KLAMATH FaS
OFFICIAL PAPER FOR
SUNDAY. FrU
CITY OF KLAMATH FALLS
Am Independent Republican Mtper Conducted In ffa Intents of Ml Klamath County: Without Gull,. Subsidy or Perfidy
The March of Civilization.
Orphan 's Three Gutd
"Let u hare faith that right makes might, and in
that faith let ui to the end dare to do our duty a we
understand it." Abraham Lincoln.
Him 13-Year-0ldQ
Ik-er Mi Tluiiim,. I "
THE KLAMATH DAILY NEWS
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Girl Sieno Registers Kick
.4 the Results arc in Right Direction
An unofficial delegate from the high
school has taken exception to a recenet editor
ial in which it was made to appear that steno
graphic work is elected by many because it is
easy. The plaint was to the effecet that learn
ing the hooks and crooks impels many a head
ache. This does not take into consideration the
full purport of the editorial in question. It was
indicated that the purely mechanical end of
stenographic work was a welcome diversion to
the students. And this is shown in a phrase
from the girl studenet's discussion of the edi
torial. She said: ,
"You might say that many boys take
manual training because it is easy."
Yes, just so. More than likely they do.
Which proves the entire point.
Where there is a combination of scholastic
endeavor together with the more useful arts
the result is a happy one, and easy, for that
reason. Humans have hands as well as brains
with which to work. And jf the young people
have the opportunity to indulge both the physi
cal and mental energies along useful lines the
mere matter of "easy credits" doesn't matter.
A great deal is achieved toward the forming
of lives of genuiness and nothing else matters.
Klamath Traffic
"Discrimnatory" Legislation Against Auto
There is an ever-growing sentiment to
ward "doing something" with parking condi
tions on Main street.
That Klamath Falls had its automobile
troubles in the beginning of things is evidenced
by an ordinance No. 98, passed by the city
.council September 9, 1907. It discloses the
;fact that the speedsters are not confined to the
present period. The ordinance did not tempor
ize with the reckless driver. It held him down
to five miles per hour within the city limits,
and a violation of that limit would cost him
anywhere from five to fifty dollars, with a
possible jail sentence of ten days.
Residents of that day recall that there was
just one machine in the town. Ed Dunham
owned a little red runabout and Ed had been
getting a little too reckless in his wanderings
about town, so the idea was to permit a rapid
walking pace to outstrip Ed's machine. Ed
called it class legislation, maintaining that be
cause he was the only person in town to which
the ordinance could apply that it was class
legislation and violated the Constitution of the
United States. But Ed didn't test it in the
courts and slowed down to five miles per
hour when Chief of Police Carter was looking
his way.
C. F. Stone was city attorney at the time
and drew the ordinance; B. St. Geo. Bishop
was mayor and Fred Schallock, John R. Stilts
and A. Castel were the councilmen.
THE SAME OLD
SING-SONG-
II) CLARK klXNAIIil).
Is Ihe world going to the dogs? 1 "In everything the taste
No day passe but whnl no mo
oratorlcally-incllned person gels
up before an audience somewhere
and solemnly declares that youth
hag sunken to the very depths. ,
with I ho result that everything Is
going to smash.
Hut don't be worried.
In Ihe oldest books youth is ;
censured for Its bad conduct and j
wilful ways, and predictions are j
made that the world will auffnr
for the wlldnesa of Its younger
generation. '
When a preacher declares, "The
young people of today are send
ing tho world straight to hell."
as ever so often one says, hn is
simply echoing what has ho.-n said
In all languages in all ages.
In the "Oraculo Manual." first
published at Huesca, Aragon,
Spain. In 1647. one Balthasar
Graclan shudders:
"Even knowledge has to be In
fashion, and where It is not It is
wise to affect Ignorance.
"Thought and taste change with
tho times.
