AN INDEPENDENT
REPUBLICAN NEWSPAPER
"Let u hae faith h,t r'',t mke might, and in
that failh let u to the end dare to do our duty at wo
understand it" Abraham Lincoln.
theTqamath daily news
Upholding the Law
KLAMATH FALLS OR?
FRIDAY.- OCTOBER1
More Misinformation
Merjly An Ijc.::;:yc Of Usual Tactics
Along with its usual attempt to befuddle,
misinform and hoodwink the people, comes
another example from the evening publication
relative to a correction of an error which that
publication made in attempting to cast reflec
tion upon Attorney R. C. Groesbeck.
Mr. Groesbeck in correction of the publi
cation's error, caused to be printed an extract
from that paper's incorrect statement, as
follows:
"Further Robert E. Strahorn and At
torney R. C. Groesbeck testified at the in
terstate commerce commission hearing that
Mr. Strahcrn had never said he was going
to build a line to Bend."
That was the incorrect statement publish
ed in the evening misinformed that Attorney
Groesbeck objected to.
In his reply the attorney stated:
"I did not so testify."
Mr. Groesbeck, meaning that he did not
testify as the evening misinformer quoted
him, gave his reply as above.
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Hcart & Home
Problems
lly Mr. l:llnliMli Thompson
situation ,uck
Ring Around and All's Rosy
County Officials Profit On 'Lcggcrs
Sunny Dick Says
Oik Km. ml Kim Day nf War.
Hi ir.usi l.avo hern Tlis
hr.tvc Kiinii en run l:ko r;ililit
uIumi th-y ilnn't hav a ,:';..
Dinner Stories
In the dim ages of the past, if memory
serves us right, there was a song, the words of
which were to the effect that while "some
body was chasing somebody around the block,
etc.," all of which puts us in mind of the
county officials down Los Angeles way.
These officials have derived what appears
to be an endles3 revenue, so long as prohibition
keeps up, without outlaying anything for
stock.
The scheme, it appears, is something like
this: Bootleggers to bootleg must have bot
tles. Prohi officers to prohi, must raid the
'leggers. In doing so they collect bottles.
Junk men to junk properly must buy junk.
Among their junk is bottles. They buy them
from the county officials, the bootleg buys
from them, the prohi officers bring them back
for the junkman to buy all over again, and
there you are.
Monarchy Again
Looks Like Beans For Tlianksgiving
One Bulgarian Town in Flame ,
;Hy Greek Shell Fire. Fighting
'Continues. By the time iho pon
derous machinery nf the league of
nations get into motion the war
will bo over. Kuropeans lauKli at
our slow machinery of justice, hut
in our opinion, people who Uv- in
glass houses, etc.
Dope Peddler Caught Selling to
grammar school children Winged
by Cop When He Tries to Run
Away. If the fellow had run
faster he might have been bumped
off and sent after g halo.
Tear Tombs Jnd Bricks Used
by Striken of Chicago Garment
Workers. Thin is a particularly
sad affair.
Our Klamath Falls postmaster
and a local insurance agent were
held In Tule lake bed from Sun
day afternoon until Monday night
by car trouble. It Is stated on the
very best authority that when in
terviewed about It at least one of
them waxed profane, gesticulate,!
violently nnd with the tone of
finality of one whose mind ha
acquired a permanent bias
ciaren. amonxst other things,
"that goll darn Tule lake bed Is I
no place for a white man to i
sleep." J
After M Hours Ji..y Urines in
Vetdfct' n( Ouilly ' fur, To Ks-t-:il"
d Penitentiary Piayeri.- Well.
Hunk Jim, good folk. It. it ..u
iie.v.n't iijve s:ayi(i but Hint long
Jut to ,rove that crack we made
i:ie u:!i. r d.iy when you were itn
n.in'l.d, wiiU nine women
on ue j.:ry e;tch trying to have
the la.-i v.m: you would be out a
I long time.
I i !i;'c'ri"i I'lctnrial
C v V..r, J'MTvlf!
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I V,-- rfA-- T. iM LA I
Mother was giving lltllit John
ny a l"Muri "Yon should at
uay.s be ctre, ilinety can-fill about
your cor.luc:. I want you never
to do anything wblih you would
bt ashamed 10 have lb whole
world ee you doing."
