The Klamath news., September 22, 1928, Page 4, Image 4

THE KLAMATH NKW8
PAGE FOUR
SATURDAY, SRPTRMRKR 22. 1028
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1 The Klamath News
Published rrrj morning
eapt ' Monday bj Tha Klamath '
News Publishing company at 101
ltl 6uuih Fifth atrwt, Klamath.
Falla, OreoD. I
to tell us? Did we not know
it all the time?
o
91 MILES AN HOUR BY
BOAT
xcopvrigkt isKBtfNEASPvicE inc A' ELEANOR EARLY i;::.,k,,r..k- Now "
InUmtk, will yon? Mown
lllllsutu'e.
rin n!! rliilil
! Where's ymir
hook mo ui
tli.'ii, liw do
Nvxorsis
Svl.il Thome, Utifctou
orririm paper of cu oi Kiam.: It is rather astounding to
" U" Kl""'h c""" read that George Wood of '.irL en.eri.iu. Iw rV!
vm ..n,Prn,., ...AdT. Mipotroit has succeeded in pi- jTe ,,
I The steward laid I Hi' chest nt , lint think of nil the ti.mli.. I'm
society Sybil' toot. , saving hor money, loo."
(Til Ho ('outlniicd)
"t)h. Captain llnnua. you're 1h' ''lt will Tint say?'
good for mo." Tlioro were hy
sterical tears boliliul Sybil's
laughter.
number Selected Orrttoa
Nesrspapera
"Tad? - Oh, he always Htiitl
was craty,"
"Ami Valerie?"
Mr. Parkin, came bustling up. , ..Th ,,,. ., ValrU. ..
My dear. Mm. Jones Just mid
ziu -phi uctir. i wit u ou
wouldn't. You'll bo sorry. I
know ou will."
me. Here It's nil I have. JiikI
a tiny it ft. Oh, yea, you must,
my dear. No no---don't unwrap
It," She whispered in Sybil's
m i.hciuptiox ratks otinff a speed boat alonir i"irtln 'hf 111 ftU bo,IM-
Itollwml by carrier, month . . . " , KiiMt l who pnIw to sc ..rii
IMUrrrd by carrtrr, cr (W the water lit the amazintfiand despise marrlagoi finally
IV 1 1 rr red by mail. yrar. W ,rt f Q1 o . j begs her to marry him.
Be 1 rrlnUonl payable In advance '1M od of 91 nuIos an hour- ' Hwt Sybil is more or h en-r"-v-"j.vjf""j"".v."
- - Tk.,f . a Kau . ... i lgaged to Craig Newhall, wealthy
Entered as aerond cl... mattar Thl,t ls "bollt 3 r,sk-v "and de.lrah.e. It ... to plea
t tha nnatnffir. at Klamath ! pastime AS one could under- i her dying father that she hiul
Fall., Oregon. November IS. take To meet an accident vonaemed 10 ,vr,'t underatand
n .,1.. .... u.-h ilia l"R-' lu nitet an accuu nt at ' ,.,.. After hei
sucn speea would surely De . minor s .team sue ncgina to tear nan tor my uuugnior
futnl A i. ill a all a mtatake. .Iti.o .he r.,mc handy."
. . ....... ,,i., eilnm ouni, fro, hor niliul the Tn, t0rralea rame. hIksIIiii!, 1 I""! inor:tn n.v
.1 boat Would be crushed by Imaae of ymina John lwren.-e. .. h thlna.-hannv .t..t i
r m-u. 1 i4ry ikiMtt'n c oil,
1 - - .,.! tjv-i.il Ki.sNiMi itirnara ou.
tuiiiAfw h-rif .tin tn Ihvm wiih "Here, herti!" ho cried. 'l.hiei "ir mMk conltl oitlv ht.r.if ' 11,11 r'alU.
