PAGE FOUR
THE KLAMATH NKW8
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER i4. 1928
The-Klamath News
Published fwy moraine x
ecpt Monday by Tha Klamat
Kwi publishing company at 101
111 South fifth street. Klamath
Falls. Oregon.
ssm..w.
Orflrlal Paper or City of Klam.
lb 11 U aad Klamath tnuaty
Hubert tJallmcay
Ljr-a St.lmaicrm.a-.
Ldilor
.Ad. Mgr.
1 Bl'llSCltllTION KATKM
fWllveml by carrier, month S -an
(Mlrerrd by carrier, ear. .oO
Delivered by biaII. year . A.tkO
Hi b-t rlptlo-S iwyabln la adraare.
Botnrad as aeroud claas matter
at ' the poatofflca at Klamath
Falls, On-tan, November 1-,
... ander art ot March i, !".
' 'temlwr Bclec-pd Oreajoa
" r " KewanaiMi a
.it
n' ii tn - V. .TTi
Pacific toast resreaentatlTea: Ar
thur W. Slype. Inc., Kan Fran
cisco, Los Anrelea and Portland.
Eastern representatives: Charles
rV Miller, New York, aid W. II.
bijrkwell, Chicago.
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;- Telephone 87
Member Audit Hurras) Circa latJos)
BEATING THE TRAIN
Despite the columns and
columns of warning stories
and editorials that have ap-1
peared, some motorists still ,
will try to beat a railroad
train to a grade crossing. ,
'. A Michigan driver was :
approaching a crossing the i
other day. A slow-moving ;
freight train was in sight ,
and the crossing alarm bell j
-was ringing; but the man;
felt he could easily, get I
across before the train ar-jof
rived. He stepped on it.
But the freight train con
cealed a fast- moving pas
senger train on the other
track. The passenger train
reached the crossing just as
the automobile did. The
automobile is' a pile of junk , oi,ut ' , f;,al,, '
... . , . ., from a slight concussion of
and the driver and his wifethe brain N b , A KUm,lh Fal Ilapper call.
are aeaa.
How long will it be until
the last driver is educated
to the point of a wholesome
espect for grade- crossings
up do not know. It is amaz-
inir that anv man would trv I
- - ...
to slin over a crossing when
an approaching train is ac-
tually in sight.
WORKING FOR AN
EDUCATION AT YALE
A bulletin from Yale Un
iversity announces that one
third of the students there
kre earning their own way,
either wholly or in part.
During the past year these
students earned a total of
$594,187 toward Jheir sup
port. !' Most of us ordinarily
think of Yale as a school
for sons of moderately well-
to-do people. To learn that !
a third of the student body'ment will do something for 1
is working its
way 13 a
a
surprise.
j
to i
One might venture
guess that among this third
of the students are propor-;
tionately many more young!
men who will make their:
mark in the world than.
among the two-thirds whose
expenses are paid by their
parents. A boy who wants
an education badly enough i
to work for it himself will
get something out of it. The
waster and idler, present on
our college and university
uui loti-ge anu um ersiiy
campuses m such woeful
nunioers, are not the ones:
who are earning their way. I
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HIS PARACHUTE FAILED.
The luck that occasionally
attends an aviator is little
short of miraculous.
James McFadden, para-!
chute jumper, had an exper-
ience at Savannah the other ;
day that sounds almost un-i
bclicvable.
McFadden went up in a
balloon at the Georgia
state fair with a parachute
Mrapped to his back, leaped
out when he had attained
a good altitude. Down he
came. He pulled at the cord
EDITORIAL
When young boya and stria alt In automohilci ouUirlo tU.n
hall and drink 1-n.Mmmi.i moonshine, just remember, father
and mother, that you hav not done your part tn thU wnrM.
Take a atand; wreck the miorah1e practice. Send tome of
Ihe Iwk-halrrd ahirkn. who sell vile whiwkpy, to the pen
Itfntiary. Tut them to work nwkliin a living and you will
be doinjc them a tavor mi wo 11 am irotH'iiua Innocent boya
and girls who are led into thoso hell-holt of corriiMiou.
