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The Klamath News
Pabllabad. every morning
apt NoidiT b Tha Klamath
Krt Publishing company at 11
111 Sonth ntik kUwi. Klamath
mil. Orawoa.
Official Papr of CHy of KUn.
Mfc JKaJkJ aad Kluuuh Coaaty
Mgr.
CBflCRIFTION RATES
tasttvatvd by carrier, month S M
Dalrrarad bf oarHcr, yer at-BO
Deirvwred by Bull. w ft-OO
cbacrlptioaa payable la adraaca.
. Catarad a aeeond rUaa matter
at laa poetofflc at Kiamata
Falls, Oregon. November 16.
Ill), andar act of March 1. 117.
M
Pacific ooaat rapraaaoutlTaa: Ar-
thar W. Btypea, Inc. San Fran
etaeo. Lo Angela and Portland.
Eastern representative: Charl
M. MUlar. tin York, and W. U.
tockwwll. Chicago.
TeJephoo STT
Awdit Bareaa ClrtalarVa
"WITHIN YOUR MEANS"
William Galvani, scholar
ad economist who is prac
tical to' the last degree,
writes from his home at
Seaside on taxation in Ore
gon. His sound sense pre
vails this time as it usually
does,' and here is what he
says:
"It is surely very remark
able that the Oregon State
Grange, the Oregon Federa
tion of Labor, the Farmers'
Union of Oregon and last,
but not the least, the Order
of Railway Conduct org,
have no one among them to
make clear to them that
the wonderful remedies of
tax commit teesofficial
and unofficial generally
resulting in the promotion
" of all . sorts of schemes
for new and addition al
sources of revenue, never
did, ' and never - will, get
-them anywhere. Indeed the
-nly thing these schemes do
J Accomplish is that f actuat
fijf increasing "the "already
unbearable burdens of tax-
JfcHon and governmental ex
ravagance and waste.
i Likewise, it is most in-
"Credible that it never oc-
!turs to these tax experts
lihat taxes of whatsoever
filature, whether it be on
(property, business, or any
thing else (excepting taxes
Ion unimproved land), con-
stitute a fixed charge' on
I the productive capacity or
i income derived from such
pr
(thing else, and as such are
I r e g u 1 a rly and positively
Charged up, together with
all other expenses, to the
teost and maintenance and
.
bar Selaetad Osvtjna
Maaapajt
fa
operation thereof, and in the jing down on people like Sir
fTiival analysis the ultimate Arthur, who bclivese that
i consumer must and does! there are supernatural forc
l&ot the bill.' All of this, es in this world that can be
thowever, does not seem to 'tapped, at will, by gifted
unake the least impression: people.
J tjpon our tax experts, who!
iprefer tinkering and mud
Nling to anything in the
tlhape of exact conclusions.
jyur ,asV iax uni, suilc,
jdpunty, city, road, school,
jetc., for a population of
Wnsiderably less than 1,
o$0,000 inhabitants, men,
fvomen and children, white
tJtack and yellow, accord
jjilig to oficial figures, am-
unts to the staggering sum
'OX ?50 000,000! This doesm f darkeed rooms uniZTTmr
not include borrowed money j moving table all we please, 'or Hagan, Weems for ciiritou-
tionds of every descrip-j but every moment of oiir''"",n' H" for :trllfa"'n- tie
jtjon, issued annually under lives we are surrounded byVXZ:
some pretext or another janollier supernaturalism 8o!,,er, Mccuichan for shields,
iiior does it include special complex, so far-reachinir l'ark's tnr Kittmiiier. Donahue
, ' '., . .. . 'for Wood, MIHe for Itolnsoii.
assessments against proper-.that the stories of the spir- Washington: Wentwonh f..i
ty for public improvements , itualists pale into insignifi- IJlrk"' Kianagan for Mecann.