The youngster let out a whnnp
of delight and turned a hand
spring In his exhuberance.
"What in the world Is the met
ier with you? Are you crazy'"
demanded hi mother.
".Win." as the answer. "I'm
Just glnd 'iatc.e you don't expect
me to t.Tke hat lis any more "
itin: ni;ti, i iiii.imik .hov
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Dear Mrs Thompson: Because
of the death nt my wife, I have j
old my home and atorrd my :
furnltuir. mi grown im and I
rouliln't lake rare nf a home by j
ourtM!vr. A friend has persuad- .
nl him lo make his hoiix with her i
and In 111 v loneltneas I lung for '
his rouiMtilonlil. The friend Is. !
no doubt, actuated by tux kindest j
motive- to give th son the home
be has lo.t. but at times I get li!it i
i
aud long for a home invsclf, but
I hs no prosper)! of holding my '
boy for any length of time, even
If I rrestablUli a home. Ho '
might gt mnrrlid !iHin. you
know. Wouldn't it be be.t t soil
the furnlttirf for goml and make
my horn with my martlcd daugti
ler? WDItltlKII KATIIKIt. t
Sell t!te furniture, but dual j
go 10 live w'th married tUugSj
ter. Live r-egr h r If yon like.
I bul JraKe her Independent iu her .
I borne. And find something, how ,
ever trivial It may lie, t keep i
Interested III and busy with. '
That'! the Im-.! cure for lonelU
j nes. Collecting sturnps, or old ;
coin!, or prints, ur UMiks. provide!
I la enJojtite hobby.
! "KAINT III: AltT M:Vi:it Uo
' KAIIt I.AKV." TII:V HIV
iKar Mm ThunipsoD: I most
earnestly di-sire 10 get aciiuatnied
with a yuung lady whose name I
know, but whom I do not know
ps-rsonally. I si- hr very often
and the more I do the greater my
desire grows to know her, but
unfortunately I don't know what
li ps to prori-cd with In order that
that I may approai h her. If I
could gt s.irmnUT to In I rod 11 as
I gladly would, but I am at a losx
as to liom I rould gel. She
passes tbo plac e ln-re I Work
iiry frequently. I 1 1 that only
mukes nie impaiu-et to be a fav.ir
cil aciiunintance of hers. I'ea!
advise me !wit to do, and at unco
In !ipr,ii-h ,
If "U tea ..
u.,it.ia.. ,
du.tlon. thto ,
rlk being roii4w4i
no wrne ttie tom,J
eervnl .u,r u11 J
de.ire to kao i J
!ne may not i,Ml
WKAIIY Or1 ,mJ
1-HtiTOe.u
ler Mrs. Tkoaia,
Uen reading tost ,
home prvhlias, tU I
they are htlpfil. J
deep problem m
olve. I an IJ, u4
with a young nut r,
hn going toink,,
more than a r
very much n4 Uitti
and all of him. I ia
mhrr mm when nr
Ing with hint, kit J
now that they do tt:
nil I know I ng J
otbi r os I 1I1 hla. WiJ
toy f ist lnve. ta
iiitve Is this, eby ti
Ut lo nioirv him' Ui
loves mr bU'i I
tt. at hv doosa't gs tuJ
gtrU. I can't,!!) (rJ
him and gi so hrai
hiiould 1. tml U It rj
aliould continue gjai 4
ur do you Mlrs u, J
1 nun when he till at J
, rsn probably mi W
, lines, which I boat Mi
' ra use I lie a asks !j:
ft over, and lk:u sa
will try going wlik m
but I ran't hear Ike M
' other men lovlag m
me. M
liere's B e Ulfil
that will In taity utia
the children"! !-
Older people, too, gasj
ter. One cup pufW
One t up raUlns.
i ne 1 up pianai"
ull liigreillmu tkrta
hopper, molftca
Lnd spread o
broan bread.
STEP-WORD PU21
71 1 iss
What with birth control being practiced
on their flocks by turkey breeders, and winter
raising Ned with the western potato crop, it
looks like bacon and beans for Thanksgiving.
