Wednesday, April 22, 1925,
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Editorial and Feature Page of Klamath New
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''Let us have faith that right makes might, tn4
in that faith let us U the end dare to do our
duty as vx understand it" Abraham Lincoln
GAMBLERS IN FOOD
u. atrf hrl.'d cf until Ihry happ--:itd
CH AFTER 9
Do you know why f:.;minj is a gambb? Do you
know why honest grain foes up or down in price without
particular reference lo Ihe vorld's hunger?
Do you know why good foods arc classed with wild
cat speculations? The National City bank of New York
undertakes to tell in a recent bulletin. It says that a ris
ing market attracts an ever-increasing number of spec
ulators. They buy on marcrin- The bulletin continues:
'"Profits are made the ba-;:'3 of further purchas9s
until a pyramid of folding is built up on a small original
investment. In short, the crowd that is following a ris
ing market, whether the holdings are grain, stocks, oil
town lots or farming lands, tends to get all of its re
sources up -in options or margins, spreading its capita!
out as thin as possible in order to cover the largest amount
of property, which is expected to go on rising."
I i 1he Jonger the rise, the more the margins, until at
last this-pyramid 'of broad top and narrow base does the
inevitable. It topples. In the meantime the farmer back
on the Oregon wheat ranch - who puts his all into seed
and labor and anxiously watches for a price which will
allow him the cost of production, at least, finds himself
in exactly the same catagory of loss as the purchaser of
stocks in barren oil fields.
, Foods should not be a gamble. Our daily bread
should profit the grower for his labor, the miller for his
grist and the baker for his loaf. But the speculator ought
not to have the power to add one cent.
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- " TAKE OFF THE BLINDERS
ith a .fx ,rian,- at AJ.T.at
hul fc ctii'i , rx:iin n,-ni over
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hurt it rr.:.-!.t hiT bi-n. but If"!
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AiiS ih: ail c. H hal ;
n.r h-a.-d of tsis iirceatly lmmtn.-ru
iov at the Syram-'f or of Mr
o N:11 had-p-.-d coir-.m'tt-. r.ui
ihr ar o njn::) ttainf. A lmti ,
xr.d hi look, of tats.'acilon rvalrl
h h felt.
Thr i onlr on thin I'm aolnd to
Th bunlfn of entrta:r,nnl Ml or .tirk tnT (mjmert Admah, - and thai
Ad.nah: and any nut? Tnry r hi the raienatlon of Sim Canfltld."
k:n. not her. The party had no I KU(Ya you na .upprraa th
monf-r aparaid Into to campa than I mutiny without much hlp." dldd
ivdtramt Ml ay on tth lra : th l aptaln. aulylnit to Imht hi. nyar
Flora 1 couH o hard lauirhin and j ,ho wrppr had louarnt.1 and hun
rhattin. hr on w-t lf. In th hlk, , tattrd flag,
room nyond. I nrl l.af ipandd "Laf!'- rallrd out Aunt nmwnl
tnin in th pr-noe of Uroani and rrom th rornrr whrr .n had hn
Thm I lntnd to gi'f l::m h.-.l. n
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Most persons will admit that political developments
of recent years reveal the glaring shortcomings of our
citizenship. It is hopeful, however, that a new spirit of
inquiry has been aroused. People are asking how Amari
can boys and girls may be better fitted to face the com
plicated problem of politics and civic affairs.
One possible path to improvement proceeds from the
discovery that in only six states Arkansas, Nevada,
;Ohio. Oklahoma, Tennessee and Washington is the
teaching of United States history required by state law.
Especially startling is the fact, revealed by the United
States bureau of education, that, while 1.693,928 boys
and girls in American high schools study English only
329,565 students in those high schools study American
history.
Certainly these facts reveal the need of immediate
legislation in most states to provide the citizens of to
morrow with the knowledge of their country's political
growth and development which they must have if they
are to deal intelligently with the problems they will face
when they reach voting at;e. The makers of future Am
erican history must not be permitted to advance to their
task blindfolded.
LET US HOPE SO
There
is a prospect that we shall havn ,-,.., i
vice of passenger-carrying planes between Boston and
St. Paul this summer. We invented the plane, but we
have lot Europe lead us in air travel as a regular thing.
If we want to hold o'ar own in military aircraft we must
become a flying people. Europe subsidizes commercial
planes. We do not. Let us hope that private enterprise
may succeed without sulidies. Why should an Ameri
can business man to whom time is valuable think more
of flying from New York to Chicago than a British busi
ness man from London to Paris? It is another case of
"get the habit."
