AN INDEPENDENT
REPUBLICAN NEWSPAPER
THE KLAMATH DAILY NEWS
KLAMATH Cai i .
"Let u hve faith that rigM make might, and in
that faith let ut to the end dare to do our duty at we
understand it." Abraham Lincoln.
We Must Attract Not Repel
Nev Industries and Settlers Are Needed
New settlers and new industries do not establish
themselves in a community that is torn by dissension or
that fosters a newspaper which has the habit of making
vicious and virulent attacks upon everyone who dares to
speak an opinion with which it does not agree.
Klamath Falls is a community of law-abiding, pro
gressive people. Naturally there will always be a diver
gence of opinion on certain matters of public policy, but
the people have a right to express publicly and in a fair
minded way their views as to what is best for their own
interests and for the interests of this community without
having their motives and their characters impugned.
The News stands firmly for full and free discussion
. of every public issue, and consequent decision, based upon
the facts thereby developed.
Legislative Flood .Receding
. A Good. Sign of Sanity of . Leaders
..Reviewing the work of bgislatures in different states
there is a ray of light ;rt a few the high water mark of
new laws has been reached and flood is receding.
The Illinois legislature, recently adjourned, enacted
. only three-hundred tad t-o new Jaws, and thirty-eight
of these were appropriate n and enabling acts.
In spite of having hundreds of statutes that are ab
solutely dead letters on the law books, Illinois added two
hundred eighty more rules of conduct.
But the tide has turned and the Illinois legislature
enacted fIFty-six less bills than were ground out in the
legislative grist two years before.
Several other states have made a similar record, and
it must be a satisfactory feeling to know that as time
goes on, not only fewer new laws may be enacted, but
more and more old ones may be repealed.
Be Ready for the "Cold Snap"
A Step Ahead of Trouble is Wise Course
Two growers at Mabton, Washington, have sold their
Anjou pears for $100 a ton. Both men heated their or
chards freely to ward off spring frosts. Their price is
from $20 to $35 a ton better than that paid for most other
pears. Hoses Sampson. Indian farmer on the reservation
at White Swan, Washington, has sold his hop crop for a
better price than that paid for most other hops; he has
the best cultivated yard in Yakima county.
Hard luck may come to the best farmer, as it comes
to the best business men in other lines. But the man who
really tries to raise better -crops, almost always does it
There is the story of the shiftless farmer who objected to
the young extension lecturer in his community: "What's
the use of talking to me about better farming? Why, I
don't even use what I do know about good farming."
Frosts are certain to come in business or farming
and the wise operator will have his heaters and his re
sources ready for the "cold snap."
o
Payrolls are steady, industries are operating, labor
troubles have been forgotten and business, is prospering
right through the supposedly slack summer months.
Money is plentiful for legitimate enterprises. We should
be thankful to live in a country where such conditions ob
tain. We should do our part to perpetuate national har
mony and discourage propositions which tend to disrupt
such stability and prosperity.
o
When the United States steamship Leviathan docks
at New York, passengers in their state rooms can call up
any one of 16,000,000 telephones on the North American
continent. When the same steamer reaches England, at
the other end of her voyage, passengers cannot telephone
ashore, even for a cab.
In 1924, long distance telephone calls increased on
an average of 152,000 per day over 1923. In 1924 there
were 1,835,000 calls per day.
-o
The longest gravity oil line in the world is from Clay
ton, Wyoming, to Freeman, Missouri, 670 miles, with no
intervening pump stations. It delivers 15,000 barrels
daily. 1
Onward, Christian Soldiers!
Sunny Dick Says
Second Warders to Ask Council
(or Special Election "Ask and ye
shaU receive"
Rotary Club Adopts Resolution
to cut 'Falls' Off Yea, many peo
ple consider that this bird would
look better without a tail
A recent cartdon on The News
editorial page shows the heart be
ing torn out ot the good old law
book by the serpents Sympathy
(or Criminals, Insanity Pleas and
Legal Technicalities Yes; unfor
tunately we are only too well ac
quainted with , tbe sob i-lcrn,
legal slickers, and shrewd raru-als.