him. forma ou the rUht. Kveryhody HioukM Sybil iiiiA(iuily. "t'ome
in order to iiiiuk iniun otoin who wuntn to kiaa the brldesroom ! ou. Merry SuiMliitu-." Hhe eouxed
l And In the u xl eluipler Sybil
' Utt mui'ileil , . . and U not
I luiiic In reKietttna H i
HAGER, OREGON
i
Mits. j. v. (.1 riiitii:
Nowa t'orroMiM.niloiit
HAtlKlt. lire.. S.'l. Si -M'"
miiiiiII
1 11 bo a.irrv. whiltovor I .1... I Alburta ll. n.li.rmi and
To meet an accident at i ' . ..I ....... 'i,..roar. "If. a inn.' lu.rt i. ot I , Mali, nud I v.. h. on ml. ralil..' ilaiiitlit. r are vt.ltliiK at Iho h
Uij ,u- ' her Iirst aweetneart.
..hi ".in n aier,wi, ,,. ir., h .... A K
i just as quickly as if he fell
! from a speeding: uto onto
Pacific coast reDreaentatlrai: Ar- a cement pavement. A float-
bit of driftwood could
thi.p W KtvMi. Inc.. San Fran. .
elaro Loa Ancelea and Portland. In
EaatHrn repreaenutlTea: Charka , easily cause a trairedv.
K. Miller. New Vork. aad W. H. . . . ,
6tockweil. Chicago. i To drive speed boats at
. - - -j - 1 r ' that rate calls for a high
Telephone 877 , . . ;
Member Audit Bore., OrmUUon degree of daring. To be
n sure, it is hard to see how
INFINITY WITHIN US any utilitarian end has been
served; but. after all, that
Dr. Robert A. Milliken. tnay not be important. A
who' is just about America's man still has a right to risk
best) known scientist, does! hi life for sport, provided
not believe that the world :he doesn't imperil anyone
else. Mr. Wood deserves
plenty of congratulations 1
for his feat.
y
It may '"""sh. '" know a. to x. l a nl . "ranniaii on .no .........
I break Mimewhere. It'a t.Mi Into road. Mr. lleii.lorHon la Mra.
Hi .1111 hul I a alitor, an. I ha niailo
her homo In ltrlilt.li t'oliunhlu for
a,l Mabel wii-j eryhiK aofll)(. Wlp-i'he iat nine year, mil win "
I lua her oven lueffeeluallv. I make her fuUno homo In Khun-
, With Johnie and Joca
valenciAns
AT
HENLEY HALL
Tonight, Sept. 22
Supper nt 12 Dance Till 3 A. M.
t'lareme llttaur. who him boon
vIsllihK III. liarellta. Mr. and Mra.
p)rno tll In lino.
. in... j.mr a11!
Then there were morti klvaea. hol.llni; up the party,"
and more lauithter. fntll Sybil She preened Into t
He " -uanei, paie an.l inaiiteiieit Hum on their waahatand.
You're
Jshe haa taken a trip to Havana
with Matiel lllake. a aoolal work
er. They meet Kutin aboard
'and he begin Immediately to
(make wild and violent love.
!haa asked Sybil for a little mp-1''1""- eiutrhliia- the rail. j niemhered Valerie, ex.nil-no In
pnire cireiet sne is wearing, pro, i-oor oia .vinnei sue iihikou rutin, parading lieforo th.. long
i'. K. Ilager, roinrhed
to Ilia
Sil liday
the Utile
ml ro-i
b ever going to come to an
end.
Far out in the cold dark
ness of interstellar night the
universe, Dr .Milliken be
lieves is constantly rebuild
ing itself. One age-long mir
aclei is replacing worn-out
stars and rejuvenating fad
ing 'planets; when our sun
burns to a cinder, a new
sun will replace it, and
wheh the far-flung forches
of the milky way burn
down in their sockets the
heavens will blaze with new
lights.
