Family Secrete.
WHY THE TWAIN DISPUTED.
‘Thoee people In front of our cage
■ay they are descended from UB," ob­ John Hull Thought of Hill, the Clerk
served the First Monkey.
of Ha by,
"Well," commented the Second
"How much?" asked Arthur P. Jt»g
Monkey, "we are alvout the only one« lan of Leeds, England, offerlug to pay
of their ancestor* that they will pay bls bill.
admission to see.”—Baltimore Sun.
"Niue pounds," answered Clerk How­
ard L. Dailey of the St. James Hotel,
««•llowrO Hl» False Teeth.
A n<«u r»< eul ly swallowed hl* false teeth smiling and bowing.
The eye* ot Mr. Raglan, which had
Sod it drove bun nuvd. Htomaeh* will
eland * Rival <leal. but not everything. If ■bone pleasantly, uow glared, aud hi*
vour* is wi-ak try Hostetter's Ntomarh
Hitter*, it citrv* iiidi»«*ti<*n,constipation, yellow mustache curled up perceptibly
kidnev »ml liter troubles, a* well as ma­ as astonlshmeut contracted his uppet
laria and fever Hint axue
It i* particu­ Up. "Why, It was only labst night—"
larly effective in all nervous afft-ciinns,
"No," corrected Mr. Dailey, still
and I* st rmigly tvconi mended al this sea­
son ot the year alien the system la run beaming proudly over bls desk at Mr
down *mi most eua- rptible to disease. All Raglan, "yesterday morulug at 1
druggist* kerp 1L
o'clock.”
"But I tell you It waa lahat night al
Immersion.
supper time," persisted the Briton. Uli
“Go bury thy sorrow!” said I.
The man bowed hts head and went voice rising into a roar.
bls way. That night I came upon him
"Well. 1 reckou 1 ought to know,'
drinking heavily.
retorted Mr. Dailey indiguautly.
"Is this the way you bury your tor­
"Indeed. And dayou't you think I
row ?" I said.
ought to knayow something abayout
"Hush! this Is a burial al sea1
■al<i the man. with a bitter, haunt­ itr
ing smile.
"You? Why, what the devil hart
I felt much pity for him. thereup­ you got to do with it? It's my baby
on. and would have had something and It'» a girl, and It weighs nin<
bad he asked me.—Detroit Journal.
liounds," came back the clerk, hie owe
"dander” rising higher.
ALUM BAKING POWDER.
“Nayow, did anybody ayver hear th«
Declared by th* Court to be Unwtiole- like?" exclaimed the Englishman, apos
trvphlxing the world at large. "Here I
some, and It* Sale in Violation of
come aud put up ayover night, l'n
the Pure Food Laws.
ready to start aud I ahsk the amoum
A case in the courts ot Davenport, of me bill and this fay llow charges mt
Iowa, the other day appears to have nine payouuds—$45-and when 1 tel
fixed the status of the alum baking him I've been here since lahat nlghi
powders as an illicit article of trade. and he disputes me wayord. tells m<
It seems that The Pure Food Co.,
of Chicago, sold to a firm of grocers In I've been here since yesterday morn
Davenport a quantity of baking pow­ ing, and. when I tell him I kuayow
der called "Pure Food Baking Pow­ better. he beglus to talk abayout gir
der." The grocers sold some of It, babies Instead of tue bill,”
ascertained that it was an alum pow­
“Who said anything a lout a billt
der. returned the powder unsold to demanded Mr. Dailey.
the manufacturers and refused to pay
"Why. I did. you blockhead—I'm en
for IL The manufacturers sued to col­
deavoring to talk abayout It nayow.’
lect.
“But I’m speaking of my baby, my
The case was tried before Judge
Bollinger and a jury. Attorueys Neal little girl, flrst. you know---- "
"Oh. blow your baby!" cut tn til«
A Neal, and S. A. Finger defended the
grocers. It was shown that the pow­ Britisher. "1 want to pay me bill."
der contained alum.
The defence
"Oh, I see." said the clerk, blushin»
claimed, consequently, that It was in­ furiously. "AH right," he added, angei
jurious to health and that traffic in
It was against public policy. Expert rising in him agaiu. "pay your bill, but
testimony was introduced to show that don’t tell me to blow m.v baby. I won’t
alum when taken Into the stomach stand that from any man."
would Influence the gastric Juices to
"Nor will I stand a charge of £9 fot
the detriment of the person using it.
a night's lodging and a breakfast," re
The jury rendered a verdict for the turned Mr. Raglan.
defendants, which means that alum
The new and deeply injured fathei
baking powders are deleterious to
health, their sale illegal in the state. raid no more, but collected $1.50 and
The pure food laws of the state are the Englishman went out huffily.
