PAfiE TWO
FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 13. 1031
THE KLAMATH NEWS
DADS AND
JAMBOREE
Dinner Punctuated With
Pun U Followed By
Lively Smoker
Over ISA dads of Klsmalh
and Pad's Jamboree" held Wed
nesday night at Klamath Union
high srhool a splendid event, and
express the hop that It will be
come an annual feature.
The event, staged hy th boys
of tha hiau school, assisted by
male member of tha faculty, lu
eludlng Supt Paul Jaikson, ai
a splendid snoeess In every ae
nartmenL Close to SOD ona
and dada were present, with each
of tha latter accompanying bli
own son. or some boy whose
father waa out of tha city.
GIRIJI RKRVE DlXVMt
Tha evening opened in an In
formal manner, with tne mitn
school band playing everal stir
ring marches In the auditorium
nd where, prior to the dinner,
Supt, Jackson extended and in
formal welcome to the dada.
Placea were prorided for 300
in the dining room of the achool
cafeteria and when the call for
dinner had been answered there
vers but few Tarant chairs.
The dinner waa served by the
girl of tha Pep Pepper club
who aerred the large number
present with an excellent dinner,
without delay and no contusion.
Dressed In their attractive red
skirts and white waists, the Pep
Pepper (iris made an attractive
appearance and did themselves
proud.
yvs PREY ADA
Alex DeSoto, professor of
Journalism, was toastmaster. lie
started tha dinner program moT
Ins; early and kept it foing with
out an Idle moment.
Following a number of selec
tions by one of the high school
orchestra. DeSoto Introduced
John 8tovs.ll. high school band
instructor, all-round entertainer
nd one of the most versatile
members of the faculty, who an
nounced a number of prise con
teats to be judged by a commit
tee of three. Prltea were an
nounced for the worst speaker,
beat looking; man, fattest man
and best eater among the men.
- and for biggest eater and biggest
feet among the sons.
S4.V 1 1A1.AN
Following two songs, led by
8tovall and participated In by all,
. brief talks were msde by Earl
Reynolds, secretary of the rhsm-
, ber of commerce; Lee Tuttle.
. editor of the Evening Herald;
, Bert Rail, owner of Hall hotel;
George Cunning of the Cun
ning Book Stationery Co.; Sun-
ley Woodruff of the high school
faculty, the ' Yen. J. Henry
Thomas of the Episcopal church,
and James Holliday, debate
coach.
Unfortunately the talk by Hot-
laday was broken in two when
. the orchestra crashed In with
. selection at a most lmopponune
moment. The speaker bad Just
arrived at a point where he was
ready to launch Into a flight of
oratory, but deeplte the inter
ference he failed to win the prise
as tha poorest speaker. Inciden
tally, John Storal, who had
things much his own way, an-
i nounced that the committee judg
ing the speakers had decided his
speech explaining the events snd
. prise corneals waa me worst, anu
had awarded him the prize of
S6.
AWARD PRIZES
Supt. Paul Jackson was Toted
the best looking dad, responding
with the statement that although
he thanked the judges he could
not refrain saying their judg
ment was rotten.
Continuing their policy of
running things in a high-handed
manner, Lloyd Emery of the hleh
school faculty, was voted the
fattest man, and declared he won
by a narrow margin. Ray Hun
saker waa voted the best eater
among the men, while the honor
of having the biggest feet among
sons went to Wallace Baldwin.
Dick Currin copped the prize as
the biegest eater.
"Uurky' Leads Yella
"Bucky" McUheogbun, yell
leader, led the sons In a yell for
their dad's, which was followed
by a yell contest between those
"Before I was married, my mother
snd filter snd 1 did sll the farming
work on a 64-scrc farm for eleven
yesn. I married s farmer and now In
addidon to my housework and the
care of my children I help him with
the outside work on our fsrm. After
my last child ss bom. 1 began to
suffer as many women do. Our family
doctor gave me medicine but no re
sults. One dsy he told me to try
Lydis E. Plnkhsm's Vegetable Com
pound. I did and now I am a new
woman and I know thst good health
is better than riches." Mrs. Cbdt I.