Dr. Milliken, being a sci
entist and dealing with such
things as cosmic rays, is not
concerned greatly with the
human aspects of this vision
but,- although our days are
rather strictly limited and
numbered, we cannot help
being thrilled. Our souls
never will be satisfied with
anything less than infinity
and eternity ; if we hear the
earjtji's life is to end fifty
million years from now we
arei depresed. The word ev
erlasting, is the greatest
word in our vocabulary.
This is odd,, when' you
stop to think about it. We
SORE THROAT AND
SUPPRESSION
An eidemic of the mys
terious malady known as
septic sore throat struck the
Berkshire section of Massa
chusetts this summer. It
caused a number of deaths,
medical science not yet hav
ing found a sure way to
master it; and it probably
cost that part of Massachu
setts '$1,000,000 in dimin
ished expenditures by vaca
tionists, who stayed away
when news of the disease
was broadcast.
A decade ago the busi
ness leaders who felt this
loss would have stormed the
newspaper offices, demand
ing that stories about tie
epidemic be "played down"
so that vacationists would
not. be scared away. Now
they are wiser. .
" Instead of asking a policy
of concealment, civic lead
ers are planning a big med
ical campaign to eradicate
:. . v ... ' '
Llaati,
i homo lu KoIno. Wah
.eienlng.
Mra. W. (1. Colliiulnga apent
f Saturday afternoon at the home
of Mra. linger while Mr. I'oul
ill! una flailed at I I'M river.
Mra. John KiKUiti hna b'-en
enterlalliiiiK her aoll uud wife
I and aiiiall graudaoit of Sauui Ana.
. t'allf., for the paat week. Her
' aim w ill ho roniomliert'd aa Kd
i ward tlreoley. A party III their
'honor waa held at the hooutl
; homo Tuoailny evening, w hen ?u
j old frieiula and nelglihora allelld
e.l. They returned to th.-lr aitith'
ern home laat Wednesday morn-
'iMg.
) J N (iiillirio la hauling In lu -
her to l.ulld a new linrn
j A. W. Ilraiubull liaa Jilat roltl-
; plei. d a now tut-aai rounter at hta
. More on the M.-rrlll road.
f Mr. Oitirlea Snow ami Mury
I Met'onih of Klamath Kali- railed
I mi Mr. Mri'oinli laat Sunday.
ufter whleti they enjoyed n ride
In Ihelr new cur.
I o, M. tlaliorno of f'ounai.l. Ida.,
who la vlaltlng al the Frank
Trltilott home, waa a dinner guoat
at the I'. F. Ilagor home one day
Vuat week.
.Mra. K K. Mrflay waa vlalllng
with her daughior. Mra. Illrka.
yoalortlay.
i W II. 1. 1 AM It. llh'AIIST
IS AWAI.IIF.II MKDVI.
the disease. Strict public
measure our daily afairs by i health measures will be en
single years, by decades, or forced; next summer, if it
at tnost by centuries., Wei is humanly possible, the
.speak of the "antiquity" of
Egyptian pyramids 3,000
years old, and to speculate
on the civilization of the
year 2928 seems like peer
ing into the most remote
future. Yet we can switch
jrlibly to the incredibly vast
e.tretches of time in which
the scientist deals; and we
t an shiver when we ' hear
U..t our sun, aeons hence,
witl go out.
Yet this may not be so
strange, after all. We are,
us the psalmist says, as the
flower that withereth ; but
there is something strangely
imperishable and unquench
able in our hearts. Limited
Berkshires will not have any
septic sore throat cases.
How much better than
the old-fashioned effort to
suppress news! This upw
' m P t H n rl nf oiinnbtnA. 4kA
... ..... vi H.lOtAlll mc
problem indicates that we
are making progress.
SPEEDING IN BUGGIES
The horseless age may be
upon us, and the automobile
may be the equipage of the
day but listen to this little
tale:
The other day, in Brook
lyn, two men were arrested
for speeding in huggies.