”1 haven't got any prejudice against
upheld.
Englishmen." remarked Mr. Dailey bit
A Case of Contagion.
terly to the sympathetic bellboy whe
She—Do you believe in this theory came to answer a ring for hot water
about spreading disease by kissing? "but If ever 1 saw a more heartless and
He—Well, they say there’s some­
unfeeling wretch than that It waa in a
thing jn it.
"Did you ever catch anything by dream."— Denver Post.
I
kissing a girl?"
"Yes, once; my father saw me at THIS BRIDE WAS WON
"—Yonkers Statesman.
AT THE SIEGE OF PEKIN
TIE AFTER EFFECTS MADE LIFE
ERABLE FOR À YEAR.
Cupid bra veil the dangers at Pekin,
where Mary Conger Pierce, niece of
Minister Conger, lost her heart to Lieut
Harold Hammond, of the Ninth Infan
of the Pecnlaritl** of * DI,**** That
Will Not Slay Cured —How It Wa*
Driven Out.
1
From Reporter-Journal, Gardiner, Me.
Grip often leads to pneumonia.
More frequently it will appear to be
cured but leaves the patient broken
in health, short of breath after slight
exertion and affected by every change
of weather—a fit subject
many diseases induced by
clemency of early spring.
How this may be «voided,
system may be cleansed of the linger­
ing after-effects of grip and put lu
condition to ward off disease is best
told in the words of one who is able
to speak from experience. Mr. Sum­
ner Cross, of 80 Mechanic street, Gar­
diner, Me., says:
"A severe attack'of the grip, about
five years ago, left me in a very bad
MUH MARY COXGF.R PIERC«.
state. I could not sleep and I had no
appetite. My head felt heavy, and I ry. during the siege, lu the midst ol
was rather dizzy at times. Changes -var and disaster the courage dlsplayec
of the weather seemed to have a bad iy Mis* Pierce and the witchery of hei
effect upon me and I was miserable ovely face completely captivated th«
most of the time.
brave lieutenant. Before the Conger»
“I had been like this for a year
when a lady, who had heard me com- eft China a betrothal dinner was giv-
plain, recommended Dr. Williams’ •n in their honor. Miss Pierce is an or­
Pink Pills for Pale People. Shortly phan. and comes from Rushville, IIL
after this I had occasion to go to
Bangor and there I bought six boxes
Spending 1« Sometime« Saving.
of the pills. While taking the second
The true end of statesmanship I* to
box I began to feel benefited. When promote the greatest public welfare,
I had taken them all I felt so much whether this mean* saving dollars or
better that I bought six boxes more,
and I have alwayB considered the spending dollars, When economy will
money I paid for them well spenL contribute to this welfare economy 1«
giHMl.• but where it will cripple some
I would not be without them.
"I shall always speak of Dr. Wil­ !ni|>ortai)t branch of public service
liams' Pink Pills for Pale People in then economy i* bad: and the public
words of praise, for they are an hon­ official who tries to make a record in
est medicine. I recommend them be­ defiance of this fact Is no real friend to
cause I know that they are all they
public welfare. Where sinecures exist,
are claimed to be."
or useless political "Job" commissions,
(Signed)
SUMNER CROSS.
Subscribed and sworn to before me. or w here w aste occurs by poor organi­
Z. F. LITTLE.
zation of the service, then economy and
Notary Public.
reorganization are in order; but where
Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale Important work would be less effec­
People are an unfailing specific for
such diseases as locomotor ataxia, par­ tively done by arbitrarily abolishing
tial paralysis. St. Vitus' dance, sci­ offices and reducing the number of em­
atica, neuralgia, rheumatism, nervous ployes, then the path of statesmanship
headache, after-effects of the grip, 1« to point out the grounds for distin­
palpitation of the heart, pale and sal­ guishing between the two cases and
low complexion and all forms of weak­ Hhape policies accordingly.—Gunton's
ness either in male or female. Sold Magazine.
by al) dealers, or sent direct from Dr.
Williams Medicine Co., Schenectady.
Lasting Qualities of Wood.
N. Y„ 50 cents per box. or six boxes
The navy department recently con­
for |2.50.
cluded some tests for the purpose of
TOO KNOW WHAT TOC ARE TAEI.NO demonstrating the lasting qualities of
Whenvoutske Grove’» Taetele*« Chill Tonic, wood used In warships treated with the
because the formula is plainly printed on every
Samples taken
bottle »bowing that It la simply Iron and Qui­ fireproofing process.
nine in a taste!**» form. No Cute, No Pay. &>*-. from the torpedo-boat Winslow were
employed In the tests. They had been
For the Occasion.
"Please look pleasant,” remarked in use for five years. The report show­
the photographer.
ed that the wood bail lost none of its
Snap went the camera.
anti Are qualities.
