A " PAGE POtTR 'Wednesday, November 7,2 TITE KLAMATH NKW8 The, Klamath News' Living By Bread Alone f1 Well, I Reckon There' s Always Room for More! PabijiiMjt wry jiornlBf jn ,), atato of Connecticut there Is a 'peace fill litllof eapt Moadsjr by Tos Klamath Ksars pnbiubln company at 101-. villnjre that .has been drowsing beneath the hm1o of: liiafaoracM(U K'""Mh. it-, mat elm trees since before the Revolution. ..:...:...:.:-....,.. ! Main street .swept down a gentle hftl in a wiile, lazy j StTI&ri 7i Kin?th .nlT curve' GUpt cIm flnnkea tne 'nJrth.of it. Behind them ! p...w....... , were the colonial houses, trim in white clapboards and; Itobort (ialloway Kdttor , ahnltpr InnlnW verv miieh as the v InnLori vvli.n Ad. M.:r" " . r. Lyaa Klnuoeraiaa.. -r Washington's army marched through. There were no i 'streetcars, no busses, no factories and no noise. The' smsntirrioM katks DaUnred i rarrW, ar. e.5o'town was simple, concentrated peuce. ! &Umd i aaaii. jvac a.ooj jju( ast 8Ummer the state began a highway improve-; Dampuoaa payable la ouvoace,; , 1 . men program. The road that curved through the village I tKu"arK"m?a,4a'iathi had to bc wWono' ""'l straightened. Down came the ! ralla, Oregoa. Novembar 16,! magnificent elms. The wide lawns were chopped off j ""' iat at ot u"c 1 ruthlessly. Nov.- a broad, straight belt of concrete runs.' 'through the town. The trees are gone. The old houses! have lost their dignity. Huge convoys of trucks rumble J through at all hours. The peace and quiet of colonial ! i days have gone. . ; All of this no doubt comes under the heading of . "progress." I Progress, of course, is our national watchword. No- j where on earth is there such fear of being behind the times as in this country. If chopping down an irreplac-! lable row of elms and ruining the beauty of a town that ' iber Belerted Omasa Nevapapen a t Pacific coast rapraaantaUTaa: Ar thur W. Stypea, Ida, Saa Fraa ataeo, Los Aofalea and Portland. Kaitarn rapreaentatltear Charles B. killer, New York, aad W. Ii. Stockwall, Chlcato. Trfeahoae s-7 ..'took two centuries to mellow will give us progress, we THE MODERN EXPLORER Henry Ford and Harvey Firestone are starting vast plantations, in Brazil and Liberia, respectively, to get their own supply of rubber. Meanwhile, Prof. Fritz Her mann, of Germany believes he has found a way of making rubber synthetically from coal by-ffroducts. " Professor Hofmann will I report on his experiments at a conference at the Carnegie Institute "of Technology, in Pittsburgh, next month. At nresent it is believed that pis method would not be commercially practical, but an President Baker of Car-i ncgie Tech points out, what tqday is only a research worker's abstraction, may tomorrow be the basis of -new industry.' ' ;This remark illustrates the way. in which modern civilization differs from all former periods of . history. ;Time was when the - ad vance of civilization depend ed on the rovers the men who left the settled, estab lished regions and ventur ed, intQ unknown lands, looking for gold mines, fer tile, farm lands, tracts of timber, sites for big cities. They expanded the world's horizons, wiped