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Tupwlav. June 2. 102.1.
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Editorial and Feature Page of Klamath New
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THE KLAMATH NEWS
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OFFICIAL PAPER OF THE CITY OF KLAMATH FALLS
"Let us have faith that right makes might, a nil
in that faith let us to the end dare to do our
duty as we understand if Abraham Lincoln '
TIME TO TAKE STOCK
- Periodically the managers of every successful busi
ness must check their assets and their liabilities to know
where they stand. .What is good for a business is good
for a government. The people of this nation are stock
holders in the greatest business in the world, namely, the
United States government. ; :..i.
Private business must constantly be on; the alert to
prevent bad accounts ; accumulating on' its books. Fail
ure to do this has wrecked many otherwise promising in
stitutions. The people of this country must be diligent
to keep bad accounts (ill-advised' legislation, exorbitant
taxation, public'-officialb and legislators with radical and
visionary ideas) from clogging or destroying the machin
ery of government. Just as bad debts will wreck a busi
ness, so will 'exorbitant taxation, radical legislation and
unbalanced public officials wreck a government.
It is well to take stock of ourselves six months after
the last presidential election. Excitement of the political
campaign is 'passed and all new public officials are in
office. The nation has actually settled down to the first
normal period of activity since the first gun was fired in
the World war eleven years ago. We have what every
other nation in the world is striving to. secure, namely,
sound domestic and financial conditions under a stable
form of government.
Yet we have in this nation today public officials,
teachers and professional lecturers who would, if they
could, undermine the sound basis on which we are op
erating, and substitute in its place obstructive and de
structive ideas which have destroyed the stability, safety
and progress of some of the world's leading nations.
That the people of this nation do not wish to see any
experimental program adopted, was made evident at the
last election. But the work of the agitator never ceases.
.'Hence, our public officials and private citizens must be
ever on their guard to prevent liabilities accumulating in
the affairs, of our government just as the managers of
private business are constantly on their guard to prevent
liabilities creeping into the affairs of private enterprise.
What a great thing it would be if, when our national
congress reconvenes, it would devote itself more largely
to the affairs of government and less to the affairs' of pri
vate citizens and private business than it has during the
recent years.
Never before in the history of the United States was
the labor situation in such a healthy condition. Hours
,are reasonable, and wages are good. We have legisla
tion covering practically every phase of business activity.
The workman is protected. The public is protected.. In
dustries arc protected from unfair competition. Labor
and capital 'are actually working in close harmony, and
workmen through the purchase of the stocks and securi
ties of the industries which employ them, are : haring in
the profits. or losses of such enterprises.
Who is to be benefited by any program which would
tend to unsettle such a satisfactory status The people of
this nation, as a unit, should demand that government
business be permitted to continue along safe, sane and
normal lilies without the disturbing influence of uncalled
for experimental measures and policies which tend to de
stroy the perfect balance which this country is maintain
ing today in its domestic relations.
An inventory of our national affairs will show that
we are in a good condition, and' with proper management
we should continue in the same situation for an indefinite
period into the future.
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Cnfri'i. l ulu. - Mil two riii flour. ' uroiiml. The iiitbJ
j nni. ti'titimim mill. ln lalili''MMmH v.i.lil.' (kr lmllnj
Imicnr. I.'iir l.iipnoii knkllic iw. Ui'inrlul flum.
Wlrr: rtili In ln lnlitf".p'i(iiirt liiiil''ii-.
line ii ml il! milk lo nukn rnthur AttrnM!r(. coukli m
ft diiiu h. Hpri.utl tin. fullimlm a ' till'lr. n pirti k;
inlxluro i n tui unit bukc: Knur ili'iiil niiuar Urn u
liililoHpfinn kiiitiir. IhriM (ulili.HHi(inH 1 miKnr liltiR. K"J fttrn
iliurtinlwt. two talli-iioiiliH flour, "or thi mouth. wklt k
nni tulili'iipoon rliinnnuin. ""'I hilt ilnipt o( tbltik
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nf purpli Irlnj tot
it'll mi. iiiiitii n gin jiim ui pon ,mB ninuthi nrl
or jiiuiiiiana me nmwm onn Anmn sin ol ik nl
man will nniki.. I ntriiwa)', tom timH
AftiT nil. Ilio mviiKK la very clime j ( f (towll .r,,J
tu Uri,. Illilfi'il.
