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AN INDEPENDENT
REPUBLICAN NEWSPAPER
THE KLAMATH DAILY NEWS
KLAMATH FALLS, ORg
5UNUAY, OCTOBER 8
"Let u have faith that right make might, and in
that faith let ui to the end dare to do our duty a we
understand it." Abraham Lincoln.
Why Not
Intelligence, Not Sex, Appears Prime Factor
Every once in a while we hear some news
paper or periodical comment, treating with the
woman as an automobile driver. Almost as
one, all reports on this phase of every-day
traffic deal with the question from a view
point apparently, that there is some question
as to the efficiency of women as drivers, when
compared to men.
Just a day or so ago one of our learned
judges held that women were better drivers
of the two sexes, and cited court records in
support of his arguments. The jurist also gave
some very intelligent facts and reasons as to
why a woman made a safer driver than a
member of the male sex.
1 ' Well, why not?
We have pler.ty of records to show that
- women, given the same chance with men,
have a singularly acute mental perception,
aside from an ir.siinct, not given to man.
To the casual observer it would appear
that safe driving is not a case of sex at all, not
a case of one woman, several women or a like
quota of men, but the intelligence of the in
dividual based on a common sense and hu
mane respect for the lives, persons and proper
ties of others.
Myths Political' Gospel' 1
Consumer Not Farmer Pays Freight Rate
An agnostic is a man so full of knowledge
that he can't see truth except in a test tube.
It is interesting to reflect how many pop
ular myths that have become political gospel
and are sincerely believed by a great mass pf
the people have little real foundation in fact.
Take for example the statements that high
railroad freight rates on farm products hurt
the farmer and yet on cool reflection it must
be evident that it is the consumer that has to
pays this charge whether it be high or low.
That high taxes on corporations gives a
convenient method for raisins public money
out of the wealthy; and yet it is evident that
the tax is merely an additional expense of'pro
duction to the manufacturer and of operation
to the railroad, and is added to the selling
price of the manufactured article and to the
passenger and freight charges of the railroad,
and so the general public really pays it. .'
' ' That in discussing the relations between
capital and labor, if one were to ask with
what or whom labor contested in the case of a
dispute, the answer nine times out of ten
would be that capital was the actual enemy of
labor; and yet capital represents the invested
earnings of these very laborers with all the
investments of savings banks, insurance com
panies, charitable funds, as well as individuals,
and it is really the managers, and not capital,
capitalists, if you choose, and not capital, that
labor disputes with.
Somebody's (letting Hot I'nde'r the Collar!
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Sunny Dick Says
Lieut. Bettis, Army, s pea re Ba
con by 249 Mile Clip in Pulitzer
Cup Race Before Huge Crowd.--One
adantagve such spectators
hare is that planes don't throw
dust on you at cartes, nor run
over toddlers, nor plcy through
fences ,into. the crowd. So Ions
as they don't get to dropping mon
key wrenches you feel fairly safe.
A gray ami blue limn porch
run with dark liltin trin at Uk
tnd faded until its character was
wholly lost. After exhausting
poKMbilitied for it restoration,
liquid blueing waa applied with a
pkint brush to the end stripe,
first laying a straight stick nlmiK
the sides to Insure a clean edge.
This proved a success nnd the
operation can berepe;i(ed indef
initely without Inj'tring the fibre
of the ni. '
Dinner Stories
Gotham Woman Dies in Crash
of London-Paris French Air Union
Plane. The newspaper reputation
of the women of the hardest work
inn and most dissipated city in
the world places them as natural
born high flyers. Perhaps this
one died of broken heart whan
she could not maintain that position.
We fastened twelve screw
ey.-s, which fined the metal hookj
of clothe? hungers to the ceiling
( the upper ''rug shaking"
p 'p-h.
Railroad Commissioners Meet
In Washington and Decide That
All Motor Stages Most De Placed
Under Federal Control. They
evidently figure that they can con
trol the federal government at
less epense than all the state rov
crnments. Gee. ain't it lucky for
us that street cars, wagons and
baby buggies don't compete with
the railroads?
CLudun s l'ltionai
Cross Word
Smith and Jones were discus
sing the question of who should
be head of the house the man
or the woman.
"I am the head of my estab
lishment," said Jones. "I am the
bread-winner. Why shouldn't I
bo?"
"Well." replied Smith, "before
my wife and I were married we
made an agreement that I should
make the rulings In all major
things, my wife In all the minor."
"How has It worked?" queried
Jones.
Smith smiled. "So fnr." he re
plied, "no major matters have
come up."
James R. Sheffield. American
Ambassador to Mexico, Goes Pack
After Five Months Iiecoverlng
From Illness. You have both
Bympathy and company, Jlmmle.
The antics of Mexico have made
us all sick and the more so the
more money we have invested
there.
Pep
me.
i of
Klamath Iijuh stages Pig
Rally .Night llefore Medfonl c;
Go to It, sons and daiiglit"
Klamath! Wo want to s. e y
win, but If you can't do that joii
ran at least put up a whale of u
fight. If you can't do that you
can look forward to a whale of a
JlcKIn' when you get h
une.
Expert
Here to
think
(!!-herli'f
f.iMe Splicer ItiwMt,,
Ufiiiir Court llom,,
Phono l.ino. Yes. for goodncs
rages get an expert. Ji;
what might happen if s
trcsncd female asked th
whnt was good for cabbage head
and the county school superin
tendent received n falterinc In
quiry as to what aee a rouplo
must be before he Would lsue a
murrluge license.
Rui.nini Across.
.Word 1. What Cinderella U the
picture and the fairy story lost
SP flci fr0m the bnl'
Word 5. A country in Europe. '
Word C Protection from ex
posure. Running Down.
