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Sunday. July Iff. 1025.
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in that faith let us to the end dare to do our
duty as we understand it" Abraham Lincoln
MONKEY TRIAL BECOMING BATTLE OF
THE COLONELS .. . .
There are signs that the Monkey Trial at Dayton
will suffer a change of name and go down to history
&s!-ih$ "Baftlf of the Colonels." For Judge Raulston
ha$ conferred! the title of Colonel on Clarence Dar-
rov.- Trujy it is an ill wind that blows nobody good.
So, whether or not the Monkey Trial proves a lasting
boon to mankind, Colonel Darrow will at least have
acquired a handle to his name. '
South of the Mason and Dixon line it is a serious
disability to lack the title either of colonel or judge.
It is so easy to be one or the other that to be either
stamps one as being a nobody minus. Colonel Wil
liam Jennings Bryan already enjoyed the title of Col
onel. He got it from the Secretary of War in 1898,
when fyBre werefmore colonels than 'regiments. '.
Sovivith true Southern hospitality. and that broad
discretion granted to the court in Southern States,
he conferred. the colonelcy upon 'Darrow, expressing
hope that he would "take it home with him."
Having gone so far, the least Judge Raulston can
do is to create Colonel Dudley Field Malone, and
Bainbridge Colby is sure to cut his other engage
' ments and hasten to Dayton for his commission. Then
it will be unfair to overlook Professor Scopes, who,
in spite of being neglected, actually has an interest
in the case being" the defendant, Last of all, to
avoid any phaige of unfairness, the judge must give'
the Monkey 'a tail to hang by. Colonel Monkey
; would be an euphonious address. S. F. Chronicle.
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SUMMER FIRE PERILS CAN BE REDUCED
This country has now entered upon a season
where the least carelessness anywhere in the matter
of fire may sweep away hay and errain fields. hnnSP
and barns, hillside pasture, standing timber and val-
uaoie watershed cover.
The warning against fire cannot be too often re
peated or too scrupulously followed.
The city-bred person has little conception of the
extreme ease :with which disastrous fire may be
started in summer time in the country. The farmer
knows, the forester knows.
For the campers that go into the national forests
there 1S a regulation requiring them to obtain camp
fire permits. Motorists are warned that throwing
of ighted matches or tobacco from moving vehicles
m the country is now penalized by State law
Constant vigilance must be exercised at all times.
"S"r1thetl!natchi8Jout- BuiId no unnecessary
files; clear the ground first: never lPa tv,a M J
attended ; thoroughly extinglish the fire before break-
vamp.
0njy.by.8uch care can the danger of loss of nm
Prty..a.d even of life, be diminished P
An Illinois traveling salesr
g an estate
"tfel towels.
;man mprl loaf
KS,6 esU - - 4oTo
I
MEXl' HIXT
HreakfaMt
Muskmellcn Scrambled Efgs
Poppy Seed Rolls Coffee
Luncheon
Creamed Peaa and 'Pitatoes
Head Lettuce wHh Roquefort
Dressing
Berry Tarts Tea or Milk
Dinner
Doited Potatoes
Creamed Tuna Fish
Cucumbers and Onions sliced
Vinerar
Buttered Beets
Muskmelon with Berries
Iced Tea or Coffee
I Linoleum and kindred floor cover
' Incs should not be scrubbed with a
pail of soapsuds.- but mopped up
with a damp cloth, which will clean
them thoroughly and yet. w ill not
destroy the tlnlsh.
To fill in the crack that appear
in your floor steep white tissue pa
pr in water until It is soft. Then
kiied It thoroughly into a paste with
glue and color it with ochres to
with match as nearly as possible the floor
(on which It li to be used. A.1,1 ,l
cide magnesia anil stuff the mixture
j into the cracks or holes.
j A tiny corner of mint planted with
TODAY'S KKCII'KH I ,he ret of 'he garden will furniih
Roquefort Ireslng Rub the sal- niint sauce for lamb, mint flavoring
ad bowl with garlic, adding a tea-' 'or Jellies and a pleasing garnish fur
spoon sugar, half a teaspoon each summer drink.
of salt and paprika, a dash of black j ;
pepper and a sprinkle of tobasco ; "hen in u hurry to serve baked
sauce or cayenne pepper. Crush a Potatoes, wnik and boil them for
large slice of Roquefort cheese Into ' about twelvi- nilniiies. . Drain. I'm,
fork and 'Ho a hot oven and In ten minute
two table-'Uiey will bo.delicioiislv done li-i,t
nieally. ;..
