KLAMATH FamTS
AN INDEPENDENT
REPUBLICAN NEWSPAPER
SATURDAY, SiahfcSiT
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Heart & Home
Problems
lly Mm. KIImIh-iIi Thompson
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"Let ui have faith that right makes might, and in
that faith let ua to the end dare to do our duty at we
understand it" Abraham Lincoln.
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THE KLAMATH DAILY NEWS
"Insulting the Public Intelligence"
Policy of Chrcn'c Usturber Fortunately
Defeats Itself
The editor of the evening paper has made another
violent attack upon the Klamath lumbermen for issuing
a statement on the railroad development question here.
This is in line with his notorious practice of violently at
tacking and attempting to coerce every person in this
community who dares to disagree with him.
It ill becomes the evening paper, which has loaded
its columns with misinformation about this and many
other public issues here for many years, to talk about
"insulting the intelligence of the public."
The editor of the evening paper has sought to appoint
himself as public spokesman for the cause of the northern
lines by maligning everyone who has spoken contrary to
his own views which are distorted by personal animus.
And it is an open secret that the officers of the northern
lines, who are high class, reputable men, feel much em
barrassed by the questionable support of the editor of the
evening paper who, by violent and vituperative attacks,
tries to bulldoze the community. In one particular in
stance, for example, it is generally known that the officers
of the northern lines felt that they, along with the people
of this community, had been publicly humiliated by the
evening paper's vicious and uncalled for abuse on the
executive vice-president of the Southern Pacific company.
Doubtless the northern executives realize that the evening
paper here will immediately begin to attack them with
equal violence if they are established as a factor in the
local business life.
The activities of the editor of the evening paper tend
to create discord in our midst and to discredit the com
munity in the eyes of the outside world. It is a fortunate
thing that his policy defeats itself. He is fast losing the
last vestige of power which his ownership of a, newspaper
unfortunately originally gave him. The people here will
not stand for continued abuse of some of their best and
'most substantial citizens. " ' ' ' '' !ln"- ': '
With fairness to all the News has printed in its col
umns all of the properly authorized statements relative
to the building plans of the railroads. The people have
a right to express their opinions on every public issue, and
particularly on railroad building questions, where public
convenience and necessity are the first considerations be
fore the interstate cor.merce commission in granting au-
The News stands firm for decency anjd free speech
and against the contemptible tactics of the town bully,
thority for such building-
Seven Hundred Years in Business
Some Day U. S. Will
A certain large lumber company in Sweden has been
in operation for 700 ytars and is said to be the oldest lum
ber concern in existence.
Through scientific methods of forestry, its timber
holdings are worked on a continuous yield basis. Every
70 or 80 years this company's loggers return to the same
timber tract for cutting, and the cut-over land problem
is unknown to them. The company has some 800,000
acres of land on which forestry has been practiced for
hundreds of years.
Some such plan as this will be adopted by the larger
lumber organizations in the United States to renew our
timber resources as they are depleted.
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Texas has a college which does not flunk any student.
That rule was probably drawn up by the captain of the
football team. Raleigh News and Observer.
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There has been altogether too much reduction of the
wages of sin. Fort Wayne News Sentinel.
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It was only recently that girls used to be referred to
us "skirts" and now look at 'em. Lansing State Journal.
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No period of time seems quite so long as the vaca
tion of one's esteemed friend, associate and helper. De
catur Herald.
If one Dawes plan should tame Heinie and another
the senate, there'll be little left for him to tackle except
the weather.
It's the crime commission versus the commission of
crime. Boston Transcript.
Adopt Similar Plan
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Dinner Stories
Thomas was not a prime favor
ite with., his .rich uncle. In rain
did he try to Impress him, but the
old man was not easily impressed.
One evening the young man went
to Ills uncle's home for a call, nntl
In the course of conversation he
asked:
"Uncle, don't you think It would
be rather foolish for me to marry
a girl who was intellectually my
Inferior?"
"Worse than foolish, Thomas,"
was the reply. "Worse than fool
ish impossible."
At a certain foreign university
the students, who had been study
ing Shakespeare in their native
tongue, were requested by an ex
amlner to translate Into English
the opening lines of Hamlet's solil
oquy, "To be, or not to be."
The following was the result:
The first Frenchman declaimed
"To was, or not ,to am"; the sec
ond rendered It, "To were or is to
not." while the third gave a still
more liberal reading, "To should
or not to will."
The new minister In a Ccorgta
church was delivering his first ser
mon. The darkey janitor was a
critical listener from a back corner
of the church. The minister's ser
mon was eloquent, and his pruyers
seemed to cover the whole category
of human wants.
After the services one of tlio
deacons asked the old darkey what
he thought of tho new minister.
"Don't you think ho offers up a
good prayer, Joe?"
"Ah miffl' Hiihlalnly does, boss.
Why dat man axed de good Lord
fo' things dat do odder preacher
didn't even know Ho had!"