Once the number of rooms governed the price of
house. Now it's the number of baths. Flint Journal.
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..iikii a man marries nis stenographer she usually
lading uaiauun. meridian ciar.
his favorite m-phew. He drank pvt
qumutif of Adraah'i cofnic. t 'Un
tie brought out tin pirns, gazed. ugbeO
and rtore! it to his p.x-ki-t.
' I way in to se Jim Au-rhurj .' he
&id fTrn hourof ri'..-ini phili.phy.
Kor this htatrmnt he hid drawn hw
chair n-ar-r and iowend h:s 'Hcv to ft
giant ht-f.
What u;d h ay A lnun wa ,
suddenly ralm j
"Not to m'J.'h. tr' hv another 1
o thm M-v-irar." 'it j(T an end
and spat it into t!ie fin-plae. "Jim's
a funny cuss. Polite and smooth.
always playin' pok'r. R.:ular banker.
He never forfeits that you're pri
dent. Ad: he marks his fmm-rhrad."
"I found the T. ft P. tn the mud and
pulled It out." said Adman. "Has be
forgotten tha ?"
"Keep yer shirt on." Invited Cncle ;
Lafe. "No. he ain't forgot. But he si
beginnin to look round iike a regular
banker. The Principality owns yer
britches. You're a hired man. If Jim
thinksyou're m akin good all right "
Admah stirred as if to speak, but the
shrewd old hog farmer wnt on. "When
I hire a hand I don't like to see him
blowin his wages on a dress suit
takt-s his mind off his work. You re
member that opra tune 'I Drvampt I
Dwelt in Marole Halls" That s a
pretty dangerous dream for a young
feller.'
"Did, he mention CanfleW" broke in
Admah.
"Well, he didn t mention him vrt
of admitf-d him. Ad. that election s
about two weeks off. and you've got a
fight on yer hand..'
Admah smiled like a Tartar chief and
reckoned he had.
"They'll go throuirh ihe hoku-poku
of an election." said I.afe. "but Jim
Attrbury'll be the ballot box. as usual.
He'll be there to make or break you.1
jest by turnm' over his hand. What's
that Mother Goose word? I'oppa
Oander. Well, there's a lot of Poppa
Gander bein' used against you. f'an
fleld Invented It. I guess. Cncle Sim's
blamin' you for the money we lost In
the Lyons k Watterhouse failure. I
know you can explain when the time
comes. But nothing happens but Sim
Can field runs and tdls teacher. And
you know how them bankers are.
They ran get bollin' drunk In private,
hut If a snappy young business man
begins sett in' up late they can't stand
It. It don't look good. Not when
business begins to slides "
' T.tk P. stocks are twenty-one point
hlttherthan when I found "em." AH man
asserted a little bitterly.
"Maybe so. But CanAeM "and
Poppa Gander are at work. Sim's the
boy with the keyhole eye. He knows
how much you owe and how nrjch
Mork you've sold that s bad business
and he calls on Jim every flftern
minutes with a written report. And
now he's boostin BentUy f(Jr presi
dent." "That's funny, too. I put Dentley
In as publicity man. gave him a bigger
salary than he ever heard of," said
dozing over the Life of Benvrnuto
Cellini.
Hey. Sweetie" bawled her husband
"(.lory be. look at the time. Ten
o'clock."
Well, the bent of friend mut part " i
said I'ncle Lafe with a wis- air. as if he !
had just discoveri the maxim. When
he came to his fert the chair, having I
rlapeJ Its wooden arms around his j
bulging hips, came up with him.
' Hell''' he roared.
Don t fly off the handle. Lafe," his
wife besought him.
"I guws there wouldn't be room for
me and Brownie and the chair In the
same Ford." he said as he released him.
' Well, we better be prisin' "n. D'you
think maybe She " in sudden haah-
fulness he polnUKl his thumb toward the
sun-room from whicn Flora s
laughter floated gayly.
Admah found her beside Hunter
O'Neill, empty glaws and a hill t
-itcart-tt stulw on a tray Utw- u them.
The announcement that her guests were
arKjut to go move.) her to a martyred
sinrh. and very dutifully she went to the
door. Aunt Brownie shook hands dis
tractedly, protecting, "It's been very
enjoyable. I'm sure,
. made uni a. s the ki:it li-tge ir r I
old Mm had pl'Td an k r,uU: r
in the king s council c!.ntNr.
Their talk was brief and plrasanl.