' .
e-)jien quite unnecessary,
;but which constitute an ad-
'(titional burden on property,
whether it be income bear -
jng or not. lo this, too,
should be added the (to
talled "progressive" federal
5 hconie tax and our existing
System of internal revenue
(taxes with all of its in
Vtjualities and intricacies
due ,0 haste and inexi,or-
which the taxpayer acqul
csce largely from fear that
other and more oppressive
measures rr.isht bo devised The spisninjr stars of uui
by the vagaries of our law-jsohr system can bo dupli
making representatives, fed- rated In the whirling atomic
eral or state. . (nebulae of a piece of coal,
"Hence it is no. branch ! A Solid steel rail I'ontntn
of legislation presents such vacant spaces as puzzling
a tacit confession of incom-as the famous "coal sack"
petency as the multiplicity jof the milky way, where no
of provisions governing tax- litfht has glimmered since
ation. To It, therefore, more the mnking of the world,
than to any other branch oft- What, in the face of this
law-making, may bo justly 'ore you going to do about
applied Herbert Spencer's ! it? . Will you cling to a
conclusions on the general
character of all legislation:
'First comes enactment, then
probation then failure and
after many alternate tin
kerings and abortive trials,
arrives at length repeal,
followed by the substitution
of some fresh plan, doomed
to run the same courseand
share a like fate.' (Social
Statistics, Introduction, p 2)
And now, my fellow cit
izens behold the great spec
tacle! A fresh plan, devised
by the tax reformers from
the farmers and labor or
ganizations, to meet the cry
of despair that comes to us
from the tax spenders for
more money. This fresh
plan is no other than a
state income tax to be voted
on November 6, and re
gardless of the stubborn
fact that it had been voted
down in" this state about
six times, and that none of
our Pacific coast states
have so far shown the least
disposition to impose upon
themselves such 'new burden
of taxation.'
In conclusion' there
is
this to be said : Reduction of i
taxation and npt additional
sources of tax revenue is
the only road to relief from
our present unbearable bur
dens. A community, like an
individual, must keep within j second touchdown. Kitimlller
its. means, or go -baijkrupt. Iconverted. the ppjut
From " thk 'tEei?'" 'fs noT",ta'0,,, ',K'
escape.
A SERMON IN STONES
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
, , ,. , , . ,
the other day urged British
spiritualists to seek a
change in the laws so that
mediums might operate
openly without fear of pros
ecution. Now an announcement of
that kind is sure to draw
something like a sneer from i
those who do not believe in I
ni,ifn.ltim, Wo'
spiritualism. We're more or
less indifferent about med
iums and seances, to be sure
but we have a wav nf Innk-
--..
Well,
probably we
are
right. A great many estim
able men have been deluded
jby fakirs and charlatans. An
' eager aeslre t0 see some
j intangible, deathless spirit
j pervading the cold furnit-
ure of the workaday world
can lead a man into endless
delusions.
TJ..4. . II . ,
uui. aner nil, we neea noljcarroll
be so cockey about it. Wc I Uaiqucst
can denv the Ki.nprnntnri.l!
Itiixu
cance.
Suppose, for instance that
iyou deny all religion and re -
;Sole to stick to the most!
matter-of-fact scientific for -
mula you can find. What
Ihar, 9 C. .. 1 1 e ii
ithen? Science will tell you
that all lifeless matter, from
a steel girder down to a
dish of custard pudding, is
made up of that mysteri-
ous, invisible force called
electricity! ' '
A lump of clay contains
UN many mysteries as a star-
. lit sky on a November night.
when the very stones in the
streets contain riddles too
profound for the wisest mar.
to unravel? You ran, if you
wish, sniff disdainfully at
the credo of the spiritualists,
and laugh at their stories of
ectoplasm and disembodied
voices; but you must come
back, in the end, to a real
ization that the real world
is more miraculous and in
comprehensible than the
most ardent spiritualist eve.
dreamed. The early gold diggers
found pay dirt. The modern
gold digger finds dirt pays.
i o
Oregon Gridmen
Defeat Huskies
fCoatlnard Prom Pago One)
two touchdawna In that period
to make the Huaky rout complete.
