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THE KLAMATH DAILY NEWS
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OFFICIAL PAPER FOR
CITY OF KLAMATH FALLS
An Jn.i,tmLnt R'bublican Xevtxitr Conducted in inc .wW w -
"Lrt us he faith thai right makes might, and in
that faith let us to the end dare to do our duty ai we
understand it" Abraham Lincoln.
Oliver Twist
The Dress r.Iaker of Paris.
Some Women Fail to Fall for Modiste's
Men like to see smartly, cr becomingly
dressed women the effect is much the same.
But they do not like to see American women
paying a foolish and slavish tribute to the
Style God.
"Made in Paris" dress labels are becoming
very common in this country. And the alac
rity with which New York dressmakers can
copy a model from Paris only proves the fal
lacy of the belief some women have that a
Parisian made gown gets them anywhere. It
give3 them some joy. cf course, to show
friends the label.
Recently there appeared in Klamath Falls
an extremely well gowned woman. She was
the cynosure of all eyes whenever she set foot
on the street. Her gowns might have come
from Paris, but they didn't. The secret was
that she knew what to buy, and how to wear it
after she had it. Mere recently she stepped
out with a particularly attractive dress. It
matched her hat perfectly.
And what do you think? Darned if she
. was not heard to boast of having purchased
that dress-right -here irrKlamatrr -Fall-fcrrth
convenient sum cf $15 She was proud of her
purchase.
Still, some women will fall for modiste's
bunk.
Decent Dairies.
Pleazc Let Us Have Mostly Milk
There is a dairy land, not far away; there
they milk the cows about twice a day. '
Thus, by paraphrase of an old favorite
i song, is introduced the idea that some dairy
men seem to have about their industry. That
coming alongside one of their cows with a
milking stool and pail, or attaching said bo
vine to a teat kneading machine, is all that is
necessary in the conducting of a modern dairy.
In a nearby city it must shortly be found
necessary to eliminate certain dairymen unless
they can comply with the modern rules for
running their establishments. Their standards
have fallen too low to permit them to continue
to serve the public.
Dairymen who fail to bring their product
within reasonable distance of what standard
dairy products should be, are extremely short
sighted. Statistics show that where poor milk
is served the consumption drops off at an
alarming rate. The word quickly passes
around that the milk i3 dangerous. No one
wants to use milk that contain a high per
centage of colon bacteria.
The authorities who have inspection of
dairies and their products in hand must, first,
for the safety of the public, deal with delin
quent dairies with a firm hand; and secondly,
for the protection of dairies that are safe.
'
i MORE!
k? NurJ?' ..X -
Heart & Home
Problems
Itr Mm, Lllsabelh Ttximiwua
Dinner Stories
y Oooro Kly fro by. the rliam
pion fly rattier. tal.t at tt Uamiti-1.:
"I'll conclude my rt-mark. Rt-n-tlemen,
without any mention r: .
the fall of te franc or o..v r
questions of international finnn-.
fur I don't know any more about ,
international finance than my new f
housekeeper knows about flahinc-
"I was getting ready for a ;
week't " trout f.shlnis lat Juno
when my liMinekper bustled into j
my bedroom wltli a big bum)!; of '
sti. ky, tlark-fpe.-kl. ! tra.sh that !
she began to shove Uuo my trip. ,
" 'Hold on 1 said. 'What are j
you doing v.lth thoMo flypapers?'
" 'I've Leon saving Uxm for I
you ever since the hot Ppell." haid j
the Ignorant o!d dame. 'You know I
you told me, Mr. Crosby, that v u j
always had to buy flies when you
went fishing.' " I
msn prosperity, t. hirh reminds
me
"A ! hoolmri'am. bark in th
days of the saloon, wan giving her
rl;fi a lesson In Krnr!j.
" 'Johnny, she said, 'what (!.).
'rhapi an mean ?
"Johnny rolled bis f.v He
didn't know that chapi:iu' infant
hat.
" 'Johnny,' aitl the tearher.
'what Ioes your father throw up
when he's merry?
'His Jolt. f-aid Johnny."
The Best of Advice
V.y ri.VKK KIWMKI)
An Englishman was re-cuily In
vited by a New York man In ac
company him on a hunt ins trip on
Long Islam!.
"Large or small game?" lacon
ically atked the liriibhcr. who
hail hunted In every otln-r iiinrt.-r
of the globe.
"Yon don't expert to find lions
and tigers on Lon Inland.
yon?" queried tho New Yorker. j
"Hardly." respondi d the nnioti, '
"hut I like n splec of danger In
my hunting."
"If that's the cave," an-wercd ;
the other with a grin. "I'm your I
man, all right. The last time I j
went out I shot my brother-in-law '
in Hie leg."