the 'old boundaries off the map1, .and opened for thousands of people the opportunity to forget their d i s c o u r age ments and make a new start in a different scene. That sort of thing is ul most ended now. The Ore . gpn trail is no-longer a dan gerous glamoring pathway through a land of dangers; it is an easy ridn on a lux urious railroad train or, if you prefer, by airplane. Byrd has gone to explore unsettled lands, to be sure, but nobody expects a rush of prospectors or ho-nu-steaders to follow him. Our horizons cannot recede much farther. Lindbergh could reach them overnight. I are always ready to get our axes. ' j But we really ought to go a little slowly. i The effort to live by bread alone is always a bit : dangerous. There are times when we seem to be trying ' it. This Connecticut road-building job which, of course, I might -have happened in any of the states is evidence : of that fact. . - . ! What is America, anyway? It is not simply a col-J lection of industrial sites and transportation facilities.) It is not simply a huge group of highly prosperous indiv iduals who never cease to praise, heaven that they are richer than any other group of men on the earth. It is not simply a machine for producing things in ever-increasing 'abundance. Those are only parts of its aspects. It is. among other things, a land of great and varied beauty ; Leauty of sleepy New England towns; beauty of flat mid-western prairies; beauty of southern plantations; beauty of western mountains and northern forests. Tliin beauty has had a deep effect on the national character. It has helped, in no small way. to shape the idealism that has made us great. " But sometimes we actually seem to dislike this beauty. We. plaster the countryside with big billboards, marring scene after scene. We disfigure mountain valleys with incredibly squalid mining towns. We turn pleasant rivrs into factory -stained . sink holes. AVe destroy the charm of ancient towns to make wider roads. , It won't do. If we cannot preserve the beauty and charm that still remain to us. no other nation on earth will ever envy us for our wealth. WIMm 'Iff . OFFICE CAT lly JlNH'N II ihir worn mi Iirt-afir. ikv lo itu rliilil j "I like a nkii." lil a 'llrail KlaniHih r'ulla lnilm' mnn ) yixl.mluy. n h MHiriil iltnl .rillv iivi-r n tf imi'r mi hl jil'k. "Anil wliy." nrlil a ' i aollc'ltoua fllipltiyw. "Sllllllii'il rr iim.i' lim." Hi". ' I iinwor. an h ihoiItiii'iI a "'' i Iniiiiilli'a hill Inr l I'lilrn (or l lit: ' wnmoif -hl wlto nl cluiiKlin-r ' 1 I Wo kimw a Klnmaili Knlla mmi who iluy rarila ' liv I Hint lila iIuiikIUit nimliilia of I lllllll iihivlnii ii''ill" lirlilHo I i A Minonlli ftHli.iniin t un t. iv'- Shows Style Nta' tti.ti nn") ifl aro :iiicmi anyihliia Kvi-n a lialil allowing, nn'ir nuir i" "w hi-ndi'il lruirtl hi Imm h known I again Ihla aiylo nf ' '" liu m-II liulr totil.-. '-" lnn ali.g niimlH-ra on i Tll-ro would I H.t,.g.N.