IHE KLAMATH NEWS PAGE FOUR FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 14. 102S The Klamath News Published every morning ei eept Monday by Th Klamath Newt Publishing company at 102 112 South Klfth atrMt, Klamath Fall,, Oregon. Official Paper of City of Klm. tb 'Kails and Klamath County Lynn Zimmerman Ail v. Mgr. Bl'llSCRIITION R.4.TK nllTerrl by carrliT, month .a IMIvereri by carrier, )cr a.SO IH-llvrml by mall. year. Subscriptions payable la advance. Entered ma seeona nagg matter t the nostoffice at Klamath Falls, Oregon, November 15, 1123, nnder act ot March S, 1879. Ilembrr Selected Oregon Newspaper, Pacific coast renretenUtlve: Ar- thur W. Stypee, inc.. San Fran- Cisco, Lot Angeles and Portland. 1 Eastern representative: Charles R. Miller, New York, aid W. H. www...,...., Telephone 877 Member Audit Bureau Circulation GOVERNOR SMITH AND WORLD AFFAIRS A Cuban reporter told Governor Smith that the Cuban people would be in terested in learning his thought as to the Piatt am endment by which the U. S. reserves the right to sup ervise Cuban finances and foreign relations when ne cessary. The governor l . : 1 , 1 ... V. .. V. u.u "c;iike the mark that is made Piatt amendment was, ac by pressing the butt end cording to the Chicago Tri-!0f a bottle into the ground. bune, which goes on to say: The newspaper men were impressed in two ways, onei by the fact that the Gover nor of New York and the democratic candidate for president did not know, and second, by the instant can dor of the man in saying he didn't. As a revelation of char acter it was wholly compli mentary. As an indication of equipment and prepara tion for the position of chief executive it would cause re flection. To persons at all familiar with Governor Smith's in terests, activities and pre occupations his prompt con fession that he did not know how Cuba was governed in its relations with the United States did not come as a surprise. He always has ad mitted that he did not know anything of foreign affairs and international relations. But even at that the Piatt amendment as a definition of American policy states a doctrine of our own times I K.0mK out ot a suaaenjbe a great spjce for the m0. expansion of America into jnotony of life; and in this world affairs after the Spa- partituar case there soems rush American War. It hasto be something more in. been applied several times volved. There is an outland- ana eacfi time it has been an event of importance. The Cuban interest in it, the growing distaste for it, presents a question which in substance is the same as that found in the Phillipines Porto Rico, Nicaragua, Haiti and Other regions. At any time it may be the most im-! portant in American inter- national relations nnrl it I national relations and it may involve all of the two I Americas. i It is not an indictment of Smith's personality, char acter, or ability that he does not know so outstanding a fact in American policy. It does not even follow that if he were given the place of I chief r e s p o n s ibility he would not be lountl able to discharge his duties wisely and for the welfare of the country. Nevertheless it re veals limitation of idea and interest, if not of ability, end" in many cases it would be fair to assume that a lack of- interest would not add to the candidate's qual ifications. Smith is disclosed not only as an urban typo, but as the peculiar Now York urban type which finds its exclusive occupations close to home. The state of New York has contained his ex treme vision, and has com manded all his .thought and activity. The qualifications of the Governor of Ne w .. . . . oi k do not require more, b , .. nresident of the . . 