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AN INDEPENDENT
REPUPLICAN NEWSPAPER
THE KLAMA i n UAllI lVY O Thursday. noveH
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"Let us haw faith that
that faith let as to the end
understand it." Abraham
Harvesting Time
Advertisers Ccr.t.ring On Settlement
Following closely upon the railway activi
ties in and around Klamath Falls, which has
attracted wide attention throughout America
and in some parts of the British Isles and Eur
ope, by reason of mention made concerning
wide areas of as yet undeveloped land, comes
announcement that an organized advertising
campaign for more settlers in the west "is being
undertaken by transcontinental railways.
With adjournment of Southern Pacific
traffic representatives, who convened for the
purpose of discussing settlement problems of
the west, it was announced recently that
among the advertising schemes of those rail
officials was included not only settlers, but
tourist and industrial development of the Pa
cific northwest.
.During the meeting those representatives
gathered from far parts of the world, inform
. ed those assembled that attention had been
brought to bear on the Pacific northwest more
than any other section of the country. They
used the expression that the Pacific northwest
was attracting world-wide attention. These
men know whereof they speak. It is in the
ordinary every-day regime of their business
life.
' , Announcement by them of an organized
concentration toward developing the north
west would indicate that Klamath county and
this city might reasonably expect to benefit in
no small measure in the harvest of progress
which is bound to follow in coming years.
A "Bathing
Florida Mecca for
Reports that the so-called boom of Florida
lands, is the result of a desire on part of Am
ericans to get something for little or nothing,
appears to be repudiated somewhat by the
class of people who are buying in the southern
state. Mostly, if railway ticket agents' rec
ords count for anything, these people are most
' ly that class of businessman who has gathered
together a surplus of cash which he wishes to
invest in furtherance of physical comfort. In
other words, a great majority of the buyers of
Florida property are purchasing not in the
light of an investment, but rather as a place
wherein to spend a brief period away from the
chill blasts of northern winters.
True, there are possibly a number of in
vestors, but these will soon drop off as de
mand slumps with the settlement of districts
attractive to the man seeking winter recrea
tion. Some of the investors will lose, some
will gain, but the fact appears evident that the
well-to-do and rich home builder, and not the
investor, is responsible for the rapid sales of
'real estate in Florida. It is no poor man's
country, and those with but a few thousand
dollars may not hope to do anything with such
a sum there.
right tnakea might, and in
dare to do our duty at wa
Lincoln.
Suit" Home
Monied Northerners
Fixing Up Every Hole But the Worst One
n i), O . orit llliliiii
Pip llf W MMl W mm I
I iiMY i ' AFr LA0F FIREARMS
Sunny Dick Says
To the flapper who borrowed a .
match from mo yesterday In front
of the pool hall:
A barrel of powder.
A bushel of rouge.
Never yet concealed
The breath of booie.
The House Ways and Means
Committee Lightens Tax on Small
Incomes. Married .Men L'nder
I3.E00 Kxempted. Single Men Un
der 11,600. After only ' a few
weeks of deliberation the House
carpenters have neatly remodeled
every detail of this bill, but wait
until the Senate butchers kick,
punch, cut. Inflate, manicure and
enamel it. When the remains are
returned the House won't reeog;
nlze them.
Detroit Boy of Seven Shoots and
Kills S:ct, Five H will be a
miscarriage of Justice If the par
ents are not placed In a reform
atory. Assistant Manager Cotton Con
cern Found Dead In Tia Juana
With Cracked SkuJI. Left Homo
In Georgia on Business Trip.
Btrange what odd places "busi
ness trips take one to. Hard to
explain sometimes, yot It can be
done generally.
Kplscopal Churc hto Huvc Pot
Luck Dinner Thursday In Honor
of New Itcrtor. Most timely af
fair. Tho llov. Thomas Is known
to bo baching here pending the ar
rival of his wife and family.
Man Caught Planning on Shoot
ing Mussolini at Armistice Day
Speech. Country Being Combed
by Police for Accomplices. Al
though this man protests that he
was alone In his attempt, the dic
tator la making full use of this to
openly "clean out" all his enemies
In Italy. 'Taint safe to be any
thing but friend to this bird,
Mussolini.
By the size of the sign before
the fine new American Building
now under construction advertis
ing the name of each sub-contractor
with It, the stranger wlih-
in ttur Jtatcs misfit jump to tin.
. tp.Tfluslon that rarb on? was du
Bating Mr nenrlc?s fret rat In.
Among the thiogs that increase i
desire are education and the in i
. atallment . plan Atlantic City
Prera.
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The picnic season 1 over now,
except for the chap who is a wiz
ard at end r'unf jtoi-hcstcr Times
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C hil l; tn'ai I'kH'.ral
C'rosi Wmil I'uzle
Bunning Across.
Word 1. What merle A'nMV
fortune in the Arabian Night'
tale?
Word 4. A country in Amj.
Word 5. A barnyard fowl,
riural.
Running Down.
Word 1. A fastening lor a door,
usually opernli'd by o key.
Word a. The American battle,
ship that wuh sunk in I'a.arn
harbor, causing the Spanish Ainet-.
t u:an war.
' Word 3. A quantity of matter
that sticks together. Also nr.
, eastern state. Abbreviation,
i YESTKRDAY'S PLZZI.i; ',.
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Dinner Stories
He had opened up fish mar
ket and be ordered new sign
painted of which he wa very
proud. It read: "Fresh Fish for
Bale Here."
