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' KLAMATH NEWS
F J-Boilcd Sailor
' irfully Seeks To
jar from Lost Sub
IV LONDON, Sept. SB.- United
-I.nnky. redheaded Mill BIiimi
fc lirotlmr nf J. J. Hheehnn, Hi
Blm'ii initio who U nt Ilia Iml
Vlili I tin H-61, ca mo Into rum
Mr Flanutiiiin'a of flee nt I he
rlnr base Monday iiIkIH, he
;ono fur three iiIkIiu now. Mill
had III rnp tirrviiiin) jf In hi
T flngcra ami till lil" HP" l
them frum quivering. Thnre
ara In lh boy'. yoa.
Wli.li you'd lull mi ("a luteal.
Marnier," Im anlil.
tnnlgan ha big heart. Ihnifkh
anner when mi iluiy l
, they any up here.
I tnlil Mill all ho hurt l.iurn nl nil
r few ecrap nf rhoerleaa In-
fctlon, nnd advised Tlliu nut to
1 hopea of hla father and l
r Mil hla hrutlivr'a wife loo lilith.
" t It romea out all right It' ao
r h tha better for Ihein," Flunnln-
laid. "If It'a tlio worn! they'll
ftrrpared."
"Well," HI linn anlil, "rnn I lulk
10 thnt fellow Kyi", who waa rna-
r4T "It would tin ma iimn good
to talk In him, becauae ha unlit my
k (her waa on duly In tha engine
r B. nnrt I unilnralniirt Ilia fellow
f te hart the h"nt rhunca,
iVnu know," Hheehan wont on.
f fulher la nhoul 80, anil ha hain't
n ii hlln alma II happened em-apt
t nliihl when auma una (old him
f hail rained Iho bout 05 f""l,
t there wna n rham-a lo get the
Ik out allv. Father ate alaak
m. hut lodiiy he'a nil In again,"
theehan yankert hla rap to hla
flit anil pnlti'il tha vlnnr low over I
t eye, but lliul didn't mnri-nl the!
r that pelted down hla frecklojl :
H'ka.
jj"Wel, thank you, t'ommanrter." I
I mild. "I'll so home and try to
Mi r up the folka." I
I
IcMAIIAN WILL CIVES j
I WOMAN VAST FORTUNE
f KAN FIlA.S't'lSrO. Krpl. 29. j
Under ti rma nf a will urtmltleil to i
probata hire Tueaduy. Mr. Mel ha I
Nelxun llimlmer ol New York will
VXelve two-thirds of llin million ilul-1
r mluto of her father, the Into !
fulvun ('. MiMuhun. !
I Mi'.Muhnn. who died suddenly In ;
freku, aevernl weeka ago, had been I
tin owner of llnrilett Spring, a!
ake rnuuiy resort. The widow, ut j
fronent managing Ilia property, I n -(
ti'rlla but a third ut the valuta.
jARNSTABLE GIVES
FIVE DOLLAR BILL
FOR INITIAL SCORE
To 111" uiemlier of t ho Klamath
abiinty high eehool football team
Who made the first scoring In the
Itiltlnl game of the season, t'hrla
Barnstable offered a crisp flvo dol
Inr hill.
,f When, Frank Hall pushed the hall j
-.over the goal Hue in Iho tirnnla I'aaa
amo Kiituriluy, visions of Iho five
1cillara flashed through hla mind.
I Ycaterdny the hill become hla. and
h a reaull he haa promised Coach
French and membere of the lentn
flint in nil" the scoring possible., a
ffroe "feed" at the llluo Illrd pro
vided they don't brnnk training.
