PAGE FOUR
THURSDAY. NOVEMHER 29, 1923
THE KLAMATn NEWS
fflie Klamath News
jf,? Publiihtd every mornine ex
ept Monday by tha Klamath
I'kwi Publishing company at 101
1 Ul South Klfth airact, Klamath
Falls. Oregon.
. IXIIctal I'apcr of Illy at Mam-
K falls anil Klamath lounly
Lite
tlHtt ulloway
. . Kililur
Adv. Mgr.
na Zimmerman
Ti ' HritM'KirTIDX llTK!
: flellvcrecl hy eni-rior, mniiih , ..
. ellvrcl fay carrier, year..- ."
, lMivcn-d ! mail, jw A.00
;' IsubNcrlptJons myabta In advance
? Entered as second class mailer
at tho poatoffica at Klamath
'.Kails, tiiDKon, November, la.
Ji3. under act of Marco S. 1ST
Member Selected Oregon
Newspapers
u .
Pacific coast representatives: Ar-IO
thnr W, Stypes. Inc.. San Fran-
risen. Lo. Angles and Tonland.
Eastern representatives: Charles
K. Minor. New York, and w. II.
gtorkweii. cuiosko.
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Member Audit Rurcaa Clrrulathm
BRIEF, BUT GOOD
A Klamath grade school
pupil, in discussing Thanks
giving and other things in
a general way, stresses a
reason for everyone being
thankful by saying, "re
member the kettle though
up to its neck in hot water,
it continues to sing."
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EEN HUR LAPMAN ON
GEESE
Those editorials in the
Portland Oregonian that
have a delightful nature
touch are usually written by
Ben Hur Lapman, one of
this ' nation's great writers
today.' Recently he publish
' ed the following editorial on
eaese, and under a heading,
VThe Flocks That Used to
Be." He said:
"The skies are filled with
wild geese-going south-for
the winter." : Twenty-five
years ago column, in the
Tacoma News Tribune.
But not now, not in num
bers at all comparable, one
ventures to say, despite the
fact the region of Tacoma
' lies in a great migratory
flight lane. There are few
places on this continent
where geese are to be seen
in such assemblies as once
were theirs. Some of these
favored spots are in the
west, some are in the east
the north and the south.
Eut the general distribution
of these fine waterfowl the
plentiful flocks that once
were a remarkable feature
of American wild life, is
sharply shrunken.
There i nn no-ilnfinn -for
reduction 'of the bag limit '3 tnis discrepancy which i
cn wild ducks. In time thisIr' Hover Gov. Brewster, j
movement will prevail. It
can come into its own none
too soon. And the need here
manifest, in the Instance of
ducks, is a need that .-nnnnl
faU to be remarked in the
interests of all wild fowl
We have wasted and snuan-
tiered our heritage, and we
have done so in an almost
unforgivable cruelty howev
er casual and thoughtless it
was. Men say "I remember
when my father's section of
farm land was white with
snow goose." Men say "The
hired man and I, 'taking
turns with a miizzle-lnnrW I
killed fifty geese that morn-lare here Primarily concern
ing." But this is ever in!cd' Private business will
sneukinir of the mist. There lsoon foll')W R"cn Practical
is time to make amends
but not more than enough.
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HOOVER'S SCIENTIFIC
PROSPERITY
From Christian Science Monitor,
, On behalf of the next
president of the United
States, Governor Erewster
of Maine hag presented to
the annual conference of
governors in New Orleans
what may very appropriate-
ly be colled a pact for the
outlawry of depression in
American business.
lit a word, Mr. Hoover
proposes to contribute the
same aid and direction to
the consuming of goods as
the federal reserve board
has long add well contrib
uted to the producing of
goods. He conceives that it
is as necessary lo nuance
consumption as it is to fi
nance production. And to
accomplish this purpose he
proposes neither to central-
tie any new authority in
Washington nor to infringe
in any degree upon the pro
vinces of private business
and private initiative.
