fiS58tifu THE KLAMATH DAILY NEWS FrrSfif
An Independent Republican Keeper Co,uiucL-d in the Interests ,1 Klamath Count VVhout Guile. Subsidy or Perfidy ;
"Let ut have faith that
that faith let u to the end
understand it." Abraham
Investigate Before You Buy
Any Banket WuuUl Set You Straight
Every once in a while there comes to us
evidence that Mr. Barr.um, famous for his
tented performances throughout the world,
was, and apparently is still, correct in his prog
nostications regair.g the gullible character
istics of those born with the fleeting minutes.
Down California way two men and a wo
man have been indicted by a federal grand
jury fcr alleged victimizing of prospective
homesteaders from all parts of the country.
.... . " -'r'-9
According to postal inspectors, home
steaders were lured with gilded promises of
quick turn-overs whether in crops or the still
quicker lure of speedy and profitable spec
ulation, r
Then came the denouement. No sooner
had the "location fees" been paid down than
the purchasers found they had paid various
sums frcm $200 to $1 ,000 for a first option on
a waterless, desolate plain, a dry desert, hope
less insofar as being a medium of financial
gain to the foolish purchaser.
Any banker would have been glad to ad
vise the unitiated concerning the status of such
' transactions. rHe?kn6ws they but give? at torn- j
munity a black-eye, which only the years can
serve to efface from the memory of the in
vestor. Investigate before you buy.
Business, Harbinger of Peace
World's Financial Stability Epocal
President Coolidge, in addressing mem
bers of the New York chamber of commerce
last Thursday paid great tribute to the Am
erican businessman. The chief executive in
formed his hearers that the American busi
nessman, in contributing largely to the stabil
izing of the world's finances, has created an
epoch in international relations.
"No positive and constructive accomplish
ment of the past five years compares with the
support which America has contributed to the
financial stability of the world,"' were the
words the president used.
The president also outlined a policy which
he said he hoped the American businessman
would follow, citing conservation of resources
and energy. He also advised in the matter of
foreign leans the financiers involved assure
themselves that such loans were to be used for
constructive, not destructive forces. By de
structive forces the chief executive meant mili
tary establishments, and municipal expendi
tures, which should be eliminated by govern
ment economy or supplied by taxation.
There is much food for thought in the ex
pressions of the president, principles which
can well be .ipplicd to any governing power
w hether it hz national, state, county or muni
cipal. ' i tkH
right make might, and in
dare to do our duty at we
Lincoln.
More
TO
IT
Sunny Dick Says
A Mork flw by '
I'p In the nky.' ' '
He dropped a bundio
I knav not m liy.
It dropped l;h a plop
In oar back lot.
If it hadn't you wouldn't
Be readinc tbta rot.
1 kicked my beeln
In fiendlitli Kle.
'or I be bundle was
Nobody el.se but me.
Sportamen Call for Volunteers.
Club Seeks to Ascertain How Many
Dead Ducks Lie hi Tule Lake Dis
trict I wouldn't be surprised
they'll hare to draft.
All HuntlnK Within City Limits
Mut Stop. My Cod! I hope the
landlady doesn't see that. They're
terrible now.
I fee where in Seattle two ban
dits tied a broker In his chair on
the fourteenth floor of a 'skyscrap
er and left with J15.000 In dia
monds and Jewelry which he had
been selling privately. Left a
phony check in payment. Sus
pected he Is a fence for stolen
goods. This looks like what it
called a deal In ultramarine blue.
New York City possesses a uni
versity. New York university pos
sesses a Hall of Fame. The Hall
of Fame of New York university
of New York City possesses the
carved likeness of wha.t the public
considers national heroes. Two
celebrities who must have been
dead at least twenty-five years are
chosen, "elected each year. Kil
wln Booth, actor, and John Paul
Jones, naval officer, are the win
ners in thla year'a hero eompeti
tion. Which mores us to remark,
sadly, that though it is inspiring
to consider that we may leave our
footprints Impressed Indelibly n
the sands of time, it Is depressing
to note how long It takes to pre
serve our faces in marble. And
who wanta to be known only by
their footprints?
Trutn man roeiry
l-!t!f?T ME
YOU S CM
Mm. Margaret K.is, Land.i- I
done. widow of the '.ale almhip
commander, maintaini tNroiiRh
hour of crllllUR by ibe rvcon.
' V'en'ri ' ?V.ecaiitloa4i rourt"bf ' in- '
quiry that the court of inquiry
hi been tryins despnrtiely tn
"h!teaiib" the navy of any
blame. For a while they appear
ed to bare succeeded, but now the
naval r'ntlemen find that a wo
man known jtint aa much about
, the rRovul of-?pot aa they do.
I Him I making this one show anain
tlin-nih r !m wiiltewaah.
Itunninx Across.
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S!eninsT Ilcat'y. ,-.
Word 4. What a oer-or, is f-u4
wh-i is bar.i.hH iro.n hif co'-r'rv.