Our Higncays
pHE FEOPLB voted to retain automobile license
fees in Oregon that we might have good high
ways. , '
Now, conies the injustice of making those high-
ways into death traps by
the joint keeper, the road house operator, the beer
garden owner and the dance hall manager to ply his
vocation at the expense of law and order. He is
making a reign of terror in the heart and mind of
every citizen who drives a car.
The writer has been informed by several good
farmers that they never come to Klamath Falls on
Saturday unless they are sure of getting home before
nightfall. They are fearful of drivers who speed up
and down the highways after the time arrives for
the dances. Off to Merrill with a bottle of gin, and
the drinking orgy that follows can easily be des
cribed by officers who have witnessed it.
. Are the people going to continue to pay the li
cense fees for automobiles and let the highways be
transformed into dangerous zones for all traffic, due
entirely to dance hall managers who run free and
easy dumps? '
Take the licenses from drunken drivers, Mr. Of
ficer, and shut up the dance halls. Padlock them
and public sentiment will stand behind you.
his parachute but it'
failed to open. He dropped
like a plummet.
But luck was with him.
He lit on top of a big circus
tent. The canvas held and
broke his fall. He is now
in o Virtonifal roenverino '
broken; he will be as welliher eostume combine be- A mOTBn.0 trim lh0 Amerctn
as ever in a few davs cause when she drive, out In he slllnp(lr t() tnc ,nl ,
as eer in a lew days.. icountry it not only .hocks t.oald , 9hlnncr woult collllmlB
Few aviators ever had a . '"'i ' tne pn,lro cre ;the sean h uutu i.i.k ami then
luckier break tKah'that
o
" yu believe any un-l
...
reasonable tning toia you
ou are in love' or 'oa are
a good party man or you
are a sucker the last, as a
rule, being synonymous with
either of the others.
o
Old Dobbin had his lim
itations, but he didn't stop!
on the track just because
the driver had no sense.
o
No cause can survive if
its only answer to criticism
is the charge that criticism
is wicked.
o
j When all of the peniten
tiaries are made nice and
comfortable, maybe Govern
.(to
-the victims Of crime.
the victims of crime,
o
In this raw country noth-
,ing seems to have the mel
lowness of age except the
dirt in a hick-town hotel,
o
A crank is a man who i
; won't believe you are on
'the right side unless you are
as unreasonable as he is.
6
Those who labored
. J
inr i
years to change the Consti-sang
tution are patriots; those j
Who suep-est chanirintr it
i v. no suggest cnanging " j
again are traitors. j
0 ;
A New York lawyer has
brought suit because a
judge insulted him. It's bad
form to insult anybody in
court except witnesses,
o
Penitentiaries become
more comfortable every
year. Any place improves
rapidly when important cit-
izens begin to patronize it.
Usually a village begins
with one store and improves
as more and more clerks
save enough of their $30 a
month to set up for themselves.
V
permitting the bootlegger.
Publisher,
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OFFICE
CAT
By JUMCS
sa-Yn Inn P1 flrt U a fi II 1-
. ; :" ' j proceed to. 'New York with 11
He: t tell you darling, my survivors on board. The Ship
Move for you 1 driving me mad. p(r gnu n ejpe.(.(j i arrive
She: Well, keep quiet snout it.
it-- hnvino-
it's having the same effort
on ,
dad.
Sometfmo.
raii.es a kick.
planting
kiss
Klamath Falls Orocer: "llrown.
I've decided tn rubie your salary
a week."
t'lerk: "Will you give mo that
in writing, sir"
Grocer: "Isn't my 'word good
enough for you?"
Clerk :"Oh. .yes. sir. lint I
-mi vl,l..n.-.. t ,hn. me wife,
She's expecting me to get
raise."
What wc would like to know
is how some gents can get out j
nf going to a wedding with their
wives.
Grandma: "Oh. Jenny, darling.
'I am surprised! Aren't you going
give your brother part of
5 ".l ... granny. Eve did
'that and she's been criticized i
. ever since. !
1p yonder we'll have harps,
And If you prefer a saxaphone,
you know what you can do.
j .