-w Vork girl '"''' 1 .. , , .i 'iirw lv a. I lvnli MllW-r, of I '" ""' """"r"ljjr. w. S'Mh airroi. Il a.v It.ilr liutf Uilllltll , a niiiu i iim . it ninwii i t tnivn UU iiwn, ilnn'l hum l.i-n.ll ' IfUllU'll i Hal my mi in ih h fltiff lT Atitl niiitn vlgor iiim. ikI I imi not truniiti'i, with lUititrufr miv iuir. At tin iiniv - kUrini liihi my Uuir row I Tln rt U tin way In ti ll n ithnl Im-khm rnrlriK for It, Un way : niMlnlHiM (t,iit li iivImk iii Willi h u nil Uim mait ninuiiK isi ... -vA ": yi.i 1, ,i .MO Hoover Viris by . Great Landslide (Coatlanrd Frnaa Taa ) Latest Returns (Con tin iiM Prom Pnffo Om) t ,n it, mill tnntv t tin ii lintr l lir linn iImI i itMt l;tf. 1 Un Kill Wll't Itl.llat-al tior irf it rtiilhci Will rtll.tilltv lirvrr li irimi nvtTVk .irk TtlO llllttl III I'll TJH I lti (Mil)' llll III, I II II Vi WlHtt.lll ti' (luiiih . Kiliily lt TIlt-muI. ii Jit.ittli rt'lullvi nf niltii. h:m hfi'ii t,U' It it fiirtuiit 'Thafi r.if.il " txit nfiHK in l.tkr ll Ihhum ht 'll hi In ti in ll'lltf I.I . Representatives 2 lil Sxfpresenlntive District. 1 :t tn Ih vIihMihI l Uonttin (i. Burdirk A." M. Collier S. Hamilton Volted Once Too Often (AAnzl if ll tka . :.. : --i. , f , . - " v.iNuii iiuu-;i,s xew vork Miat0, nuueii emcuon scanaais oi last spring is that told the upon a ImMl ampalKn dt'morrat had loat any nf lUoto Htatoa tlnrt reconstruction duyn. Htioror haa rarrlod Virginia. apparently, anil oaiti!y Klofiila R autl Ti'Ui-H, altliutiKli tlio liui two i i,. , ..in u...i.i. '' '"'"I' lot lue burdur atuli-a of .Mury- It. K. Hrndbury tnml. Kt'iitiivky a ml Tnnix.r. County Commiasioner (4-year term) a,l ...m...l ,,wly .lil.,R .- sj, (J,,cm.haiM di-r In Missouri. nittrr n...WiK., l.m icll Short . Thin diHimtur foihiwvd on tlic County Commiaaioner (2-year term) heele of one of the most peptne- J. J. Xickllor iilat and bitter campaign In moil- r. D ti'-m- .' -rn .American hlatory. .. (" R; "llllams Smiih.. itonilnated by party Sheriff dominated -iiy dry,' proletiiiit Jim Hilton .' demorraig only . 'ixiinuao . d( blKj Llovd L. Low n-ciira i ! a . ireruenuoUM vote getttr and hl 'likelihood of carrv- H'k a iluwii IM-; ... 07 .... IG2 . . 220 2.',1 ....281 ..l.tlCiU .. 7G'J .. 610 .1,063 ..; mi .... 079. win iiiti-mr uhit Mi'tiU ir u ilriiiklnit tntn. jU'v,ni,t tlif All" li'-n Irirt wv fttricct. hclilml ml anil, I ho lillJ- Vork Kirl-. uihI I ultrllmt II . Ilit I'lrlii h li ihH nii'lhuit. Ml I il. U put a lltilp l!imtrliu ni in v lit !lU I'tti ll. 1 1 111' I ilri'SM Hi htiir II maki'4 my leiir cimy in iirr.inKt mi. I lu ldi II In itini It Hixil'iiat miv Krntl ;IMil hri'tui il II ll III r llnli ml iMi, I ilnll't i"cl In hluiHimu iiinri I hull lli ll niinttli now All inv rihllilH iilMllti I li WllV I'UlMll'rlllo ma It IK iiiv tin i r lotik tn lirlf lit aiuU Himrkliin." l,1llili'rill i'H-i MKir.t tn tirliiR nilt li.iltir.il nllnr. I hi :lf atll mill itiir of vmir, limr, thaif nhaniino nr hrlllliiiillno I; r utnit il ilitti, iritiHi mill uiitf film fruiii ih hair (tir and jciMm rn uf Mlurin lutvu III IllK 3 lniMh'ti A lli'lll Sll'IV rfJlKrniirr.t ll-M'.lv f..r ti,. ,. trMiimt mrl! i r til sli-n llii i(iilt jilaniluiir Alt iIiuk Tin- uhl-tlmr wlm a nht k iil h- till' nukli 'IfiiRlli nklrin Hiiil thi'U Murvlvoil Dip hnii; Ir ll Klh vitrit-iy tmw U rnlntly Willi lim fur th arrlv:il nf I hu , lilp-lvhuth Hklrt W. (Pat) Winfrey 615 en ( o