Tt tt? FT A TVT A HTT-T FlATT V NEWS Kff
OFFICIAL PAPER FOR
CITY OF KLAMATH FALLS
inAon GmiV. Zuosiiiy or rcridy ' i
'Let u h faith that
that faith let u to the end
understand it" Abraham
Ride 'en
And Weep Over
An old retired cowboy was telling the rea
sons he had never run for" office in Klamath
county.
"Not me the old political horse is one 1
never want to ride," he said. "And what s
.more, I don't see anyone else around here
that's staying put in likely fashion."
It is almost the fact. With the exception
f a few judgeships and county offices, where
merit has maintained men in office, the other
" political mounts are hard to ride. Riders, are
constantly taking the bumps, some of them
before they get a foot in the stirrup.
Why this state of affairs? Are good rid
ers scarce?
Klamath, city and county, is going to need
real men in the saddle during the months and
years to come. . Too many ragged ends are
found costly. Horses and riders trip on them '
constantly. There is sad evidence of a poor
show. . . -
The public, astride the corral fence, turns
its weary eyesaway. It cannot arouse itself
over the spectacle of a rider slipping and pull
ing a frazzled, slab-sidded, fuzzy tailed polit
ical nag down in the dust on top of him.
More Work,
Unselfish Effort, Europe's Real Hope
European statesmen have expressed the
belief that they see in France an opportunity
for another dictator. They aver also that
Europe is entering into a period of dictator-
' ships that will endure for a generation, per
haps more. With France lining up" on the dic
tatorship government there would be formed
' in all probability a league of European dic
tators, with Mussolini and the others, in a con
solidation which may even produce other .
dictators. .
It is not likely that the people of Europe
care so much what form of government they
labor under. Filled purses, filled cupboards
and funds ready for the landlord will tend to
insure a peaceable frame of mind for the peo
ple, no matter whether it be a dictator or what
who does the ruling of government.
Peace, hold those who forsee the dictator
ship form of government, will not serve to
turn men's minds from politics. More work
and less politics and it is almost a foregone
conclusion that conditions in Europe will im
prove. 4
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Judge Stadter of Portland imposed a fine
I of $500 and six months' imprisonment for
cruelty to animals, in the case of a man drag
ging a collie dog to death behind his automo
bile. Such a sentence will bring him to an
understanding that even a dumb brute has a
right to be killed without unnecessary cruelty.
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The women who know enough to be ideal
servants are looking for husbands, not jobs.
right makes might, goad ia
dare to do our duty as wo
Lincoln.
Cowboy!
the Political Nag
Less Politicsr
' tw CHRISTMAS Y
BUYING k-A
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Sunny Dick Says
It lakes about a year, they trll ua.
To raise up turkey gobblers.
But I've seen folk from 6 to 80
' - JW ffandy TUrkPrTfoMlicfTr
. Impeachment of .Ma Ferguson.
Governor of Texas, Is Near nig
Pinnacle. Tola U the state's nay
of divorcing Itself from its law
fully taken better hair!
Klamath County Itoadmaslcr
Disregarded Warnings of Finn
man at Railway Crossing and His
Car Was Howled Over by Train.
Can you fancy that? Treated him
Just as though he were an ordi
nary citizen.
A Los Angeles man admits he
Bitot bis brother by mistake for
the other occupant of front seat
of car, the man who led his kid
brother Into bootlegging. The old
er brother was. as they say. In the
right church, but the wrong pew.
Germany to Apply for Member
ship in League of Nations Decem
ber 1st. No wonder excitement
Is running high. Wo all want to
sec this phenomenon of the lion
lying down in tho fold with the
woollcs. Some prcdirt that growl
ing. Matting and crunching noises
will soon be heard.
The President has been holding
numerous mysterious conferences
with a view. It Is believed, to
verting a soft coal strike Now.
of course, we don't know a tiling
about it, but this Is, according to
our views, the Ideal way. to settle
a strlko before It starts. Hur
rah! Hubby Insisted That Wife Head
Him the Biblo Daily. She's After
Divorce. Well, why In tho mis
chief don't he learn to read him
self? Of course maybe ho thought
ho was marrying a school teacher
at tho same tlmo'slto thought she
was marrying a meal ticket.
City Attorney Flays focal
flank's Lawyers for Refusing to
Approve $140,000 Bond Issue, on
Which Dank Was Successful Did
der, Because Bonds Not Properly
Drawn Up. Naturally. You, could
Doing His Christmas Shopping ' Early!
hardly rp.;t thn city ut'.nrnny i
prntae the lawyrrii rho crab atMiiil
the wy lie did hi work, c.u.(I
ymi?
li 'la ntno degrees tH'lnw zero
la Iowa, but Iowa ha nlwuys
-burned soft coal anyway. -Spring-
fl.tl.t 1't.l.n - -
The Kus;ul-ccntennliil U making
as much trouble tor Philadelphia
a did the event It Is to celebrate.
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Dinner Stories
The f.imnua crimlnsl lawyer had
wona shockingly bad casoby elo
quence and trickery, and a rival
lawyer said to him, bitterly:',
"Is there any rase so low, so
(mil, so vilely crooked and shame
ful that you'd refuse It?"
