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OFFICIAL PAPER FOR
CITY OF KLAMATH FALLS
An Independent Republican Xewtpaper Lonauctea m . VJ - i
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w "Let u have faith that right makes might, and in
that faith let u to the end dare to do our duty a we
understand it." Abraham Lincoln.
Political
Stanfield Staging
About the strangest circumstance in Ore
gon politics today is the rejuvenation of United "
States Senator Robert N. Stanfield. The poli
tical wiseacres said he was finished, dead,
gone, buried. Some of the scribes who had
been writing all the gossip were amazed at
the Grants Pass irrigation congress to see
Stanfield get a greater round of applause than
did Governor Pierce. : Iri fact, the governor
drew but an echo of the thunder accorded the
senator? and these public demonstrations con
tinue. The Grants Pass meeting was held but a
few days following the Baker episode, which
was supposed to have furnished the reason for
Stanfield's demise. The public was slow to
accept the newspaper stories at their face
value. It was felt there was a wide gap be
tween the actual facts and the published ac
counts. Later stories gave substance to the
correctness of the public's surmise. It is not
damaging the senator's cause to let it be writ
ten' that the police officer who caused Stan
field's arrest was said to be jealous of the
jaunty senator's polite attentions to one of the
ladies who was present.
By use of the word rejuvenation in connec
tion with the senator's fortunes is not meant
that he has undergone some political glandular
operation and come back a new man. The
fact is that it takes a more severe political blow
than an unfortunate incident to break the
career and public record of a man like Stan
field. And if the public faith were not sufficient
ly great to give him the behefit of a mean
doubt, the same public is not without that sa
gacity which would let it easily cast a Stan
field into the political discard. In the first in
stance the public has said, "go thy way and
tein no more," in the genuine spirit of forgive
ness. In the second instance the public ap
parently takes the attitude that to replace
Stanfield would signify' .1 greater loss to Ore
gon than to the acnator.
HUMAN SLAUGHTER HOUSES
Twenty-two thousand pt-'ple are due to
die in 1925, to which automobile accidents
will contribute either directly or indirectly.
This is what we may expect if figures com
piled for the past two years is any criterion.
In 1924 there were 20,000 deaths due to
automobile accidents. That was an increase
over the year 1923.
Records show that approximately half of
those killed this year were children, their lives
snuffed out on the streets of American cities
which are being turned into veritable human
slaughter houses.
Mystery
Strong Come-back
LIT YOU
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OF THE CHIIDREN
Sunny Dick Says
Tho pup ate (be drumstick.
The pup ats.ttat.brraa.U .
The pup ate ihe backbone
And burled the rest.
Consarn that pup!
The passing of CJuePO Alexan
dra, dowager queen of England,
the pioneer country In woman suf
frage, reminds us that In ancient
Egypt the line of succession of
the Pharaohs passed down through
the women, not the men, for gen
eration after generation.
Twelve Younff People Have
Narrow Escape When Sedan and
Bus Run off Ferry Slip Into 35
Feet of Waier at San Pedro. Had
Been Picknicklng Such a per
formance convinces us that there
wen no ihar'tixneg at tac rtir
nic to tensor the refreshments.
A I'orllan.l firwl a man,
$-GU.antt ,,'v n-.oiitrm in tliv h-io-,,,-liiW
for kiilinR a doi; hy ihrKinz
It lM'hlti'1 his unto. At th.it ra:
mtirrierfr.; do2i will mm-i h
come thi' iinpular inversion mat
murUsiins ji.-r.jile 1.
Tho count budget for r a
year Include, fn.tiOo lor prcdai'iry
animal auJ i;ra:;plinppcr exter
mination. Just think of spend
ing all that uti predatory animal.;
and grasshopper wln-ii there aro
so many other pestu that need ex
termination. Kuf instance but,
no, I guess I nou't. Think of
your own.
Budget Committer liepnriK Hint
Hull' Million Will )'., Nleiled lo
Hun Couuly Ooiniu Veiir. Now.