.ArtltL, NLUKUU AINU
ANGELS FEATURED IN
MOUNTEBANK NUPTIALS
nrtOHCIA. Ilnly, Sept. 29 A wod-
!lng procession headed by two drom
dnrlea, flunked by negroes In even-
pi dreaa, and crowned hy an angel
kith allver wing, net a new ntnndnrd
,nr nuptial display, an It wound
through Iho alroela nf thin town, tn
Iho excitement of n rrowd. which
Siilalmik II for a fasrlHt punitive ex-
liedltlun.
f The ncrnnlnn wn the mnrrlngo of
llwo young ninunlehnnka from a
kelghhnrlng fnlr, for which all the
performers of the clrcua had been
mooiiixed.
f After niimerona round of rham
ffcalgn. In which everyone but the
iromednrlea participated, the cortege
joined the traffic nmld a great loot
ing of horna and rnltllng of tin
;hoot. In the crowd which I in in o
dluliily nancmhled a panicky Inipulne
broke out. Apprnhnnalvo ahopkeep-fc-ra,
fearing n blnckphlrt Invanlon,
iiegnn to lock tholr ahuttera. Olh
fcra, aeeing nn nngel nnd whnt accm
Itd to be n train of mourner. n-
unicri thnt It wna n funeral and be-
n n In remove their hut. Fortu
uloly the dromednrle. dnmuruly
ortdlng'. with denron-llke placidity,
I.Hielle4 thin omlnoua error before
I could glve offennn; but their pn-
fco wn followed by an excited
iirrh for die reanon of the parndo,
lileh was generally mommed to bo
We nrrlval of a new enrgo of frock
r atrunge nnlmnla frcnhly broken to
teptlvlly.
f When thcao wero Identified a n
ynung- man nnd hla bride, no disap
pointment wna felt. Amid a ro
apoctful alienee, Iho procealon
toured the clly to the Bound of lla
own Jubilation.
' To rend The Klamath . Now day
hfter dny I to keep thoroughly In
formed on happening of Importance
throughout the world n woll as In
Klamath Kulls ana vicinity.
- UNDERWOOD'S i
ONE CENT SALE
WILL SAVE YOU MONEY 3
THURSDAY-FRIDAY SATURDAY
October 1st, 2nd and 3rd
OUR SEMI-ANNUAL ONE CENT SALE
. v i !
Briefly stated, the plan of the sale is this: We sell you an article at the regular price and give you the privilege of
buying another one for ONE CENT. For instance, you buy a jar of Face Cream for 60 cents, you may have the second
one for ONE CENT. A high p;rade Hot Water Bottle may be had for $1.75, one cent more will buy another one. ; , ;
20c Aspirin Tablets, 9 1 -
1 1 Tablet to box 3 for 1.
20c Epsom Salts . 9 1 r
lllgheat I'urlty .St for Ml V
25c Zinc Ointment, 9fir
1 Ounce Tubea 2 for a-a J w
50c Cascara, CI p
Heat (Jtinllty 2 for Ult
25c Hinkle Pills, 9fir
I'nexcelled Laxative 2 for aCa J
30c Klamath Kold Knocker, Q 1 n
Curea fold In One Day 2 for J 1 V
50c Aromatic Castor Oil, .. CI
Children I.Ike It 2 for- Jit
25c Castile Soap, ?Rn
Klneat Imported 2 for OmJ J U
30c Cathartic Pills, O 1
Kull Strength 2 for Olt
35c Nyal's Liver Salts,
Saline l-oxnllve 2 for JUC
25c Peroxide Hydrogen OR.
