of which have been stamped
New York Sun which was begun sev­ the letters "8. A. R.” and the value of
“He has built what he calls a Queen
enteen months ago and has cost the tbe stamp In Boer coinage. Dealers
Must Bear Signature of
Ann villa, but it strikes me as being a
printers »125.000.
have not yet been able to secure these
tawdry imitation, merely.”
In an effort to drive tbe English spar specimens. In any numlter at least, and
“Extremely, tawdry!
Why, the
rows off the telegraph anil telephone there Is a fancy value attached to the
roof doesn't leak, even.”
wires In Cincinnati a current of elec­ bits of printed paper that makes their
tricity strong enough to kill a man actual worth to collectors an unknown
•Tepe rhe Cough and
Mferfia Off tha OoM.
was turned upon tbe wires, but the quantity until some one ascertains how
Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure a cold In
▼any eaawU sad sa
birds did not move and seemed not to many of them have been Issued.—New
one day. No cure. No Pay. Price 26 centa.
te taka as aa
York Times.
be Injured in the least.
Work on Longfellow McmoriaL
FOR IEABACNL
Only two of the thirteen bills intro­
The fund for a statue for Longfel­
duced into the Kansas Legislature at
FOR DIZZINESS.
low park, in Cambridge, has reached
the request of organized labor have be­
FDR BILIOUSNESS,
1316 44. and work will be begun on
come laws—one. providing for the es­
FO. TORHB LIVE«.
the meomrial early in the spring.
tablishment of free employment ngen
FOR CONSTIPATION.
cles throughout tbe State, and the other PATIENT TREATED FOR HEART
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
requiring seats for women employed In
FOR SALLOW
SKIN.
Ing Syrup tbe best remedy to use for their
DISEASE ANDCONSUMPTION.
FOR
TNEC0MPLUI0I
factories and stores.
children during tbe teething period.
-■
.
oanciaa wavaaws^^w«,. _
rftak !
▼ofw t a M e
No less than 140,000 homes are held
1 -- 1
——w—rasan
Tha Irony of Fate.
free of debt by southern negroes. But th* I>iagno«i* Waff Wrong —Whan the
Blood W•• Knrlchand tha Mymptom*
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
These have been estimated at an ag­
There is the "irony of fate” in the I
Ilia« p pa a ft-d«
gregate
value
of
»140,000,000.
The
hold
fact that Rear Admiral Cervera got
From
Prftbytrrian
Journn>. Phila , Pa.
Ings of personalty by tbe race are prob­
his promotion to be vice admiral in
Beyond His Limit.
ably
worth
more
than
the
realty.
Il
­
After
years
of
patient
and intense
advance cf either Sampson or Schley,
“Do you ever have moments, Mr.
whose ships destroyed his fleet.
8poodlekins, when it seems as if you literacy baa decreased among them suffering, Miss Gertrude Gilbert, of
nearly 50 per cent In twenty years.
321)1 Dauphin street, Philadelphia,
couldn't think of anything?”
Pa., has recovered her lost health,
The
New
York
State
factory
Inspector
"Why, I nevah thought of that.
Nccompanied by I—I wondah if I do?”
says In bls report to tbe legislature and is today a rosy and blooming
that there has been vast improvement specimen of young womanhood. To
srs.fKüa;
Tha Beet Proscription Tor Malaria
In
tenement and dwelling bouse work­ a reporter she gave the following ac­
■«In C«h||g» Kons oa the skin, Chills and Fever is a bottle of Grove's Tasteless
shops,
but that much remains to be count of her case:
»ore throat, copper Chill Tonic. It is simply Iron and quinine In
"I had lieen sick for a long time,
• ■'•■■4P colored splotches. a tasteless form. No Cure. No Pay. Price 50c
done. He pointedly refers to the fact
swollen glands, aching' muscles
that “men who bold their heads high when a friend urged me to try Dr.
and bones, the disease is making
Chinese Era.
la tbe business world and presumably Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People.
rapid headway, and far worse
some also In the religious world Indi­ Previous to this three doctors had
The
“
Chinese
era
”
begins
B
C.
symptoms will follow unless the blood is
treated me. They diagnosed my trouble
promptly and effectually cleansed of thia 2697, with the accession of the Em­ rectly traffic in tbe very lifeblood of as heart disease, together with con
peror Yao, who first devised a calen­ their fellow men."
Violent destructive poison.
w
sumption, and prescribed accordingly.
S. S. S. is the only safe and infallible dar for the Chinese dividing the year
Tbe United States labor commission­
cure for thia disease, the only antidote into 365 days with an extra day every er ssta forth some very interesting All this medical treatment did not
benefit me in the least.
I was in a
for this specific poison.
It cures tbe fourth year.
facta. Aided by machinery, be says. terrible condition. There was scarce­
worst cases thoroughly and permanently.
4,500,000 men turn out a product which ly any blood left in my body. My
*—iv
In the fall of ikri
man by large manufacturing bouse;
■g PaaAltlaa
L**NIII*N L**l* I contracted Blood tx. Active
00in cash paid for 12 days trial; promotion would require the labor of 40,000,000 chief trouble was weakness, and after
_
Poison. I tried and permanent position if satisfactory. Ad­ men if produced by baad.
In America laborious efforts to get up stairs I
live
,hr
" treatment
but dress G. B P. Co., 723 Chestnut St., Pbllada.