An astonished motorcycle
to a span of three-score and cop saw two old-fashioned
ten years, we have, never- j horse-drawn buggies cotn
Ibeless, infinity within us. ! ng down the street at a
This may be irrational, j terrific rate of speed. Ai
bu(, it is magnificent. It is j they shot past him, he or
what has sustained men in dercd the drivers to stop,
ail" ages, from the day of! They refused, and he had
dank caves to the day of: to chase them. Taken to
skyscrapers. It has heart- court, the men said they
ened uncounted millions to. had made a bet as to who
endure lifetimes of slow,
unrewarded toil, on tossing
snips, in damp mines, on
could drive a horse the fast
est. It had never occurred
the captain will marry them-
there in Havana harbor.
Claaalfled adrertlalna fa a
eves, and I mi) lor e.l Iks a aim- .. . . ..' .. ... ' '..''. " "--"i-i. p. up-niuuu
looked at: .. . ..... ... ' -uanemoiaello .M.'tli.'llo
there. ' .... ..
klaa.
plain
Lord.
j Then Itleharil liaal her in Ilia ntu, and Ida voire waa ainiii y it ii Jf.y , . , ",shli: Silill!"
posing that they uae.lt for a positively green. Sybil threw hen mirror In hir dr.-xslni; table To
wedding ring. And he tells her arm about hr. glrla froid Ma .ianie do f'.ion'a ur- '
I "Exruse ua. everybody. The ranging her veil, and fixing the !
i bride and the maid of honor sweep on h-r trnln. .
CHAPTER XVI must get dreaaed. And you too. ".Not nun h like Val'a wed-
"The exhilaration of madnesa!" ! ,l,rn' Wear yr white kni. k-. jing." ), r,.,narke,l. "Tliat girl I
cried Rl.hard. "The eeatary of era and your very beat tie had a mlllte ,n( ,W11 mal(H ,() ;
1. 1 lit; ufTtiiirru hit uu uihxiiik
And then Sybil
Mabel. Mabel standing
consternation on her Rood
fare. Sensible Mali.
where did Mense Ret yon!
Darline:"
Rf chard 'a to fee was low now.
He whimpered against the soft
ness of her neck.
And Mable turned white as the
painted ropes when Sybil slipped
the ring from her finger and
dropped It in bis outstretched
hand. A baby breeze tonne d her
hair, and blew ber skirts,
eyes were flashing and
I'AUIS; Sept. 21. H'l'i-William
iCaiidolph Hearst was award
ed tbe King of llelginn gold
iind.il td;.y ui prrnldnl of th
Aimrlran ttanilun of tin Inter
national I.C.IKU nf Aviators, gen
eral lie (iuui t. . Admiral Frin hi-l
and ' pr.niiln.'ht nvlatlon leudsrs
wer prrsent. Henrst promised
to Ti'aio an international avia
tors' dub in Nrw York, another,
iu the middle Mt ami a third
on the wvst c.a!t.
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Ulve me another
Sib:
"No no more. Kun along.
Simpleton. No can't i-onie to
the bride's boudoir today. (In
on get ont! Mali and I have
a lot to do."
Rut he went with them to
their stateroom, and held her to
blm, and kissed her madly.
Tie till , hIwhvs I'm thn Kwa
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When he had gone, Sybil
closed the door, and stood with
her bark against it. Mabel had
Her sunk limply on her .berth, and
her was fanning horrelf listlessly.
cheeks were pink as the stew- ' - "No time for speeches, Mali.
ard's roses. She laughed reck- I know you're going to Im a go id '
lessly. scout."
"All right!" she cried. "I will!" ; "Hut, Sib how about Craig?'