Illl ll, first, to r;iie- t, auil. Hee-
ond, to keep within It. Anil let
in hopo Hint tho.ie two nlms will
not b like Hold limit Twlni, They
an't work vil limit, friction.
Ilnnry Fonf Bids for t'hienro
lielrollCleveliind Air .Mail Item,.,
Owners nf Fords claim Ihat he
was the lowest bidder. Owners of
automobiles claim he was the
highest. But the fellow who hoofs
It tells the truth. Jfepry was the
only bidder.
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Safety First
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Tho county health unit further
spiki-H nuns of nulnuors who
would ilnmand a now water sy
tein on theory . that Klnmnth
health conditions' are "worst In
state," when It reports that phr
steal examination of 4nu school
children this month show our
health to be excellent. Uood thing
to hare our collective pulse taken
once In a while by a reliable
"due." Then nobody can kid us
into thinking we're sick In bed.
children's Ficturial
Cross Word Puzzle
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cf th-? -I'l cui:r,i i i.i the Aiablun
ni;:l'n tale ,,f A':i CnU.
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opeia m:i! tV chi.-f chirftrter in it.
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hp fTceu'i'l. fi"'iu which brie!, ia
soiii'.'Jnici riinde.
liiinnini Down.
Wird 2. A barren open rcf'Vii
of 1- nd. litany connected with
t'eotiftll'!.
Word 3. The fr.it iinne of
Henry Ford's son,
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Dinner Stories
It was the height of the season
at Newport Beach. One of a par
ty of l)ollilay-nikr addrtMed ao
old boatman.
"Well, old bean, hare you been
to thn circus lately?"
"No."
"Why, man, I should hare
thought you'd be among the
freaks."
The old boatman gated stolidly
around at hi would-be tormentors
for a moment, and then observed
nonchalantly:
"I am."
Solomon baa attested to tho
strangeness of a man' way with
a maid, but the way of a maid be
ing courted ha always been
mystery to a man.
A flrl dismissed hcr swerthrnrt
with the :. utenn-ut Inat Mil could
not think of marrying him until
he hud a few ihocn.mil dollar.
A few month !!! .,h met him
an'! n.ked him how n,u(:i hu bad
' Ttliity.five dOu.m." h" said
M1',,! " ;,i1(, reniiriied. whh a
' I uess that's uear
'U-llllill."
In a Hull, counti v ViiK there
' a eotinge, the door of wlileli
i'iu'1 . raised n little to be
"pened. ami for thin purpose a
bad lo t i. grnorally u-R.,i.
"ne ii u: Ji I. a ltiioik anin to the
dour. ;.iid n yiiMii:iter wan uent lo
see a ho tljcro.
"Wliu ),.. H7" inquired , i,Vi
"It's inc." hald a voice oulslde.
Tie vonne.stei- reeo.iiilnliig tho
voice, -limited buckit's' Mrs.
'Jlles; gel Ulo hnti liut."
Mrs. lilies didn't wait.
I'hilip Miller, ihe unialeiir trap
shnoilng . hnmpion, told a story at
a f'lili.iKo hanqin t.
"Buffalo Hill," he said, "was
"iileriiiliiliirT shooting party nl
'Us ranch. Among guests was
French .nuiit. and when the
'lny's sport ended Bill went up to
I'lm and asked how he had made
out,
" 'Of xc birds I 'are none,' said
the count. 'Zay r9 loo df(lde.
't of ,e wild cows and calres I
'"re nine orer se 'III.'."
