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TIIR KLAMATH NEWS
Telegrapher Gets
Real Grouch, But
He's Good Fellow
The telegrapher, who ! grouchy
and old enough to remember, when.
In tha pride of hit youth, Oregon
had a regular football team, and
who ' thrive on raw meat, hit a
ramel In two and swallowed the
tenderloin end, screeched hark hi
chair and Inquired of the city room
at largo:
"Why In hades Is a football fan?"
Without waiting for a response
ha continued:
"I'm not a bad guy. I been in
thla bnslne; a long time, and I
knew all ahoti: service lohg before
the Rotary club found out that It
want around. I Ilka to gira 'em
what they want, but football fans
beat. me.
"Ey'ry Saddy night I put down
a coupla yards of scores, telling
how dear old ' Slwash went to a
alaked bloodthirsty 7-7 tie with
Chlnook. I wear out a soft lead
pencil putting down the principal
score and the telephone girl hides
'em under the blotter or throws 'em
In the waste basket, and then put
on a grlered ntr because out of
about three hundred scores I can't
tell her whether Western Texas
Teacher Abnormal beat Arkansas
Student of Horticulture, and all the
while the bird at the o:her end is
gleeful because he has remembered
that 'knob" is "code" for "con
cussion of the brain" In the auto
mobile accident story he's sending.
""Then through the week I pat
down a lot of guff saying Army will
play Notre Dame next week or rice
versa, and then comes a day like
Armistice day, and every sorority
sister and fraternity brother wants
to know -the core of a game that
a'n't coming off for three day.
"There ain't no justice."
Manufacturers to
Insist on Marking
Prison Made Goods
SEATTLE. Wasa.. Nor. H.
(United News) The Manufactur
ers' association of Washington is
planning to have a bill reintro
duced in the legislature next Jan
uary providing for marking and
disinfecting all articles made by
convict labor.
An exception would be made of
automobile license plates and jute
bags.
.' Marking of prison made goods
would protect the public from
fraud and Infection and would be
an aid to free laborers who must
compete with the prison products.
POLICE HAVE REAL
QUIET ARMISTICE
It was an extremely quiet day
yesterday around police headquar
ters. It was adjudged a decidedly
sane Armistice Day by Chief of;
roltce Marry M. Loucks.
"The few rails that came In to'
the station during the duy, went,
relative to minor matters only,"1
the chief stated, "and most of them
were business calls. Crime was ap
parently at a minimum and the!
quietude of Easter time prevailed
generally." ;
The police anticipated a livelier!
evening last night, but so tar as I
heavy rushes were concerned, we!
were disappointed. One lone can-1
ned heat imbiber, over-jubilant In
his cups, waa the sole new guest
at the city hoosegow.
MOUNTED POLICE OF
CITY APPRECIATIVE
If the M. r. Wagon didn't get
you yesterday we apologise. You i
were no doubt just as guilty as a!
lot more that got caught and who!
were severely fined on divers chars-1
es. If your conscience bothers yoti ;
and you are positive of your guilt i
see Ted Case and pay your fine thlsj
morning. Then go and siu no more. ;
We want to thank the public for
en ering Into the spirit of our little
party and for the good will dis
played In contributing.
We particularly want to thank:
Lorens company for furnishing
the judge's truck. j
Herb Haugcr for the Bulck M. P.
wagon.
Doe Massey and the Kitvanis club
for lining the entire membership up
to be fined before lunch and then
feeding the Summary Court and
M. IVs.
We would hare, continued longer
with the Court but neither threats
of arrest nor anything else would
keep the kids out from under the
wheels of the chariots of justice
and traffic was getting badly con
gested. So we quit iu the Inter
ests of public safety, not meauing
to slight anone.
The Summary Court of Klam
ath Post No. S, The American
Legion.
advocates of the measure said.
The goods themselves will not
be marked, but a card informing
the public that the accompanying
article was made by prison labor
must be displayed it the measure
become a law.
A similar measure was Intro
duced In the last legislature but
died In committee. j
Auction Sale or Frulture Saturday.-
Pny yonr fqrnltnro berc and
save money. Klamath Home Sup
ply Co.. 1011 Main at.
Heavy Vote Cast
By .Unregistered
People of County
Compilation of figures !y Deputy
County Clerk Charles IVLan, shows
a total of $48 unregistered voters
who were sworn In at the 17 pre
cincts In Klamath county during the
election on November S. The total
vote In Klamath Fulls was S'JTO.
the largest vote ever cast In this
city lu the history of municlpul and
state election.
The figures announced yesterday
by IVLap show 94 voter sworn
In at the U. It. It. garage: .4 lu
precinct IS, Kairview school; 71.
precinct 14. Mills Addition svho.M;
54 in precinct 4, Klamath county
court house; and 63 each at pre
cinct 2, Brown's carpenter shop:
and precinct six at Wlrti Music
Store.