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Dinner Stories
lie hatt-ynst returned from a
perilous sea voyage, and, comfort
ably reated In the club's brat arm
chair, was relating to a hiwt of
admiring friends Mime of the prl
ratirna endured on the Journey.
'Then." be aaid. "I went down
to the cabin for a little lunch."
"But," protested a listener, "you
have Just said there was nothing
left to eat on the whole ship.
What did you have for lunch?"
"Oh. It was quite a trifling af
fair, you know. IWf, wine nnd
an egg "
"Well, where did t'he.beef come
fromT" Inquired a listener.
"From the bulwarks of course,"
was the retort.
"Where did you get the wlno?"
"From the porthole."
At this a laugh echoed through
the room, but still someone asked:
"lint what about the - egg?
Wh. re did you rake that up?"
"t'h. that was simplest 'of all."
xnilM the bounder. "The cap
tain ordered the ship to lay to,
and he gave me one!"
The enthusiastic girl was thrilled
hcn she was Introduced to the
fnnious author at a dinner party.
Khe lost no time In starting a con-ven-ation
nnd letting him know
that alio was one of tho keenest
admirers of his latest book.
oti nave no Idea how
helpful i havo f0,ln, )t
very
Mr.
"rain, she gushed.
Indeed." replied the author.
"In what way, may I ask?"
"h. It has taught me to con
centrate." "To concentrate? ThaCa very
Now tell me. wh.t are you
concentrating , pr(,,nnt
"m"7" a""''l the author.
""' "-"""I "he girl, "lots
of thlniiH."
Irish ntinrnev. ... -
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Publishers Column Heart Q
Hpeaklng ot clean newt. Sup
pone you are the nawa editor of
thla paper. The wire service It
sending 1000 wordt all the way
from While Plaint. New York, on
the tthlnelander divorce case.
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Perhaps the Ithlnelander rase
Is a mild example of what It and
what Isn't the beat news. There
hat' bees to many more spicy
storks. The Scope and flllllmsa
divorce proceedings, or the Ar
buckle case still leave a bad odor,
and were more notorious. Just
now it happens to be the unfor
tunate, but not lo be pilled rich
Ithlnelander youth and hla colored
wife and frlenda that millions are
talking about. It la a story ot
deep sociological significance, aa
well as rich goaslp.
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If you had been news editor
during the Arburkle trial It would
have been Just the tame. You
wuuld dtscuver that your wat not
the paper people were reading If j elude that at am
you did not display the story. j lor you, hta at J
You would know that newspa- J company, galea U
pert as a whole aro responsible In I fndeavorlnf tt ail
a larr measure for creating pub
lic '.Merest la such stories. Hut
you would have tn follow along
with the tide and publish all the
harrowing detail. That la why It
la so frequently said that a news
papor la no worse than Us readers.
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Having, as newt editor, rather
dubiously athedulrd the Khine
lander story for 1000 words,
wouldn't you get a real thrill
when the wires buned flint with
bulletins, and then with a thrill
ing story of a passenger steamer
a fir- at sea?
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Wouldn't the tales of heroism
gathered through the wireless, and
the story of the race with death
Ihrouyh the Atlantic atorm lo
save the lives cf the hundreds of
Imperilled passengers make yon
for-et the Ithlnelander tale of
white and negro love making?
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You bet It would. You would
be glad when you place It on a
bnck page. All of which goes to
prove there are more real and
genuine things In life than the
sordid and exotic. V. II.
Never has there been a aeaaon
In Oregon when hunting tragedies
were ao numerous aa this ytar.
First It was the deer hunters who
were killed; then men were mis
taken for pheasants; now reports
of human fatalities are coming In
from the duck ponds and goose
lakes. A few sentences for man
slaughter might have a good ef
fect. Polk County Itetulaer.
IIIII McKerhnle, manager of the
Pittsburg Pirates, sings tenor, but
we are still of the opinion that
he's all right nt heart. Nashville
Banner.
1, B. H. Htevenson. secretary of
The Klamath News Publishing
company, depose and say that the
following arc the holders of the
entire Issue of rnpltal stock of
The Klamath News Publishing
company, a corporation:
IIYItON HOHI)
NATB OTTKItBP.IN
WAI.TKH 8TKONACII
II. II. BTKVKNHON.
That no other are financially
Interested In any manner whatso
ever; that no person other than
those named above, no corpora
tion, no company, nor nny indiv
idual or individuals hare any fi
nancial Interest In any manner In
The Klamath ' Newt Publishing
company. Further that no cor
poration, no company, nor any
Individual other than those above
named hen any control over tho
policies of thla newspaper In any
manner whataoever. Any state
ments to the contrary, either Im
plied or otherwise, are false and
misleading. ...
B.'H. STEVENSON,.
Secretary, Klamath Newt Pub-
llshlng company.
Attest:
.Walter West, notary public In and
for Klamnth county, Oregon.
My commission expiree February
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