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AN INDEPENDENT
REPUBLICAN NEWSPAPER
"Let u hare faith that
that faith let u to the end
understand it." Abraham
Keeping Fire
Radio Playing Most Important Pari
Most of the twenty-six supervisors and two hundred
forest rangers in the Denver national forest district are
equipped with radio sets, and daily get the latest fire ad
vice from the Denver headquarters. Hundreds of coj
operative forest stations in the sinie district also receivq
the headquarters' advice. Despite the exceptional dry-J
ness of this season, extraordinary efficiency of the forest
fire service has been maintained, largely through the
radio assistance. '
In the campaign for fire protection for forests and
reforestation, this, system should be extended to all parts
of the country as rapidly as possible. It means life for
the trees.
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Paydays and Rent Days
Eliminating Rent Days MeansuMore Pay Days
Paydays measure life for some men, rent days for
others. As month after month is checked off life's calen
dar, in a sadly large number of cases the lapse of time
shows little constructive accomplishment. Each day's'
task has been done, but no more.
, Few men are so dull-witted that they would refuse
to exchange a bundle of old rent receipts for the deed to
a home of their own, yet many pass. over, their opportuni-.
ties to make exactly that exchange for the rent receipts
of the future.
. In modern civilization man must have shelter over '
his head. It remains for the individual to decide whether
that shelter shall be owned by another or by himself.
The man who controls his own future rent receipts is very
U-;likeljr,$p find that hevha3accomplinhedomt cpnfrol over
his future pay checks. , "
The surest road to economic independence leads to
the doorstep of one's own home, and there is a satisfac
tion to that possession, a relief to the mind and spirit of
the head of a household that rewards the effort to own
a home. It is the foundation of contentment and comfort
Why so many pass the chance by is one of the mysteries
of human apathy. If you would be among the successful
people of the earth, "own your own" home. -
Pre-War Labels Won't Fool Baby
Synthetic Milk Like Synthetic Booze
Synthetic is a word that used to be respectable, but
now it falls like a blight upon the prediction by Henry
Ford that the dairy cow is to be abolished because syn
thetic milk is richer and cheaper.
In the innocent days, when that word would have
started a race for a dictionary, Ford could have found
many converts to his lacteaj doctrine. But under pro
hibition we have become sophisticated. Some of the
most cultured bootleggers in the business have taught us
that anything synthetic wears a pre-war label and is made
out of cresote and hair oil; it smells like burning rubber,
tastes like a red-hot poker and hits with the kick of
a mule.' " 1
Even Henry Ford, whose stupendous industrial suc
cess wins a respectful ear for his theories, will have to do
a lot o missionary work to win over t.he babies to aboli
' tion of the docile cow. '
Let Reason Rule in Taxation
Reduce High Flying Surtaxes
" ' It became evident some time ago that the buncombe
about "taxing the rich" had failed. More and more it is
understood that the high flying surtax and estate tax
rates largely miss their mark, and their reduction would
be a general benefit.
It seems fairly assured that surtaxes will be reduced
to twenty or twenty-five per cent in the next session of
congress, and income taxes may be entirely abolished in
the lower brackets.
Excessive federal estate taxes on larger estates act
in exactly the same manner as excessive federal surtaxes.
It is, therefore, obvious that reasons for reducing either
apply with equal force to the other.
right makes might, anil in
dare to do our duty aa we
Lincoln.
Out of Forest
Sunny Dick Says
Government Employe Reek Pay
Raise If asking would turn the
.trick, there'd be fewer flivvers In
I ii't.i. ,lt,nul Jl'lll'lfl'l tti.nttV
use.
LaFollette, Jr. Fires Opening
Campaign Uun: Attacks Big
Money Interests Is he really a
chip off the old block or Is It
merely sour grapes again?
Cowboy Siunt Rider Shoots Self
While Doing "Drunken Ride" Act.
Cowboy, It's getting so It Isn't
safe to even play drunk in these
I glorious United States of America.
After Slipping of New Dam S
Years Ago Water Once More
Flows in Big Summer Lake Irri
gation District Canals; Goddess of
Chance Favorable Faint heart
ne'er won fair lady, eta. boys?
Coolidge Told Pearl Harbor
Must Be Made Big Naval Base;
He Is Silent Gee. whiz! Papa
Coolidge, can't we spend our
money for anything?
Seven National Guardsmen Are
Killed, 14 Hurt As Big Gun Ex
plodes at Camp Grant Sham Bat
tle Maneuvers Lay yon a dollar
to a doughnut that some bonehead
forgot the battle was only a sham.
''hallway Mall Train Is Looted
Near Santa Ana; Cash and Val
uables Taken I wasn't expecting
any money myself, but It does
look as though the railroad could
use some burglar alarms to ad
vantage. Vancouver To Frisco Flight and
Back in Ten Hours We are tollf
that this flyer was formerly a
poor mall clerk In the San Fran
cisco postofflce. Bet he develop
ed his wonderful speed commut
ing from Oakland. You know, up
at 7:18 and on the ferry at 7:32,
pajamas neatly concealed by outer
clothes and collar and tie in his
pocket.
Fort Klamath Holdups Injured
When Driver of Car Refuses To
Slop Oh, boy! .That's the best
accident we've heard of for ages.
Man Is Leader, and Word
"Obey" Must Stay In Ceremony
Dear wife, please note.
What's in a Name?
The Best of Advice
lly CLARK KINNAIltD
THK ritlCKLKHM I'OSSKSSION
(It fs obvijou enoiig' '' fli
man IS contributes murli more
to his happiness than what he
HAS. or how he is 'retarded by
others.
