KLAMATH FALLS. OR
OFFICIAL PAPER FOR
CITY OF KLAMATH FALLS
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Klauitith County: Without Guile, Subsidy or t erf My
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All
THE KLAMATH DAILY NEWS
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"Let til have faith that right makes might, and in
hat faith let lit to the end dare to do our dutv we
ond.rtnd it." Abraham Lincoln.
Array Fi cm Home..
A Void TiMt Memory Fails to Fill
The mcst lonesome individual in all
Christer.dcrn, man cr woman, 13 that one
whese let is cast among sirarer3 at Christ
mas time. The memories of the stranger re
vert to" happier times, to hcurs with loved
ones and friends during the most joyous
hcurs of the entire year. Oppressed by such
thoughts Merry Christmas may enshroud the
stranger like a pall.
There is not much that may be said cr dons
for the stranger who may be in Klamath Falls
this holiday season. Darker moments may be
leavened for seme by invitations to hospitable
homes of friends and acquaintances. The
American people are noted for a fine custom
of seeking those who may be without the im
mediate circle.
But for the stranger who is utterly alone no
substitute may fully bridge his memories on
Christmas Day. He may have money, but ar
tificial cheer will give him no contact with the
sheer good times he knew when among family
and friends.
The delightful pen of Washington Irving
reyeals for posterity of ,all times his enjoyment
ofHft Christmas spent away from-home. But
why, for the sake of the stranger of all times,
could not Irving have been forced to spend a
Christmas among total strangers, alone with
his thoughts. Irving might have shown strang
ers how to live in memories.
Stranger, within our gates, Klamath Falls
wishes ycu a Merry Christmas, despite circum
stances, and a Happy Prosperous New Year,
to fill the void that you, a stranger, must sense
this Christmas.
Frank A. Munsey.
Peflccted Credit on. Publishing Field
Scarcely any of us have not contributed to
the $20,000,000 left behind by Frank A. Mun
sey, and we got much for our money.
Most of this fortune was accumulated
prior to the advent of the Sunday supplements
of newspapers, in the halcyon days of maga
zine publishing. With only a borrowed $40
Mun3ey, founded Argosy, and with Horatio
Alger, Jr., as a contributor was on his way to
success.
In later years he manipulated newspapers
in deals involving millions, as if they were
checkers, and earned the title of "dealer in
dailies."
Ulterior motives were never attributed to
Munsey. His "urgings" were what he thought
was right. His life and policies were a credit
to publishing. He did much for his country,
and could have been ambassador to any court
in Europe had he so desired.
Those who knew Munsey's originality and
whimsicality will be . disappointed if a rare
document is not disclosed indicating what he
would like to have done with his fortune.
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Onlral I'r." Ij
ix mil mi n mi vmiTiir'An
' X .Silent night! Holy night!
All is calm, all is bright,
Round yon.virgin, mother and child.
jjj Sleep in heavenly pecccys!eep ir. heavenly Feace'Jr
Heart & Home
. Problems
Bt Mrs. Klizabeth Thonifv.iin
IS THIS ;nti,s I.OYK
nori;i.Ks.s?
Dear Mrs. Thompson: S hat is
a person supponetl to do when
they really love somo one hut
knows It doesn't ray them to. I
odea thought I cared, or really
loved some fellows, but 1 havo
known a fellow for five years and
I lore him now. Ho wag in
gaged to a girl but broke the en
gagement and I hare been going
with him qulto a lot since. He
says be don't want a steady Rlrl
and I would giro anything to go
with him, and to know that I'm
the only girl ho goes with. I
hare been used to going away a
great many nights of the week,
but now I don't feel ll):e going
unless It's with him, but when I
stay at home I'm always thinking
of him. When he leaves me ho
never arks for another date, but
Just waits until he happens to
see me again and then asks to
take me sonic place. Would it be
all right for me to nek him to
come some certain night the next
time I'm with him, for whenever
he knows that I'd like to go somo
, place he always seems very anx
ious to come and take me? Please
tell me If you think I should try
to change my Idea of hlin. Il
seems as though 1 could never
enjoy myself with anyone else but
him, and when I don't sec him
for a couple of days I can't help
but go around downhearted even
though I try my best to keep from
It. I don't believe I can ever
forget him even though lie would
never come to see me. It seems
foolish for me to love him tho
way I do, when I don't IMIevc he
thinks any more of me limn uny
other girl, but that's why I need
help, for I don't know how to
keep him from knowing how I
lore him, I am afraid If he knew
how It wa ho would iilrop mo
altogether, so tell me what to do
either to win him or forget him
(which Is very, rery hard.) M.
