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PERSHING'S LAST MESSAGE
EDITORIAL
UNDESIRABLE VOTERS
Ths hue and cry. "Get m out
to vote" seems aomewhat over
done. Of course everyone should rote
and lt'a a pretty safe bet that
everyone worth while does gel
out and vote. Naturally there
are sometimes conditions wh.ch
legitimately preTent a man or
woman from rot In g. but thoae
who deliberately do not Tote are
not desired voters because they
nave automatically classed them
selves as poor cltiiens.
To force those people to vote
would be to force an Inferior gov
roment on the people because
they would vote without proper
thought or even viciously because
of the force being used.
It should be made possible for
very person who values his clt
Isenshtp enough to vote to have
sufficient time to visit the poll
ing Place and cast his ballot. Provision-should
be made to assist
those who have difficulty in get
ting away from' their work or
home so that they can easily
get to the polls.
nHjlrillnn Tirlor to election
day should be made a positive.
requirement to quaiuy a vo
ter. The swearing In of unreg
istered men and women as voters
Is frequently used to aid corrupt
Interests; It la rarely tor the
best . interests of a community.
The person who does not take
the necessary advance time to
register and then go voluntarily
and vote woud be and Is a liabil
ity - rather than an asset to the
citfxenshlp of the country.
The interested ottlien Is the
worth while cltlsen.-
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This is General John J. Pershing's last official
message to the American people. The retiring chief
of staff is seen here addressing the throng that at
tended Washington's defense day exercises. His
talk was broadcast throughout the nation.
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1 JUST FUN 1
Press OpnaiioEs
LlUle Boy Mother. Is It true
that sheep are the dumbest ani
mals? Mother (ahsent - mtndedly)
Yes. my lamb.
A roan who had married the
daughter of a rich biscuit-maker
was accosted by a friend In the
street and congratulated on bis
marriage. "So you nave taken,
not the cake, but the biscuit this
time?" said the fr'end.
"Yes.! answered the other,
"and the tin with it."
Ralph De Palma
Breaks Record
Oakland Trfbune Some men's
Idea of an art collection Is a
'windshield full of stickers.
Detroit News Some persons
know where the children are at
sight; others only think they do.
St. Joseph News-Prees--Many
persons who pass for optimists
are. merely too lazy to kick.
Baltimore Sun The old time
critic was wasteful. He employ
ed 400 words to say what mod
erns mean by "blah."
Boston Transcript -Th "full
dinner pall" may be all right, but
the iasue that this country is
really interested In U the full
gasoline tank.
San Antonio Light There are
said to be 24 political parties In
Germany now. In this country
we have only two the Ins and
outs. .. ,
Phltidelphla Enquirer The
old-fashioned . man who used to
blow out the gas now has a
grandson who starts up his en
gine in a closed garage.
Boston Transcript II a v I n g
now consented to pay her debts.
Germany wiU begin, like an hon
est citizen, by borrowing some
money. .
Kansas City Star It Is be
lieved that if the dare-devil
makes the trip over Niagara
falls safely In a rubber hall, he
will next try a grade crossing In
Ford.
Mom I heah dat Sam Johns
tng done got ass-t ixlated. '
Ephralm No sech thing. He
was kicked in de etummlck by a
Jackass, dat was all; but it sul
tingly did fix him.
Mose Ain't dat jost what I
said in the fust place a ss-4 Ixlated?
JudKe Brown Well, Ephralm.
what are you preaching to your
flock these days? I bear you
are making a mighty stir.
Ephralm Well. suh. yassar. I
Is. I gives It to 'urn dls way:
Futly, I tells 'urn what I'm
gwine to toll 'urn. den I tel's 'urn
what I said I wuz gwine to tell
'urn. and den I tells 'urn what 1
done lole 'em. Dumb Animals.
A druggist was aroused one
night by the violent ringing of
his front door bll. Looking
out of the window he saw a
young girl In evening 'gown.
"What's the matter, miss?" he
asked. "Has anyone been taken
111?"
"Oh, no!" came back in sweet
ton; "but I'm dancing at the
ball close . by, and I've run out
of rouge."
"Indeed!" snorted the dis
gusted druggist. "Im sorry,
miss, but I never keep enough
rouge in stock to cover a cheek
like yours!" Royal Magazine.
Kansas City Star We know a
man who says If he could have
the privelege of painting all the
detour signs in this country, he
would not care who made the
flivvers. , f
Anaconda Standard No
sooner does one man see what is
ibest for the country than an
other man ees it differently and
everybody . accuses everybody of
being not a man of vision but a
visionary. .