"Do not bo old-fashioned in
your ways of thinking, and let
your taste be In modern style.
ih. i
many carrl.ej the votes; fur tho
time being one must follow it in
the hope of leading It to higher
things.
"In the adornment of tho body
as of the mind, adnpt yourself to
the present, even though the past
appear bitter.
"Hut this rule does Dot apply to
kindness. fr goodness la fur nil
time.
"It Is neglected nowadays and
seems out of dHtn.
"Truth-speaking, keeping our
word, ami si, (0 n(i pcp,,
aeem to come from tho good old
time; yet th.-y i,re liked for nil
that, but in mii I, a way that cvi
when they , ,, ,,,, ,noy tfn
not in fash Inn and are not
Hated.
wnat a misfortune for
age that It regards virtu., as ,
stranger and vice as a matter of
course:"
Here are words three hundred
years ago ,, are being preached
every day as something new.
Has there ever been any pro
gross in the w,,rd?
THon ear, generation ,.,,
hove be,.n a )()U(.r (in
those bi furo u.
tli pUcrd ' In. ken,' Work. All
This W.-. k f..r II " j
The aide looking Irikhman r-ad
firm ih.- sign and then th plai .
ard ... .1 . .
He blurted nut; "Dickens may
lake the Job" IHrken can wur-rk
all the week fr four dollars If '
lie wuuu to. but I'll not touch It.
Y d better knpe Dickens ." '
irinaa enu nee urns adopted by
three elderly elatera. am now
nineteen,' will bo twenty aimn.
have hern working for four years
for Ihe railroad and my Income la
around 36 every Iwu weeks
grnrrally glvo my parents around
130 in ;i every 1 weeks If
lon'l give them that much they
raise rumpus and say all kinds
of things Also they want me to
buy my clothing nut of what
have left. Ini ,nu think that la
norelhl if I deaire to try and
have a savings account alaof ur
other iroblein la thai I am nut
allowed In go with gtrla am
supposed lo have only one girl,
who la my ruusln by sdyption. and
Is only II years old. and who
am supposed lo marry when she
la older. If I go with any other
girl ehe la either no good ur elae
she In Iimi poor or something la
wrong with her. There lan't a
girl who ran rail me up In talk
to me about enraethlng. for If
they get to the telephone they
elthrr hang up or tell her to mind
her own busineaa or Insult her by
saying ahe lan'l any good or she
wouldn't be railing me up If I
don't go with ibis 1) year-old girl
they rate Ihe roof or even follow
me. and when I am gone they go
over and give her heck Then
Ihey wonder why I don'l go with
girls lhal go to our church. Also
If I receive a letter from n.y i the Mute?
brothers and eia'er Ihey open them I yousg an
over the tra kettle and read Ihem tusalr.
and then seal them shut Ihin't ! '
ou think I ought to have some IKn TvJ
III...,. - .... loottoitw
, ..... ...... e reaper,: me ,. ; Jw, J
i receive irntn my alalrr are . nets, fell is
generally deatroied bv Hi.m k.. i aary. Nit
causo she happened lo turn Cath
olic for her husband s sake. Hhe
doesn't wjnl mo lo have anything
to do with l athollra. I'lease ad-
lae me. j
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A venMlallng syaiein Installed
In the li.ill of t, ,ndon county
council enables each member to
regulate the condition of the air
In his Immedlale vicinity
In the last 13 years as many
intents havo been Issued by the
I'nlti-d States patent office us In
t:o first D7 years after It was
estalillhhed 90 years ago.
These old ladles probauly think
they are acting for your best In
terests, and while you are being
mlxtreuied. you owo them some
reaper! for adopting you and glv
log you a home. It would he a
problem for oii to find a pUco
where you could live comfortably.