The army has a fighting plane
equipment with six machine guns
and 250 bombs
It will probably I
j be christened Spirit ot Chicago. J
It Sounded isight Anyway
j" Junior, who lives in Chlloquln,
terrified his mother one Sunday i iielp reached the scene, and thai
upon returning from Sunday's rough sea was running
. . . I .
scnom nv savins: - i onav we
'Jesus Is Sneaking Through I dltlons which for hours prevented
Humboldt Tark.' " officials here from obtaining
At ,h ,ir,t onr,orl,,nity "lifrom the master of tho Vestris
,noiher colled the teacher about a definite statement of the i,m.
it, who replied: "We sang. 'Jesus I ber of lifeboats and llfo rofls
seeking a Humble Heart.'
Modesty is the quality that en- j ahondoned.
ables a girl to sit still two min-' It was explained that until
utes without thinking her knees ' definitely Informed as to the
are showing and trying to pull I number of boats and rafts put
down her skirt. (off from the Vestris, tho coast
I guard would . proceed on the
Some men can conceive hut . theory that sone passengers were
cannot execute some can exe- unaccounted for and would con
cute but aro not good at concelv- tinue the search.
lug plans of procedure and poll-1 -. ,
tics. ! Lena II. Lelch asked lhat the
I marriage bonds binding her la
A fellow said he set a trap for Herbert W. Lelrh be broken In
his wife when he tried to catch
a mouse in the pantry.
"James, my son, did ynu Inkn
that letter to the postorflce and
pay the postage on It?"
"Father, I seed a lot of men
putting letters In a little place;
and so when, no one was looking.
I slipped yours In for nothing."
Two More Ships
Said in Distress
(('nntliiiinl from I'nRr. One)
8. 8. Vestris sunk suddenly whll
the nasarnxcrs were attentnlltiii
to net Into life boats, accurdtti.
la Henry Scbu,lti. a third-class
VASIUN(iTO .Nov. U, ( W)
H.hIU'S havo been win Mod flout-
In near tho plnco where the
South Anu'rWtm liner VoatrU
wink, the chief officer f thut
v ejtM 1 , now on boa r d tho rem ue
ship Amerlcau Shipper, notified
l he navy and cot Kuard by !
radio today, i
Mitny HoMcitctl I
Vice Admiral M. M. Taylor, out
board tho navy battleship Vy (
omintx, reported to headquarters I
that el it In bitata aud ono life ruH j
left l he Vesirl. and that one '
Iwttt and the life raft cttpled. j
Alt of the people In the life-j
boat i. with the exception o( the
boat whlih capsiacd. were rea
med, the nieaHaae from tho Am
erican Shipper aald.
Ai'tina; ou thla Information and,
upon advice from Admiral Tay- J
lor, the navy decided SRnlnst dli
paichluK the dlrlRihle l.oa An-1
Klti to join the search. Deatroy-
era and cutlers, now at the acene
nf H. in.tv h-v- hs,-.. m.
atructed to recover tho floattnx
bodle!..
W ill fv Sran-h '
Ho., .f th I. m.
Imiit and a few from the life ruft !
were rescued by tile Wyoming
Admiral Taylor reported.
"Not thousht posHthle any Hr
Inn and will discontinue search
this erenlnR. be radioed to the
LV.il uvnurtincut.
The admiral also advised the
ivy that the name of Mrs. liar -
navy
rler. previously reported rescne.l
Boo u ui nave neen renorieu asison. who h.id been riiiirciinR
...r. LMiiurrs t.u.cu.
J Klve women passeitRors from
the Vestris snd three members
of the crew aro on the Wyoming llualn w;t represented In the dl
and may bo brought Into ilamp-; play.
ton ltoads. the admiral radioed.1 Pictures of the display
.Many Satr.1 jihe rlhbiins awarded will be on
Those on the Wyoming wero 'linplay In the near future. The
listed as: .pijee of he cxhll.lt of plclurea i
Jlrs. Kernand. Mrs. Inoge, Mrs.
noscli. Mrs. Ilatten. Mrs. Oel-1
rich, and John Morris. Gerald
llurton anil Joseph lloilll. thf
latter, three memhers ot the
a,0 Wednesday or early Thurs-
rfnv.