"What did you put In the word
'fresh' for? "said his first custom
er. "Von wouldn't sell them If
they weren't fresh, would you?"
He painted out the word, leav
ing Just "Fish for Sulo Here."
"Why do you say 'here'?" asked
his second customer. "You're not
selling them anywhere else, are
you?"
So he rubbed out the word
"here."
"Why use 'for sale'?" asked the
nert customer. "You wouldn't
have fish here unless they were
for sale, would you?"
So he rubbed out everything but
the word "Fish," remarking:
"Well, nobody can find fault
with that sign now, anyway."
A moment later another cus
tomer camo in.
"I don't see what's the use In
having that sign 'Fish' up there."
said he, "when you can smell 'em
a block away."
And that's why tho fish market
has no sign.
They had " walked hallway
lh,rougli the park at a fast pace.
Finally they sank down side by
sltlo on a bench in an out-of-the-way
corner. Apparently they wero
alone.
Both of them , wero highly ex.
died. Hhe covered, her faco with
her hnnds and shuddered. "Oh,
Jack, this Is dreadful, terrible!"
"Awful," he agreed, wiping tho
perspiration from his brow. '
"To think of the loss of Ideals,
hope, maybe even life Itsolf," and
"he beg,, to sob gently.
"Come. come. lot's not think
bout It. Maybe things aren't as
At Mils point the park police
man, who had been attracted, but
ted In. "What the trouble, little
Klrl, can I help you?"
"We, why, no. I guess not. We
""e Just thinking how torrlble It
would be If we had never met "
Heart & Home
Problems
Ity Mr. Kllaabrth Thoninn
TM.M HMl UK IMIKHNT UK.
I.IKVK IN M.Mtltl.MiK
Is this woman making a fool
of herself over a man?
Dear Mra. .Thompson: 1 have
been keeping company with a
young man fur over year and a
half, and he seems to think lot
of me, but he Is queer at limes.
I think a lot of him. I don't'
think I could love auybody like I
do him, for he sure has been good'
to me. I have two beys, one la 10
years old, and the other la It. He
is awfully good to the boys. and.
the boys like him. He la very strict
with them. He makes them mind.
But he dors not believe In war
rtsie. Maybe he goes with me
Just to pas bis time, or do you
think he really love me? I am
J7 and he I SI. He would Ilk
to help me. but hts salary I so
small that he cannot help me and
that Is the reason why w cannot
get along. Please advls mo what
to do about It. l.ONKHOME.
Your letter Is rather vague.
And you don't any whether you'
.were widowed or divorced. If
there la no likelihood of him mar
rying you, and It appears nol, 1
think It wonld bo wlao fur you tit
dlsruurage his attentions, since
such close friendship I likely to
be misunderstood by others. When
he tells you that he doesn't bo
lleve In marriage, he means thst
he has no Intention of marrying
you. So what la there to be done
about It?
invuiux, miKMi" t.KTM
UKAHMM' IIKYYM ON 1IIMI.
MI.VKSH AMI IIIYOitCK
A young man who signed him
self "Inquiring. Friend" asked me
to help him overcome his bashful
nesa. I offered suggestions, and
asked readers to make other. A
young woman write:
Dear Mrs. Thompson: I am a
young woman 23 years old. and I j
find there are so few clean, good,
young men. Men seemingly pre-j j
fer the flapper who smokes, boasts; ;
ho doesn't know how to cook;
and would not have children If she 1
were married. Surely, "Inquiring ,
Friend" need not be bashful. Ono !
who has such high Ideal and ev. j
dently I highly educated, should !
be at ease any place. If he will !
forget self, and think more how to !
put his rompnulon at ease and
show br a good tlmo, lie would j
CTFDwr.nnmi7
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By ARTHUR WYNNE,
Orlgimltr ol the Uottrm Cross-H erd fsnfe
(let a strip of paper four or five Inches In lenjtb"'
the Word STRAXCfck. Then cut the Inters anart
that .he letttr "K" in "tranger," on the top step of todsj
puzzle, is hi a heavy-bordered square. Thst indicate1'
Is to be discarded. Ititrfaniri the other seven latter u
addition of on more letter, which you must supply J"
pell an eight-letter word corresponding to the definition r
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DEFINITIONS
1 The ' makeri of 7
legal grants
2 Appearing in a theat
rical show as the head-
liner ' 9
3 The condition ot being;
more Indignant, more
vexed anil mora Inflamed
man anynony eise " . i
4 hn joy ing a atmptuoui repast -i-r
during a festival or joyoui SOLUTION TO Y'L
.aiis.u . i..in.: step-word
tive or attractive
C Irregular association! of
partisans s generally a party
w-ithin nnrtv
7 A Imtanical term
meaning
"turned
inward
toward the
nxis '
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fur bl. (,
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response u, lk
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help hsvliuj
about "lti,irtag
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should lot i
suppose, who kit,
In the cholcot,
consider yoor sdtJ
ry brota-BM,,
don't think yo, J
bplvsa oat dn,J
think I woald J
vorce undr u,
but fat chlDiel
rled II ff Is bl,
love, but ilms b
love. I think
will cbsait taij
not make a
Ing home froa n:
I try to be om
of her oa k
lenient of oiitrt.
Muswllal btlk'
erections, to utJ
ceoilltUtei slvi;
burg Tcleiriph,
The famou ip!
la dvveloplsi cnui
Case e( tnptln
York World.
The hard part
car last, but to n
to kerplag It.ttr
that Bursts H
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Hamlet iu am
the poor chip in i:
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