A few minute after play atart
ed. Oregon made her first touch
down following a 30-yard run by
Kitimlller. who took a lateral
pasa from Bnmel. In a aedea of
line amashe by Kitimlller and
' Gould, the ball waa advanced to
1 Wgkhlngton'a one-yard line and
ftnnM went nnr fnr f h . tn,M.h.
down. Kitimlller' failed to con
cert.
Lata
Bobby
In the second period.
Robinson. Oregon negro'
quarterback, threw a beautiful
30-yard forward pass to Burnett,
who -took two Jumps and landed
;uhlnJ , . ll.i.b. IHA I.
nasnington opened up a pass
jariack In the second period which
j carried the ball to Oregon's Z'i
Jyard line at the gun.
Oregon played safe football in
Ithe third period and during the
(quarter. Carroll displayed some
iof his line plunging and passing
j trtckfc ,, ,he nhr tlle
red-headed WoKhlngton halfback,
went In and displayed lots of
speed, but the Washington line
tben was leaking like a sieve and
several times the Oregon for
wards plunged through and
threw him tor losses. The quar
ter ended with Oregon In posses
sion of the ball on Washington's
35-yard line after Stadelman.
ward pass,
Huskies Open Pas Attack
The Orson team mnrcbed down
the field In the fonrlb period
again to another touchdown.
Then the Washington team tried
pass after pass. Colbert, Oregon
tackle, broke through the Wash
ington line and grabbed a pass
right off Carroll's fingertips. He
waa downed on Washington's
one-yard line, but Kilsmiller, on
a powerful line buck, went over
on the next play.
The Huaky pass attack came
near . scoring in the. last two
' minutes and it was Washington's
ball on Oregon s seven-yard line
when the final gun was shot.
The Kumuuiry
Washfttton-
Pos
Oregon
Psntzke
DIJks
Hughta
Kraetz
Greger
l.K
l-T
1-0
C
i;
IIT
he
J
I.H
HII
y
Pope
Colbert
STilelds
Stadelman
Hags n
Chrlstenaen
Archer
Kitzmlller
Rurnell
Williams
c.oulil
Oregon : Wood
Jessup
I Meader
! MtCann
Pnlver
Substitutions
Lfuzard fur Culver.
I'ulver for
Iluzard MiCann for Klanagnn.
Krdlnan for Meadr, Greger for
' "ugbta. Weaterwpit for i-ainuest
"" ' "u"1,"r , ,
' Washington
u e o .
6 1 0 14
1",".
winciuis .i ii 1 1 1 K 11 , relurefl.
Kiawans. umnir,. m.i... ......
judge: Uonaldson. heed linesman.
Touchdowns Washington.
none.
Oregon Gould.
Elurnell.
Kitzmlller it),
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1928
MIR
both
COPYRIGHT KG O WA
KVNOPHtM
Sybil Thiiruo, ttoaton oclty
girl, plaintiff lu the nioet aeuim.
tonal illrorro row In the aimala
of local Jurta prudence. Hybll hae
petitioned for divorce from Rich
art! Kuatl. whom aha married
vcrtly, and with whom ha llrad
(or 'only two waoka. Hha baa
aakrd alao (or the ruatody ot bar
rblld, TVddy. whom Kuatla baa
nevrr wen. .
Her husband counter by bring-
ins aant mr aiuw.uuu nKainai
t-ralc Newball. (or alienation of
Sybll'a affectlona. Crala ban
lored SMI (or 'yeara. but la ab -
aolntely fulltleaa of Kustla' alia -
Katlona.
v Tha newapapara carry aenaa-
tionai aeiaua in reai "eaojiuea. (
"""""
It lath, drat day ollh. trial-
and Sybil, with her mother and
her brother. Tad. la walling In
court. Craig Newball la there '
too. i
Kicnaru cuaiia naa not pome. ;
Neither, baa bla lawyer. The
judge, frowning, conaulta bla
watch. Mr. ivterson. Sybil' at
torney, tella her thut Iho cane
may be dlaminaed. Suddenly a
court officer burrlea from the
corridor to (be Judge'a beuch.
CHAPTER XLI .
Something had happened.