roil',! County Coroner ill fltVnr i .tannin TifA.r T 1 ti llthpr HnV nn ttia tn'tnooo ctonl U, .I I Of modiflcilllnil nf lhi nlrhlnonl Ii j w.. v.v. o aiaiiu uj uiic xienry tt ulls, 1 , " : Krl Wh I kick nf!; i i a t m, tamenilmeut and commlticil ihn. r'Hri n'tK ib.i wiuicu uinur lor me vroe-i nompson macnine. . Watts was told to vote too often, and he did 14 times in one day. Then a gang of plug uglies arrived democratic party lo prariirnlly a State Measures hlph larlfr basis. -Bew hoped by. Five-Cent Gas Tax Yes nuiuinK iHf Hoim so tun anu win-, WCtH 12.081 on the scene and mistook him for the opposition. They!"1"! i!. R,h,. a..,, i 'l seized him, hit him over the head, knocked him down 1 the big eastern -.to enrry vft ( on'nfit fn'ftma Tav Vw t l 001 .. After it was all over, he hunted up the ward boss and V"r' n,'"'a, ln xn ' - ' v m'tan i uv uatiiin, , explained that a terrible mistake had been made. So the L "5 -r', J. For M.vr ward boss got a doctor to fix. him up and hantjed him election with the wont def.at it ' T B Wiittors 48' $10 to salve his feelings. And that ended it except that lla" 1 pL.i' ,f rf m- now he is spilling the.beans, Hoover, who a, nominate,! ' ' 'V vuiiiiiiciit. UII U1U CILV nn PS mm niiiii.( nta . vf.uflnn , .L . UUVVUVlb " u.t, IIIV JIIIILL'Hl III in' inrm noil, oppn.irs tn hare run nllead of Coiiliilge'a 1021 ton, I in ! many milieu in that Huetiun. AlthoiDjh Hoover never liefnre ran for offli, he won one or ilin Bioiitent elertornl vlitorleK mi reeord. mid acnlnm a man wlm liuif been rtKarrtrd ns nlmiwt a miracle worker" hi his vile. attruetiiiK power. Instead, our pioneers and j drawd out to dry jjround. from which it was able to i Vork l.Wori.l. "t'r-.ng" ' ,i',o, riiM." lake olf vuccesslully. .. ,; rriiii.i he miniii Ret , i, ,.. Ym. can't quite cotu.t the horse out, ,ve in iJXXZ day of travel through the air. . ... . ,., , In explorers have gono into the laboratories. Our hope if material progress now rests not. on the men w ho seek new lands, but oh nn-n who seek now combinations in the bottoms of ust tubes. n the old day., the boy who wanted to grow tip to be. a'-biiilder of new cities wa apt to prepare for his work by bjcoming a sailor or a soldier. Now he enters a technical school. . . A cheap substitute for rubber would work itn ec onomic revolution, just as the manufacture of artificial silk is beginning to turn the eastern part of Tennessee into a region of great . in dustries. Similarly the devel opment of synthetic prod ucts from corn stalks may yet make Iowa a land of mightyTrclofieJ."' " should be priceless to the historian 50 years hence. -o - Horses For Airplanes Score one for the horse, fighting a losint? battle against mechanical means of transportation. -nicago-umaha air mail plane made' a forced landing the other day at Cedar Rapids, la. Heavy rains came up, and when the. pilot tried to resume his flight the plane was too deeply mired in the muddy field. He could not budge it. How was the problem solved? With the aid. of a ,"n A f;(i-ma Kw.iKvUt t ' U. S: Ballantino 418 Kern L. Gaghageri :m Ynu'n tint hol.li iijc yuiir own If nhe li'U sumo nf tiir feUnW