0. , United Mates ought It would be said ill nearly . , , . , - every case io nave iookpii beyond first horizon. A WAY OF ESCAPE If you have the idea that the world is pretty well ex plored, cultivated and tarn- '., j l)V this .;.,, consider the tlisk of Senor J. TOZZI pnlvo Brazilian engineer, ; i has set himself, . . Senor Calvo is going to, lead an expedition far up into the steaming junples of the Amazon, along a tor - rontial river that has never yet been seen by white men. He is looking for lots of , ! things ; but chiefly he wants to find out about the legen- dary "Pe de Garrafa" that , ' , . ,. the back-country Indians tell about. . "Pe de Garrafa" is called .. , ., , ... , .1 in English, the bottle-faced monkey. It bears this odd name because its footprints ,. j i , , , in soft mud, look exactly And, if the legends are true ( he is a fearsome beast. j According to reports, this ; member of the monkey tribe i to her phantcm kver. is a man eater. It is very "Whatever I do." she whtsper . , . . ed. "I'll love you still. Korcver large, very powerful and and f,)reTer John very fierce, and is so tough j The mist was rolling in in and hardy that a well-plac- 'clouds when Craig found her on ., . I the sands. A little huddled fig- ed bullet from the most m , wat(.hing the tlde creep P. powerful rifle often will not ne had driven down when Mrs. knock it out. Hunting tigers, j Thorne told him that Sybil wan ... ,. . : there for the night, wirklng with apparently, could be no ia rnaTW5mMl rom le TiItaK... more dangerous than hunt-! -i n drive her home if she'll iriir 'fliis animal. ; ' lei me. and down again first , j. Fthfne ln the morning." he prom flno is rnmnp Ipn tn wnn- luw " .... 'I ..... lje(j g,, n9 nad uurricd more der, at times, why men setttnd finding the house deserted, themselves to -such tasks as ' had sought her on tho beach. WSenor Calvao has chosen. I . The senor is a man of means and position; the world can be quite an entertaining , - , . , place for Stich a man. With many ingenious devices to provide amusement and in- j terest. why should he voI-Bhe untarily go up into the re- mote Amazon country and look for a fabulous ape that eats men? Perhaps it is the very se curity and ingenuity of mod ern civilization that makes a man Undertake such a quest. Danger, in itself, can ish, l: i ati . uizarrc quauty io ine Whole thing that miyht i. ... i - , 4. r .v..v ...... Senor Calvao has been i living in New York. While j there are, in all conscience, things enoufh there tQ sat. i.'the wedding. You're tremen- jsf anyone thev are air'1""' hl,!h 8lruns' yo" know' thp ..rtifu-' nrnrlncts of Yo" kt ,hinl!S a""ct y" ""' dltlfu-Ml PfOUUt" Of Valerie's been getting your mociern societv. Up in thejp.at i knew she would, rrom the hoa a,. ,.t m a ma-n : minute 1 laid eye, on her. where m a n-e a t i n g apes prowl through damp, suffo cating jungles, is nature in 'i her most savage and demon iac mood. If Senor Calvao is not able to find his pa no from v'y.uun ihoro he will never find it wnere rtl 1 i What cars need is a back But Craig, look at me: rve seat drive SO that the lady j lost everything. You can t expec t who asks for a lift can't : me " m,1', h1a"118' "'"r . . , , , ; mer, 'Thy will be done. You place a gat against the back !