Something dreadful. On ber feet,
Sybil felt anddenly dluy. Ter
hapa ahe grew pale, for a man In
a blue uniform took ber arm and
walked bcalde ber. I'p there
in front of thoaa people. The
eyaoeure of all eyes.
She aquared ber ahouldera '
bravely. And those In the court-' don't Joke (hat way. No won-1
room saw the ludae bend klndlrlder the hammer and tons art lata
toward ber. Ills grinled locksjsay you're hard-boiled." '
seemed to touch ber satin turban,
Peterson' bald head gleamed be-
aide. Only a word or two.
Sybil's lawyer put bis hand be -
' neath her elbow and they left the i
'courtroom through the judge's !
'lobby. Then the Judge stood be-
i fore the vnat assembly and spoke
! Terjr quietly.
'Th(re has been an echlut.
Kl,h.rd Euatla. defendant In thi.no utile Cr.lgla under foot. Then
case, accompanied by his attor-tmayoe you u Be sorry." " ' " . , :; , .. . i -.,...
ney. motoring from Now Haven I "Maybe." ahe acknowledged. nlng. October fifteenth, at eight. basis of milk and butter production. 0 are wool grow
to attend this session of the courtj ... o'clock. Mia Kathleen Hum of , ,.r4 now adopting n system of selecting breeding slock
w killed this morning in Prov-I Mabel Moore waa apartment-' London. Kngland. became h"j based on wool production. OllO prultliliellt Ullinbnilillot
ideuce." . 'hunting again. i" M'- 11"erblr1,t A1,nlnn of breeder retains only -those ewes which shear fifteen
A aecoud' silence. And then a j "I'm going to the real ..tuto ;m"hfn . I. ,,J7rZm 4OUn.ls of wool or mar) annually. .
bu,.-.be dreadful bus, of -: '"" -J- iT.C.ve hoi . " 7." I The projnee nm.le in this growing industry will be
when the Whispering grew, hi wire, leave horn. I, that lad'. "' J?om" ' h'bltS and display in t he Sheep and . ol divisions of tho
called harshly: "silence! Sll- middle name. I want you to see . rrc,"r rl',"4'0l'"1 forthcoming Kighteenth Annual Pacific Inlermilloiinl Uvc-
ence!" ja place on Ileacon atreet that we ,a"U lho rtren",u)r ' stock Kxpositiou at INu tlnnd. Oregon, November IHO,
The Judge left the bench. And" have for a hundred and a '" ' ' .fTT.H "' Thi .event affords an opportunity to It'til II from tho
presently., ho . jurtrootu.. wok
cleared aud the corridors
crowded.
were
Kicltctt- little
"Did you ever! .
dreadful thing! . .
dying to see him,. .
groups. . . .
. noil
And I waa
. . Well. It's
an ill wind "
In Ibe judge's lobby. Mr.
crson whispered to Craig.
"I took her out thla way,
said, "so no ono could sue
Pel
' ho
the
joy In ber face."
And Craig, nodding, under
stood. Tear ran down Sybil's
cheeks and In ber eye was the
light of happiness. She took his
hand and pressed It, tor there
were no words for the choking
ecstasy that was in her heart."
People criticized her for the
thing she did that evening. It
was bad taste, they say, and per
haps they ara right.
' Sybil put on a dress of flame
georgette, and pinned orchids on
her shoulders. Then she wrap
ped herself in a Spanish shawl
with popples on it and cat with
Craig Newhall in a theater box
while Richard Eusti' body lay on
a marble slab In a morgue that
was cold as death. - ,
Two days later. Sybil gavo a
tea.' And that was the day fun
eral services wera bold In New
llarcn. .
From an undertaker's bare par
.lor the embalmerr carrfed forth a
wooden box. ' A single sheaf of
roses followed all that was mor
tal of Richard Eustis Into, the
hearse. "And no one. the papers
said, accompanied ' his body to
the grave.
"I suppose," Sybil told her
guests, as she poured their tea,
"that yon all think I'm hard as
nails, and cruel. Well. I'm not
hypocritical,' a n y b n w and I
don't care what people say.
"I'm glad Richard Kntti. la
dead. You've seen the papers.