Sermon, R fi, Lkkdak, Peniu)liwus.
I XfJ- "if
Lil II I X SSIISSiiSll BsiTSSl
!'IM: lW
OUR BOARDING
HELP ME SELL'
WILL VoU MAXTOR ? GET
WHAT Sail CAkl T5R fcj? AU'v
TAk-e half; -rU' cat? aiuH
EXAC1LV A. KELIC -HAS
QUrTE A TEUi SPURTS LEFT OJ
ttt, I'd sav - trie's MoULtiua
HCR TEMPERS AAA WrlCtf
5f(E UrtS -TWlRTV, TH 'fcAffLE 5
Akl' SdUEAKTS MAKE HER MUSICAL.
SOME TIMES
'rloME sweet
of different tables. Later
"Bucky led the entire assem
blage In a yell for the Pep Pep
per girls.
STACK SKITS
Following the repast, of which
baked ham formed a aubstantfal
part, a program waa presented in
the auditorium. Muflc by the
hirh school band and boy- Klee""1 hlh o!. waa the prlo-
club Introduced the program.
Storall. whoa Tersatallty is
previously mentioned, staged a
skit with Hub McGuire. etudent
iwqt presiarni, in wnicn
difficult I
former worked some
mathematical problems, with
well drawn cartoon always the
result, and eliciting enthusiastic
applause.
A one-act farce entitled. "Oh.
Doctor." waa presented by a trio
of high achool boys.
SMOKER FN JOY ED
The smoker, participated in by
members of the high achool, and
held In the gymnasium, prorided
the climax to an already pleasant
evening.
A bout between "Battling"
Brown and "Pug" Cartwell. two
flyweights, followed selections by
the boys orchestra. The bout was
for three 1H minute rounds, was
fall of action, and ended in a
draw.
"Burn" Madrell won the de
cision over Clemen Sigfred in a
three-round hont. the boys put
ting up a good exhibition.
Vincent Reynolds pinned
George Ager for two straight
falls to win the wrestling match
between the two lightweights.
Reynolds superior weight told
In the outcome of the match.
A comedy bout, participated in
by four blindfolded boys pro
vided the scream of the evening,
with the boys wandering far from
the center of action and throw
ing terrific punches at the blue
ozone. All blows did not land
on thin air. however, and some
lively and comical mixups tookj
place between the four willing
mixers.
Carroll (Cowboy) Brunton
and Gerald Zip Zimmerman,
two filgn school welterweights, I
j .. l
staged the main event of the
evening's card. Zimmerman,
high school champion in his
weight, was favored to win the
bout, but before the first round
was well under way discovered
that Brunton was a worthy ad
versary, and the two fought four
rounds that were filled with ac
tion. The draw decision met the
approval of the cheering sons
and dads.
"Steamboat" Jack con, local
professional boxer, was referee.
The varied program proceeded
without a hitch and provided the
dads with a pleasant evening, re
fleeting credit upon all those
who participated.
FRIDAY and
SATURDAY
Feb. 13 Specials Feb. 14
Oil Floor Mops 50c each
Garbage Receptacle Cans Just the j O C
thing; for apartment houses j)l.a3
Vegelators $1.00
Two Cell Flash Lights, JC
complete with batteries OOC
203 Discount on Aluminum Ware
HClaaimatfo
Klafdvat'e Co.
HOUSE
AW 0L AUfO.
Hail
1
IT SOUliDS LIKE
Home" Aiki'.iF rrjy
Towtl Will ,VoU cau
MAKE OUT JIVilE"'
I'm sure she'll
BRiAia $35"!
HE UTRECH
Fisher Speaks
On Lincoln At
Kiwanis Club
Don Fisher, teacher at the lo
P1 apeaker at the Klwanla
luncheon Thursday. Hit topic
waa "Abraham Lincoln" whose
birthday was commenmorated
yM,erday Fi8her Hrrl one
poignant facts on Lincoln's life
and told the story In a new and
Interesting manner.