Let us consider the prob
lem and the solution as Gov
ernor Brewster, in the role
Mr. Hoovers autnonzeu
! spokesman, outlined them to
h overnors f lhe stateS
",c ; .
j of the Ration. In hjrypt
people have suffered when
: there has been a famine. In
America people have suf
fered when there has been
a flood of plenty and when
storehouses have been filled
with surplus goods which 'press in the next four years
willing consumers have been : that a construction reserve
unable to buy. Today the,' may prudently be accumu
nation possesses an abund-;lated in time of plenty ag
ance of men. money, andjainst the lean year that is
materials; yet at times there ;to come.
prevails unemployment in
certain quarters, and the
consequent threat of over
production and consequent
depression. American manu
facturers can amply pro.
duce ; to sustain prosperity
it needs consumers who are I
ble to buy what they have j
helped to produce. "Unem-1
ployment at times," says;
Governor Brewster, "n a s
mennt a decline of five
ju, eonoeitu
ol tne American people to
buy. No one wants this,
No one profits by its oper
ation. Factories want work.
Laboxcrs desire, employment
and merchants wish to clear
their shelves."
It is this problem which
Mr.' Hoover will attack. It
is a problem of maintaining: ling prices and lagging: pro
a flow of money in thelduction, the government, so
way of wages, profits, inter- j far as practicable, would
est, rent, and so forth in not compete with private
step with the flow of goods i business for men and mater
which the consumers would lials. But when signs of de
like to buy. The money ' preasion are ahead, with
used for the production of ! wage slower, and unemploy
goods is not always suffi- ment gaining, the govern
ment to finance their con-'ment would at once increase
sumption. Unless otherwise ' its activity in public works.
!maae up lnere wl"
be a discrepancy between
producing power and con-1
suming power. It is this dis-jto
crepancy which has contrib-1
uted to the traditional bus-
iness cycle and has prompt-
'ed recurring depressions. Itithe Kellogg pact for the out-
and such forward-looking
..,.., . nB tviiiiom T 1
Foster and Wadill Catch-
:inKS
believe that the
'crnment, by
tne wise ana i
.. . .
umely exPenulture l puonc
'una3 or public works, can
eliminate. A3 .Mr. trewster
"plained to the conference
lof tremors:
ith an annual expen
diture of seven billions upon
construction, America is in
a position to stabilize pros
pcrty to a most remarkable
extent. Public authority
sPonf!s more thiin a mllion
an'l a half- Witn this we
I demonstrations as govern
ment may make since the
j great commercial interests
of the country have the
most vital stake. This may
I apply not alone to construc-
tion but to the renewal and
extension of capital facili
ties of every sort. It is the
considered recommendation
of the one who has received
the overwhelming mandate
of the American people to
guide and guard their pro-
As the President-Elect Started on Good-Will Voyage
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'- .GufW-f . "V . --' V- - -- V"
An unusual picture of the battleship Maryland, on whlih President
South Aineriean land, la ahowu alMive. Th picture waa tuken a
harbor of San Pedro. Lou Ancel.
"So centralization of au-i
thority is proposed, but ;
merely the .creation of a
.... i . .
condition by concerted
tion that shall make possi-
ble a remedy that will ap-
peal persuasively to all.
Follow the flow of those
three-billions to the con-
tractor, to the laborer, to
the material men, to the
'factory, to the factory em-
bil-'Dloves. or the merchants, to
Ul, form-,, Tf lib. thl i
nouse mat jjick duiic, ana
(unemployment is at an
end."
The service which the
government can render to
the maintenance of a plan
ned prosperity operates in
two ways. When signs of in
flation are ahead, with ris-
s providing employment
for more men and . aiding
private business by adding
the buying power of the
consuming public,
The Hoover pact for the
outlawry of depression and
lawry of war have a notable
similarity. If the United
states is to maintain the
...u:..u ti.n ; ...
enjoys, and on which com-j
gov-lmercial progress is based,'
gov-;mercial progress is based,
. ... . I
it must organize the mech-!.
pmsm to preserve peace. Jl
il is to maintain prosperity,
it must organize the mech
anism to sustain prosperity.
Mr. Hoover is ideally equip
ped to undertake this or-
Iganiy.ation.
A "trust" is a monopoly
that robs the people, who
own the stock and share the
profits taken from them-
selves.
The man who delights in
argument seldom proves
anything, except that his
wife takes in boarders.
o
Does Brown work hard
and make $500,000 a year?
Well, his reward is like
yours, board and clothes,
and a coffin.
o
A mere cehbnty is one t
invited to address luncheon '
clubs. A real famous guy is j
one adopted by an Indian
tribe. . ' '
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1 arsfeie&-
OFFICE
CAT
By jcxira
LiKhiuIni I ilka a man: It
on't auotk you unleaa attracted.
i '
' Sleht-aeelni; 0 n I d e: "And
ac-'taiii .,,,., on yolir
rKnt , m a nionmnent er.-ct-
ed to a noble cauae.-
Inquialtlve OM Lady: "And
what does It stand (or?"