You iliould not be so sure that
he doesn't care for you to soma
extent. You say that he always
seems anxious to take you to the
places you want' to go. It may
be that s.ime ttntiord o-c-.ir-rence
to hi relations with the
youn woman t. w.toti was
once engaged, has made him re
luctant to comrr.! himself to an
other. Yon could give him en
tonraReir.cnt without letting Mm
know the extent of your nfft-c-.tions.
If h lit not responsive,
then there li nothing for ynu ti
t'o hut erase him from yotir I;;
Do not soe him again, have nt
many friends and as many good
tines as you tan. and divert your
mind from him with other Iri
tererts. .
M US. II. T : You allowed hos
t'i kiss you. yi t you say yen
"saved" your kixos for your hus
band. What's the dlffereuee h
tween ki&slnr; an'! allowing yonr
BLif to be kl.'i'fl? I do not appre
ciate tiij ! 1 -f i iiJ't
serve among. Jiit It wasn't al
ways so.
"There's a story about a mil
lionaire who, having contributed
SC.oou lo ih "r .mimtjrh fund of
his party, was'rtwarded with the
appointment of ambassador to
Turkey.
' 'What aro your qualifications
for this post?' a reporter asked
the man rather sternly one day.
'Io you know thn Turks?'
"'Do I know them?" nald the
new ambassador, '.'ure! Why,
onc I passed lhrtu;;h Constanti
nople on a Cook's tour and lunch
ed with the famous Turkish
banker, Tewflk Portia, by gosh!'
"The n-pnrtcr was Impressed
and suld:
"'I think l'vo met Tewflk. Ho
wejrs a fe, doisn't he?'
" 'No,' snld the new ambassa
dor; 'he's clean shaved.' "
Compiled by It. W. HA1UV001)
EPISODE XI
Enrlv Holiday Celebrations ' '
No ot kt noiiiiity couia noiti any rompcritttn
crli'lu'ut urn ucTonU'ii . r.nfinuH buck in tho curly
tho Klaiii.'tth, Storkmrn fronv ml!i it round, tiKlh
thfir fiiniiliort. inmo to town for tho jirnd bull, wh
thu I'iir fcntuio hi the ( lirltitiulu g.'tUiurliiir.
Old uruddi'H nnd nvnlriCH were forcottcn for nJ
part by the old timer. They fcnme to town fr a (tcJ
r.nd (?tul timo It wu.s nn old rnxlifonud. Merry Ch
l u t that abuuTTlKlii
Wasu'l your feet so badl
d that thsjr both srh
.. Didn't the voices of
Prat I and Jim Ual.o cm
hnnrseness as they
through the last qsadrlli
won't the Virginia reel
Irra of a genulus feel?
Thrn, nld-lltirr, rrmro
t'hrlslmss of '. whrt
got short? Itrairoibsr.
run out of suppHs up a
Klumulb during . hard
and I hits was do
baron, ,
(Ik. you found (south
Tom and Jurryt '
Yi s. bat many of yu
nn flail that you bad snir
of 111 river and salted
winter, didn't you?
Th stuns didn't stock
gifts ihn. as bow. Hut
were mora subiiantlal
ehUfs, glorrs, shoes.
Msny times a "hark
board left Klamath Tslls
of tha old'tuatonrd,
Christ mas rclebralloai.
would be al.' Us
stlren. go would pa. Th
would plod k (one h
Merry t'hrlnlrnas would
lhd. i .;'
All this Is got fancy.
the old-timers lo thorn
oiler or tnete adrenturi
dehled haif a word to
Interested tnU&tlly.
"('ami amnnd toraorro
fellow, and 111 show
thvy used In maks those
Jerrys," he Invited.
An Instlni-t for tmpsrtl
ligation of historical cl
res, a larg amount of
it .-n.M nf bi.hiD for one
pltuhlo as to make lh
ring out like a parental
- all these Impelling rci
many more. Imply 0"
Imi ,ir,iiit arceDtsnre
U., S vrrv C hristmas
era. Here's to . you
n.emorli a of observances
gono forever.
(Corxlnued Next I
Thi r u, of course, the flaw
ing bowl. Tom and Jerry mugs
lined the bars of saloons. The
Individual who did not Ilka this
hot drink had something wrtiiiK
with him. Tho long mouatached
fellows rro con4anlly licking
off the cut meg and egg left be
bind after l aving partaken. Alro
there wits egg Dog-but Cieso
rocollrctlons of Iiavoitibrr, 15TS,
aro pilnful in Deremlxr, Hit. '
"Of rouria you fultows now
adays hare a few thin is we didn't
have then." said an old f-dlnw thn
other day. There was a supK
lous twinkle In his eye.