I At 10:30 a. i
sage Intercepted
a rod in niev
by I lie Phila
delphia nary yard and forwarded
to headquarter, said an unnam
ed vese( had picked lip lifeboat
13 ot the Vestris with 21 pas
sengers and also rescued
man who was swimming.
ono j
NORFOLK. Va.. Nov. 1 S, (Uj1"' "' feature uttraelloii today
P) The battleship Wyoming ond!l ,,,! Liberty iheaire, 1 said lo
seven coast guard cutters have j b essence of refined cmn. ily.
been ordered to continue the 11 .oillaltn seine oiililour sluff
search for sunlvnrs anil limlle.
13!of those lost In the sinkln. nficry in a:i or souiL.rn t'aiir.iralu
the Vestris. it was said M theiw:l" utilised
naval base tonight.
This will delay tnelr arrival
hero with survivors uireacly res -
cued probably until Thursday.
' Vice Admiral Taylor declined
an offer of destroyers to aid him
in tho search, saying that a heavy;
sea and a 4S-mlle wind would
render destroyers of little aid.
J.csruo Sold Feot
-The naval base was advised
that the Wyoming has eight sur-
vlvors aboard. Two coast guard
.cutters have. five bodies aboard.
i The American Shipper has 125
'survivors aboard, the Berlin with
24 survivors and the Myrlam
with 64 aboard have started for
(New York and should reach there
j Wednesday.
Naval officials here regard the
rescue as an excellent feat, con-
.slderlng there was difficulty in
j locating the s;cne, that tho Vcs-
tris had gone down before any
vrincism va. nireeieri n
'wnicn were lowered from the
I Veslrls when the craft was
a divorce suit filed In the cir
cuit court Tuesday. In which she
gives desertion as grounds. The
plaintiff asks for the custody nf
their ono child, an clKht-mnnths-old
girl.
J. A. Maddox, contractor
confined to his homo wilh
attack of influenza.
Mrs. Hoover
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' ! --. 4 tV-Vy-KlTW- 'viy ' . fN-j."
ft i 4 V'! VT . ' "'-W 'J A
Liu jejft ( $
s
mattfii i
ifes'iatWiVWi
And It ere Mm. limner, wife
f
IMMtilnit Iter iuarkel liallnl In the inl-l Ih at their liito .llio
MiliiiH place. I'nif. K. I. Tunl . iivciiut ii.Hvtor, 11U0 U
lion ilroppliiK the
Klamath ISooth
Wins First Prize
1
(Cwnllnuetl Fnim Pae
Ono)
' a.;il i99 irii(tt ,-0utity dairy
tMH-tar. t"K iiinn wsU'bluR the
iwolll .INlrilmltiiR llli-r.it uru ami
L:.' I "
On I'nriliiiut .lay small
ss. k. of piil.tto.'s wrrc Rlvoii to
vlsiton. In the ti.mth.
The
NnnhaeM l.uniborincn's
aMM-lailon
repreiK-iitailve tonk
the miniature sitw-
nii-iures nf
mm, am, , ,,n,y of ,,.,
,hhh look like .liferent charac-
Iter and obje.-!. The dl.play ol
i knots hel.inss to II. I). Morten-
Ih.'tn for yeur.
I'rartlr-illy evrrylhlne rulscd
and pro.lurrd In the Ktumuth
I'" '" annniince.l Int.t. (
At the Liberty
It I eay to do some stunts ItiiTIMKS. lint there's no need for
the niovln. Oihers nr.. not sn making it a HA HIT. If you have
easy to .otltcniplate or esc. lilt'.
Inn have little real .lanucr. Iltit
In "Attn Hoy." Monly llr.iiks
Hie star, purtiripat'1.) in a stum
that was one nf great iivrll.
He was culied upon to nUiii.I
over a prefliiiie. Nut that this,
tn llxelr. is of su.-h great inn-mi-tit,
hut iluwii lM-inw was a
great lake hilltWr. .U of feet d.ep.