Admah had a ferlmg ttat outg
Canflt-ld saw through hi etrry ird
and kmw that th preld.nt of th
T. 4 V. was making hts trnial errand
an finw fr an initMrtarit interview
with the prnk-detit of the I'rimipaltty
Tnist. The olnls new Mt-rrtary
tH'k Admah int-Maice witli a shade of
that patn-mzlrig defi-rt-r if which the
u-rvint of a great lord might show to
the petty chieftain of sonic tributary
state.
On his way to luncheon at the Pick
wick Club he um(1 at the witwlow of
"umniin' )ew elry store. ( iimniiiii
had recently nii.vitl Into t he tn-t corner
of the Principality Building and was
giving hinwlf r'ifth A.nue airs.
His main w indow . rry i!i.tll and
frame! In polished black marhle. was
lineal with grey vrbrt. An rlutoratA
brace lrt -ntrrrd his d:p!u. It w-i,t
built on the principle of a cau-rpdlar
tractor, a numttcr of platinum square
having U-en linked together; Its outer
surface had been set with as many
diamonds as It would hold, compli
mentary to one handsome flat-cut gem.
The town wa proud of Mr. Cummins'
window; but to Admah It gleamed
with an intimate N-rsnhl apt 1.
This was Flora Iec's birthday. , , ,
He couldn't reiiuiiiUr )ut how tlm
subject bad come up. She had been
so delightfully wc't and he had. as
usual, ceased to conider ronvurnces.
Anyhow, it was her birthday . . . she d
be right d Nap pointed if he didn t. . . .
He took two Irresolute step toward
"So niceof you torome. Mrs. Tloltz." Cummins' entrance, then signed arnl
decreed the vastly different Mrs. Holtz
Then on Lafe she turned the same set
smile with. "So nice of you to come.
Captain Holtz."
' Don't nu-ntion It, ma'am." Im
plored old !-afe.
"And I hope you'll come again some
time." This In the voice of an ex
ceedingly sweet charity worker inviting
an orphan to a soup kitchen.
"Thankee, ma'am." replied Captain
, Holtz. "But i don't think we witl '
i For an instant Flora Lee's cheek
fiti-hed under the pale color they
habitually wore. Then she lauirhed
honeMly. It was the first natural
sound she had uttered in Adman's
presence that evening. When he re-
turned from swing the old people off
in their ford he found her standing in
front of the fireplace. She was stiii
lauirhtng.
"The old thing really has a lot of self
respect. han't he!" she exclaimed then
went back to the sun-room, to O'Neill
CHAPTER 70
To continue Uncle Lafe s simile:
The young man who dreamt he
dwelt In marble halls might have
awakened with a start to find that his
dream had been realized. High pillars
would loom over him and carven
cornices and a gilded ceiling: no
Bohemian girl would he sleeping at Ms
side, but a lady of quality, proud and
greedy and extravagant. Then might
he sit up in bed and blink and groan.
thinking of the weight In platinum and
diamonds that his infatuation had cost
him and the bills he'd hae to pay as
long as he kept his marble halls.
Hut Admah Holtz dreamed on. half
awake at times, stirred feverishly
between fact and fancy. We ofton
, w o n f 1 tw hat jj owi o nj pjthcjn i n 1 1 s it
rro BE CONTINUED.
Kitty's To Blame
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FOR the KIDS
The Adventures of
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KaRScay Ann miu Ka&cdv J
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turned lurk.
At th I'lrkwlrlc flub h lunrh
with Wn l' lil h and Harlan Kliik.nl.
cUrw rnrnd a Admah had. sui i-r.1
In the ottlre supply Iiumih'mi had fai-trn.-d
lit 1 1 Win until hi n-. k had
dlsapprarf-d; an in tli da) n rr I'alfrr A
h lau.'hed ra.lly and looki-d up to
Adn.ah a a hrro amonir nirn. Kinkrad
wa. M-rawny and Imld: a palrh of hair
r.-nialni-d likr a ftmpl to nhow that lift
had niirr u-n rr.l liradi-d. A Sat. lima
hy hirtti. hn .hym-Hs and Indrprti'li-tirA
had mi'lr him rathrr unpotmlar In th
i'li kwl. k f 'luh; Hi..ihly that In why h.i
had -"iiik'ht out Adniali llollr.. I'n lil...
and Kink'-ad wen- th sort ou mrrt at
the rluti only: rnd iH-mu thry rro
mutually intrrr-sn.l in thr T. p.. It
wan not rtranutt that Admah nhoiilil
hav a-kr.r Say. whi n did thl younic
fanfl.-ld g-t lo Im the Coloiirl s wrt-tary?-'
-Ilt-'i tx-cn with the Prlnrlpaiity
rleht mrt of a tlm." aald Wrn.