Word 2. What wo do when
ateued.
Word 3. p.irt of a flower,
word 4. l.-a hifivo societ",
YESTElrnws VU1ZVB '
ANSWKKF.I).
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Two Irishmen who had Just
landed were eating their dinner
in a hotel, when Pat spied a bot
tle of horseradish. Not knowing
what it was. he partook of a big
mouthful, which brought tears
to his eyes.
Mike, seeing Pat crying, ex
claimed: "Ph.it be ye cryln' fer?"
Pat. wishing to have Mike fool
ed also, exclaimed: "I'm crying
ler mo poor ould mother, who'
dead way over In Ireland."
Ily and by Mlko tok some of
the radish, whereupon (earn filled
hlr, eyes. Pat, seeing them, asked
his friend what he was crying
lor.
Mike replied: "Hcrauso ye
didn't dlo at tho same time ycr
poor ould mother did."
The American heiress had Just
come back from her first trip to
Kuiope. At dinner her neighbor
Inquired: "Did you see many pic
luresque old ruins during your
trip?"
"Ves," she replied. "And six
of them proposed to me."
ir
you wish to servo a Miller
tninll, young chickon in an easy
and delicious ,tyie, iry t'ht, pta
'''it up the chickon, roll each
Pl- In flour nnd lay in a easser
'le. Dot with lilts of butter.
nrlnkle with rait and pepper
and barely cover with milk. Put
n the cover of the casserole and
k until the ment Is tender
a''d the milk nearly' absorbed.
'he chicken is not brown
fnough. leave the cover off a few
minutes.
Heart & Home
Problems
II) Mrs. :IIjIh-(Ii Tliomtin
MOTHKHS VH. HHKHIIKAKT
Mothers liod bless them! have
a weakoes for forming unjiial
prejudices against (he young wo
men an only son became Interest
ed In. A girl writes mo:
Dear Mrs. Thompson: l"anT" TT
love with a young man of to. I
am 1. Ma la the son of a fann
er and a high school graduate.
Thry live In small town few
miles from here, ami he wants to
leave to go to big city. no
cause of this 1 tried to keep from
falling to deeply In love with him,
but could not. Home one told hie
mother soma very low down Me
about me. The fellow believes
me Innocent, ttul he cannot con
vince his mother. I have tried to
forget him. but I cannot. I told
htm Inst night we must quit or
something. He declares be loves
me. and he was even going to
leave home became hit mother
objected to hi friendship with
me, but I persuaded hlui not to.
1 feel as If I cannot live without
him. He wanta m to go with
other boys If I like, but I rannot,
and never will. He ays he ran
not go with ana. other girl and
feel satisfied, lie knows how I
feel toward him. Ilia friends and
even his aunta have tried to help
us. Of course, he Is the only
child, and his mother worships
htm. 1 have tried to converse
with his mother, hut she refuses
to even speak to me. I think
she knows I am Innocent, and Is
Just contrary. 1 certainly know
that I love him. I ran t Rive him
up. I have fought for him. I
would do most anything for him.
Please advise me. JKRHY.
Your problem revolves around
the fact that he la an only child
and his mother worships him. She
probably would bo prejudiced
against any young woman he cared
for and wanted to marry, for no
other reason than that that young
woman would be taking him away
from home. Such a prejudice la
difficult to override. Since his
aunts are on your side, get them
to speak a s.wi
Hat,
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he owe lotah. ,. k, 1
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you. And , , I
mm iu ve wise
any way.
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J"uns wonig n
not know that rssrnj
waa married, or n, J
asaeu n.r to go ott
was
when
you i
wit .mi. r..i.
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you arraao j
i much as,.F
. -as
young men. It
to art In such
POI.A: Your hit
Yon are too yot y
any aleep over such tnj
Have all the yoaI J
frlenda.
MARY JANR: TsJ
waa nut duty botita It
to the party, etei If k
you to shows, ete., nciJ
probably has other f
too, and you really kn
grounds for fotnsbuat
has not confessed Uti
nave ail soap em
Into a sprinkle tot, itrj
der ran, or a baklai rH
Ihe rover of whlck kit
porated with a tmaO id
two (ahleipoonfoli of in
lablespoonfut of boru.
the caa with bolllatnut
yon are waahlai 4ttka
to wash some sail
linen or clothing, tasatli
be sprinkled Into ta
a soapy, cleanslag tur
result.
When you have tun
small children, as i at
wax paper, turn at a.
wrapping food, vntr
ren'a plate. It V
noticeable, but WW
linen frbm ordlurf
ter the meal It ru
thu saving lauadlT
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Originator 0 th Modern C rot-Word fiufM
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Church, at Mountain takes, N. J., constructed today' Up-'1'?
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4 Range of action 3
B Scotch cake j $ i
6 Gleamed jAjt
8 Backbone; ' r8
9 Whirls ' t
10 Extend oer
11 Small gaiter
12 Discoloration
13 Narrow groove
14 Inkstains
15 Hard noclta
lfl Foreheads
18 Fit for a kinjf
DEFINITIONS.
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19 Black birds
20 Increase In (Tgi
21 R.ulatc light wlthfl1"'
22 Howw move jj
2.1 M-we. of floUnf V'
24 Same a No. 1 -
25 Sam a No. 13 " '
28 Same a No. U
27 Sam a No. 11
28 Boxet
29 Lean ,
80 Church gttepl
81 Flavor
82 Thin section
88 Dcxtorou
84 Liose
Solution to ve.iern.'. J .....I.. UAREl blbfJl
Inpe. Uper, toper, TOWER, mower, mover, lover,
nower, .ewer, owcr, bower, borer, bore., borta, boat. P0'rt,
para, (pare, pire, spite, guite, quite, quire, quirt, quilt.