Lnsttena It This
"Da 'he day's work, if it bj
to protect the right of the weak,
whoever objects, do it. If it be
to help a powerful corporation
better to serve the people, what
ever the opposition, do that. Ex
pect to be called a stand-patter,
but don't be a stand-patter. Ex
pect to be called a demagogue,
but don't be a demagogue. Don't
hesitate to be as reactionary as
the multiplication table. Don't
expect to build up the weak by
pulling down the strong. Don't
hurry to legislate. Give admin
istration a chance to catah up
with legislation." President
Calvin (oolidgo.
knottier record has gone by the
boards. Ralph De Palma. the
veteran racing pilot, sent a stock
Onrysler six around tne dirt
track at Ran Luis Oblapo In the
phenomenally fast lime of 53:5
seconds for the mile, and 4 min
ute 29 seconds for the five-mile
Jaunt, or an average of 6 8-10
miles per hour.
This Is the same car in which
De Palma hutered the Mt. Wil
son climb record and the stiver
haired star of the speedway be
came so impressed with the per
formance of the Chrysler that he
now uses one for his personal us
In driving around the country.
J. E. Howie, of the Howie
Motor Co.. local distributors. Is
highly , pleaaed with the new rec
ords achieved by De Palma In
California, at the wheej of the
car which he handles, but states
that the Chrysler, In the bands
of ordinary owners, is slrlnpr the
same satisfactory performance as
the one which De Palma drove In
his two most recent times-shattering
trips.
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IX VIHALIA. CAI.IHIKNLl
Csrl Adams, who was superin
tendent of the water service for
the California Oregon Power
company In this city for a num
ber of years, but who left here
about three years ago, was killed
In an automobile accident at
Vlealla, Calif, last week accord
ing to Information Just recclvod
here. Adams was well known
here having made many friends
In this community during bis
residence and work among the
Klamath people. He was 49
Klamath people. He was id
years of age.
I. O. O.F.
Klamath Lodge No. 137
Meets every Friday night; Carl
Sandell, N. 0.
Prosperity RebekaU Lodge No.
104 Meets first and third Thurs
days; Mrs. W. D. Cofer, N. 3.
Ewauna Encampment No. 46
Meets every Tuesday nlcht; Mau
rice Leslie, CP.
Crater Canton Meets every
Wednesday evening; W. C. Wells,
Commandant.
LITTLE E. T.,
LOVED CHILD
PASSES ON
All Illy In Morrow Whxu . .
Hnc Coiuiiiuiilir
I'llMs E. T.. two and . htlf
I. uivan of 111, paM(1( Bw .
Medford about 11 u'cWk "'J,,,9,
day morning. ' 1 '
The little lad hd lnrn ikn
to M.dford becuas of thrZ
trouble and friend, vt.".
ly hero and at Illy bHIeved thai
he wa cttlng along, very w.
when word of the daih
'. -1 r.h"d ,n "U ,h" l'r c.,,n.
i7 mg more mends than "E
T. who bore. the loltlss .i
popular designation of his fthr
being universally called "K. T.':
The cMldlsh laurhter aftH
friendly greeting of the youns'
ster will Im mlasrd by all hiv
and scores of friends In othrr
places for he was a Juvlal lad
and todiy there Is grief In many
homes where this baby boy ,0
frequently in the past rom.pd
with laughing Joy.
Funeral arrangnmcnts win u.
made today. The services will
probably be held here In Kiam
ath Kalis but wherever huld prae.
llcally all of Bly' populitlon w,U
be present to Join the sorrowing
parents In the last rites for the
loved child.
SUMMERS
SUM M Kit. Sept. 14.-(arrle
May Fryrear returned from the
Klamath ' General boapltal In
Klamath Falls last weak where
she was operated on for apppn
dlcStl. She la getting along
nicely but will not be able to re
turn to school for some time.
L. A. West Is confined to the
bouse with a lame back caused
from a severe strain.
Warren Patterson has sold
most of bis farming Implements
snd stock and will leave In a
( d,. f3r o.-ssu I'iM hcre
they will make their future
home.
The high school bus Is not very
popular with the high school stu
dents st present snd It Is hoped
that the board will provide a
more comfortable means of trans
portation. Several ranchers In this com
munity are putting up a third
cutting of alfalfa and are getting
a good yield In spite of the hetvy
frost of the past, few nights.
This hay makes the best feed ob
tainable for cows.
Mr. and -Mrs. T. B. Wallers
and family spent Sunday at Lake
of the Woods.
Mr. and Mrs. Waller Weet en
tertained F. C. Nlckle of the News
at dinner last Sunday.
C. Chorpon4ng who has ben
Hvtnjr n Chllotjuln for n.e
time purchased ten acres of the
Will Ktel ranch and will build a
home on It In the near future.
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