The story Is told of n ratio r
n n i mores ive congressman that he j
once declared In an nildress lo the !
bouse, "As Daniel Webster hays in i
his dictionary,"
"It was Nun h who wrota Ihe die-
tlonary," whispered a colleague j
who sat at tho next desk. ' j
"Noah nothing," replied the !
speaker. "Noah Imllt the ark."
Lincoln ( Andrews sulil in New
York Ihe other day: !
"The prohibition law Is being j
well enforced lure' In New York. I
That pleases me. Prohibition I
TIIK H.IIMI.VT or Sl ( ( LSS
If we are lo :lievo the spi'cdu s
Ihey niiiise. anil the In'.e-vliui
they i.o t.'ie (,'t.p'jrtnn.ly mar.a
lines. tU.-ii thero Is a t!i. i,-
auong taerfssfiil men that Ih.r.
Is no r ch thing ait lur.k In bn,i
neiia; Hint nu ri-.s depends nli '.
upon hard .,rk. diligence. f,,r.'
i.lghi, thrift, superior braim and
the lik.-.
It is refrej-hing, then, to r-a.l
what Joseph K. (illbert. builder of
n veral of the world's tallest sky-v.-
rapers. an, a successful nun
by all tlie populir ranoni. has
t.l say about Knives.
"A Fin-re:-,ful man is nu neci-
dl III.
"ihe only eh went a nueiessful
man ran credit himself with s
coni.v.traMon.
"This Kueces, tuff yu r-ad In
Ihe magazines Is a lot of bunk.
"I read of th. si. fellows getting
up early and Haying late and
never missing a liay nf work.
"Will, I doiii.i it."
. .
The oril inal ,V,tor who settled
in this country, by Industry, thrift
anil sharp trading In furs, made 'a
small fortune and became a money
lender In N..w York. Kxeept fr
accident or luck he would doubt
less have passed away and been
foi'goili n.
It was certainly not foresight or
brains wi,i, l, bd him to lend some
money on a small f!lrm
hnttan far above what wns then
the city.
II i" told in the ISalilmorn Sun
how he was very disappointed
when he had lo lake the farm for
dipt, and offered to fell it for the
amount of bis loan, but nobody
would buy.
The farm whlih he tried to get
rid of was tlie foundation of one
of the rreatest of Aml-riiun for
tunes. And this is the story of a great
many of the great American for
tunes, of the rich men who give
us the rules of success!
Lightning strikes - the good
man's barn and burns It while his
less worth? neighbor eM-apes.
One expert prospector spends a
Ilfetimo bunting for a gold mine,
another digging a well strikes a
vein which makes lilm a mulil
millionaire. Thi re arc few successful men
in whose lives chance, accident,
lucl . whatever It may lie called,
did not piny an important if not
leading part.
.Til I Its Mi:tk MIL Ol' HIM.
P.I'T UK .KTI r:H.
I V TO Hi lt
War Mrs Thompson: I sni a
lltl 1? rsrs old anil going with
a boy who c nines front a veiy nl
family, lie has hern vrry nlr to
rue and has aloays conducted hlm
Hlf Ilk a gentleman The other
day I hrarJ another say that tills
boy wss Bo gorel and tbst b was
always rhs'lng around lie ha.ti't
while I have ten going with him.
i but still It bothers me to hear
people tslklng l:ke that. I sup
Mi you wilt say that I atn too
young lo (Hither about vnv on
yuung man, but to have different
ones. It Isn't that. I only car
for him as a good pal; on to go
to tb shows with and to has call
at ibe houMi On Iblng. my fath
er and mother both approve of
I this lMy. and ar glad to know
that be tomes from a good family
' This oilier party also said that he
' could ni-vrr hold a Job and thai h
! was Jti.t a good for nothing tramp
What would yon do? Would uii
i ak M boy friend of itilna to
state whether the things are
t true or not, or would you Ju.l lrt
the people talk es they arsnt I t as
lung as he bit. been good lo in
and my parent, approre of htm?
Ion't trll me to put iHin away
from my mind, becau.r I lists him
and I think li Is alsas uier to
have a oung man to go with than
i to chase out with every Titu, liok
and Harry, THANK Yut
1 toisslping tongues ut:allv are
. unjusiitiably malicious. Um't pay
any attention to what others say
about your fro-nd as lone a be
rou luc ts biniseit liks a c ntUm.in
toward you Your fsthrr and ;
mother would not approve of him.