these flavorings with
blend thoroughly, add
spoons lemon Juice or one of eon
centrated vinegar, then slowly add a
cup and a half of mayonnaise. Serve
on lettuce hearts.
and
Hummer Dessert
Fill one-half a cantaloupe with
hlackberries and stand on ice until
SlfifiKSTIovs l,ou Bre ready for It. . This make. -
Bits of red pimento make an at-! de"50rt as ractlr to the eyes as It
: is aeucious. fiih.r ...(
tractive and tasty addition to cream- i
ed flakes crab, lobster or shrimp
to be served on toast.
may he
Do not add butter, bacon or any
other fat to canned salmon in imifint.
salmon loaf. It is oily enough In
itself. I
used In place of the blackberries.
'iWi
AD
Canned peas mixed with creamed
canned shrimp make an easy and
tempting dish.
When you plan to gather a dish. There are few thing of which
of wild strawberries or raspberries the present generation Is more Just
for dessert pick them with their ly proud .than of the wonderful Im-
uwerB are picked. Wash , Provemcnts whi,
wilu auu piace in a dish or bowl, ' place In al
stems and all. Kprii.f.le them well pliances.
with nnwT?.j ..... i
H."-.... sugar ana ,ei them, It Is natural
uc miiiii me siom.
iih nro dally taking
sorts of mechanical np-
Celery stuffed with peanut butter
and laid on lettuce leaves makes a
delicious salad.
Artificial flowers
with the vnst
velopm-nt t the mechanical world
and gigantic ,iri,,., wlh which It
has a.rvsmced in comparison' with
the slow progress of the mechanical
. oi in, (m,t men should
.. u ,"nat "he end of t,,
iiuve ne-ment lu .. i.
v lm suen can ne easily i, ten,ing
rnnpwpH hv h..k:.. .1.. . ...
. .. , 1IM9 peiais with shot? These
.... fi laimi wnn gasoline. other:
be asking
mighty move-
In what direction
What will be Its up.
Questions generate nn-
t . .1 Wht aort
, .u, cu,e lo any holder successor
of creature Is man'.
In
moment into verv hot' .... .,, . supremacy of the
i water. This will soften the wax .0 r J "
I that It can be easily Inserted. 'n of,en "ebated by
It Is obvious that we ourselves
are creating, our succesors.
We are dally adding to the benuty
and delicacy of their physical organ
ization.' We are daily giving them more
power and supplying, by all sorts of
ingenuous mechanical contrivances,
that self regulating, self acting
which it can predict, will he to
them what intellect has been to the
human race.
Samuel Butler forsees that In the
course of ages we shall find our
selves the inferior race, a race of
machines!
"Inferior In power, inferior in that
moral power of self control, we shall
look up to them (this new rare we
are creating) as the acme of all
that the best and wisest can ran
ever dare to aim at.
"No evil passions, no Jealousy, no
avar. re, no Impure desires will ills-1
lurb the serene might of those glor-J
Ions creatures.
"Sin, shame and sorrow will have,
no pluco among ihem.
"Their minds will be In a stute of
perpetuul calm, the contentment of a
spirit that knows no wants, Is dis
turbed by no regrets.'
"Ambition will . never torture
Ihem. t
"ingratitude will -never cause
them the uneasiness Of a moment.
"The guilty conscience, the hope
deferred, will be unknown to them.
"If they want 'feeding' (by the
use of which very word we betray
our recognition of them as living
organisms) they will be attended by
Patient slaves whose business and
interest It will be to see that they
want for nothing.
"If they are ollt of or,er ,ney
will be promptly attended to by the
Physicians who are horoughly uc
nuainted with their constitutions
If they die. for even these glorious
nlmals will not be exempt from
that necessary and universal con
summation, they will Immediately
'nier Into a new phase of existence,
'or what machine dies entirely In
-very rt at one and the same In
siant?" ""Ibr supposed lhat when the
late of ,, ,, havo. rrlye(1
:; ; h' a,',"'", l -rlbe. mha
win. n" mB ' ,he """'"''
hor"- "'" the dog re to
exil!'" :" r,r,'ba"' 'ontlnue lo
, "'' "' Improve, ,! wl
a'"' 1'ette.r off l his
f domestication under the benefl!
- n,,ef the machine than
in nis present wild state
k'-lness, we give them whatever 8,
What do boys think of lh girl
'who kle promiscuously? What
;iln Uiey think of flappers? What (lo
Mhey think of pelting parlies? It
seeiin lo I"" these questions are all
.werrd from the stutuipiiini of ill
I average boy In respina lo a requsl
ltr lcws on lh aubjeel I appended
jto a letter from a girl who rom
'plained b.'.u 11 o all !"' Insisted on
kllii.