The Guide (arcatl!-allr :
''neeaui'e. madam, it would look
silly lyln down."
"There must be a lot of money
in the newspaper business." said
Waldo McMutt. "At least
nvpf knew a newspaper man
Itrlef Uesiimo
He got acquainted w'hh
brother before the wedding.
He itot arqiiuiutcd with
father and mother during
ceremony.
He cot acquainted W'lth
sisters after the nuptials.
Hut he never did learn
know the bride.
her
to
If the women d nailed puhliclty
as the mpn do alimony there
would bn fewer divorces.
If there were no God to 'wftf
ship some folks would bo c li
lt rely sutlsllcd with worcVlilpplaR
their particular denomination. (
To err is human to keep It
quiet Is not.
Cousin Lury'c hmband Is so
easy to set his feelings hurt that
even when she has company he
must wait on him more than she
does the guesti.
AVha, the We.....re,sed .Man j
Will Wear 3 I
A style illspatcli from Alier-nooay 10 utae aovantne 01 vib
doen stat.-s that there will be no trlct Attorney Joab Ilnntnn'a
than re In the pockets of Scotch 'offer of Immunity to anyone who
tweed suits next season. : nld name the kllle of lloth-
, ; letefn. Fenriiia the underworld
Life Is sometlilnr like rontln-! m"r" "'an the district attorney,
uous vaudeville half the people I McM.inus preferred lo face the
are looking around for "Thm;,',",r'r lree murder.
I Way Out" and the other half for I
J
"" irepornni!): "There's n
man at the door with a wooden
man Bt flu. rln.ir wltli a amu
,
K. mum. s
"Thank you. MaRKie; wc don't
need any."
'
Some Rlrla think
merely a stock-over
to alimony.
marriage la j
on lhe road '
He who hath health has hope
and he who has hope has every
thing. Keep that aehool complexion,
hut 'not on your coat lapel.
For tlioso who travel nnd suf
fer from Insomnia a sure cure
has been found. It Is niB ot
good sleep.
When a man wants to make a
fool of himself providence rarely
Interferes. Moat people, how
ever, still think that provldenfe
does the milking. It Ih the peoplo
who rarely Interfere.
"I'm
all puffed up nlioitl mv
new mamma," said ihe llrtlo
water wing as the fair lmly Jump
ed Into the pool. '
For Business
Opportunities'
In West Klamath, see
Slater Investment Co.
Mad treponini!): "There's n
-e!.-ct llorbert Hoover and party emharked on a smid-wlll irlp to
the Muper-dreudnatiKht lointed her oone luwurd (lie aea. In the
otaere lhe HiHivera went ali;ird.
Gibson Involved in
Rothstein Mysteryrrr.";;1:
(roiitlniieri fr.kln I'akc Tho)
' i Meekan did. Iloth wore triumph
uy alter-datk life, and Jtoth- .,y wcorted heforo the arand
teln, nationally noted for his un- Jurors by District Attorney IUii
canny ability to pl. k a winner. ' ' In penum. What they said
waa one of tho first to see the i h."' r,,,",
, . . ijury se-islun liantnn announced
weakness ill Ilempsey s nlnl,hal h W l nn.i,..rIIB subtaii
pins aud to profit lli. rehy llrnncl-' u..l reduction of their llun.uuii
way Koulp at the lime said Unit lull us inuterlnl wlineses. .
ItnthMteln bet with his ac.ua-:
turned heaviness on Tuuuey In
both the Philadelphia fight,
which Rave him the crown, and
at the rhlmico Tiinney-llenipaey
fracas. In which ha kept It.
Kothsiuln Hhnred plckiux hon
ors In tho Philadelphia upet with
Mat "lino Uoo" Ho.'f, who.' 1
I name has already been mentioned i
in me luresiiKaiinu. nut at rni-;
cacn he boosted the waning lu
teres! in the second fig-lit hy let-1
this It be known that hn was;
betting on Pcmpsey. When the
returns were In. however, this
. did not prove to have been the,
"fact. Kotlisteln cleaned up a.