hitld Hit, loo. ' A port miint uo hi Inionltin lion. Hit miiMt tinsKiiui tHnili are bihuk to nrnd hlH popiim C H IC H ESTERS JLLS r i.t.i.ii, ntS. i SOLA ST DRUMWl IIUNUAl At the Liberty 1 A fiimltiiir line to chronic v;ni , dovlllinn, and lljcrnfoH' u( morn ! liitni p;i:shiK interest to 111 nan of J uh wlm rr'(iii-nl lioili xiiiko and i wn'i'ii, will nroimc tmii h dinni- yl :n when, fii-ne C.owIhr. iiopulnr porllne "it iTfy thru tor today, mid which fii'omR, nrrnrditiR lo provlniis rc pnriH. to Justify Mr. IowIiik' r- Oont atccsniOii 10 IllP cnlttllnld vidiiilf. " , Kiitxiu lilf'lgfwuy, annilicr wnll hnown viindovitllan, playn oppo ullo (iowhiK pftVctivnly; iho Hiip- Iih liidini; Kdwnrdn norse. A farmer brought a team,' which was hitched lo i v',UlK whuh ri than ryi, th(! lilanc. A little StUldv i.nllin.r !. ..l ..-,",K" rf-iv-a In .I,Ik IhihNIUM N'KW YOItK, .Viit. 7. (UV.hie-. flliVl Ilirh..i IT,,,. v. ..... . .iiaiA ... . ' i vaiidfvtll! fdnl of millions. Iiiu DiivIh. Joe Itonm r. Jnrk Mrnrw, turn a retitrn, from o.iiIvVAr I "I", ",n.""n """,r" "''. e"y '"ker ami l-n.l.ly OTlytui. irl.n mnn u,8 mornini- ' r:"'" " Sll!r,", Pr"'Jne- la exrellent. The illreetoii Ib l.y Ho nn rerl.iln i f elei lor il ' ,vl'', n '" '''ilv '" ""'-I. Hi- I the fuliliilIM Itoliert Klnrny. At the Pine Tree Tim sd.iy :uul Weilni Kduy I Mr five-.,, i , jit the I'iiie Tree tln uti:r Ih ri-jili te Willi iionieily, rirtl -Hie, itiiuic niul diinee. '" lleaileil by Hie Venetian Four, jiiiinu. nci:or-ili.-uis and eoncfirtinoH are the ln trumenlM nneil J,y the perform. er. A ill lixhlfiil in iisii-li I offer ing in the result. "Little Leon," the Krenrh. eoni eili.m. Ii.-ii nn net jimt a little illf- ferent from the rest; He relent frenii cfiitriv;inceA reHemlillni; bf.j . cyel.K. Ther in loin of fun unil w I In nojinl.'ir T ie' lfm,vi- I. Mire,, fust-ale'iiiiine (.ilur. il folkn ! "IlKhHy over K.iiiiO.ono out ef wlm make it Ihelr hiMliierfu i '"' f I l.")'i,0n(( ra far rniint-! eiiti.iliiin VillKlevllli. niHlienein ;. Til'" Wat lllobnlijy hsilr or, mid how! Sunny Clny .iceompnii. j l, MS "'e tolnl vote east. , lei the two nail on the piano .1 iwrinir SniiDi mu t-itiiilnt; I lint iloeRn'l ever eeni to have ' ml1"' ' MiiH-ini'liiin'itu and hu enouiili kuya. , llcplayH some hot !,liul ll.iieii uKiiinai Hoover's A Doctor Talks About Cascara It W iiiifoi-iiiiiati. thai many peo ple jllde the tllo-illlKlliHH of a laxative b Iih violi nee. The khIIh that - Th.ili throuKh" tho1 H.VHtein may nor even pi-neti-ate t)ie film of poit-nnoim matter that ban 1 ..m I lt.n ....I.... l.....llul TlllM WIW IllH '.i.,,' ..fl ', ,., I nivulu " KrliMf lu Ihn lii.nt u.i... tn -nn.. n,, ., irirti t,i,p.;A.N.SK I III I n the eree,TlinnmH Meliihun 'iHi 13 lUnver and ewsihlyi . TllP wmlil'.' best laxatlvo 1 "We're All fJambkr,-." ! f"'1 Horlda. , )ju, M,llhPr N,,lro mttUn 'aptnlii Slior. "luff ami the, gfrla jDliig and ; H2.fi 1 0. wild uboiit one.thlrd of j l- win; iMi-iiiii Jlltl ,.'JIIlil- "..;- . ....