"'or Instam-c?" suggested the
compiler. s
"Look at the giod lime )ou
have with community rheats and
the like." lie said significantly.
An unconscionable crack of that
calibre would make anyone angry,
and Is directly responsible tor
the writing down of every known
comparison h, -tween then and
now.
Kolks were all poor In those
days. Not many ot thera bad
money, and when they did have
it they had nothing much else to
do with II thai! Ihe keeping of
extra bartenders usv during
Chr'atmea. r throwing II awjy
around tho gaming tables. Take
that, old-timer.
Klve dollars would see many
of tho old-timers and their fam-
tllw (Into Jown and out again.
Nowadays we ihrpw that much
Into the community chest and
forget It. It won't buy anything,
nr,yhnw. Doggone II, though, a
t
mug of Tom and Jerry would
drive Ihe mist away. Cueaa you
had It on us a little tilt . old-timer.
That grand hall continued all
night, did It. old-limer? Had a
pretty good tlmo there with tho
missus. Had lo apologise right
often for the dances you pissed
while you were down at Iho bar.
didn't you.
I.ong. towards daylight you
didn't much know whether the
violins or Ihe Tom and Jerry or
your missus or somooiio else's
missus was' making you dunce.
A l
a vo;:itn:i) motiikii:
fnr as I know. It Is noco-sarv in
I e very stoto t-.ir girl of 16 to havo
consent ot iiutn parents to marry,
(ilrls often fraudulently misrepre
sent taclr ages In order lo obtain
licr-nr.es. If yon are afraid your
laughter will do tills, supply o.'.'i
t.Ial chanced with Issuing llcctisci
In tho various surrounding towns
with a (Icsi-rlpliou of her.
Dinner Stories
Tho customer nt the small ros
taurant called the waiter.
"What's thn meaning of this,"
lie exclaimed. 'Yestorday you
gave me a portion twice as largo
as this."
"Where did you sit ycalerday,
sir?"
"fly the window.'
"Oh, Hint accounts for It. Wo
always give people by tho window
larger portions."
Secretary Kellogg, congratula
ted on a diplomatic success, said
to o correspondent:
"Our ambassadors deservo most
or the credit for our diplomatic
success. Wo choose our ambassa
dors with care. Thoy know down
to the ground the peoplo they
Some Pages from
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COM . MIH S ItKTlllNS Tfl HPAIX
It was midwinter when Christo
pher Columbus set sail from Ihn new
world which he had discovered, and
started on tho voyage to Bpaln. Tho
sea hud been culm and balmy on
his trip over; It was lenipostunus
and angry on his trip home. The
rnllors were terrified, believing lhat
they had offended heaven by cross
ing the Impassable ocean.
As the storm grow worse and
worse Columbus cant about for a
mouns of snvlng his records should
ho he shipwrecked. Ho wrote a
memorandum nn parchment paper,
placed It In a barrel, sealed It and
tossed It Into tho slormy sea. A
map sketch he fastened securely to
the poop of tils ship.
To this day there is alive a hope
of recovering these tills of original
memoranda. As lale as lnr,j 8 ro.
port was abroad that the barrel con
taining the parchment roi-ord had
been found. Hut of course Hie re
port proved false. What valuable
bits for our museums such docu
ments would be!
Tho I'lnta had returned lo her
sister ship, much to the delight of
everyone. Columl ,d been dls-
tressed over her disappearance tor
three reasons: he had been afraid
that she had been wrecked on a
treacherous reef; fearful lest she
was aground on an unknown shore
nd most of all, worried l,T,h
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crew or that ship, Indrad of his
own. tind the fabulous gold mlues.
It appeared that alio bad merely be
come lost. -
The storm continued with fury.
Prayers nnd piety fulled lo lull It.
Kvery day Ihe entlra crow drew lots
to soe who should make fresh vows
vows lo make pilgrimages lo
shrines nr do deeds of great self
- denial should they be spared. Oreat
and solemn were Ihe promises made
to (lod It lie would save them.
It Is said that tha first one In
Palos lo sight Ihe returning vessols
was Father Juan, a priest who had
helped to get Ihe expedition to
gether, front Ills ronvent windows,
he had been anxiously watching for
many days, . . '
Columbus was received like a
king, given a body guard and per-
milled to remain seated In Ihe.pre
enco of Iho king and queen s he
told his story. '
A pension had been promised Ihe
one who first sighted Isntlaud til'
was given Columbus, although U la
aid that the common snllor, Bcr
mejo, claimed It and was blll'r'y
disappointed when he failed to
get It. '
Talk of another voyage for fur
ther discovery nnd colonlr-stlon was
In the air.
(Tomorrowl Columbus makes three II
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