You, know what he proponed to
do to Teddy and me. To rob us
of every shred of decency. To
tell vile lies about us. To 'fur-'
ther bis own wicked purposes be
proposed to degrade Craig New
hall. To humiliate my mother
and break her heart. To dis
grace Valerie and Tad.
I "Why i' almost didn't believe
! there was a -Cod till Richard
, died. Now I know belter. It
waa Cod who killed Richard.
And .he killed him because he
! was too sinful to live. I'm sorry
1 If you think I'm wlckejl because
' I'm happy. nut I am, my
, friends. I am very, very hnppy."
Of course there was a great
to-do when news of . tho tea party
was nread. Mrs. Thorno took
I to her bed. rowing that she
1 would be happier dead than alive.
Td was furious.
LwIND
if-
SEEVKX JNC
" "Nice onion." bo antd, "never
do thing lu poor tamo.
Prig!" tried Sybil. "llyuii-
rrlle! You'ro Jual aa (lad at I
am, but you don't daru admit II."
'Thal'a the. difference." he re
torted, "between a elvlllaed beltia
and a liarbarlan. lollla people
don't arndo prlniltlva paiwlor.a."
"I wouldn't blauio Kylill a darn
bit." Interrupted rroln, stlmly
If ahe did
hula-bula rlnht on
the lata
crava."
i oh. you two!" exclaimed Tad.
f ,nd ,i,od vr.itbfully from the
room. "You flva ma a pain."
j
Ttd y,,,,, wera plannlns
New Wi party, their laat In
,1" nX V;u,e'. In February they
ur,) nl0Tln an apartment of
" Valerie waa taking
cooking leaaona and a course In
Interior decoration at Doaton
nnlveraity.
"I'm trying ao hard." aba ron-1
feaaed to Hybll, "to make up for
the bad girl I waa. With itlch
ard dead I (eel that all that hor
rid part of me la dead, loo. I'm
going to apeud the reat of my
llfo being nice to Tad and then
I gueas I'll hara aquared myaelf."
Craig -waa trying to perauade
Sybil to announce their engage
ment at the New Vear'a party.
"Nothing Ilk atartlng tho )Aur
right," be argued. jtha' audience alandlng. the anlulu
-"Out of the frying pan Ititowaa glren. followed by the aiug
the fire," aha laughed. Is of America at the concluabm
Rut that annoyed blm.'
"I'leaaa. Sybil." he beaought.
t "Oh. they d, do they?"
"You know they do. You're
jthe moat misunderstood little
iangcl in 0 states."
"Aud what would they any If
I married you? That you'd made
an boneat woman ot me, 1 aun-
pose?
"One of these days," be threat
ened, "you'll wake irp-and find
Th. a.U-i,. breaMnat
auarur.. The auUt.. breakfast
alcove you ever aaw, and a per-
fertly adorable fireplace. Hut
pn" nen riosei no nigger tnan
a cupboard and you couldn't lurn j
a griddle cako in Iho kitchen. "
"I'ago your sheik and we'll
look It over this afternoon,"
agreed Sybil. "Ask him If I may
bring my son and heir. And tell
blm If I ve an apartment I llko
well enough I may get married
myself." . .
Sybil bundled np Teddy and
went to Mabel's for ten. The
agent was to call for Ihem at
fonr. Nibbling cinnamon toast,
Sybil dammed the flood of Mab's
glowing eulogy on Jack.
"Oh, darling, shut up! You're
too darn ecstatic. You bore me.
Yon make me sick. Please be
miserable once in awhile. Lis
ten, Mab. I've got a funny feel
ing in my bones. Do you get
premonitions? As If something
perfectly dreadful was going , lo
happen? Well. I've got one now.
There' something brewing.
Something fierce. I feel It."
Tho electric buzzer buzzed. ''
"Oh, yes. Coma right up.
We're all ready."
Mabel slammed doors an the
confusion of adjoining, rooou.
"It'j tho agent. Sib. Perhaps
he's a premonition. Par baps
you're going to fall In love, it
told you he was a knockout. I
That's right powder your nose."