A doctor was examining a man
who had come to him for the first
time. Satisfied at last, the doctor
looked at him gravely. "You are
in bad shape," he said. "What
you need Is a sea voyage. Can
you manage It?"
"Oh, yes," replied the patient.
"I'm second mate on the Anna
Marie, Just in from Hongkong."
To achieve eleKi'mv. m.vUm or- ,
dered a pair of smart bonis from
an expensive shop- Some days
after delivery she r'tii.ncil them.
"You1' hciuts don't (it veil. 1
can't walk in them."
"Madame,';, replied the dignified
shopkeeper, "'people irTio ruvo to
walk don't shop here."
Of Ilia .11 person. Willi
shook hands with the president
In the fiscal year ending June 3D.
probably 4.0u'0 : of them were
merely wasting bis time for (heir
own gratification. Wnrrrn Trib
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Kunmng Across.
Wora 1. "I.srty , Lady
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Vuri S. 1t,e rrmnlns rf coal 6v
' utiei ii h burned
Word . To make a load call.
Kunnins Down.
Word 2. One who guides yoa
tc vout seat in the theater.
Wnid a. The opposite of lean.
VWd 4. 1o rcnucft.
KSTKItl) V'S PUZZLE
ANsW KKKI).
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Sunny Dick Says
Med ford to Ho on Commercial
Aerial. Une llids Opened. .led
fordltes. will, soon he away above
us Klnmnthttes.
Nurseymiin Stole Hose In Public
Park; Grew It and Won 110. urn)
Prize. Stealing a rose, like steal
ing a continent, brings rich re
wards. How In the dickens Is a
poor man going to know what to
ileal mid what not to steal?
High School Classes Klert Offi
cer. Our daughter says that
their freshman class president
looks as Important as though he
were president of the U. S. A.
Prince of Wales' South Amer
ican Tour Will Knd Soon, When
He Leaves for Kngland. llet he's
not considering making tho trip lu
an American airplane.
Radical Communlsh Member
From India of Ilrltlsh Parliament
Denied Admittance to U. 8. Prov
ing that our government Is not as
dumb as they often try to mako us
think.
Shennnitoah Probe to Start Mon
day. Two Carloads W'reckago
Shipped to New Jersey. Let's see,
this Is the third probe. Isn't It?
Wo will soon have spent enough
money on probes to hsvo built
another dirigible, (llet I ho Ohio
farmers were tickled to death to
get the thing out of their corn
fields.)
Itiully Doom on at Hoikaway,
Man Loses $10,000. Sympathy,
old man, sympathy. I lost $10
myself once In a real eslato boom
- -510 Hint I expected to grow Into
$10,000.
.Metropolitan Llfo to Open Dig
Office Here. Wclcomo, all Insur
ance men. It gives us a sense of
security just to know you're
around.
The railroads chnrge the public
loo much, Is the plaint of the
grange, stm, the railway charges
against the public are nothing
compared with tho public's charges
against the railroads. Corvallls
(iarette-Times.
will-: ji nt r.vr in; kntlii.
TAIMNtl
If a woman Isn't Interesting, if,
usually her own fault. A wife
writes:
Dear Mrs. Thompson; I hope
I mil nut asking the Impossible.
However, after I havo slated my
case. I'm afraid you may tell ma
II Is Impossible to re-model or to
make a new person of myself.
am a married woman is years old
and am considered a sluuiilng wo
man, but Mrs. Thompson, when
that la mid "that's all there Is,
there la no more." I have a nice
husband, homo, friends and all
that goes with them, but I don't
know how to be entertaining. I
ran entertain at dinner, cards, etc.,
but I can't talk. If they want some
figuring or some Ideas In business,
I'm right there with as good as
any one of them. If they speak.of
books or anything worth while, I
don't know what they mean. I
know Shakespeare and Longfel
low were authors, also lh:t Kllnor
Ctynn Is, too. Tho only thing
1 ran talk about Is a movie that I
really liked or good time that I
have had. I don't know how to
meet strangers. I ran't think of
anything to say, and If I do I'm
afraid to say II. What I want to
know Is how can I broaden my
knowledge? How can I learn to
nmcrntrate? I ran read the topics
of the day ami not remember a
thing I've read, then I ran add up
a column of figures that run in
the thousands and talk at the
same limn. Would It help mo to
study expression? Am I Impossi
ble or have I a fighting chance?
lit' HI) Y.
A woman of 2s ought to bare a
great deal of poise. , '. . slin
has youth, experience and If she
has a naturally charming appear
ance she ran easily be a leader In
her own clrrle. Havo confidence
In yourself. Select a period every
day and read aloud to yourself. It
will make talking easier for you.
Try to make your knowledge and
conversation more general. A per
son who relates In detail the plot
of a movie Is more tiresome than
a person who does not talk at all.
Do not try to cultivate the same
Interests as tluise of your friends.
STEP-VORDRi
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say ileus of iptwila; V
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should be rasM el a
sway, or the politoorlil
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shirk they oftti naili
grocery, and pal s at
crates or slat led asMI
unions uproot lit fMt
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