“And now, ma'am," he continued,
"you may resume your natural ex-
Their Taste Goes Wrong.
gresslon.”—Philadelphia Times.
Even the best Judges of tobacco can't
always be depended on. Sometimes
Garfield Te* purifies the blood,
.their taste goes back on them, so to
reffulate* the digestive organ*
and jiromotee good health. It i*
si>eak, and remains blunted for a week
the herb medicine that he* been used
at a stretch. Professional sampler* of
raceesafully for many year*.
tobacco take a week off every few
A Fortunate Reminder,
"Do you expect to have a pair of months and never look at the weed
samples of every living creature in until they return to duty. In that way
that ark?” asked one of the jeering they keep In condition.
spectators
Inlantilc Peaslniism.
“From A to Izzard!” emphatically
Aunt Emma—Well, Mary. I haven't
responded Noah, “Ah! that reminds
me.” he exclaimed. "The zebra!”
seen you for a long time. 1 bear that
And he Instantly dispatched a corps you have a little sister at your house.
of hunters to South Africa.—Chicago I suppose she cries sometimes.
Tribune.
Little Mary—Cries? I should any she
does! Why, I never saw anyone that
appeared to look on the dark side of
things as she does!—Puck.
I
CÜTARRH THIRTY YEARS.
A Remarkable Experience of a Prominent
Statesman.
CONGRESSMAN MEEKISON GIVES
ENDORSEMENT.
5
In Old Kentucky.
The put »on catue out and retuon-
■trated with th« major for being to«
hasty with hla gun..................
"After he «aid that, «aid
eon "you ahoul.l bav« forgiven him
"And didn't I”’
’*1' ,h* “A
Jor, "Why. purson. I *»• one of tna
pall bearer» "
Springtime He.olutlonn
th «*
Not Entirely Dlelnteraeted.
IJttle Bésalo I like you bvttor than
■latcr'a other beau
The Beau I'm glad to hear that
Why do you like me?
Little Beasi* Uauaa atster uever
eat* any of the cheap candy you
brlug. aud I get all of It. Now York
jourual.
HI* Nam*.
VSBWSBWrS we. -___ ____________
ChOOl
The teacher of the Sabbath *<’
dMs\pproaeh«ul one"little fallow who
was present for the first time amt Itv
tulred hl* name, for the purpiM«« of
placing ft on the roll ’ Well. hu I-I the
youngster, "they call me Jlmml« for
short, but my maiden uame 1» Jamr*
—Christian Register.
A Literary Noi*.
Mrs. Meddergraaa Wet. if I was
them Boers, id just go without read I u
before I'd do it.
Mr Meddergraaa Do what”
"Why. the paper* *»y they »» been
takln' a lot «' British magazine* '
Baltlmoro American.
Suing Her Up.
Mrs. Wltherby Do you know John
that chorus girl on th« left looked *t
you toulght a* if »he actually knew
you?
)ust
Witherby—t'niph'
That »
about «» much »«use a* *h« ha* got
—Harper'« Bazar.
CONGKESSMAX MEEKISOX, GE OHIO.
Hon. David Meeklson is well known,
not only in his own state, but through­
out America. He began his political
career by serving four consecutive
terms as mayor of the town In which
he lives, during which time he be­
came widely known as the founder of
the Meeklson Bank, of Napoleon, Ohio.
He was elected to the fifty-fifth con­
gress by a very large majority, and is
the acknowledged leader of his party
in his sectiou of the state.
Only one flaw marred the otherwise
complete success of this rising states­
man. Catarrh with its insidious ap­
proach and tenacious grasp, was his
only unconquered foe. For thirty years
he waged unsuccessful warfare against
this personal enemy. At last Pe-ru-na
came to the rescue, and he dictated
the following letter to Dr. Hartman as
the result:
"I have used several bottles of Pe-ru-
na and feel greatly benefited thereby
from my catarrh of the head. I feel
encouraged to believe that if I use it
a short time longer I will be able to
fully eradicate the disease of thirty
years’ standing. Yours truly.
"DAVID MEEKISON."
Many people can tolerate slight ca­
tarrhal affections. A littlq hoarseness,
a slight cough, a sold in the head, or a
trifling derangement of the digestive
organs do not much disturb the aver-
age person in his business. But this is
not true of the public speaker or stage
artist. His voice must alw ays be clear,
lungs perfect, digestion undisturbed.
Hence the popularity of Peruns
among the leading actors and ac-
treats* oi t h i a
They
country,
have coma to re-
gard Po-ru-n* a*
in.lespenaabla to
th e i r * u ccess.