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ADVICEra
Wives ofleu wrie me. conipluin- ih.nk yon enjoy younR people more
Ing that their hiishanils ko out even-'thstn ymi enjoy his rmnpjiny. Your
itiKs ami have ttieni alone. Natur- own attltmlR tnwanl him mny have
ally t!ic-y aro lonely. Csiially. It Is Hun.-.i.-J. l et Kim know that , you
a ease of thouglitlessnjss on the part enjoy his company more than nnv.
of the hu.ihund, or even In.Ilffcr- mn'i ami inni vim m.mi l.i...
tnce. lint 8ometin.es the wife Is to nun h I ... . . .. '.
, , ,. . v. e nre nirnso 10 ran ourselves
Illume. She sujfceats that her bus. . . , I .... ., . .
. , . . . i . I'liiiKii'i-ni'ii. lino inih un eniiKiiieneii
henil taKe her to places where she' K r S'nce vonr nnrrnu dn n..i ' , .
i n.nn jour parents no nm oe. hut few, of us. no nuitt.ir how
.c., uc n.,,,iu ur m.ieu. minn. you need not consult your rational
Or she is never ready when he wants slflter anil brother about Ihe date nii.,n
t0 B"' , Jof your marrhiKe. He married wh. n We hnvo our lurhy roins. our tin
A wife writes me: you like. . luchy Krldays and our wlsh-hones.
Dear Miss Thompson: 1 am a, We have our pnlm-resd-rs und
younR married woman of twenty- U" ",IIM' nerve uu our Kuests (M1r crystal Raiers. our birth oim ns
five. My husband noes out every al '"" e if Possible. I .think four nni wrddiiiK omens.
evenlnK and leaves me nlone. ve:Hf, can easily taka care of' nil cast a hit of sail over
have been married two years. When ' 'wenty five people. The main thliiK ii,p shoulder, still pick up a ill. n
For a slmplt u4 M
der-wrt try luli: Km;
five LailMQu a&4 Mtat
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i-rrrrn-- onmvmiinni '"i "i'is vn..i.-.in.
'a isIim or cup mimt
Two youthful Rnnlli'iueB gulled (m aritli wiliraj
ul the iai:e duor und took out two ,W(M.tin.il buiuui;
chonia misses. The routine, of put- n,-u rly cover hotum
1 1 In k u sooil deal of greenbacks buck n( 0ur b,ure
' flumr w III Isi delicto:
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'rnir'-i-kaaTi
are not Kiven up to super.
Into rlrculnllon Vina lwlni (Inly none
tbroi.Kh. 1 .'
"Would you believe' ll." sudden
ly auikrl one of the Kvill luniun, "we
uro father anil ot?"i ! I
"Thafa unlto all rltlit," atiswer
oreil ono of the chorine, "we're
Kriindinoilier nml KrundduuKhi.'r!"
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Thf' oril Maif
rnuares anil " "'
t'.n. Oni) ntif W
a.h whilr "
urds an lor.H
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Kill liirm ".
n.. , l. the Htt '
Ihe l!rain. H '
our d.'liisloiis
black
I ask him to take me any place he " K''' ,llPn' Hi-rven quickly and horseshoe, still buv
always says. ; "(let dressed and I'll " 11,1 coniiismn. ny not .have concerning broken mirrors.
ha back in a little while." Hut he a T"''"1 "' 'MI. or a baked bam. 'rati., and unlucky Ihlrtecnj.
always waits until about three or '"nmed J(.;:s in putty shell, fresh' K-w of ns take Ihe pnlns to sludy
iour nours niter, uon i you mink ..n. u-s. onions, nun a saiau tin. origin of our cherisheil ronvlc.i
he Is selfish and how can 1 break ""mp Kind: Have either while linns
him of It? lie also goes to road bread or blown, with butter and
houses with tbo boys, he tells me. J' "v Serve potatoes If you like,
In a certain pnrt of Alabaam, a
colored pastor had made, himself.