"Well, I don't know," the other
answered with a smlln. "What
have you been doing now?"
The lute John 8. tiargcnl, the
arllHt, used to tell a story about
an old man who on e called at Ills
T.ite street studio, saying ho had
Just been discharged from the
hospital, aud asked for a little
food or money,
Mr. Surgent gave the old fellow
a half crown, and then decided the
old fellow would make a good
model, and sent a maid out to call
him back.
"Ill, romp back," the maid said,
as she overtook him. "The master
Runts to paint you."
The old fellow hesitated.
"Will he pay me well?" he
asked.
"Oh. yes," said the maid. "He'll
probably pay you a pound."
The old fellow look off his shab
by old hut and scratched his hcud.
Still ho hesitated.
"It's nn easy way to earn a
l id." said the muld.
"Yes, I know thai." said the
old in ii n with a troubled ami. "I
was only wondering how I'd get
I he .paint off afterwards."
A young Fife acrvuut girl was
n"ked If she slepl well and. en
Jojrd her bed.
"I sleep wenl piiiiiikIi." aim re
plied. "hfit I riinnii say iniicklu
about cnjoyln' niu ,,,
"Dear mc, why?"
"Julst occuitsc I'm nun sutler
bedded Hum I'm Hlcppln.' and Into
stiiier wiiuken Hum I'm up. I've
lino tlino Inu enjoy masul' awa"
For roasting buy a sirloin of
beef or the middle ribs. The sir
loin Is considered the prime Joint
'r roasting.
A nuisance tax simply means
'"" Him Is more so than usual.
Indianapolis Star.
Publishers Column
lluvp you thought about Kluui
ath In I960?
A rub reporter on a uewspaper
had tired of doing "history," as
the "JJ Years Ago Today" feature
Is known In Hie editorial offices.
II was Ills task lo dig the para
graphs out of the musty files.
"The folks I'm writing about
will all be (lead In another II
years. What's the use?" he said.
It was a fact. The majority of
people that make news are SS or J
morn years old. (live those on
whom life Insurance Is not collect,
ed another IS years lo break Into
the "history" column. Then add
on the rub reporter'! quarter of a
century. And where are they?
All ranuot reach the age of Me
thusatch. The Klamath News will nut oc
cupy the basement of the Odd
Fellows' building la 1850. It will
serve a population of 76.000 from
the tallest offlre building In Iowa.
Its present staff will In- scattered
to the high heavens and four
winds that Is, those who are
not wearing long whiskers.
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The mounlulus will be bereft of
their present stand of stalely pine.
The sawmills and plrturewiue lum
berjack will be gone. Agricul
ture and resort business will sup
port the community. The In
dians will be digging sugar beets.
Water user will have their
charges psld up. and have learned
how tu gel along with tho recla
mation service maybe.
The city of Klamath will extend
beyond Altumonl on the east, and
far up Into thn hills and down Hie
lake. Yes, Including Hot Kprlngs.
Tho court house down In that dl
. rocllon will, have long aloe keen
converted Into a Y. XI. C. A. There
will be more railroads by III 50
also maybe.
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All most or us will mean In
another ZG years will bo a para
graph In tho "history" column.
Wo may read It maybe.
Olblet Cravy -Clean the giblets
and rook them until tender In
water enough to cover. Rave the
water in which they were boiled;
put over the fire In a saucepan
a heaping tablespoon each of but
ter and flour and stir them until
they are brown. Hradually stir
In the chopped giblets and broth.
If there Is not enough broth to
make a gravy of the proper con
sistency add a little boiling water;
season the gravy palatably with
salt and pepper; kt It boll for a
moment aud serve.
Hour Cream Dressing One-hnlf
cup sour cream, one-half table
spoon vinegar, pinch of salt, ono
Ihlrd cup sugar. Do not add
dressing to cabbago until ready
for oical as It loses Its crlspness.
I. II. H. Hlevenson, secretary of
The Klamath News Publishing
company, depose and snv that tho
following are the holders of Hie
entire Issuo of rapltal stock of
Tho Klamath News Publishing
compsny, a corporation:
HYHON HUH II
NATB OTTKKRKIN
WAt.TKIl HTKONACH
n. .11. HTKVENHON.
That no others are financially
Interested In any manner whatso
ever; that no person other than
those named above, no corpora
tion, no company, nor any Indiv
idual or Individuals. have any fi
nancial interest In any manner In
The Klumath News Publishing
company. Further that no cor
poration, no company, nor any
Individual other than those abovo
named hss any control over tho
policies of this newspaper In any
manner whatsoever. Any state
ments to tho contrary, either Im.
plied or otliorwlso, are false and
misleading.
B. II. 8TEVEN80N.
Secretary, , Klamath News Pub-
lishing company,
Attest:
.Walter West, notary public In and
for Klamath county, Oregon.
My commission expires February
Z, ltizn.
II Heart &
Probk!
Mrs. Whwla
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an approval el Mm J
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lust
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girls to im frvsl
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In order to Had fa J
bus) rand.
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of A. M. U l "l"11
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crs a young woao
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the dlffcrtnce.
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sits down with &
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remove llsltl
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man brings a jrwrt"
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can live . - gi
milk and