The Kl!Klltit misstep and the
cuiueilian wmihl go nver anil nver
int.. tlie .Imping un.l straining
hn.ly of nater h. lil III U-a!.h by
the big .lam .
j wane "Ana liny, wiu.'ii . tn
for which the most alluring scen-
Mr. anil Mrs. tv A. Iluiin will
,M,v Thursday by motor for
iMedford. where they . will visit
w"h reianves i.etnre .onrn.iyiu.
norln '" '-""'allls for the football
Makes Life
Sweeter
i
Next time a coated tongue, fet
id breath, or acrid skin Elves
evidence of sour stomach try
Phillips Mlik of Magnesia!
Get ai-iitninted with this per
fect anti-acid l ha I helps the sys
tem keep sound and sweet. That
every stomach nwlj at limes.
Take It whenever u henrly meal
brings any discomfort. ,
Phillips Milk r.f Magnesia has
won medical endorsement. And
convinced millions of men und
women ihey didn't have "Indi
gestion." Don't diet, and don't
.offer; Just remember Phillips.
Pleasant to Hike, and always ef
fective. . The name Phillips is Inipnrt
nnl; II iileniifies the genuine pro
dnct. "Milk of .MngtioHla" has
been the P. s. registered trade
mark of Iho Charles II. Phillips
Chemical Co. and lis predecessor
Charles 11. Phillips sinco 1873.
PHILLIPS
r Milk
ot Magnesia
Is Early Voter
' iev .-f vr"",s
9t
the Itepitbltcnit KliitolariMM'ni'er,
hall t Into the IW.
1 DEATHS
t lur.Mi.-r l.co l.'Aloniil.'r
Krl.mU sr. ri'hKMif ully
vtt.'d tn uttrnd the fitnrul scr
,.i...,. ... .k t,.. .... iM.. .. ... ... . .. t ... .
.M.AIcs.,..r to Im. brl.1 Wcdnr.-
day sftornokin at 1n
lh . Karl Whltl.xk
llnme. I'iue Avrnue
'i-lm-k' at
riiiirr.it
st Kmh
witlk. ltev. V. K. Allium, nantnr
f the Klrst t'hrlnllait rhurrta of -
ri.tullnr liiierinent will Ih"
,,,,, , ,,,, , ,,.
Vle rrmetery
....
I Mrs. Ijhi llr.iml..v nf Atflilun
, rnJnyiiiR a ew vlnii In!
Klunnith Ki.ll. ullh r,.j. il.r.j unit !
,rlrn,i.
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A DOCTOR'S ADVICE:
GO LIGHT ON
LAXATIVES!
Kveryone need, a lavatlvo. AT
he hal.it. ynu run br-rtd-or It
III thirty days. Or less!. And this
' ' ""'
The -ncx. Urn.' run en o lake
any Mronir ealSsrtlr dnn't. In-
teuil, lake a Utile ravin;.. That'.,
tint a vl.lnu. drug Inil tin. hark
of a tree. The luxailve made with
usi-ura iniililn'i harm a .hlld.
it i.. It. fail, the miv en I hl.rl le
manv piiysl. -Litis will ujiprove for
cMldreii. tlelitle im It i:., easrar
izlng Is J 1 1 1 1 ii.. tlinrniiuh 111 i-leun-sing
tho i'n.,!i a. the nun-.. pnH-or-fill
piling that n.tiially ia a
IH-rvnu'H stri-nglh.
I'rnnf that Ihere's lln hallll
liv ...sraru le-glns the vei-y day
i
r -
Wanted Turkeys
Live or dressed poultry of all kinds. t Eggs.
WE PAY CASH
Martin Fruit & Produce"
536 Spring St. , Phone 671
Bring them in early. '
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ALL STAR CARD
Veterans' Pavilion Thursday, Nov. IS
BENNY' 10 Rounds JOHNNIE
DOTSON vs. FRANCIS
One flossy 1 Igliler Pibl,. ,,f li.rn.it t Falls
EDDIE 6 Rounds TEDDY
GRAHAM vs. FOX
One of Portland's llcxt Terrific Hitler
Also 4 High-Class Preliminaries
ADMISSION:
Ringside $2.50; Reserved $2.00; Bleachers $1.50
Kids, 50c ,
An:lokFrench
' Navy Pact Fails
(CYntlnurd Yom Patf Oae)
ldi:e ttad aald blmiily that Ilil
Im In'a Milt inle on liavul llmH.
tlnii waa fiivoiutile to KiiKltind
and Kruuitt and iinfavoriiltlo to
Atitetica.