Three of the high school stu
dents took part in a brief musi
cal program which preceded the
talk.
Announcement was made of
the annual dairy dinner which
will be February 20 In the ex
hibit building. The Kiwanla club
were the original sponsors of
the dairy dinner and each year
they take a prominent part In
the arrangements.
Klamath High To
Enter Oratorical
Contest in State
The Klamath Tnios blRh
school will enter the national
oratorical contest on the constitu
tion. It was announced yester
day by Paul T. Jackson, prin
cipal. The contest in sponsored
yearly In Oregon by the Oregon
Ian, the Oregon Bar association,
the University of Oregon and the
schools.
No date has been set for the
local contest, but it will prob
ably be some time during the
middle of March, Jackson said.
Following it, will be the district
contest in which winners from
each county In the 12th district,
embracing Klamath, Deschutes,
Lake. Crook and Jefferson coun
ties, will compete.
The Klamath high school was
. . . ... . , , ,
the d strict title when Miss Mabel
Moore's talk on the constitution
was Judged superior to other
competitors in the district. Miss
i Moore competed In the slate con-
i tet and was given honorable
mention.
VP IV SMOKE
Husband : Do you mean to
say there's only one course to
night? Just cheese?
Wife: Yes, dear. You see.
when the chops caught fire and
fell Into the sweets, I had to
use the soup to put It out.
Hummel, Hamburg.
Fra n re'8 birth rate In 1930
declined 16.775 OTer 1629.
By Ahern
OF COURSE, AUDREY.
know Hod TRiartTFUU-V
BasV I am! but,
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BRUSrl UP OJkl MV
AtrTo sales -lk ; -
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GARAGE -.-THAT'LL,
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BROKER
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DEATHS
AMUtEW KKKDEKICK
IE1.I.K.
Friends are respectfully invit
ed to attend the funeral services
for the late Andrew Frederick
Mellen to be held Frldav after
noon at S o'clock at the Karl
W hit lock Funeral Home, Pine
Avenue at Sixth with En.iipn
Ford of the Salvation Army of
ficiating. Interment will be
made in Llnkville cemetery.
FRANKLIN JOHN DAILY j
Funeral services for the late
Franklin John Dally were held
Thursday afternoon at the Earl
Whftlock Funeral Home with the
officers of Klamath Falls lodge
of Elks and Archdeacon J. Henry
Thomas officiating. Interment
was made In the family plot in
Llnkville cemetery. Two vocal
numbers were rendered by Mr.
Basil Barker. Pail bearers were
selected from members of thc
Elks.
KSTFI.I..S. HARRIS.
EsteMa Harris, former resi
dent of this cltr passed away
In Berkeley. Call!., Thursday
morning at o'clock, following
an Illness of several days. Sh.
was born In Battle Creek. Mich..
Feb. 2u, 1861. and aned 69
years. 11 months and 2- days
at tha time, of doath. fhe is
survived by four daughters.
Mrs. H. W. Churchman uf San
Diego, Calif.. Mrs. A. C. rher
son of Berkeley, Mrs. Mahlon
LandU and Mrs. G. W. Houston
of this city, two aons. Warren
Harris of this city and Cecil
Harris of Berkeley.
The remains will db brought
to Klamath Falls and removed
to tha Karl Whltlock Fnneral
Home. Announcement of funeral
arrangements will be made later.
hardkxkh
"They tell me Wilson's girl
is hard. Is she?''
"Hard. Why nothing but a
diamond could make an Impres
sion on her." Answers.
Our Saturday Specials Means $
(Dollars in Your Pocket)
New Spring Prints Peplums, GodeU.
Boleros Break into Prints
Dresses for Daytime and Evening
Selling Price $12.50
Ordinarily 114.75 to 119.75
HATS
Smart New Hats, $2.95 to
$10.00
Black and Bright Colors.
