AN INDEPENDENT
REPUBLICAN NEWSPAPER
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THE KLAMATH DAILY NEWS , ffi'
n i : llnU nr Sink 1 1 Honrf o,l tr. "S
"Let us have faith that riht make might, and in
that faith let us to the end dare to do our duty a we
anderstand it" Abraham Lincoln.
A Voice in the Dark
Why! If It Don't Sound Like Old Nick Carter, Himself!
The News trusts that its evening contemporary, arm
ed with that congenital tolerance and broad-mindedness
for which its astute editor is noted The News trusts that
the Herald will pardon it the covert smile precipitated
by a glance at its editorial page of last evening.
Couched in phraseology reminiscent of the Diamond
Dick period of literature, the evening paper speaks of a
newspaper in Klamath Falls which "pollutes the public
conscience," and "poisons the public mind," and heaven
help it! plans a campaign' of "assassination."
The News, ever modest, nevertheless assumes that it
simply must be this newspaper to which the Herald re
ferred. Bear with us, if you will be so kind, while we
quote further: "Paid tools of the corporations . . .
paid mouthpiece of the corporations ... servants of
this corporation . . . villification and abuse of the
chief execUive."
Correct us, please, if we didn't see such colorful
phrases, long years asro. when we were avidlv rjerusinsr a
paper-backed copy of "Thj Black-Haired T'illian, or How
Honest Edward Won His Reward." But no. Surely the
evening paper could nzt be guilty of plagiarism. We ab
solve it and insist that ov.r memories must be at fault.
The News also stcnii indicted and. no doubt, con
victed, of unjustly attacking Mayor Goddard because the
News has pointed out tl.at the city engineer is not Quali
fied by law to serve in the office to which he was ap
pointed by Mr. Goddard. If that be treason, make the
most of it. The News, however, vould explain that it
has no quarrel with Mr. Eenry, but it does hold that one
in such a position should be qualified by standards set
up by the state board. Strangely enough, the evening
paper, always fair in its position, doesn't mention the
legal angle of the Henry affair.
The News, which hopes it has a sense of humor,
thoroughly enjoyed the delightful effervescence, the
amusing persiflage with which the Herald editorial was
replete. Could we but possess ourselves of the necessary
talent, the News, too, would conduct a humorous column
on its editorial page.
Misdirected Passion and Prejudice
It Won't Get By Here With Progress and Development
Misdirected passion and prejudice can play no part
in the development of a community.
A newspaper is generally regarded as the spokesman
for the community in which it is published, reflecting the
views and characters of its people.
The News does not believe that any newspaper op
erated on a policy of passion and prejudice can long en
dure. Despite continued misrepresentation and violent
attacks, despite reiteration of false and misleading state
ments, the real facte eventually will become known. We
have faith in the common sense and sound judgment of
the people here.
With malice toward none and with good will toward
all, the News is working and will always work toward
the development of this vast, productive, new country.
From a practical business standpoint we believe that is
good policy, and that we will benefit together with others
in the community.
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The hundreds of Klamath baseball fans who have
been preparing to go down to Weed armed with machine
guns as a matter of self protection may desist. Word
coming from Weed, is to the effect that Weed has had a
change of heart toward Klamath fans. Why not? We
never did nuthin'.
If his nose is affixed to a grindstone, you never hear
him complain that his wife doesn't understand him.
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Nature is progressive. By the time a man develops
wisdom enough to be cautious she takes him out of the'
way. v'
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Educational system: Spending four months to mas-
r . uoo ne could master in a week if he would
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Sunny Dick Says
Major Appoint! t City Knglncer
With No State License Land of
bump! Now we can expect all
our new paying will look like a
roller-coaster
120,000 Branch of Standard Oil
Company Given Klamath Oh,
boy! How would you like to have
the whole tree?
Both Praise and Opposition Giv
en to Dimming Law The dim
ming law has always been all
right, only there were so many to
whom It wasn't clear.
Only Manslaughter to Bo Charg
ed Against Laudeco Well. If he
get away with that because he was
drunk It will only he necessary for
murderers to decide whether they
were drunk or crazy.
Klamath News Special Choo
Choo Is Gaining Customer to
Weed A drama in three acts:
Choo choo. Coo coo. Choo choo.
Four Are Injured in Pelican
Bay Mill Accident Consider the
poor mill owners. , Their state
workmen's compensation rate may
be raised.
Crooked Los Angeles Cnuncll
mea Caught With Marked Cash
Judging by councilmen'a salaries
could they have been caught with
any other kluijft ,
Photograph of CoolldKe's New
Appointment as Governor of the
Virgin Islands Is he flapper
proof?