(.an.t ,.x)PC.t nie to ,, of your neck. (let the gods of fate wulk all q j over me. j j "First, there was that dreadful If New Orleans is deter- war and my poor buy was led miner! tn stnn o-nmtilinir sho i" slaughter. And, Craig, that might put in elevated street crossings. WHIRLWIND COPYRIGHT 1928 fir NEA SYNOPSIS Tad Thorn ami Valerie Weal ar married In a little chapel by the with grandeur and J great deal of holiness. I "If. Ilk.. Val." thought Svhll j Th ,rnt, h,w ,ove Mrrulra had made plenty o( talk. "She's 1 muking It nvn rompllratiHl ,, ,,, niBk ,ifter hut any difference. I It cornea untied these days, how- I a.'.iv ..I.I .! I,'- (l.wl " . v. .. .. ,... .... . ,1(d ,.,,, ,, ,. r.fci I evini, wiui w u r n i i i nor hkl... io k.hnalv lothaiim' hero use she dislike Valerie. Her own eiuuRement to ('rain New hall fills hr als with tor hod ' in its. Iteeauao. though I'rulK if fine and wealthy and hnd.-um I Sybil d:oa not really love Aim. i j Year before, her sweetheart, 'j mm i-nwrenfe, in.irrnou away hi. war on the eve of their oinrritipe snd never returned. ' ..!.. !;.., I onvinced thai she ran never "v unpp, nKaiu Svlt.il beeamo - ii- ! JEttKed to t rain to make her dy ing father happy. Hut Mr. Thorno was dead before she t-otild tell him and n:w Sybil dm1 not know . what to d.. Va. 9nA ru(, KO lo t-rtnaiItt :or 'iding trip, and sbu so wl,nno , Dn,pt lor ,he llolui;. mime tu uipir ..uuiuier (iiatr i.i 1 : coming i tne newiyweda. j rI vvrKlt iX The tawn was full ct memnr- Th:,h,,;.b'' )a , ,bout ltle hous. whrt; tn,.y , , had strolled in the moonlight, f a shadow y figure walked beside her. A u,t, tlim bor ln khilkl- wlth h.,,r 'like gold, and lovelight in his ,eyt - . ' ... . . I It seemed to Sybil that she was c,,ser tJ John ,,., where (hai 1 had learned to love him. than uho nai1 'ver heen anywhere eia i At night she found the place !on lh. ,.hertf ne nad klM. ed her first. And she stood, as she had stood that night, with her face to the aca. while the wind whipped her dress about her. and blew her hair where John's cheek should have been. Then she put up her arms lo nothingness, and raised her face . ner nine. J cod a8 the devil out here, and damp. What are you doing, n!, aWBjr by our l5ne- some? -Thinking about you," she lied lightly. . XZoklet fondly, and could soe how happily he smiled. Poor Craig. It was so easy for her to please mm. ,,j a little word cf affection a lov ing smile. "Sit down," she invited "I want to tell you something " He put the coat he carried about her. and she pillowed her head against hi shoulder. "Craig. I'm the unhappiet girl on earth." "I know, honey. I His arm absut her urew ner.moth,.r un , prt,baMy I sinind gently closer. ; like an awful egg, talking this "No. ycu don't. Craig. n wayi (Jf t.,)Urse i jove njiher. think It's because John Is dead i Am, (;o( knllKK , f(.cl arry ,r and daddy. And now " ; And mother ana i marrieu. . nnfnt, because we aon i i apeak th aame lanRuaKe- HJ i.K - J. - - not nil of It. CraiK. It f,omethlnK inside of me liKe pol ,s()n , Uon.t knoWi ejaaii. :lhjn!! tnat makes me bluer and i rebellious and miserable! oh, f - , .TupseTT.ght now." "Tad's nrobahly made a mis take. But, after all. that's his funeral. If you could only learn to take things as they lire. Hut you're always rebellious. Seeth- t.,-. In.lila all Iho tilt.e Pfltltline off llk'0 a mtle firwrlw.kBr. You es-jhave got to leurn to take life I Kracufully. SyUl. llin klnK fate la lougn joo. We can't Uo it. littii. irirl. there'R no uni tryhic. Life's o much blRf;r than any : of u." drove me nearer insanity than you'll ever know. And then there w-ere the crazy yeurs aflerwurd. 