What a man is. and so what he
has In his own person, is always
the Chief thing to consider in esti
mating, him; for his Individually
accompanies him always ami ev
erywhere, and gives Its color to all
his experiences.
In every kind of enjoyment, for
Instunce, the pleasure, depends
principally upon the man himself.
This is even truer of Intellect
ual, than of physical pleasure. ,
When we use the expression, "to
enjoy one's self," we are employ
ing a very appropriate phrase; for
one says, not "he enjoys New
York (or Kokoinol," but "be en
Joys himself In New York (again,
or Kokoinol."
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What a man is and has in him
self In n word PERSONALITY,
with all It entails, Is the only Im
mediate and direct factor in his
happiness and welfare
This Is why, Hchnpenh: r
opined, the envy which personal
finalities excite is the most ni.
placable of all.
constitution
The
our cou-
scloimncss is u. ever pr Ilt I)ni
lasting element in all wn do or
suffer. It has been observed; our
INDIVIDI'AI.ITY is persistently ,1(
work, more or Ises,' tit' KVERY
MOMENT of our life; nil oilier In
fluences are temporal, Incidental,
fleeting, and subject lo every kind
of chance anil change
This Is why, it H tu ,n suppos
ed. Aristotle nays: "It Is not
wealth hut character lhat lasts."
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And Just for the same reason we
can more eaHlly hear, milHforliinn
that comes to im entirely from
without, than one which we have
drawn upon ourselves; for fortune
may nlways chance, but not char
acter. It Is natural, then for Schopen
hauer lo diicluro ihnt subjective
blessings a itolilu nature, a capa
ble bead, a Joyful tempera men t,
bright spirits, n well-constituted,
perfectly sound physique, are the
first and most important -elements
in happiness;
So that we should bo more In
lent on promoting and preserving
such qualities than on the posses
sion of external wealth and. ex-
Vi.Wttt.d'sV.I fttjrn;M
No change of circumstances can
repair, a defect of character. ""
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Dinner Stories
"Yes," said tho old man to his
j young Visitor. "I am proud of my
girls, sjnd would like lo see Ihem
comfortably married, and as I have
I made a Utile money thev will not
go penniless lo their husbands.
Thero Is Mary, 25 years old, and a
really (food girl. I ahull give her
r I. noil when she marries. Then
comes rfi)t, who won't see 3S again,
nnd I shall give her 13.000, and
I he man who takes Ellia, who la
. will havo IB, 000 with her."
The young man reflected for a
moment, nnd then Inquired: "You
haven't one about 50, have you?"
, An ex-dlstrlct attorney at n din
ner In New York told a story
about honesty. "There was a man,"
he suld, "who applied Tor a posi
tion in a drygoodi house. Ills ap
pearance wasn't prepossessing and
references were demanded.
After so in o hesitation he gave
the mime of a driver In the flrm'i
employ. The driver, he thought,
would vouch r(ir him.
A clerk sought out the driver,
and asked him If the nppllcant
was honcsl. "Honest?" the drlvor
ald, "Why, his honesty has been
proved again and again. To my
rerlnin knowledge he's been ar
rested nine limes for stealing, and
very lime ha was acquitted."
Urown had n woy of walking In
his sleep-, falling of which he
was greatly ashamed. Early one
'""ruins', nrter a long absence, he
relimi.,1 with a pair of tronsera
rolled up and lucked ,er his
arm.
"Where In I ho worij hllvn yo
'""n?" his wife demanded sternly
"Iown to the office."
"Hut why the Iron
users under
your arm?"
"Oh- -1 thought I might meet
someone,"
Heart and HdmeTPro!
When a wile niukes secret
of the "nmlegg" she saves up, Is
he playing unfuirly with her Una-'
band? A man writes:
Dear Mrs. Thompson: 1 have
been iriarrled Ii years, I have
daughter 20 years old, and a fos
ter son whom my wife adopted
about three years ago. My wife
has been sick for at least ID years.
During thut lime I have had the
services of the best physicians, and
seen to It I hut she had the best of
rare In hospitals and al home, with
nurses and everything lo mule her
comfortable. My business made It
possible for me lo afford It, I have
always given her a weekly allow
ance lo care for the home, hail
our money In the bunk In both
pames. About three year ago I
autldcntly fiunll a bankboop that
showed where she wus depositing
In her own name nearly as much
as I allowed her a week. I could
not make the fuss over her thul I
had been In the luibli of doing.
About a' year ago I found she had
turned over the hook to our daugh
ter, mill she wants to know why
I have been treating her rnoly. I
always had been In the habll of
trusting her behind Hie. counter. .
Now Ihv bridge appears to be get
ting wider between us. I now feel
as though I want to be away from .
home as mach as possible. ,,.
let ted to say that' when I bought
'he home I gave that lo her. I now
feel that she wants lo get every
thing I possess. Are not wives
often al fault when their husbunds
turn agnlnsi them? Mil. W.
Are you quite sun thut your
wife's Utile deceit , Is malicious?
Women like to have a Utile 'nest
egg" they 'cuh consider thelf very
on.j They do, not look puon a..
Joint! hank account as their own,
but as money that must' he' Ar-'
counted for lo husbands. Perhaps
she is wrong lu deceiving you I:,
Ihls manner, but 1'do not iiv-huii.'
I her ihrlft Is 'working' Vi 'you'r' dis
advantage. I know that' you feel
Hint her secreilveness Implies a
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