..Children's Pictoriul
.Cross Word Puzzle
Burning Peat Bed Is Threaten
ing Illch Pine Belt on the Skillet
Handle on Upper Klamath Lake
An old bed. and old belt, and an
old fry pan. Sounds to mo like
something the prehistoric cliff,
dwellers or mound builders left
behind.
Sheiks Routed Out of Dance
Hall and Made to Battle Forest
Fire Near Pasadena, California
If this happens very often shleklng
will quickly become "one of the
lost arts.'
Prosecution. In Young Caso
Flops When Autopsy Surgeon
States Death of Wealthy Wife May
Have Been. From Suicide "To
him who hath shall be given."
He's got the coin, he'll get his
freedom.
Four Daylight. Bandits Got
1500.000 Jewel Haul Whether
from big corporatloni or small,
the property owner gets It in the
neck.
Dinner Stories
Running Across.
.Word 1. What the man in tho
picture is called.
; Word 4. To watch secretly.
Word 6. Part of the foot:
snw"i7,-AUIiforni" ci,y
. fcan rrsncisco. .
; Word . The nickname of a
"u" Civil war president.
I. J A dclicacy niade chief-
ly of egg ani milk.
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Word 2. The letters of a l.mir-
amEr nm,n''d in ,hcir Ipr
Word 3. A road for heavy Uc am
transportation. ' am
Word B. Hihlical form of "yor."
father". Anthcr namo for
r YESTKIHUY-S PUZZLE
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rt& O p A nIgIe.
A littlo girl had been listening
to rumors about her father. Ono
day she asked him: "How long
do people live?"
"Our allotted span," roplltd her
father, "IsJ soventy years."
"Then you'll live to be HO
won't you?"
"Why. no. of course not. What
do you, mean?"
"Isn't" It true, then,", said the
little girl, "what everybody says
nbout your living a double life?"
Mr. and Mrs., Jrnoa were dis
cussing married happiness.
"You know, my friend, Jenkins, '
don't you. dear?" said Mr. Jones,
after a while.
"Yes, dear."
"Well, that man has tho most
happy ideas about marriage."
"Ileally?"
"Yes; he brieve (hat man and
wife should always be In full har
mony: that they should have no
thought In tho world but truo do
mestic happiness." j
"Splendid: and. of course, Mra.
Jenkins agrees with him?"
"Not'so fast, my dear; Jenkins
Isn't married."
Said ex,Premlor, Georges Clem
enceau when Colonel Kdward M.
House visited him at his house In
Paris: "It Is very kind of you to
ine ansa man."
"Tut, tut." said Colonel House,
"you arte a long way from being
dead; you are ono of the greatest
living men." .
He went on to recall the mag
nirirent work which the "Tiger"
had done In the war.
"Mais, voyez." Interrupted M.
Clcmenccau. "I am very much
dead. You are already making my
funeral oration." i
The noblo red man made the
women do tho work, but ho was a
Poor manager In other respects
Atchison Globe.
There Is nothing mean or small
"'out Science, Even while Ignor
nce treat, her brutally. h. goes
rlht on working for humanity
J'hlladelDhla Kvenlng Ledger..
N-o matter how mnch time lhe
J'!ge gives, he has some left
Huntington Advertiser.
Heart and HomTiv
Expectant Mother's rfc-j
Borne sort of apecUt punl.li
weal sweds to be devised fur has
bands of (he type portrayed la
thin letter:
Hear tin, Thompson: I am a
married worn a a ot S3. We have a
deer little girl, three. The last
three months have been one hor
rible dream to me. I know my
husband la aeelng another womsu.
He Is a changed man at home. He
aaya we sever did get along, and
blamea It oa me. I think we
bare gotten along as well as the
average couple. We haVe been
married ten year, and I am shout
to become a mother again, lie
says this should never have hap
pened. We have a farm and ha
promUee me thai we will go there
one year from date, aud he thinks
it beat for va to avparate until
that time aa, be aaya, I am not
contented here, and things will
get worse Instead of belter aa
long aa I am la this town. I will
admit I am almost rraiy. My
trouble haa all happened hero. L.
can't get Interested la anything...
and am so nervous I don't know
what to do. I do not want to sep
arate, for I really love my ha-'
band and want my Utile family
held together I go to hi mother
for everything, and ah takes my
part and Is good lo me. riease
tell me what to do. MRS. F.
Your husband needa to have
something to happen to him. To
think of deserting you In this
manner at thia time! Resist any
ot his efforts lo leav yoe. and
keep hla mother on your side. Do
not be reluctant to nse strong
fheasurea .with him. because a.
man so cruelly selfish and devoid
of parental responsibility deserve
them.
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Dear Mra. Thompson: I love a
young man very dearly and have
gone with him ateady for three
years. Last year I went to col
lege at lhe same place he did and
we were together about twice a'
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