Ride'er, Cowgirl
Name of College
Campus Costume
LOS ANOKI.KS. Nov. 11. (Uni
ted News) Out in the wido-opon
spares of learnt hk the cod will
rnrrv torcvthtnR on the hip, for
thnv 1 nn aft pnrkot In the fall
co?t tunes for college plrls!
"Ride her. cowgirl!" has become
the call of the campus with the Im
portation of the picturesque cos-,
tumo of cattle ranges and desert
stretches for campus use.
A gored, flannel skirt, man's
shirt, bow tie, snug ensign jacket
and close-fitting vagabond hat or
skirt, and the college girl is ready
for cross-campus trek or class room.
Rut about this hip pocket!
Lot the suspicious be assured that
It holds nothing stronger than a
scented calico handkerchief.
The costume is acknowledged
among Southern California univer
sity students as one of the snap
piest outfits ever introduced fur
college wear.
While students of all classes at
the University of Southern Callfor
SCOUTS TAKE HIKE
ON ARMISTICE DAY
Fifteen member of Troop No. 3
of the Klamath County Hoy Scout I
council, under tho leadership of
Assistant Scout Master Wulsh, took
their second lengthy hike of the
month yesterday when they Journey-!
I en 10 ino upper icuciiea 01 i.iuu
Itlver. , .. j
I Arriving nt their destlnutloii near
i tho Copco dam, after leaving this;
'city early In the morning, the hoy
spent several hours acquainting j
; themselves with the Intricate arts of,
; scouting. Klro building with rain-:
soaked wood and kindling was one1
of the problem with which the
'potential woodsmen battled,
( Troop 3, sponsored by tha Sacred ,
Heart academy here, took a nrev-,
lous hike to Link Itlver Inst Sun-;
day. The hoys, according to their
leaders, are becoming quite iroftc-j
lent In scout work and are lucres-;
Ing their skill with each succeed-'
Ing trip Into the lull timber. !
Homemade Plane
To Make Initial
Trip in Few Days
Tho first nlrpluuu ever liulll III
Klamath Kails Is uow completed and
will bo niuly for l:s In 1 1 lit I hup In
to the air within a few dsys. It
was announced yesterday by Ken
lli'tll and l.unlor Walluii, two broth
ers who designed end built luc
pltitte.
The "Colilflnrh I" Is the name of
the locally manuf.ii'luri'd plane,
which 1 a nionopluiio with a win
spread of S.S feet. The ship I
powered by a Lawrence motor of
.1.1 h. p., and Is capable of insslittt
a speed of 55 miles per hour In the
air.
TAiWi'J I'ratcrnul Order til I'HONH IlKiO
ril. WESTERN TRANSFER
fiSSw wm n","t ",rv COMPANY
"rlli jr evottliio In 4m M11I11
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7 : sti I . M.
UAKK1KT CROWLEY
Gown and remodeling- Hpeeliil
Itlng stout slues. Hi No, heeoud
St. J'hone :''I-V.
i.ta are appearing In cowgirl at
tire, girl of the 1930 graduating
class, who entered V. 8. t'., this
full as freshmen have unofficially
admitted It to be tholr class Uni
term. And "Ride "er. cowgirl!" has be
come tho password.
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PIANOS, RADIO, VICTROLAS
507 Mnin St. Phono 282
To Hare a Homo
Buy a Lot
Then Build
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KLAMATH lKVF.UP.MKXT
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GLOVER'S
Annual Christmas
OPENING
I
We extend to you and your friends a
special invitation to attend our Christmas
Opening on Saturday, November Thir
teenth, from two until five o'clock P. M.
We have a Christmas opening each
year so that our friends, customers and the
general public may come and see for them
selves our wonderful stock of merchandise.
At this time we would be glad to have '
you ask the prices of merchandise or any
question you wish in regard to our stock or
repair work.
We feel that we have the most beauti
ful, complete, and up to the minute stock
in our line ever offered in Klamath Falls,
and also the most reasonable p iced. We
want the public to jud.ee for themselves.
Ccme and bring your friends.
Each gentleman or lady who visits our
store on this occasion will be presented
with a beautiful gift.
Glover's Jewelry Store
"Home of the Street Clock"
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Special Sale
Friday d Saturday
FIFTY SUITS
at
These suits are of the latest
young men's styles, including
single and double breasted
models, also conservative
styles, for the conservative
man in Virgin Wool, Cash
meres, Cheviots, Worsteds
Twists and Blue Serges.
Ho Hero Knrly
Friday
mid
Saturday
We have a large assortment
in every size as follows:
3G, 37, 38, 39, 40 and 42
See Them on Display
Brownsville Woolen Mill Store
5th and Main
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