New Price on Kayser Hose
$1.00
Chiffon and Reml-Serrke WclKOt, New
oprlng Colors. Symphony, Harmony,
Melody Rhapsody prevailing colors.
CORSETS
The Foundation Garments to be Worn with
th New rrci!BjH,
The Mode Shop, inc.
822 Main St.
Exclusive But Not Expensive
Mrs. Bruchou
New Owner Of
The Hotel Elm
Announcement of the sale ol
the Kim hotel. (Jl Boulo Fifth
street from John A. Llnman lo
Marie Druchou. for a considers'
lion of close to fii.OuO, was
msde jresterday.
The hotel Is a three story
brick structure and contains Hi
rooms. It waa built In III and
has been owned by l.laman for
the past several years.
Hruchous will take possession
of the hotel .March 1.
Camera Idol
Of Home Town:
Erect Statue
VDINK. Italy, Ffc 11. (UP)
Prlmo Omieni may b Junt an
other overgrown .favy weight
rUhtor to (be ret of th world.
but he la a hero to hla fellow-
cttlieua of I'dlne.
A group of Tarnera'a towna
meu, hiaded by hla father.
Journeyed to Ceniona today to
lntect cotoiwal statu of the
fin liter.
When com uleted the atatue
will be placed lo the city's public
square. That la, aa a I'dlne paper
potuled out "If there la room."
DAILY CAPITOL
NEWS LETTER
(Cootlnoetf from Paaro One) I
that they cannot fall to be seen
at a glance; the operator, often
stranger, ought not to be
obliged to pick out his guiding
L lights from blase of lights of
similar t-olor wnirh mean nothing.
"IS TUB new age. color-blind
persons are out of luck, but It
should at least be poasible to give
drivers with good eyesight a fnir
chance to se the signals on
which their safety at every mo
ment depends. The connection
between red lights " and danger
cannot be too close."
Students9 Pictures
Displayed by Studio
An attractive display of photo
graphs of studouts at Klamath
Cnlon htb school has been placed
bv the Kennell-Fllis studio In the
window of the Murray building
on Main street.
The exhibit Includes picture of
members of the 1931 graduating
clans as well as other Individual
photos of n Indents which will be
uird In this year's edition of the
school annual.
WAKE UP YOUR
LIVER BILE
WITHOUT CALOMEL
And You'll Jump Out of Bed in
the Morniog Rario to Go
If you ft snuT and sunk sari Uw wi4
looks punk, don't ewsilov a M of salt,
nmrrml wtr, u. ItuUii rand or tttrwg
truia snd upswt UtM to msks you silitaMilj
swwt sad buuysat and (nil of "viitl j
tor tJiV Mil aio it TKm M) tk. 1
BOVFUI Snd S SMI sssOVWDasnt dnsm-i r Bt
U emum. Tbm rmaoo foe Yw dwn-fldou.
Iscains is your imr. It thcuM p.ur out two
puuada of bquid bits Into your bovsU duJy.
If this bus Is not tVnrlnf tnriy, your food
oiMSB-t digssu It fust dtrara la ths bovslt,
Oas Mosta up your skAscO. Yoj taav s
Uurk. bsd Uata and your brvath b foul.
skis oftwi brusks oat 10 Umbm. Your Hd
chM snd you ImI down sad oufi. Your wbols
aystsai m poisooud.
r .irUi! f10 J"4- "W CARTER'S
UTTU; LTV KK PLUS to ert Uim. two
pounds of bos flowtni tnrty snd Baks y4
f ssi "up snd up." T&ry eootsiB wonderful,
bsmlw, fratl Ttunl utrscU, smsjttnc
wba it ooumo to msking th bU flow inmijt
But dont uk foe U vr pllla. Aidr for CtrtVi
littls User Ull. Ixaok fur tha nam r:artw's
Lints Livur aVuls M lb red UtM. Haswat a
subsutota.