■w
,v Beet No Worse. t
heir
the advantage derived from machinery almost went into a faint and on sev­
did me no good ; I was getting worse all the
Is about twice as great as in Europe, eral occasions thought I was going to
Dangerous Business.
time ; my hair came out. ulcers appeared in mv
throat and mouth, my body was almost covered
so that' tbe actual production of the die.
Tourist—Why don't you offer a
with copper colored splotches and offensive
United States Is equal In productive
seres I suffered severely from rheumstic pains reward for
"So little blood had I that my ears
the desperadoes who
la my shoulders and arms My condition could
power to 150,000.000 Europeans. With were almost transparent, and my
have been no worse ; only those afflicted as I was robbed the bank here last week?
labor-saving machinery one generation complexion was as white as a sheet.
can understand my sufferings.
I bad about
Sheriff — Why, if they thought
lost all hope of ever being well again
of men can do the work of four or five I can scarcely describe my senations,
there
was
any
money
in
the
county
I decided to try S. S S.,
generations of band workers.
but after repeated treatment by my
but must confeaa I bad
treasury, they would come back and
little faith left in any
physicians I became thoroughly dis­
rob that too.
■edieine After taking
A Little Sermon on Habit.
tbe third bottle I noticed
couraged.
This Is what a minister has to say
a change in my condi­
Hlmplicltv. strength «nd purity
“It was at this time that Dr. Wil­
tion. Thio was truly en-
about
habit,
etymologically:
combined in Garfield Tea, the
eoeragiag, and I deter­
liams' Pink Pills were recommended
herb medicine iliat cures consti­
••Habit
”
is
hard
to
remove,
[f
you
mined to give S. S. S a
to me, and I procurred a bx.
Before
pation and liver troubles
thorough trial. From
take away the first letter, "a bit” Is I had finished it I began to feel the
that time on the improve­
left. If you take off another letter, you benefit to my health. This gave me
moat was rapid . a. 8 8.
Then He Swore Off.
seemed to have the dis-
oom completely seder
He (producing cigarette case)—Do still have a "bit” left. While If you encouragement, and I began a sys­
take off another the whole of "It" re­ tematic course according to directions.
Xtrol; the Boris and
you object to cigarettes?
ire hmled and I was
soon free from all signs
At the end of the seventh or eighth
She—Not at all. I don't blame the mains. If you remove another It Is
of tbe disorder; I have
cigarettes—I only object to people not “t” totally used up. All of which box, in addition to having a sufficient
been strong and healthy ever since.
goes to show that If you wish to get rid quantity and a better quality of blood
L. W. R mits , Lock Box 6it, Noblesville. Ind. who smoke them.
of a bad habit you must shake It off in my veins I was relieved of that
is the only purely vege-
altogether.
'to table blood purifier
shortness of breath and quick heart
known, fr.oooia
action which had been my chief trou­
The
Heaviest
Railroad
Train.
kjkj
offered for proof that
A locomotive of the Pennsylvania ble. My appetite returned, and I was 1
it contains a particle of
lineral poison. This signature is on every bos of the genuine Railway recently drew a train about enabled to do my daily duties with a
mercury. potash or other mineral
Sand for our free book on Blood Poison ;
Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets three-quarters of a mile long, made up cheerfulness which I had never before i
I always, as a prevent­
It contains valuable information about the remedy that «irti a veld ■■ esse Way of 180 loaded coal cars, from Altoona experienced.
ghia disease, with full directions for self
to Harrisburg. 132 miles. In twelve ive, keep a box of Dr. Williams’ Pink
treatment.* We charge nothing for medic
Shopping.
hours. The weight of the train behind Pills in my room. They are all they
cal advice ; cure yourself at borne.
Shopman—This matches your sam­ tbe tender was 5,212 tons, the locomo are represented to be, ami to them,
TM fiWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA, «A.
tlve weighing 104 tons. This Is said to and to them alone, do 1 owe my res­
ple perfectly, madame.
have been the heaviest train ever j toration to health. ”
Customer
—
It
certainly
docs.
It
I
moved a long distance by s single loco- > Higned. GERTRUDE GILBERT,
couldn't be closer.
At all druggists or direct from Dr,
| Shopman—How many yards do you motive.
MS Ail iLsi T ails .
Williams Medicine Com pH ny, He hence-
(Juuffh Hy rup. Ta*tm U imx I. U m
wish?
Don’t wait until your friends in tady, N. Y.
j
iff tiMff. Sold by dru» {ffINtfi.
Price, 50 cents per
Customer—Oh, not any, yeti You dead to glvs them flowers
box; 6 boxes, $2.50.
see, this is the first shop I have tried.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
500,000 W omen
C umt Bzrosz t'aiso
Cattle, Sheep and Hog light,
_
n Navta Hi ir» adn ci«1"»
FARM, RAILROAD AND LAWN Fl'NCF.
writ« for i'ri,M ani <
Az.nt. «ame.1 1«^
oxtia.
'|'he Portland Anchor Fence
N|(_o|a|
p0RTLAN|), Oreg»" _
KEEP YOUR BLOOD CLEAN Chas. L. Mastick & Co. 7" \AXeo,"<S''
FOOT* POWE R
a c »» pi kins outfits
IATHFS
'•«•"«s-siiPPiits
L J 10AYTON HAnwaPf CO
n
CAHH BUYERS OE IIIDEH, PELTS AND TALLOW.
Oonslgnmrnta solicited.
Pay highest market prim.
PROMI I HE
Dealsra in Mether mid Finding*.
Hofer to Welle, Fargo A Co. Bank, Borllfind, Oregon.