Heart & Home
Protyettis
B Mr. Kllaabelh ThoinDsoa
Dear Mr. Thompson: for over
a year 1 hare been readjui "Heart
and Home Problems." Many oC
them have given me a good laugh,
while other seem to bring a re
verse feeling. The letter from
"Another I.iiiiokhiiii, Ulrl" rnlli.r
piqued my liiterunl to an uuuMiat
degree, and feeling ihni mn
i-.,nc up In Hm iiil(icuiinii s ik
ed lor I am Kiinii t express mi
views. I lime always wanted In
llleel on., of Ihenu so-culled "Old
Fa.iltloUftl tilrU." Tllev reein lii
he u very H mre article. I hu re
Kinked in st leant twenty dlfd-r-
elll cities III Hie frilled Mlllten, Ml
I hrlleii) I cun sny Hint luy iim In
net ,1.1 Hilled III lit) purtleillnr
l-lsee. You are rljilit In su)llig
tiiut I' is not always the man that
Is at (null. I an with gtrls who
euiiMilercd (iu. very l it y. ;
mi tar I luire never tiill.d lit kiss
them If t whed They nltt.nvs
Hccm reily to do nhal tile crowd
li doiiur a long as ho one flnUs
II nul. Many girls I have went
with and trc.iied Hum as I sup
poied they wanted lo lie. IImI Is
In a truly geiilleiuanly nnunier.
but when It rotiiivi to auntler dale
ur pi-rhsps after a tew such dates
the) decline, and then t hear It
wlUHptri-d around that t was a
poor sup for not going the limit.
Hill to gel hack to the lonesome
girl, I have old fashioned Ideals;
one Is that I si III prefer long hair
to bobbed, although I'll admit II
does Improve the looks of many
girls. I don't like rouge, but I
prefer Utile of that lo a pasty
complexion, and I believe erery
girl coo us powder lo advaaiage.
You're wrong In aaylng that most
young men prefer going out. We
all like a fireside dale onee la a
while, but we also like to go lo a
dance or a show one In a while.
Yes, J think I would much prefer
the frendshlp of an old fashioned
girl to thst of the ultra-modern,
but I want lo know that she I
Jut what ahe purports herself to
be. not old fashioned to me and
modern to Ihe other fellow. , I am
27 year old, and have my dale
rather regular, although I never
go steady with anyone of them to
any great extent, I'd like lo, but
ao far I hare failed lo find Ihe old
fashioned girl that want lo go
stesdy. From tlje lonesome girl'
letter one gets a picture nf a girl
so dignified that If she bent her
hark it would break, and I believe
that If she would let .mlle out
once lo a while and drop the dig
nified air she would find the boys
coming around mora often pro
vided she I what she says good
looking and pleasant. I'm afraid
that If I had a date with her and
had to sit In the parlor on one
side of the room twiddling my
thumb while w discussed this
and that and the other thing for
an entire evening f would leare
i livro VowIlk that I'd had a very
dull (tenlng That's my nl -us of
such a da'e. mi therefore. I sirer
clear of such ilu-s and go with
tii.1 Kills who If nne should ksp-'
pen lo t ut his anil around them
would not he insulted nor stiffen
out like a board Hhen we dance.
In general. I rather like "another
iuiiesiuie tilrl" fur he Ideals, hut
I lllllik she is rnrrying Hi. 'in Mo
far; that Is ihe stihsiatne or what
I lee nlii.nl old fashioned but not
loo old f.iHlilolieil Kill-
AN l l' TO IiATE
Ol.li KASIIIONKK HOY
1, fl !. Stevenson, secretnrr of
The Klamath News Publishing
company, dupone and soy t tint tho
followlmr are the holders' of (he
entire I isue of capital stock of
The Kliimnlh ,ws PublluhlnB
coinpnny, n corporation:
IIYHON flt'Klt
NATK OTTKHIIKIN
WAIl'KIl HTHONACH
II. II. HTKVKNHON.
Thai no others are financially
Interested In eny manner whatso
ever; t hut no person other than
liitcie liutned above, no corpora
tion, no coinpnny. nor any Indiv
idual ur Individual -have aby fi
nancial Interest In any manner In
ThH Klamath New Publishing
company.-' Further Ihat ia (or
pnintinn, tin company, nor any
Individual other than thus above
named lias nny control over the
policies of this newspaper In ouy
manner whatsoever, ' Any atnle
ineniK In the contrary, either Im
plied or nlherwiso, aro falso nod
misleading.
It. H. RTEVRNHON,
Recreiury, Klamath Newa Pub
lishing company.
Attest;
Waller West, notary public In and
for Klamath county, Oregon.
My commission expire, February
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the recent fkxta
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