5EKVICC INC. i when we nil went wild. Things haipcucd then, dear that I'd like lapping Ml their feet, to forgot. If It hadn't been for "Craig," alio aald. "I ought lo my JoS, I'd have j?ou;i off the ho unfiled. Sheotlng my Idiotic haiidto entirely." ! head off llho u darn fool. Talking "I loved that job. Craig, In tho 1 In circles, mid hack whore I office from nine OH five, busy .'began What II all nboiil?" every uilniifc. Accomplishing loia j "What' life for? We don't of, things. Kocllug Important. Alii knew where, we're going, lilt thos. contraeia with worthwhile we're on our way ow!i That'j people. Part uud ptircel of aeliler- :hout llio alio of It. CrulK. (ianie menu., 'old t'llnit. tlayatti Hinl tiny not "It was Klorlnu. I not o I j l.lfo In and lite out. IIoIIIiik up atoiped pitying uiyself. Intro-pec- In the morning, going lo bed Al Hon liua nlnaya been my cuine. night. I. a lull Ins crying, flghilng mid there waan'l time for thai ; pray lug Talk talk tallt. 1 1 l ill -aort of thing where I workeil. ;an eaitle. stepping on each oih Somethlng doing every liiliiule. ' or'a neeka. tr gelling inopi.'.'d on. 1'bat wiu my aalvatlon. . Sqicitildiug with the other rattle. ,"And then, -.a! eourao, 1 had to ' Torn l-y greeil and neg. Kepro- give It nil up. when daddy goli ao sick. And- now -with daddy gone and Tad - I'm ' like a fish gut of water, hieh and dry on : a rocky shore. NothinK to do but i tUn-lded. think atout It. It's a devil of a' Ani1 when alia had given him life. Craig. . i her llpa. she settled her.i lt again "And mother doesn't make It"" arnn. , ,'i rt s.Wnv" C- V",!5'. It scorned to Sybil that she was eloper to John there, where the had learned to love l:im, thsn she had ever been anywhere l-Im1. any better. Oh. I sup;.'Jse it . "I gnes.s I'm getting old, C'ruig sounds disloyal. Hut I'm not a I haven't Jiad an honest-to-(iod very filial '"rt of a girl. I nov?r thrill In ages." could see why prop! assume that I "That's a nlco tiling lo tell there's a ailrt of myitic bond be. rue!" tw-een parents and cuiMren. I adored father, beau?e he was the most wonderful thing that ever lived. Not Just herause, by , merest accident, he happened to : I be my father. i 'And mother worships Tad In ; the same blind fc-diion. I ran understand that, all riht. I ; suppose It gives a woman an uw f il I kick to have a splendid, son. Hut as fur me I'm nothing tni send telegram home about. She j yfa.i never f,-artieiilnr!y wild over me not aiiice I grew up attd : started to have a mind of my i I - wn- "We're far apart as llio poks. her. Hut le woman who does our washing would be a darn j sight more roneenlul." Sybil's head tfurrowed a Utile I hollow In ( flag's nrni and he I , ,rf , closer. The only K innd i $1750f$1750 ; An Example of the Construc tive Service Rendered by the Pro gressive Dentist to his Patients. Union Painless Pentists 210 Winters Building, .over Pelican Drug Co., Next to Pine Tree Theatre Lowest in Price Dr. Chas. Peterson, Mgr. Phone 1637 Open Until 9 O'clock y ELEANOR EARLY about ihem was the wuvolrla din ing muselvea. Pro" "'on. tin and 11 n'mut?" "Sybil, 1 want a Tho enill.'aii ou. , . w hat kins." fralg v- -r-v'.w . . , "Well. It's tho truth " she In sihted. "Ilinicrnber how I used to run around? I kidded myself thn' I was having a pretty good time. But now Lord, Craig. I rouldu't get any more kick out of arond house than a prayer meeting. Ilootle liquor and country club flirtations glva me a pain In the neck. Life's lost Its zesl. I'm all fed up." Craig stiffened. "I'm sorry that I mil so ut terly Inadequate. " Instantly she was contrite hurt vonr f(f.llnir Ii n't ,., rit f. You're udoralile, CralKle."' Then rorry me. fweellieart." Sybil drew hi her cliln. kr.eea up under "And now.". she remarked, sur veying the ocean, "we're back whore, we ntarted from." "Please dear." "I Uld you I'd make a rotten wife." "I knew you