The ihi between lluldwln and
Lloyd (leoiKO waa lilllei and
v 11 limit qtiuriHr. Ill reply to (ho
liberal's iharKea thai the Mvorn
mill nllliiitle waa uuravornble to
world peaio, lluldwtu umuIImI
l.lnyd (ItMirite'a wrltliiHN and
sierclira iia ui.iktiiR the nation's
purine effort "lucotiipurubly"
mure dlllli-ull. Tho prtMttler uUo
l'
iu Id that Lloyd (leorRe'a ntla
would luake it ImpOriMlhle. were
ho, ever reluriiid to offlm, for
htm to dml with foreign atata
men.
"IWm't worryt" shouted libor
Hr. "he won't bo relumed."
I llalilwlu, hi hta iMcim of the
I (-oi;ervntlVit Koveriimeut'a ue
litoua. did not make ilnir what
Hue ltrlaln'a future altitude on
i r'reiu h hind rtnervea would (ol
low. The naval accord had alveti
i Krame her dealrvd slatua on
heavy army reervea In return
tir couiir(imli.i' mi the llrltir-h
uavul llniliatlon.
riltKMKVN MOMK I IIIKII
CAI.I.fl'. K. XI.. Nov. U. II'
ln.jri "HU ti'st-. wvr. Hlarlrd by
, s flr.-biis bore altimlay nislit.
Our nttrmnt wn mudo to ..t
"r, m, n
wl.il.. firein-n wur.. (.!,. In. .
- n anntbrr utrt of the city.
lake your phmlclan's prnsrrln-
llnn. tn the I'rllrsn lruc Co.,
'71J Main street iumI dnnr to the
1 1'l'ie Tr.-e thrslerl. They uta
0"'' '" rs.le drus: all:
. I'r""'l' ' !"
Sklll... pharmsrls a of
'rtMMU It
y.srs Of I
prices are
I.iwsv, t". the N.w.
i
..rter tuklitg. Instend of In lint
I'lngxed Wnrso than ever, tile
l.n"els nr.. more Inclined in
move OF TIIKIIl OWN At'l'oltll
Vnu iiuiv have to lake .'llcara
-leveriil times lo rstalillsh regular
ity. Hill the times ynu need this
gentle stimulus grow further
apart. And ynu NF.VKIl find you
unist iiit-resse the omonnt.
. ( aseiirn's Ideal form Is the
eaii.ly Casrnrct that please nny
pulate. and you'll find i ti-m at
Hie first-drugstore ynu nsk.
31
Rounds
Locke
Motor Co.
Annual
November
USED CAR
Sale
1928 Chevrolet
Sport Cabriolet
Just liiio new, and In
wonderful condition
1928 Chevrolet
Coach
Only (one a few thous
and miles and you will
bo surprised at the
price
1928 Chevrolet
Sedan
This car was a demon
strator and it in the
best of condition
1928 Chevrolet
Tourinj?
Only gone 1,500 milei
and at a liberal
discount
1927 Chevrolet
Landau Sedan
Fully equipped and
ready to go. .ThU car
i a renl bay
192G Chevrolet
Roadster
Res inclosure, new rub
ber, and in perfect
shape. You should see
(hit car
1927 Chevrolet
Coach
Lota of ifnutcd miles
and you will aree
that the price
is right '
1927 Chevrolet
Touring
New paint and in per
feet mechanical con
dition. Heater and .
Iota of extrai
1927 Ford
Sedan
Ruxtell and now Duco,
paint. Car in excel-
lent condition
and the price
'' , i low -
Co.
CHEVROLET SALES
and SERVICE
522 S. Sixth St.
Phone 49
LbcCte
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