i extremely ur.popular with bis con-'
ItrcKUtlnn. When his iinpopuh.rlty
I was at Its helchl. Ihn time for the
annual election of preachers came'
Indeed, we have a natural"
repugnance lo so doing. We like lo
continue to believe' what
around. The reverend called his
flock togelher: i
"Uiethereu und alstorn," sulil he,
"all who wauls tnu for their pustorj
for unother year will plcuau auy I-';
No one wished him back, so eon-'
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Could you BURsest some way of 'honifh tlwy are not necessary. An been menuiome,! i. ,i .
maKing line napp.er fur me? My " e "uiii oc excellent, anil of course
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You can tell a sensible woman by looking under her
thumb for a man.
Even when the people get together, the place where
they get it is in the neck. ' . . ,
ind the resentment uronuiwl u.lw.n
husband has a very bad temper, and r,:f"e I ' doul.i Ik cast upon any of our as-
when I ask h!m to do someihing . . 'sumption, leads us In seek .every
........... ...,,e . aynosi ones, ...... rue uie stale tie- ma r of ex use Tor clinging
my head off. He also has threat- Pnmnent of health nt the capital. ' them.
eneilMny life, but he always comes '-'"closing n stamped, Kijlf-addressed . . .
...... rhn i'"h"nirM ttllll 1 IllWayS. '""l "Ml lOr OOOKII't
forgive. Do you think 1 ought to Pre natal hygiene. Also consult a
forgive him so easily'! Rood physldnn. lie will advise you
JOANNA. ."ii oiei. oress and personal by
Wbenever you ask lilin ;io take gi, nn
.o"i ii i-.it ,i
nee. However. Ihn pastor was'
not daunlcd. lie walled for u mii-i
ment and then cried: '
"All ha. silence Klbs consent. I
I'ae yore pastor nnnilder year." I
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"Kfrly-iihlrt" Han rnmn rldlngl
.town Itie innln .n,i,ii t,f I'dftaiu In I
It Is suggested (bat one reason a ,. ,, ,lf llllHt. H ,. r,,llng ,
why superstition has not ye, ,led ,,, wlII, ,.lu.UlA ,,,,. w,
out among let.ere Intelligent ,., waM ,,, ,,, , ,, ,,,
' ' " " ""'"Rious., W1IH i.,llK ,,. punter wti, 0I
you out, Rce that you are all ready'
It.: In conventional
lit
How
married i
to go and do not give him a chance ""' bride should always.be
to go out while you dress. 'Then If '"ll",!'',' 'hail her husband: hut this
he doesn't take you. g alone. 1 1 "'""'
nave no liatienc with a man who! "nf una. I know of cases
.leaves his wife alone. I.ct him see wl"'r" wi.liien more than three yean.
that you can enjoy yourself with- """'r ":11' had a very happy
jout him.. His attitude, about help
jing you might be improved If you
j a re always careful to thank him
; and appear grateful when he does
something. That may. shame him a
little. He as good tempered as you
can, hut do not he Imposed upon.
tnttlesnalie. He dismounted with a:
flourish In front of July nml Aim j
t blldren brought up in an nttuos
phere of credulity rari lv rise r.bove
ill. In Ihe colonial davs In hi.i..... . . ...........
i .limn, swiiggereii in and neuoweo in
sn't mutter. If Ihe persons , . ',"mm"", nnJ' "''- a loud voice: "flimme me fuvorllo
; ' ., , """"r.'"i. ' oi- drink: le. sulphiirle mid, a couple
on .Ma her took an active part In K,,ts arsenic and some nltro
the witchcraft peisei utloiis. The 1 glycerine "
ureal lllackslone. on whose t.ui.li-1 ,iwn,..l bl u .til, r.,ln.
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i , openiy iieciaico that wltchenl
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verb " jrf
livcrer. . . .i
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the CMiep""" . lti
Went A
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Word I.
Anutlwr
'"word W""
'".er. vour son Is !,.. , , .
t" marry In any case ' I K" ,,;m!l'"" '"w and our own are
viand.