The door opened. And a illm
young man admitted himself.
quietly.
"Hello, Mrs. Moore." .
A softspoken young man, boy
ishly hesitant. Hat in hand,
standing In the doorway, wltb
the sun shining through the west
ern window on the gold of bis
blond young head.
'"John!"
Sybil had risen from the dav
enport. The tea cup in her band
clattered portentously In its sau
cer and, trembling in her claap,
crashed shrilly on the hearth.
Pale as the waxed gardenia she
wore, .she cowered In awesome
terror from the man she faced.
'Then she put our her arm to
touch him and when he moved a
step nearer she burled her face
in hor hands and shrank away
'again.
J Astounded, Mabel gazed at the
I tableau
"Are you Jo.,,, Lawrence?" .he
gnspoa.
He nodded dumbly, looking at
Sybil.
Sybil's head rolled vacantly.
like something sot loosely. Hor
ye
were glassy and her pale
: uand at her throat moved con-
I vuisivoiy against tne dreadful
contraction there.
. There was a horrlhlo moment
tf-otnlnou!. tllence. Even Teddy
ELEANOR EARLY
held hla breaih. II waa aa It
life Itnelf aloud allll In mIii.
Then Iho muu lu the duorwuy
pitched forward ou .hla fuco. And
Teddy'a baby tcrr.ir broko the
horrlilgulet.
(To lie Contltiued)
fllack from the irate. John
Ijiwreure tella a lale of blood
and horror. A truly blntorle In
cident la Iho neat chanter a
'lory (uruhhed by the America n
iaion and rerlfled throuih of
ficial Itvd t'roaa rucorda.)
SOCIETY
I (Contlnur! from uao Hirer)
U. r. Short. .Mr.. 11-rry Wll.on.
ami r. Claren.a Klrkpalrlrk of
Matin. Mra. K. I,. I'sddork and
her alater. Mlaa Octavln Arnett
of San Diego, California.
M'I.AM.l ('II MTr lt
HAS MIYKI.V II.IM'K
' One of the moat delightful
daurea of the tail aeaaoll
that of Krtday ereiilng. wh,
Kulaloua chapter. Haughtera of
Iho American llerolntloii held Ha
anuunl ball at Altanmtit parlllon.
The pavilion waa derorated hi
American (lag. At the eitreme
end of the parlllon. a large Am-
tarlcan flag waa draped. With
of lha lirand March which waa
; led by Mra. Harry M. Ackley.
regeut of Kttlalona rlrapter aud .
! Mra. Sitrnh llarahbergor. The
officer and memliers of Kulalona I
Uhapter followed in lb Una of;
march.
Melvlne Dillingham pleased the
I gueata with a aolo da.ice during:
ithe evening. Iianclug waa en
Jeyed from nine o'clock nntll
' midnight.
' a Prey me -coo n,
J'-1.? -M. Wrda.
: - ..''rrr'uli
from London. Kngland. and for
some Hum has been the house
gin! of ber uncle nud aunt, Mr.
and Mrs. Krcd Jordan. Altor
having rlxltrd In Winnipeg. Can
ada, she arrived here lu August.
Her visit was the 1 1 rut she has
enjoyed with ber aunt In some
sixteen years.
Mr. and Mrs. Krcd Jordan.
Miss Iturkcr. Mra. S. It. Johns
ton. Mrs. Kunk. Mr. Kdwnrd and
Miss Fort una Funk attended lln
weddiug. ,
Mr. Altmaun holds a position
wltb the Algoua Lumber com
pany. Mr. and Mr. Altmnnn will be
at home tn friends In the Arcado
apartments.
XOT1CK
The following person. Willi
! please call at the office of the
county i.tera. ana complete your
registration, otherwise yon will
not be permitted to vole on elec
tion day:
Halo. II. C. . .
Hayes, John K.
Cilmnre. c. A.
Cardwell, John C, -reterson,
Kd'
Walker. Clara. .
Lemiuoii, John.
Conley, Marguret K.
Illood. C. Curtis.
Weaver. Norman.
Cumnilugs, 1'hlllp II.