,nL j so. on, I time on Tummy. , ni- , ,
'.'. ' "Thai's llinii". r '
I Cih.son's testimony Is to 'he
lemplnycd lit untansllng Iloth
: stein's financial affairs, which
: were neat enough until he wa
Eliminated with a bullet.
Three employes of the Park '
Central hotel today scanned a
i Ionic line of prisoners In lite i
'Tombs and pointed a fltmer at,
anotlior old friend of Hot)itclii
"That's him. thoy puitl of.J
i(nrp0 A McMnnus. snytnu n-
hired and nrcnpled Koom 34!), hi
0r ln0 three who Identified Me-
Manus wss hrldcet Kahey, a f
mil id at ih hntel. The nnmes i
of the other two were not di
cloi-ed.
rith
pambU-r's stnre.
I Him unity Offrreil
MrMnnus. n six-foot. 200
nr..,n.i mon -h, rtn..hi rhin w
blue a.u.n a few hour, after h
has been shaved, refused aitaln i
brought aaalnst him yesterday In
a nriei ainuavit on iiuniou s
order.
..,. i,n,.,, ,.
turned acainat McMunns Krlday.
Meals are better
with
TREE
Orange
ay ! .. W
tho chane on which ho la held
will lie wiped out automatically
ii) c:tn produce atroux
U'stliuoity.
Alihoush McMunua ' didn't
weaken, hl.lner Kt.iler and Jimmy
i Kfde Richards prominent era
dunte nurse of Klamath Fulls
Is confined to the Klamath Valley
; hospital where sha is reported to
, be Qiil-e III. Her friends will
' hope for lcr spe.'dv recovery.
4th Annual Kle-trlr nail to
morrow nluht. Lei's go! adv.
CONSTIPATION IS
PLAGUE OF RACE
Eat Fruits and Vegetables
Properly Flavored
., The pnperi are full of statements
onj thtoncs alxuut constipation
one of the plagues of civilised
people. What are the fuels? A
famous food bioloeist was a'ked to
PinLV If If IBM' a (Ml H "UII1HIVU IV UII
in then fi wurd.'i: "At vm-
! of constipation is duo to a lack uf
! rouv'ttAKv in tie uitt. r.ut brun,
tennils, aiul fruits and vi'KtiMe
; both raw and cuked.'
lie went on to em pitas.. how
mu h more pleasant it is to- ent
these healthful fiods provided th ir
delightful taK'es and flavors arc
lnt'ulAniMi Vim fits iwa et stiiis-t II.
Hpuke of how hard it is to jrpt t hil-
then to eat cereal.', so hnvtiriMl in
j their diet! unless they are properly
' sweetened. lie akrd u to reineni-
her how many helthftil frutta
"X f ruU .".1,
.velopinir their lemarkahle
flavors with suirar.
' We should put it down as a safe
rule of heulih that nil human hcinsrs
livintr in the civilised wirld tiHlay
nied plenty .if fruit nnd veffcluhle
libr in their ilhily diet. Sulfur, hy
lni;kfnr nesily till stu-h diets n,n
ant to-tnste and eusy to eat. is the
bite dependable aid to the eating of
rnturhajre.
There .is no substitute for snenr
In the norninl diet. Sugar Is Na
ture's iilenl flavor for healthful
foods. Kut the thine you need iimk
enjoy them, lhe Sue.nr Institute.
TEA
Pekoe
gsJ
Youth Denies
Murdering: Woman
ritKRNO, :l . Nov. HA. I AO
Sound asleep 01 lhe home ot
his' randinotlivr In Trniioullllv.
near here, Harrison II. Ilumlolptl,
HI, aoiiKlit as the lunii who
slriilUled Mrs. Pearl llunulcull
lo death In Knst llukorsflrld
Monday ulglit, waa arreslod early
thta ninriilim liv .intiutv sherirrs
of Kfesim anil Kuril fouullos,
llnrrlson submitted calmly lo
arrest and subsequent question
ing, iiuriug wliltli fro mnliitultied
he did not kill Mrs. llunulcull.
PIONEERS WILL
CELEBRATE IN
FIVE COUNTIES
MAIlSIII'IKI.n. Ore.. Nov. ..
Ml Pioneers of tv counties
will gather at Empire, t'oos coun
ty's oldest and .newest town net
summer In the largest old t litis
celebrutUn ever staaed In I'oos
county, according lo K. II. Tlclte
nor. ut Port Orford. who has
mado arrangonicnia with the l: n
pirn chamber of commerce.
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