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I'K'HIY: (if course. Why wast.
join i,, y,. a Iaan who (a
you?
quavered lh bnrkeep.
an't marry
! KI.lZAHirni C: The only way
jto rcducei weight is to cut down on
sugar, siurches and rich nien i, i;t
I only green vegetables, preferably
uncooked, and certainly not cream
ed. You must not relax from ynr
diet, and you must exercise. (
Smallpox Epidemic
Mated and that he
caused evil.
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, - ',"' ,,M " "0,' "laves g,s rim me out
of superstition. Sir Walter Keoii, flir .
insiance, would not
o.'.i.veu iney: "Aw," said lilrtv-shirt." "I comol
ft oin up on the hills. The tough j
llnrll A. ....
thai ftrlke.
niomtrf' '....aiiUf.
W'urd 7.
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It Is customary
Visit .Melroe V L II I
i Abbey a, night because of super- 1 OI"
Tlirestoni n " """" "'"" nd ghosts. Accepted In School
1 hreatening Dorm , Napoleon had n bo, ror nf hi.,,'1,
cats. I'eter Ihn ('.rent would nor .... .
cross brl.l,.,.- !..... i friends of MisH Hetty Itnmsby.
; ..... '" " Sllllersll-
(hM-clu to The Sens) illoiis fenr.
, HOIiltls, Calif., June 1.-Horrl! "
l threatened will, n epidemic of! Kver aince the heglnnlm.. ,r .,
'sniallpox. One ... oiginning of lime,
I lie ...-.. ... .... ... I "U I. OOll. Illlin ll..a (.. ..I...1 ... .. .. . . . An.'
"' "i ir, Hironir nn.i .,...., P i'miiihii ns in wan v rancisco.
dniighter of Mr. and Mm. M.
Itnmsby, of Khiinnlh Fnlls, will ho
glad lo know Hint ahe hna been nc
eetited Inlo the Masters' school of
I" send a the cr ..... . ' i v" I" man b I Mi. ,.i .....,.... Ae.
n7.,!' .f''.":'", r,""'!'"rdlnK lo Mr. Itnmsby. who return-
' anil necrom- cd recenily from Ihe south, the pro-
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!.,. " rninK housa, who recentlv return. , ., . '""""" ni.oiil fessors of the u,.i)ni WPro dllhlous
. . . -' " Horrls from the s1t,m,..' ... . ' .""""'""'' lulttre.
valley. I. II... r , ' ! . " K II
MRS. A. M.: Ho not be at h . " " more through the
because of this new attitude of their 1,,' ". . . ",""""v'" " I 'lolly newspapers
vour husband's. Melon ..iv... . " " ""- " vaccinated h
in re nas lieen .... : - ......ir Her- is or I iron nmnil..' .t..ftit.nv M ss
gift lo a graduate. Yon ...n .n. ' ' "n" many run lo
Play much taste and . Intelligence ,,,". ' '" '",""'ll""- The snwltellers and sooths;,
your selection of a hook or ., .i w. .. .. ......... ....n no lory, : nncers lo
loday
...ni'iii'illlg pages
nl necepllng one so vonnc Into Hn'i
Look ; aehool, nnd subjected Mls HntnsbVj
ofilo rigid leslM nt the nliinn. which!
1.11. iiiri'or ,ll- u.. ... . . . n n .
U......I. .. . - - . . nii.T iijinncu ll Ml I'll 1.1 V. 1110 coilli.-
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older than you, ho may h" sensitive rpton i . "" in,,!r- vl,'"s '" '"''' t-v.-d o-irenii . I '-nlhs- durnllon. n
.' lu,cr"l'tion at the factory on n... , .... . ' n,H "nd lo ItnniKiv will rem,-., i n.i.....l.nr lo 1
' """ ,r" mls' the 1(1y ,,, " ' "" "'"tness ,,.. VllR, wlll, ,.. ' ' " . " . "
"'f'l . Illlfl n'lll.i.i.l . i i- l(i i niri ii 11 nitllll'
wllhont turbans, nre
ready to Khimalli county high school.
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