did. Hut I want Highest in Quality you iual Ihe awno.". . j "I loll you whal r'l tH t'nilrl, Itosoliitely ahe Imert him. "Mnli llluko la going lo lliivniiu' next week. Wrelehed lime for II,. I suppose. Utility season, or some thing. That'a why Mub'a going they've cut the ruine In half. And yon know Mali en bargains. Kile's been Irving lo get me I Join her. A nioniha' trip. Molhor'a been iiruliiu mo to uo aheud. And I Tail and Valerie will be hoinu i next wok. "I can't make any derisions. it'rnlg. with you urottnd Ami mother la. an disquieting. I alinp , Iv euiinot ill II. Mnh'a tmn Hiill old Jane. Tltiriy-toiir. nnd Igetilng sour. You know how II !la with social workers. She'll i keep me illicit .rouble. Per hup. the rest and change would help mo. Whole dava on thn ocean. IVuce and nulet. It e iililtt't hurt, t'ralg. And It ! might help. What do you any?'' i Maybe It was Ihe wind from the aeu Hull minlii t'rnlg shiver. Maybe It was doibi's cold fingers laving hands ttn him. H 1,1 elgaret. ami s be held Ihe match to Ilia luce Sybil lllollglll how pitiful ho lo ked - how weury and ilefenlia1. If she Lad loved him enough she would hnvo taken bis head In her anna and kissed his wishful llpa. Hut "" them. Instead to Ihe leaden aky, where on amilll planet gleamed. "Slur bright, slaf Ughl." she .rled. "first ainr I've seen to night Wish 1 may. wish I might get the Wish that I wish tonight. And I wish." she told the Wv etia with great solemnity. "I'm' Mlst.r Prilg Nowhall will sec Ihe advantages f M' 1 " T""r,", leaving Immediately. U " sootier, for t'uba." fralg shifted Ills weight heav lly from ono elbow to the other, like an old man. It's the way life K" h. told her. "'You don't care enough I hill's all. Not that I blame you. sybil, tlod knows we rau'l love where and when 'we would." "Hut fralg!" she irled. "That'a not fair. I do loo you only I 1 m all intiril up' Inside. Oh. t'rulggle, diar, whul's the uso of tiilMtig. I won't go If you don't want me lit. I'll do eai lly what ever you say." "The devil you will." lie re torted grimly. "You'll do what ever you want and ymi darn well know It." (To lie t 'iililloiie.il . Whal did .Sybil io' riom thing adventurous, of course. It in tin next Installment. British Courtesy j Ship Leaves Port ! ASTOU1A. Ore.. Sent. 13. r j l The HrltJtJt rrulnt-r duHpateh put to 'ioi lotfuy 'fom' Uie Port of Astoria marine terminal I after HpendiDK tho pant few days here on her official vitdt of ienurhiay to ()riKon. Tho official farewell. Major J. (. Tenhrouk 'of Astoria pnHenttd vi -e-admiral 'Sir Cyril M. Fuller, rommandcr In chli'f tif hit Mutf'rtlv'N Ani.ricn and W'fut Indian xiiuadron wit It ; a Hpo't-lally hound volume of ! W'aMhlnntoti IrvliiK's novel. ; "Amorln." Connolly Brothers MEN'S STORE The best place in town to buy Quality ( Merchandise at lower prices. ' Men's Blazers Flannel Shirts $2.50 to $5.50 $2.75 Ea. up A big lino to select from merchandise. . carry tho Oregon City line. Men's Caps Men's Wool Sox $1.98 Ea. up 25c pair up mid patterns. . , . . " k lay fn a good supply of "- - MCH'kH. Wool Underwear Unionsuits ur faU of ,ef- $2.00 to $6.00 St. lined coats are here. Carried In all colors and Come in and look them over. ti Shoes- Top Coats Two big shipments received lhis week. Work Bhoes, Log- $10 1K fn $07 CA gers and 16-lnch top shoes plV. It IU tpultOXJ $2.98 pair up A reni snarpy Hue. ('. 11110 in. We have one for you. Sweaters Luggage .4.DU UP Suitcases, ....