-i ...... ' ii ii. wa niH ,r) talners know how, A very. enter i only liiiporiant lead outride of l,. iiioiiik ni'i mat ih well lonlunuil On in er.e AH I. llnnierx. ' " nihil I nil ti.ilm. " " "ru"r -ryiami wnt in her own laboratorle. U In lo Hoover, iia did Jenllielty. Ten- the bark of treo eulled I'.AS-ui-Nnee and Oktitliomr, U!,imri . I'A It 'i hn ii..ti..... n.....i ... ..i.nu. SHAN'tlHAf, .VnV.'C.-faplaln i wan li'iinlim ttwntd Hoover, lnr,.. IIiIm hark -and rea.b old two . CIllbM Of llir. krfll.it, u n-tiil ... ,.U .... I !il.... . ..I..,. ...... ,. .. . rt-Tlorilv I,. It,. ..,!.. ,. I ?" " 'I'"' '". I " " l "I 'I" r, il ni ,,i .'i .i i . ,' K 1,1 " K"rl"" eondl- Hoover appeared to liavn n.r- ' """ro la today, for any 1 . ' k,,l,l"!,il"" "'"'-n' "" 'noae pan-1 rle.l everything weHt of the Mi,- !"" : I he heat for the J.loo.l. as vi it ..a uio rest. , ;netiKerH on IiIh vensel ataxcil a aisalppl ,Xrept Arknnaai Smlih ' Tl"' '"'"etlelal In lu anion I.es F.inernon liroczea rn from : riot, kIiooiIiik I lie .aptaln, the i nart ., .,,.n ,.ad In ftab but"" "'" ,"''',,;' ut anythlnn yet the went with his piano nnl nomo Jthlp'a doetor anil two other offl-l.,., ,1.1 .. . K.,.,,.', ,. n:,,', rtlM:lomil. Kor many renmns: laughs. KRpeelally in hla piano jee. Many frlKhlened ( hl.,e. , j.j, , reKarded a: Hoover' 1 novelty In the bit, "Krom the Cra-ijiimpod overboard ami -r- die fp," linen be x.el In eom-j ilrowneil, wltucM,ea Knld. The hleh arrived .Moll.lay. was or-j edy. He fiiilhliea hl ai t with ajllrlllah enilscr Kent xent launch-i den d iiiiiiniilliiid for five day couple of live-wire oiik whitli ica and ninrhies lo aid the panc-n- due to, a iae of eholera. The! imi mi iu om uiirrinis, , . gora ana 1110 untuu trulaor iiaieni!oia ntoleaied and then Bpeneer, Clay and ice aro the Cornwall stood by. TI10 Kungwo. j rioted. nij Relieve Coughs, Gilds, Headache, Rheumatism and All Aches and Pains rr-- who 19 u Uki in All ifmuiali-K nd'Ac ,f, lnK. Cfcildrca't MiMlwuUtwilatf lufa.lJ.4 Better than a Mustard flatter E I I LISTERIN THROAT TABLETS IAMStriMUMMUU.SAIKruUI31JaA I n , Pifk 'hf 'uti th'(?ro la'iio liVilT forgied-froni.taawira, Tliv. bowel aro, nut weakened, but Hirep-Kili-eucd lr Hu eontinuul iiihi. TIiu oiTaniona when one neoda Ha aid row leaa and leaa. Itn lilfllieiice la lotm-felu You don't find your .self worne bouuil-iip thu day fol lowing. Yon do find thc4 bowetH more inrllneil to movj of their own volition. The enndy C'aacnret that every drtiKHtore una In stock In the Ideal form ot cuscuru. T3S?miB We Welcomeyou toPnnland. 700 rbmfnmKU mmt, -nrh wiilt baih. Raoionbla rmttn. Cunvrnirnl ilawn.iown IinmIhh, hJou under pntanut mamanrmitH aj JBAM 1, AUKIbMiN :3k HOTEL CONGRESS PORTLAND) OREGON They Are Here! After it long wait we re delighted to an nounce the arrival 01' CHRYSLER i 75 Sedans ' CHRYSLER 75 Roadster CHRYSLER 65 Sedan, 4-door CHRYSLER 65 Sedan, 2-door CHRYSLER 65 Coupe CHRYSLER Plymouth Coupe CHRYSLER Plymouth Sedan 2-door CHRYSLER v Plymouth Sedan 4-door All are productioni of tho great and mighty Walter P, Chrysler who lias nstoniahed the world with his wonder ful rnrs at . Popular Prices See them Drive them And you are sold. AH. Chrysler owners should bring their Chrysler Cars to Chrysler Mechanics ' i f - - They Know How CHRYSLER GARAGE i Howie Motor Co. 1