Kull Strength 2 for a&Ul
$1.00 White Mineral Oil, fc1 f1
Heavy Taatoleaa 2 forP X J JL
30c Porous Plaster, Q 1
Kyal'a Heat 2 for Olt
35c Carbolic Salve, tXRe
Nyal'a Heat 2 for JJt
30c Headache Tablets, Ol
Nut Injurious 2 for J JL V
75c Milk Magnesia, T fi
Underwood'a 2 for I OC
75c Kidney Pills, 7fi
Underwood'a 2 for
35c Cherry Cough Syrup,
For Cough and Colds 2 for OUC
60c White Pine Cough Syrup, CI
The "Id Favorite 2 for QIC
5c Lead Pencils,
liood Crude 2 for vt
40c Nyal's Shaving Lotion
None Heller & for T X C
35c Tooth Bmshes, '
Quality Guaranteed 2 for uwC
30c Nyal's Tooth Paste, Ol
A Unlvoraal Favorite 3 for J 1 C
$1.50 Syrup Hypophosphites, 411 CI
Full finis a rrP litjl
30c Nyal's Liver F'ills, Q 1
I'urgntlve rollota 2 for Jit
$1.75 Hot Water Bottles, d-! C
Guaranteed One Yenr 2 for4 111 J
$1.75 Fountain Syringes, d1 7f
Full Two Quart 2 forJ lilU
65c Boxes High Grade Stationery
24 aheet line panor, 24 envelopes 2 lorwvC
UNDERWOOD'S PHARMACY
One Cent Sale of Real Values
Thursday, October
Nydenta Tooth Paste 2 f or 51c
Peroxide Cream . 2 for 61c
Lemon Cream . . . 2 for 51c
" ... .. .. .......... .,i......... ,n , ni rr,-
Hand Lotion . 2 for 51c
Shaving Lotion 2 for 51c
Shaving Cream. . 2 for 36c
Thermos Bottles .. 2 for $1.76
Nylotis Face Powder. . 2 for $1.01
Fountain Syringes 2 for $1.76
Mineral Oil. 2 for $1.01
Tooth Brushes . . V , 2 f or 51c
Linen Paper ("; ) 2 for 66c
Linen Envelopes (,H) . . 2 for 21c
School Tablets 2 for lie
Puradent Tooth Paste. . 2 for 51c
Talcum Powder 2 for 26c
1, 1021
Pagg FiV
30c Nyal's Face Cream,
31c
41c
36c
31c
61c
76c
rsone ijeuer - ir
40cLiquid Shampoo,
one oi me neBi mr
35c Klamath Korn Knocker
Best on the Market 2 for
30c Toothache Drops
lyai vjumiij' -
60c Eczema Ointment,
. instant itenei a iur
75c Pile Ointment,
L,arRe ruoes
Tmr "it Inrjtii -M'fT";! A ajrv
oOC xviusiara uiiumeia, f
wnnniii hp in kiotv nnnie iur aa aa- a-
35c Nyal's Catarrh Balm
An li'viollnnl PrnHllM 2 tn9
36c
41c
40c Chan Lotion.
Keeps EKin aiuooia
2 for
$1 Nylotis Cold Cream powder 1 f 1
Elesh, White or Brunette 2 for P X J A
25c Bronchial Tablets,
26c
stops ine lougn ir
50c Nydenta Tooth Paste,
. MaKes leein n nue ir
75c Rubber Gloves,
special yuanty ...a ir
60c Freckle Cream,
Bleaches Skin 2 for
20c Hand Scrub Brushes,
tiood yuaiuy - "r
25c Powder Puffs,
Best Velour 2 for
65c Linen Paper, 1 pound,
Fine and White 2 for
20c Linen Envelopes,
24 to Package 2 Mr
15c Business Envelopes,
Heavy White Stock 2 for
35c Nyal's Liniment,
Relieves Pain 2 for
35c Baby Talcum,
! Purest and Finest 2 for
35c Nylotis Talcum
Best for Toilet - 2 for
60c Nyal's Beauty Balm,
White or Flesh 2 for
40c Violet Ammonia,
Full Pints 2 for
10c School Tablets
Better Buy Now 2 for
25c Writing Tablets
Best. Quality
$1 95 Snrinc Sarsanarilla.
. 2 for
$1.26
Best Blood. Purifier 2 for
20c Fountain Pen Ink, 91 r
Heat nine Bluck 2 for Aal A V
51c
76c
6lc
21c
26c
66c
21c
16c
36c
36c
36c
61c
41c
11c
26c