$1.25 up We can sell you a good fninUn . SlnfUlim wool shaker sweater at the ,mn -'-lU-UU Up aimve price aii colors. HandTrunks $5.50 up Connolly Brothers MEN'S STORE 914 Main St., at the intersection of Tenth Klamath Fall, Oregon ' OFFICE CAT lly Jl'MI'H "Whal nru you children dolngT" I tlinugli,l you were plnvlng lognilier." "Wo urn play ling -l lathers .nnd molhera.' "Hut you dou'tt heed lo'lllllku jail Unit nolsii."- "Yea wo do alio lias Just asked mo for money for a new 1ml." , lliirheloiliood lias advuiilages, bu! the meek Inherit llio eaVth. The only dllference between a modern girl and seventeenth century plralo la that tho pirate Is dead. I "Whul's lieiomo of the Hiker.' cltlliT" "Oil. It dlsbnnded. It wua gelling loo hlird lo persuade : passing molorlsla In pick us up j and give us a lift." We nnly llvo once, lint If wo live right, once la enough. ! When the Judge makes a wit- I II ess aweur he'll tell the truth. jibe whole truth, and nothing but the truth, ho ought ulao to muke the Inwyera swear they'll let . him. In a Itrooklyn. N. Y . social 'rolilliill we find this: Miss Mary Illiiuk. twenty olio year old de huntunte. Is visiting Ihe homo of her I win brother, John, uged Ihlrly-twn. , Al a Kin math Palls depart nieut aiore the other day a bash ful young man said to the young 'lady behind llio counter; "I'd ' llkn to look at your underwear." J She looked him sutinrcty In the eye and stopped chewing gum long enough to reply: "Noth,ing ! doing, Homeo." t The. furce thai has had the longest and moat successful run la Ihe one pluyed by thu federul ' courts. j "They told me." said the ' pompous Klamath Kails gentle man, "that If 1 didn't quit read lug dime novels I wouldn't amount to anything." Well," said ithe cheerful puneiitrer, "why 'didn't you unit?" She never !( I id In a hflnKV iMTuitte hortH's t-urry tut la. J ThoHe who rail at the ntodorii iKlrl uud nay iihe U HiiioktiiR I riR:trt-tt-ft are axked lo hear j about the woman til Kamias City to 5 yrnra otd who hejean amok Jbk nlm ty-rive yearn axo. Detnrilve Mo itlrl fllrtliiR In hotel lobby,: "I.ei'H Beo your hunthiK llieii-He.' "Wfll. r.'markt'd a 'marrird mini aftor exumluliiK hi frli'iid' new f!;it, "I wIhj 1 could afford u pliun like thin." "Yen." itald hi M friend, "you married m-u may hare brtter lialvi-n, Imt we burlo'lor usually havo bettor iUrtt'r." $$$ and Mi VALUES You inn ltd liumlml ii nla on ever:' ilolliir )u aiH'inl for n uaoil ir lierr. Huick Sedan IIIIMI Master Kl 'K.vrwlmir iii.hI.I. Ill fH'tfcel roiiilllloii Inside nnd ii 'l. t"'l" a'""' lln-a, I.OU of evlrns liu lull ing seat our. Viu must a-o llils car lo nppri'i into Hie value 111 II. Huick Touring Ill-it Standard. Juet oer liailliil. IosmI bHiktog. Illllla fine. Kor real sortie ami ieMnlnbllll, lnre La our car at a I" price. Hupmobile Sedan IflUtt MimIoI. Hit r) Under. Orrtiitoltil. .ihh! tin, new imliit. Inilo-r uthdMrry, Vim inn b" ,,lU rnr '"r ono hiilf hIiiiI ll to, new. Dodge Roadster mm kmh ni tii. In Hrf o'l t-odlllon nnd kimhI rulttrfr. Lot of film iultntent. Ilore U ur rnr for orin oiiiiiul wnh' uud Imrtl nw Dodge Coupe 111'-! I modol. The lulr '1 Villi Imijc prliiK. It mot mt fiMlly. I.oml Href. IMk mm h Iwitor Hum llio nv i riif(t i-r of li nK Pontiac Roadster , voiy llo 1I'J7 iikmIoI, ipurt ruoditiT, In f!rl rlnmm nicdinnhitl eoudltlon. Klrn itihmI kwi-nI 'p I It I'm. Loin of e.tnii, llH lodllltf NlHM kN, mm Li mi but-otor, ulud wIiih:. Imiihihth. A NtiturL ,niiiy, wif riding him I onsj ilrUhiic nutomoldtn nt Hie rlj(ht rrlrr. Fords -Stars . Chevrolets Roadsters and Coupes r$75.00 to $125.00 You should rollsiiler llio fl nance elinrges when pur. rlinslim nn iiiiloinolille. Wo give ymi a, j. M. A. t;. t'oiitiaci vlil carries f tin b IVM lutes oblnlnilblo. i . BUICK Garage 1330 Main Phone 42