Dinner Stories
New Mexico Editor Kills By
stander Who Tries to Stop His
Fight With Judge Let us remem
ber, my friends, that if we would
lire to a ripe old age. It is safer
to let these fighting editors fight
It out
Life of American Autos Short
ened 60 per Cent by Use ot Old
Redralned Oil, Says Expert In Snit
Against Oil Company Now, John
ny, here's a problem: If bad
driving shortens the life of an
auto 60 per cent and redralned
oil shortens its life 50 per cent,
what is the life of an auto?
City Park Board Adopts Resolu
tion Selling City Park to Both
Railways Which mores us to vo
ciferate that our City Fathers
."know their stuff"
Negro Dope Peddler Is Given
Rush Act by Sheriff's Office
Tough luck. Snowball, but dope
peddlers are all of the name stripe
to us, regardless of color.
Salvation Army Lass Will Tag
You Today In Humanity's Name
Tag, you're It! .May we never get
too grown up to enjoy this kind of
a game.
'. President Coolldge Visits Moth-er-ln-Law
at Southampton Sym
pathy, old man ' We all have 'em.
Job's Daughters Picnic Evi
dently boils are not hereditary
Ks telle Dempsey Has a Time to
Keep Jack Refined. He Pleads
for corn Beef and Cabbage No
wonder you gave up the fight
game. Jack. A. fellow can't get
up much steam on frogs' legs and
-chocolate- eclairs.
Rail Dispute Opens on October
6 If tbe do we hev enjoyed here
nil aummer la not even a dispute,
we must have quite an earthquake
coming to us.
Klamath Business Women Nego-
Hotel Swimming Pool In Enter--
talnlng Med ford Business Women
tiate For Use of ft'bhe Pelican
Wet hens.
Children's Pictorial
Cross Word Puzzle
Running Across.
Word 1. Where "Mary, Mary;
quite contrary," is raising her
flowers.
Word 4. A precious metal.
Word 6. The sound a nor
makes throueh his nose. Plural.
Running Down.
Word 2. Mrange; Foreign.
What a citizen of another country
is called.
Word 3. The name of the first
president of the German republic
YESTERDAY'S PUZZLE
ANSWF.KED.
21
In certain parts of tbe west,
where without irrigation the culti
vators of the land would be In a
had way Indeed, the light ralna
that fall from time to time dur
ing the growing season are appre
ciated to a degree that Is unknown
In the east.
Recently a fruit grower, who
owns fifty acres ot orchards, waa
rejoicing in one of these precipi
tations, of moisture when his hired
man came Into the house.
"Why don't yon stay In out of
the rain?" asked the (rult man.
"I don't mind a little dew like
this," said the man. I can work
along lust the same."
"Oh. I'm not talking about
that," exclaimed the (rult man.
"The next time It rains you can
come Into the house. I want that
water on the land."
If, )f, Sf,
A doctor camo up to a patient
In an Insane asylum, slapped him
on the back, and said: "Well, old
man. you're all right You can
run along and write your (oiks
that you'll be back home In two
weeks, as good as new."
The patient went off gayly to
write his letter. He had It fin
ished and sealed, but when be
was licking the stamp it slipped
through his fingers to the floor,
lighted on the back of a cockroach
that was passing, and stuck. ' The
patient hadn't seen the cockroach
what he did see was his escaped
postage 'stamp zigzagging aimless
ly across the floor to the base
board, and wavering up over the
baseboard and followed a crooked
track up the wall and across the
celling. In depressed silence he
tore up the letter be had Just
written and dropped the pieces on
the floor.
"Two woeks! Hell!" he said.
"I won't bo out of hero In throe
years."
SATURDAY, AUgJ's
'a
Heart and Home ' Prl J
. Iy MltM. KLIZMlJ-nu TUomi.. 4
Fears His Old Flame
foundation 4f
The saying Is: "The world be
longs to those who come the last;"
hut those who came the first have
given them some fairly good Ideas
as to how to run It. Atlanta Constitution.
The skeleton of the husband's
former love Is constantly rattling
la this woman's home.
!rar Mrs. Thompson: 1 am a
married weman for IS months.
I am Z. (our year older than my
husband. , Before our marriage
my husband waa vol sincere to
me. We had gone together for
seven years, and at lb same time
be would court other girls and
married women. But on Saturday
night he would cam back to an.