Birth control of turkeys, says a Chicago
report, has sent the price of that king of birds
to 65 cents, while King Spud is due for a cor
onation in the northwest this fall, due to dam
age from the low temperatures of the past few
days between Wyoming and Ohio.
The happiest people at a resort are those
who keep too busy to think about what it's
costing.
One of the new fall fashions
for earth's noblest creatures is
alleged to bo a plaid sports coat
generously trimmed with fur.
Koine of us mere men understood
that fur trimmings were the style,
last summer. Anyway, Ihey were
bought and paid for. Wo distinct
ly remember the latter.
Konr.nj x-r-'sa.
Word 1. I'srt nf Tiniiy used wrii'n
we nlnv 'Tata Cake. 1'itr Cahe.
BnW Man '
Word 4. The name of he mnn
who invented the tflcraph coile.
Were' 6. irnscs which im 'n
wnmnv olaces sr.d along t'.i
river'a edue.
Itunning Dt.sn.
Word 1. A Latin joef. a fji.r
base hit in hwhall
WorJ 2. What ueoole frorr. Nor
wav nre called.
Word 3. Burns, rude shelters tut
cattle
SATURDAY'S ITZ.I.E
ANSW I ttl li.
General Hugh Drum. "apropos
of the war In the ftlff. told a sinry
In Washington iho other day.
"I: seems." he snld, "that a
young Fnnih lieutenant, serving
In Africa, found a lion that was
laid up with a thorn in Its foot,
and illce Androrleg took the thorn
out.
"Well, tin. i,,n WDn ho uratddii
tli.it II ran over the list of officers
In Hie young lieutenant's renlmeiil'
and devoured them all, so that In
a few weeks Ihe fortunate young
man found himself promoted to a
coloneley."
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By ARTrtUR WYNNE,
Originator 0 Iht WoWcra Crv-W4 tout-
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"I did not come down to breah
f.ist in- pajamnR," roared Chnrles
Krey, wealthy hcirseman, to a
charge made by his former butler
In Mrs. Frey's lluo.ooft heart
balm suit, (lee, I hope my wife
never brings suit against me. I'm
a lost soul If shn does. f ran
clear out doors In mine one night
to slop an unpleasant argiiniint
between two cats.
(iunmnn Is Killed In Itunnlng
Fight With Chicago Police Who
Are Shooting; to Kill. Ia Only
mfl
Mr. Newlyrlch slrnttnl into a
club to which he had been elected,
lie looked nround to see if there
was anybody there be knew, and
after a whllii he discovered a well
know lawyer reading by u win
dow. lie walked across to the lawyer
and hel. out his hand, palm down.
On his Ihlnl fi,.,.r KlIcr, d,a.
mond ring . had just bought.
Hello. Mr. Briefs," he said,
wriggling , u,m,.rH ,o mnl(B (ho
""'"Kl". "What would
!o If .ero mo nnd had
Mint?"
"I'd sell ,, al(, n()rn(,y
"and buy a nail bnih."
" hen haiipine a blanket on Iho
line lo 1!
Sour rim!
I lie Cilci
low
llo I
"Ulna horizontally thro
Hie blanket Just ,n.
' 'tliof.lin.. and the plus
"oik out.
good
many mm ee. ti,i.
"" o,e'a ,lvlo, from
"HIS tl;..y .,
the
lave fn pay.
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ousiy mentioned
2 Stouter
8 More quickly
4 One who wastes
B IHning-room eltenilant
7 Kxpressea I., writing
Albumens of egra
9 1'lalntlv, cries
10 Polishes
11 Backboncg
12 Kteeplea ' '
IS Kxtras i-f
14 Frightens
d Declivities
10 Itogucs
DEFINITIONS
IB Same-as No. l .
Ill Topi of headi
20 Balances
vine wn ..
!MOne who ''
nr. A bank
2(1 Bell ringer
27Cnster-wheel
2H Rotated along
2i Rendered turbid
;;o Fenced In irrtit
yo Released front ,
curlly ' "
35-Faslened with P"""
Solution lo yesterday'. gtep-wnrd-W ASrS. r, ,
parts, party, paty, ,,,,,, p(se, poise, noise, n 1
'rwn"' r"ulv' r"u," rooi' rnl', r if
.1 vi.r, gun, gold, hold, holo, home. 11 .