C. R. Del. A P.
County Clerk.
ii-2;inc County Clerk.
Acid And
Ulcerated Stomach
Sufferers, End ',
Your Pains
Here's good news for those
who auffer with stomach troubles,
i Call It what you will, no one
hut those wha suffer know what
i torment you go through. - All
wo auk you to do Is lo try
i Wolf's Compound, a tried and
'.true treatment which has been
'used in California for over 22
years and recommended by many
physicians with. gratifying results
I N,, matter who you are. whether
rich or poor, the cost Is trifling
I and If It does not prove efficient
In the moat stubborn cuse your
money will be refunded. You
are to be. the Judge. We trust
)l ZlViTu. ,ht the first
dose brings rullef. No restricted
j tlrgulcl diet, as after two or thrco
;day you can cat throo square
. meals a day. '
lo Lhla. send your nnino and
address for KltKK particulars
regarding the trial treatment,
which lasts 16 days and money
bgck guarantee.
Write today lo D. McKen-
drlck. 54 f Hearst Bldg., San
Fra-nduo,.Culi(, adr.-)
OFFICE
CAT
ty JI .Ml H
How about Iho booties good
ill I It la InwllT" ilHIlllreil tile
alrangcr of the h"t.' ilctk.
"Ill what uy?" i)kcd lln
clerk.
"I II potent?"
" 'Pulenl' I lb word. air.
Why, a gentleman who waa atop
plnx with ua went to the theater
una night. Ho alepped out dur
ing an InlitriulaHloii and pur
cbaaed a drink or two In a near
by alley. Thtu bu returned I"
thu theater."
Well, whafa no reainrkumo
I''"?'
bout that?"
Ilo waau't awnre, air, until
iho ilomkcupcr kuidlv told blm
thai It waa the not night "
Gee, I'm glad I'rrj not
Polk let nia alcco.
hei-o
All who go pp In lha air dont
uae au airplane. ,
What would you any a "111 I'
ui, afirr It bad gu to aou?
We beard a bird any Unit mar
rying for money la a poor way
to get It. but that la belter than
going wllhoiil it.
Sheep Breeders Establishing
Production Standards
,r,..i,.ir stock Oil a
! fxfterlenrl'S 'linil achievements Of other wool jrmver,. ,
for this reason the First National Hank, Klnnitith Falls.
Oregon, is vri-y.mui'h in aicud with the splendid work of
Iho Knisili(iii. Wt' believe Unit lueal farmers who nt
lentl bill lu iiiir bark a know leilne of heller fiiniiiiij: prae
lices thi't will assist in the further prosperity nf this
sect inn.
The First National Hank
KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
Member Federal Reserve Bank
'
,
Ride with
0)i?egoim:
Sttages
TERMINAL DEPOT
615 Main Phone 999
The Pioneer Line of Southern Oregon
. operating local service from Klamath ' : '.
. Falls to Chiloquin Ashland and ;A
Medford, with connections to (i
all points North and South.
Thia company has served you faithfully n 'r.
the past years and will continue giving v1
your excellent service. .
Busses leave from Stage Terminal 615'
Main street for Ashland and Medford at
7 a. m. 10 a. m. 1:30 p. m. 5 p. nu
For Chiloquin and way points
8 a. m. -12:30 p. m. 3:30 p. m. 7 p. m.
Southern Oregon Stages
TUB KLAMATH NKW8
, I Inkn my prnacrlptlona to lha
IVIIcaii. I'lM alum and they aro 7
alWnva Hulil. Try lliem and you
III alao Iim aiilltl"d Adv. IK-lf.
Your Old Cnr Made
LIKE NEW
Ve Know How !
now located In our
l. nil. Una ami are pre
fin,
pared to ti u"r
?r .aecurd to untie la b
ottitir,
Viail Our New Plant
al our pit- u'a on making your
eld rar l.ka a You'll be
turpriaed al the quality of
oi. ahd lb reaaoaabl
hoiuca.
HUGHES DUCO
SHOP
632 Walnut
aBBg
'-V it KS, vTWe"s