I am sure, unle-t ii.ey were confi
dent that he j suitiible rotupuny
for you. I - n ' I a on-;h;n t.
him about the go. up
s
LITTI.K fHltl.S Till. II TIIKY'IIK T
lll.IK l)K PMtlNTH' '
sbl'lHiTliiS
. I. ar Mr . Thcniip..in : We ar '
two si.-i.r-. K, and i; years old. !
rather rood looking, unite popti. ;
In.-, and lull of fun. Our father 1
i
and mother separated when we ,
first started to school Ulnce then
we bale been living wlih our aunt :
ami mo le iindet the prole -Hon of ;
our father Although l.n has nev- '
"''rnl,,.,
lived 0,1. ir
rut. tci
f"'giv. snd
Impo.. bl a,,,
l"tl to Htl
the bou.s, sag v
viinsr.
th movie, (
iwie. nut w(k((i
our folks. Thli,,
eacq iibi th,
in nis fac. J
murb about
v... o
" "'an UJ
bas been gulag ,
utterly dpiH;
charged to oia
bar thought stteJ
Ing dad's Issv.r J
ar treated
IbU? KverytlmtJ
leaves us, our at
and sava we art
separation of otJ
shall w do
dl than live is
such a life v,
several times to
ar not of age, aJ
us. Would ) J
bom or take a
TWO I'MIaH
lar girl.. yMJ
running awij
all." Thing,
eau. you irs rsd
your freedom, ui
Talk to our (ilk
tell htm ho ysv
you. II will ikH
hurts you tu sr kJ
separation of ytu xj
be happier, I Ulil
get your falser u
of his own.
old enourh to (suit
a house lo nr (mi
mously lotntttni.
your lonitag 1st 'J
,) - ...
I.ONKSOMR LOr
only 1 1. aad you gv4
like ib yosnt an.
sll.le Ihli.g tasska
years before Ullsi
a step as nurrtut.
the time you in II !
d. r why yo tw to:
else moth. r aa UfVi
altered their asnna
JOK: YemUikri
you may call II set n
you to not koos I
This nlfets an irrt
mend that. II
you tn lake rut'
lot rltliir so.14
Ir.bllle.
Some Pages from
Vt VIClOr
TIIK N..TIVI-M TltV TO Ol T-IMI
ill IIMI
So old and experienced a Ni-:t tuiui '
ul ''tiry Iludion , , ,, ,.
easily deceived by faH ,.,,,.,
' I in :nl . In.-s on li,,.
. Indians.
part of th..
Hud
was the Knsl.rtliio .ii i. .
d!s.overed the mujesi.e r,v,.r which
.....us ii, . nmie. i.;,tiy in
seventeenth century.
American HistoiJ
Ihe
As he
Wa. pri ..eeiline i, i-...
!n I.'. .. li 1 river
m until M, Hie
" "mi, ne preceived dead
.in -wii tars;,
tlralglii-backe,!
a r.i
Half
all -ad of
anoi i f(ic, with
I u llv -a lined rav-
v. i . .
II HlMIJl VV.n ready
"- niiio io anyone
nest was dll", I,.,,
many or the Indit
...ion u.. ' ' ',. V!"n HI
'. " ""n II v a
iiiwii hint by night.
nnotiKli
vvtlnut klml-
he kmw thai
:ans were ireaelier-
and act
The
C.ltlOiri nin ..
bom k . i. "loui iiiio inn
niad.. a show of de.
HtDVOn ll.. a H...I
saw d.ieli in their cr.f
in their IWI....I 'r..'r''"v. V"
... ,, ' ' ' ' " . lie
.'" ""-"i "I eoitle
"tell, llowevir, j.
arrows. Th
siring io bur
reillsed
aid. Ills
one of I ho lu-
WOKGAN
d ans and look h!ni a i:i.it.I the IIjII
Moon. i
They rvtavfullv tin d h'm In
red ei at io hide klin war palm ''
wut the pride of his s'tln. w nem-
er or not ibev Ihooebt lo make s
Interpre'.er of lilm. he m.s.-arrtnl
I heir pluus on bis own account. As
ool.-k os eiif. In. I.mik. to Ihe Mil
and lutnm-d overlionrd tu lie picked
up by his friends.
Wbeneviir lludroii met with
UK 's in Isrg numbers. h m'si'ii "
ed their motives and refu..d I "''
low them on board Ills shlib
IIioiikIi, uccii tlonted us theV were i
no bout larger than a cinoo. tb'
iniiBl l.iva been greivtly Inlercites
' n huge n ship r.i the lll.lo
Moon, p '
Hudson's falthfiil first mile nn"
personal seetelary lll'kes mc""!1
In lb (Lilly Journal Ihut he kcP'
nf s part of th" Ian il t illed ".Man""'
llaflll." There you have the fl"1
menilon of Mnnhuitnii. very M"'
Afler roliirnliig In lite ninii'.h '
Ihn river. II nd ion I limed his "'
toward Ihn east, and sailed alrsl1"
for Knfcltind.
He had gone tp th Hudson rW'
nlnirst ll Iho preselll slle of "f
Ininy, traveling 150 miles.
(TcmiiMtin : TIm Ihtleli Selllcf"
l lnil n Hiilni )