Breathlessly she Dulled HU h to- i . "Please. Mab."
ward her. "You never thought "Itlih has swept yon off your1
I'd ilo It. diii vnn? N'pvor tidvor fcttt rtonr " '
never in your heart you know "I know, Mab.' That's what 1
you didn't. Well, I will! I will!" needed someone to sweep m
Then Itichard had her his off my feet. Itesides. Craig I
arms, and his voire was singing too good for vie. ltich l nion
with joy. my sort. Craig has me up on a'
"Sybil! Sybil!" pedestal. When I came loppling;
p lie lifted her off her feet, and down. I'd break his heart. Tin-re
kissed her on high. He swung aren't any pedestals in klrhnnl's
her about. And hugged her wild
ly. Then, when he was breath
less, he kissed her a train.
"Restrain yourself, Mr. Kustis.
Father Finn's looking at us."
Primly, with mock solemnity,
she. pushed him away.
"Why not?
you, darling.
life. I couldn't disillusion him
he's not that kind."
"Oh, my dear. I think yru are
making a mistake." Then? wre
tears in Mabel's eyes.
"Mabel lllake, don't you know
it's bad luck to cry ou a w-d-
Anybody'd lo:k at ding day!"
Oh, you wonder: Sybil daubed her own eyes.
The New,
the Novel,
the Distinctive
NOW mademoiselle's fancy tarns to Autumn
clothes. Here, within the bounds of good taste,
fashion is interpreted to meet her requirements
of suitability for the occasion.
CREATING for the short, medium and full
figure modish apparel in all sizes.
intervals, lonely figures to
.solitary heights from which; that the driver of a horse
they could glimpse visions igets arrested for speeding.
of .splendor and trace some-j when it does happen, it's
s' rt of pattern in human
ity's chaos.
The world will never end
the universe does not
know what death is! Did we
uf&r all, need Dr. Millckan
girl. ou adorable, lovely thing! "I'm going to wear my gray ge .r
Kalher Finn oh. Father Finn. : gette. Thime rosea will 1m hoav
(ome meet thi? Iirlile Mrs. rnly agaluxt It. Hurry up. like
Jnnoa!" a good girl. I ean't have u maid
of honor wlih a red nose - please.
Hi. liar. I dragged tlt.-m over. Mali. That blue i repe de elilne l
And there was a great deal of lovely on you. and you ran wear
shaking hands, and Mra. Jouea your preeioun pink hat, to maleh
ran to tell Alire. Father Finn, our rosea. Oh, auell a swanky
solemnly and sweetly, lilesaed wedding!"
them. . Sybil was tossing things about.
Ily and bv f'lltltain Ilanna 1 "Niatt mueh nf a iroimaenn !'!v..
to tliem that they might came, spick and spun In shining vesta, eight step-ins and a dozen
mon- pair of stoeklngs. Two negligees.
oat one of them mussy. Three slips.
i.l.f, l.v hi. will, llin h.m n... nf n... u...l , V...
I 11 1.1 iiul unen tnese ciaysjie. Ana a steward with two shoulder sirapa off another. Six
mile love hirila In a eagc. night dresses. Too bad I haven't
"Permit me." said the captain a while ono In the biiurli. Brides.
In his deep bass. "My gifts to are supposed to wear while,
the bride." aren't they? Oh, well . . . Iti-
From his pocket he produced member when Knld Swallow wna
a panama, fine as linen. married she had two dozen of
"And a hat for the groom." everything. From vests lo sheets.
Another steward came with a And her monogram on every
cheat In his arms. blessed thing."
"Homo embroideries I'd picked: "Sybil, your mother will have
up .for my Missus," said the rap- a fit."
tain. "But brides must bo served."' "I know It, Poor old dear!
sun-baked farms, in gloomy! break the speed limit. They w""0' wlth Tina' ""' m"
... , ... . , . ! c i nv . key mascot. In a bright red co
city slums. It has raised, at I were fined $5 apiece. . . , , aL, i?r .
front-page news.
o
Why shouldn't we have
low-brow literature? Must
an infant go hungry because
it can't digest meat?
;
POPULAR prices prevail.
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