Iijm' good fond and still bo able lo
buy clothes and save a portion of
nur inenaer salary. They havn
no right to Intercept your mall, or
choose yu a wife, ,,i you ,hnuld
ran not WiJ
twos rvUtkt
Uoas ass M
a red. Tksm
srs aaieani
Ikt aaai at
gives la (H
Inpatlnl i
answsrs Ksj
ba ntar W
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tidio sifen
IMiwcr nnui
pump li'i
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Apparilu
that leni
fslirics if
plsred
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Dinner Stories
At a prayer meeting in a col
ored church tho pastor was ex
pounding tho passage which tells
of the passing of Ihe children of
Israel through the Ited sea.
"It Is all very simple," he said.
"You know that water generally
flows down hill, but In this yero
instance things was Jls' reversed.
The water. Instead of flowln' down
hill, done suddenly flow up hill,
leavln' the bottom of the sea all
dr yea. bredderin' dry, so that
all the children ob Israel Jus'
passed ober without ehen wettln'
their feet. Then "
,"But," Interrupted a young col
ored broil,,.,- wh0 ,,,, ,)(.iin
-gn school, ". woIdn't
none that. paHln,. u
--en -Ralnst , ,aw of K
tlon."
to
have
have
"Y"" J'"' ' down, sal,," ,
"ed the t(ir ,,, , lm(mi
llln v. of , hand. "Yoi
"'' know what you arn ,,,
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yarn 'ff.rn n.
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gravitation d ,, .
t. " '""covered. "
Tha' """Mod .!, maUor al,
yn'ing man.
throe
of
"i window of
Polisher', .lor.
" , "rlPt and In ,,o
window itseir .
'"wir, on a pile f ,0,)K
Some Pages from American His:
the
the
route they hoped
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TIIK (OMIMKS , TIIK1U
TUAhK Tlttil lll.l s
When the very first ,.xrers
found our western hi nilBi.ri. ,.y
were looklni: for i . .,
.. ,, " in inuia.
iy iiiioiiik Hiicn i
lo find gri nt rich
And as sunn as the colonies
established in ii.i
.. " ..niiiiry. no
mother country ,,,, , , h(in
" "nn. I'n.biibly great
many of , JJ'"
fame here. , ,,,, f
" "- '-.. .,d "Z
m they .,,, I1(.w W,1(h
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lllllli'll to gol n
' '""id from tl,
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-' n urn' ina.l,, i
And imrhnment ,1W T '''"il"-.
Kngllsl . .. " "' " ,h''t H
nrodi,,.- ""''"" HI
colonies. '
"d the , nt ' T ',"Ch
fvoll Inter ,, V" lo ""i-loua
ii,ill,..i r,. N" '" likes a
ieriakig "" ""wn "'
wero
the
tho
settle-
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tol-
the
own
every
MORGAN
At Ihe end of t'i wsrnW
L,.k mt IV'
Williams war nin. - .i
the close of the serenteril",l
and after which rrsnci
, . , .. , .,.. airlli-
iann acre innm e'-
made new trade restrlctio"
colonies. j
Thev eere now lorbldori" 1
tifaclure their own wool W 1
. . . .... a ihla Hi"!
I uey coum inn " - -emortlnc
was to he Ml w'j
colonies. You see wooW'I
luring was ,iille a builot" 1
. .. than) n
land ami ino sman. -parliament
to p """"
... ..!.. n...m feel K'1'"
I ho colonlsls weren't '
. . .. In a bal'
into tno maiMiii" - j
. l ...hi.iI S eDn
inusiy. mey - j
on that sort of mum '"-"" J
l inai eoi a " -
Tho colonist" dldn I ""
kA r
Timr
the new law- '
gotten to tn. r.'
any large
faclnrlng dldn'i Inl',
great deal. TheY '
own and ! ..r,i''
They could h.ve
do their work a. h ' ' ,r
were far from Lt
- .... ... aolllg to "
a iree nm " - .
lories for other men. J
t .... na l"
Ho, althongn ui- 0
no" groat hardship "' "V'
they grumbled a
restrictions " T
t roti hie some Hn"- .
til MM MIL ii',