Dresses at $9.50
Cannot ba Surpassed for Value,
("no Hack of Prints. Flat Crepes, few
Knitted Dresses, new shipment Knitted 3
Plece) Suits
$9.50 $12.50 $16.75
Eastern Roads
Adopt Policy of
Lowered Rates
following a recent announce-1
utent made by scvvrnl pastern
railroads cuiu'ertilug reduced
tares, numerous Ingulrlcs have
been received by the Hinithcrnj
Pacific ticket offices In this city
as to huther or not that llnu,
will publish almilnr rates. j
When asked concerning such a
reduction of fares, t M. Illsga, I
district iMHseiiger aRent. pointed
out that the Koutltern I'acittc j
has hsd reduced fares In effect
for the past three and a hair
years. ,
For example, Mr. Illgga referr
ed to his lino's regular published
second clss fare to fhlrago.
which la (0, or approximately I
S renta a mile. j
Similar fares are published to 1
all larger destinations In the
east and southeast, and the ac
tion of the eastern road In re
ducing their farea will merely put
westbound rates on an equal bintl
with eaatbound fares from l'u-
clflc coast points.
Sacred Heart To
Repeat Social
Event at Hall
Th pre-Leo ten Party nonsor-
ed by the members of the Altar
society of Sacred Heart church.
Held at the Music Box Wednesday
was one of the outstanding social
events of the winter. An unusu
ally large crowd attended, and so
pleased were they with the enjoy
able evening that they begged of
the hostesnes lo re prut with an
other social for St. Patrick's day.
March 17, .Mrs. Crstn. the presi
dent, hastily railed her corps of
efficient workers together, and
plans were made for another par
ty for March 17 at the Muxlo Hoi.
At this event there will he danc
ing and cards, as well as other at
tractions whlt-h prunthe Interest
ing diYTfllonfl for the tivrnlns,
and. as hefore. the public Is cor
dially Invited to attend.
TUB REASON i
'What's the trouhle. John?'
"I've been disappointed In
love
'Is that so? I thought you
married Sylvia.
"I did." Answer.
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Final Clearance
Women's Shoes
Every Pair of Women'. Shoes Left From
Our 2 for 1 Sale Now
$2-98
Friday and Saturday Only
Buster Brown
Shoe Store
Try News Classified Ads for Results
For Hard Coughs That
Call For Super-Help
Crcomulsioa is made for emighs
from colds that hang on. r'er coughs
Hrrp and dilhcult-ouiihs whr yu
djr not risk a lew erirctivt fcrlp.
Hut careful prople uc it for
roughs m hub seen, nuldtr ue It 10
do iht utmost and be sifr. Vor no
body knows whcif a cough may lead.
t'rtomulsioo combines seven major
hp in one. Somt cough yirld
hrtt lo one help, scror to another.
Doctors ohm ditfcr on the bsc help,
for coughs are not alias. So hers
we combine all the best to be sure.
Crrosora stands nrt. Hrre It is
Nrnlr1, rmulurmt and ma lt palata
ble. For soot hi eg membranes and
combating germs, it is considered the
supreme help id this type of cough.
But other helps srs sometimes
First Annual
FIREMEN'S BALL
Auspices of Klamath Falls
Fire Department
Exhibit Building
St. Valentines Day
February 14th
Music By Les Sailings
10-piece Orchestra
Plaqroom-qucstroom-all around the house
wfj a GenemAfofoKftacfo
ttlsJ I J WXC BiMWI
Paul Johnson's Super Service
nMni pine tar, wild cherry, meif
l but ipecac and others. Nutmly ran
tell to whirl) help your mugu will
soonest yield. So eiperts have roro
bined in t'reomuluoo all bcti hrt.-s
is one. No narcotic, nothing harm
ful lo a child, but a sreen-way help
to deal with all conditions.
The price is $1 .11 a butt higher
thin a tester help. Hut yuur drug
giil guarinircs it. Your money is
returned il it fails to bring the qtiica,
corn pint help you desire. lon t you
think it worth thsi liule celts t
be aure thai you are doing the ut
most for a cough?
CUKOM tJLSMOX
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PLAYHOOM
Phone 116
628 Main St
Uth and Main St.
Phone 848