I I hope that Ilia girls who follow
'this column (they are legion!! will
I rend the letter carefully anil Ihlnk
I about it In It are the answers to
j ntany of the questions 1 1 1 y ask inr
' The boy writes:
I Dear Mrs. Thump". m: I read
i THANK YOIVH letter In your col
' umn I cun'l agree with everything
' she says. One thing I ran agree
, with her on la "So li'i." Turn about
Is fair play.
Men who are square and clean de
serve a pur sweet wife. How .many
of ihrm get on? Not many.
Nar!! if a sir! kiss a bny
I th first time he takes her nut. ha
I thinks she does that wlih them all.
Why shouldn't lie? I.ove doesn't
grow on trees. ,
j How many hots ran resist a pret
ty fare with red lips upturned In
theirs? How in any of the same boys
would push the rase If the girl said ;
"No!"? Tho greater per cent would
not. '
perlence leaches us lo be best for '
them, and there can be no doubt j
that our use of meat baa added to
( th happiness of the lower animals,
far morr than It has detracted from
I It, iu like manner it is rea-Miiiahle .
I to suppose that the machines w ill
I treat us kindly, for their rxlstence la'
I as dependent upou us as ours upon
j th lower animals. j
"They cannot kill us and eat us as
we do sheep, they will not ouly r-;
I quire our services in the parturition
of their young t which brand of
: their economy will always remain In
;onr hands) but also In feeding Ihem, I
I in setting tliein right when they are
I sick, and burying their dead or
; working up their corpses Into new,
. machines."
j Thus visions one seer! ,1
I ran bm . . .
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friendship
"How mntir nf a.
flappers hold tin rj
ra young man
sweet girl does?
(Hied lo all h. t ..
but does that meat J
it a girl likes a k,,
giva him a klaa J
Jiigriil avery nlihi
My main kirk b ,J
ting party girls, tt,
liy will agree wlii
girl doesn't have to J
Ing, vie,, to be poaau,
girls who are tanJ
dataa every week, km
true. 1 know, Urii
with them. '
Listen, girl.. ,( o,
life, but get it In a 4KJ
DewerStowes
Tho story Is told of an engraver
in the government printing shop at
Washington who. when th first f
yellow buck gold certificates were
Issued, received his sulury In these
new hills and decided to tnke a trip
to New York.
When paying hla hotel bill he
handed the clerk one of the yellow
backs, whereupon the clerk turned it
over several limes, then refused as
politely as he could In accept ,
saying that he hud never seen such
a bill, and thrught It of no value.
"Why." said Hie engraver, "of
course It's gnoil. I ,uia ( myself."
"That's what I thought." returned
the clerk, us he rang far he house
(letec..e.
. . rnittlly'a ItlaH
Hoar Mrs. Thorapaat
aleuir and on bra lie
1 dead I would ha aJ
tine thing. My brotk
lent. II la it and kaj
Into (rouble, and ht 1
mother's heart. He U
fur ua many times, a
efforts to ksep bias;
and a big expense lag
scrapes, he goes aaaaj
thing you know ht'i
again. Hut each I Ik
he won't misbehave ,
give hint a fresh sir
la so afraid lhat DM
oua trouble lhat ahial
go away. What wo
him? WOltREi
You have all spot'
he waa the only
many girls, and sii
chani- In develop J
through bard knocki
has always been yoai
09. Hard as It mu
your 'nilnda from oi
i 'r a new leaf sJ
broken mother. ltri
vjiiir brother stop psi;
n.ess of manner. JSs
Win iadill his ol
hl'nself nut of his aw
he has lu pay preloa
lb greaitst kindaM
run.' and when hems
hnsn'l you all to (CI
ways'liav will learn
holds every Indlvidhv
routitable for his ostaj
the other hamt,
that you all, tliniart
bringing, share (he ks
weakncsfTof charaiiir:
Cl.ililrt'n'g I'lftoral
Cross (H
Klamath that's the Klamath News
Continues Head
World W.C.T.U.
Miss Anna A. Gordon, of
Evanston, III,, for 21 years tec
rctary of Franco E. Wlllard,
late noted temperance worker,
" re-elected head of the
World'a Womrn'i Christian Tern
ierance Union at its recent con
tention at Edinburgh, Scotland.
Hunliinc Aens
, Word 1. In the fct
Word 4. A beaut""
ajcrilie nn unusually asn
.Word 6. A father or
i Running !)
Word 2. A far catt
Word 3. A garden P
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