"Th Colonrl took him on last month. "
" II looks mlRhty capalil," admitted
Admah.
"Sim CanBcld think, o," tali
Kinkad drily.
"Would that Influrnre the Colonrl"
Admah waa working Into the rltM of a
Jack lalmon. and frlgncd Indlltrrenre.
' Polon aflccta most of u," replied
Einkead.
Admah had opened hlii mouth f.,
another and lamer question whin h
was aware that a rolored pait-hoy
as ri'iuitlnK Mr. ll.iltz to come to
the telephone: wherefore Mr. Ilnltr.
followed to the iKioth and heard a
pret'y driiwl rotne over wire, it wan
o like Hora l.ee that lie revpn,e.
Hello, datlln'." only to lie rut off witli
a quicker, harder tone.
".Siitm-onc hat lu-rn t-ntmg frnni
pmlillr: NinH'tiiu' has bi-i-n t-atnig from
puddlr!" A loud imgiy viiifi- cried.
Kaggi'dy Ann untl Unggi'dy Andy and Gin.
bugaboo wi-rr the oih-h who had bren rating th.
n i rt iuii. i nry nan rateii no much of th f,.
hich was made of tht-rrirn and strawbt-rriei
of thi- chocolate, which was made with nutiij.
i not run away.
' So hero, coming toward tht-m, was a U
'he larrii-tl a long stick.
M'nieoiH' nan nn-n eating my ice rrnn t
f-nnu-otip hns bet-n fating from my ire errant By
rhntitfil us h- walkptl right up to the four friend
i.ti an-!" the tall thin man cried as he kv d
a r.um uiunip wiui ins long hick.
Of course, thin did not hurt Raggedy And;
gin. for he vi as Muffed with cotton. "1 am
, iinj-ry man did not hit liilly Imp. or the buflld
Andy thought to himself.
Hut an he thought thin, the tall, thin,
to thump Cilly Imp with hin long Htick. butCaj:
out of the way. Th.-n the tall, thin, angry mint.,
the bugaboo with hi long stick, but the bugibut
of the way. 1 hen the tall. thin, angry mwli
gedy Andy again.
11a, na. na . iiaggeny antiy laugntd ui
'backwards. "That tliiin't ht?rt a teeny weenjte"
tall, thin man thumped K.tggedy Andy no ivi
stitches rip out of Kaggi-tly Andy'n rag hrdis.
stuck out. "Now then. Mister! See whitjr:
Haggedy Ann crii-d. "Aii n't you ashamed of tr
"Is that cotton slicking out of his hed!"':
man asked.
"Vest it is!" Raggedy Ann replied. "AndfK
take Raggedy Andy home and new it up witl.
' threatl. That"s what you will have to do!"
"Ha. ha. h!"tr:
ed. "I nhal tak';
take all the cotti'
anil use it to main
my bed. That'i i
rlo!" And he emit
Andy and .started')
him.
Raggedy Ann is:
anil the bugaboo
tall, thin man, butfr
catch him. HerJ'
and .slammed ul
door behind hi
climb in the windor
Ann shouted to Cillv Imn antl the huiraboo. Si
Imy and the bugaboo ran and kept the tall, ti
locking the windows, K.-tggrdy Ann ran back to -
mud puddle for the long .sword which Jack, tht
, had given to Raggedy Andy. When she rctur.
: sword, the tall, thin man had all the window at
locked tight. And as the doors were madeofir
! Ann broke the sword all in pieces trying to cut o,
"Aha!" the tall, thin man cried through fr
, "Did you ever get left?" Hut Rafnedy Ann cill
:and the bugaboo to one .side and whispered to 4
I the three took the tall, thi n man's wheelbirro'
j shovels and ran to the ice cream mud puddle.
I Then they wheeled the ice cream and pil
the tall, thin man's house until the inside of the k
! covered with frost.
"How do you 'snect me to take the cotton
Andy when it is so cold in here? " the tall. tWl
"We will make it still colder if vou do not
iAndy out!" the bugaboo cried. So the man 1
had to brinir Katrtrixlv A,wiu "And as
warm, you shall sew m. u n 00 n
cried as he cave the m-m . an. h ihnmn it
so much warmer. So the tall, thin man got1
thread find sewed nn th he had done,
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