Hla posltloa called for night work
and that left afternoon for him
self. Then he would visit theatre
and go Joy-rldlng. There Is one
married lady In particular I'm sure
be Is still In love with. He caused
her first divorce and alwual tier
second. I knew nothing of this
until after w were married. So
w moved to another town. Ibis
one. I work In n office. He
works al night. He haa tnld me of
hi former sweetheart, and I can't
understand why, after he caused
her to be divorced, he didn't mar
ry her. Inutead he quit her until
she got married again, then wrote
to ker and begged her to go with
him, whlrh she did. of courts, be
cause she thinks the world of him.
Please tell me. If you think that
living away from her home town
will change hi attitude toward
flirting and thinking about day
gone by. I'm sure If he would
meet her he'd speak to her. When
she found out ha got married and
left her flat, ahe called m up and
told me about their secret. Can a
deceitful woman like that be trust
ed? He haa made a statement
aaylng he waa ashamed to turn
me down after wasting my best
days waiting for him. I that
true lore? YANKEE GIRL
If pity moved Mm to wed you.
hardla k .
' la fcn
He had the
the other
desired bar
would hats
ltll!t,k1
"It
to,
and "
.....
attordi yo,
I think
M .L.
er If ye. trrrH
that yo coaU, 1
and bare eoaa,
WILL TaTmUJ
Dear Mrs. -Tso,1,
sin baa Just paajv ,
long Illness of s
haa left an srua
f 10,000 or oi7
is sold. Her hUa.
. contest her Witt, sw
two days b(ort ,a.J
Mn.Thospaoa.isuoa.
.' - L . .
ti'r a ami eotuafci
ealale? We ,Ti
blood relations.
possible for tola
to set SARlStS
!,,
a slater of mj Ma J
am sure aka'd kt tlO
as the will u auatlljj
Ul'.l
I an. ma f - in - - - I
- mow igj.
utes goveraisi tatoaik!
will I held valliuaial
state will go Is tat kW
tbe sister. If It bU
then all relattra it J
the latter hapsaai
your share la (trad
cousin Ilowevar, tatt
ly to caas iht u
Into deeply brkglkJ
little to divide
at a i
MRS. W. L. B. Ta'
terns of "beast; onrj
have schools la hk!x;
ods are taught ttl
n nJ
btsO
MskJ
IS
, beanty specialists so.
then your marriage Is erected on t school, books, etc.
STEP-WORD PUZffl
(ta,TtMT AP.ltO "O")
Copyright, !:, King fwtore ayoOKate, loo. Greet Brm t1 j
tmm ism en. ri.wesB. sii ZZfE&'A
- By ARTHUR WYNNE
Originator of tht Hoitrn Crtu-Vori ho
With the aid of the deflnitioni given bete, e JJ
PRINCE to PAUPER In 23 tens? Only one
on each step down, a you will readily e by rffarL
other leUera a"'
.hanred. TIS,"
going todehtjsij"
teries 01 ,h
U-om JONAH u
WI1MW-. t
for tn1
of deB
Slowly man's Inventiveness will
knock everybody out of ft Job ex
Ul the reformer. Lexington
Leader.
Dotation lo
yesterday's
Step-Word
Praia
SOUP to
CAKE la
21 steps.
RlllNlC E
i
Ml
'jgLApl 1 ' 1
tEUAra l ' . !
LL ATI v
feCAj 7 --
Eg ATI 8 '
TCCAlO U
gSoC ' 3
E5E0 J! 1
I'EQk kJ ; ' i
11 rq l j 111 j
fmu L E. 4n. J I
ytiir
.lsfgyNsP t3 i . J I
llBUN SJ I I
sMunEP, 1 L 1 , J
U& A N K r
'd?i: i5 l- 1 sA
r ' , rrs
,Ar 1 u-u7
20
i n . . ,,i
i , -Si
23PAUP EjgJ
1R Oazed ,
,Ftcnea.?-.
t t .fenci"".,. i
17"" j tUl
18Crowau
DEFINtTIONSi
1 To strut about in lively
' manner
2 A eountre In Eurone - -
O T I 1. , . it. l .L.i.f I
o rruncn coins worm : A when it
19 cent each . t ".. tstt''xM
4 Authorized lgnaturi that r".vMd A
exempt mall matter, from Swg
nostara . i bo
8 Mildly affected monomarIc 22 " porsrilf
I rf w
i