Their profession is
eo exacting that it
requires perfect
health in every
particular. They
regard Pe-ru-na a*
Miss Cani<? Thomas
their friend and
safeguard. .Many letters arc received
from this class of pople. Miss Car­
rie Thomas, in speaking of Pe-ru-na,
says:
"I have used Pe-ru-na with
splendid results. Would not be with­
out it. No money would hire me to
have a settled cold or chronic cough,
or hoarseness. Catarrh Is the most
dreadful thing that could happen to
one of my profession. Pe-ru-na is my
shield and protector against this
most undesirable disease."
Carrie
Thomas.
If you do not derive prompt and
satisfactory results from the use of
Peruna. write at once to Dr. Hart­
man. giving a full statement of your
case and he will be pleased to give
you his valuable advice gratis
Address Dr. Hartman. President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
O.
»•SM r*a Ca«eA
WkwAe Off <Aa OeJK.
Las stive Brom - qulnln» tab »I. -
oua day. «No cure. Nu l’ay
l’rt» e
• cold In
¿G crule.
Not th# 8imi.
D'Auber—l was certainly gratified
at what Mr Crlttcnk «Ud ibout 111»*
Dabster—What wai that’
D'Auber—Why, you heard him II«
auld I was unquestionably a deft col
orlst.
Dabster—I understood hint to
"daft."—Philadelphia Pre»*
Chilla and Fever la * boule of Grove’* Tutelar*
Chill Tonic. Ill* «imply iron »nd quinine lu
* tucele«« form. No Core. No Pay. Price 'M
Over-Anxious.
He—Who knows but when I come
back from the Philippines you may be
engaged to some other man?
She—Nonsense! As If you were
coming back without sending me
word!—Harper's Bazar.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth­
ing Syrup the best remedy to use lor their
children during the teething period.
How Strange.
“Well, I suppose that young Good-,
fellow 1« married?”
“You don’t «ay so! I’m surprised!”
“Why, I supposed everybody knew
he was engaged.”
"To be sure—but that’« different.”
—Colorado Spring« Gazette.
Help Neter* Help Yo.it
Vitality cannot cure disease unless your
body’s kept clean Inside *n<l out. Csscaret«
Candy Cathartic keep It clean Inside.
All
druggists, 10c,2'e, SOc.
Clever Salesman.
"I wish to see a bonnet," said Mi««
Passee, aged 40.
"For yourself, miss?" inquired the
French milliner.
"Yes.”
"Marie, run down stairs and get me
hats between 18 and 25." Bonnet
Bold.—Tld-Bits.
Piso'a Cnre i* the best medicine we ever
used for all ath -tion» of the throat and
lungs.—W m . O. E smlxt , Vanburen, Ind..
Feb. 10.1900.
Well Poated.
McJigger—He's pretty well post
ed in nodal Institution«, isn't he?
Thingumbob—Yes. I believe he is
posted for non payment of dues at all
the club«, if that’« what you mean.—
Philadelphia Pres«.
Roatorv-r Ben-ll'r FR KF 8'4 08 trial bottle aad Ueal-
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Sugar Cane.
The sugar cane grows from six to
twenty feet high.
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Must Bear Signature of
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—WTW— **«■
Kiiliy listlliti, 314 llitb St.. Poriiii(|r
Bmrv Pmsperrso Ikraer has a
MCCORMICK
gerou*. uervou* trouble
Those hot
flsaiie* are Just »•> many call* from
nature for help. The nerve* are err­
ing out for aaaistance. The cry should
Lydia P. Pink­
lie heeded In time
ham'* Vegetable 4'oni|«ound waa pre
pared to meet the needs of woman'«
avstein at thia trying |M-r|od of her life.
' 11 build* up the weakenrd nervous
system, and enable* a woman to peas
tli*I grand change triumplian Hy.
•• I era* a very sick woman, cauneil
by Change of l.i/e I suffered with hot
flushes. and faintlug *|ietla
I was
afraid to go on the »Irrel, my head and
ba- k troubled me no. I waa entirely
cured by Lydia E Pinkliaiu'a Vegeta­
ble Compound."
Mn* Ja'istS N'oBLK,
*010 Kr* aer HL, Germantown, Pa.
Manifestation* of Gray Matter.
"Am I *» Intelligent a* your other
young man. Dolly?”
Well, you quote more poetry than
he doe*, but I think he beata you on
necktie* " Chicago Record
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Bee Line Buggies
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Mail Bag* for Petticoats.
The empty mailbags not having been
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the sacks were regularly being stolen
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I’ll ever make a good golf player?
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You think too mu< h of your family and
your business.— Harper’« Bazar.
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Inns Life to New Ones
Hy Using Our
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A Correspondent, writing from Tex­
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The Ruling Peaalon.
Flr»t Enthusiastic Golfer—
will you play another round with me
on Thursday?
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