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Py known showers
Possessed of diabolic powers,
So the could alter in a trice
From cold to ot or steam to ice.
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thing on him.’
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what’ worse, 8 long shotcame in
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tooth but I can’t
can
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“Well, do as my mother did,”
the father replied. “Stick your fit-
ger in his mouth and feel.”
When he saw-her shocke look,
course,
he quickly added: “Of
“Mother: always boiled. her finger
— Shotwell
first.”
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Sombrero
—Frances Benson
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was
get him to open his mouth
there
a
pan
mothe
told -her husband:
to be
Captain.
wa on named
CAP-tain! Get it? I bet every-
fourt
me mix-
Galbraith
ly cautious in bringing up her
infant. Visitors were require to
wear
surgical masks and disin-
fectant. was’ spraye around the
room
periodically. One day she-
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name Hat
yell
plummet
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The young
bettor sat discon-
hats, women’s
hats—
about
hats, funny hat When I got to
the track, I looked for a horse
fit
Bully
n
er
blue,
solatel with his friend describing
his terrible da at the track.“And
I felt so lucky this morning,” he
said, “I had dreamed all night
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frozen
well
agonize adagio from it!
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four
children off to
Now she looked out
snow
a three-day
an to her horro saw that it was snowing
she rushed to the telephon and: called the
mother
sent her
“veceas.”
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station.
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—Herm Albright
nounce there won& be any home today?”
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tomorrow. mornin watch how these new
buttermilks puff up. Fluff out. Sizzle to a
golden brown. Betty Crocker New
Pancake Mix Reach fo it!
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stir-
«pirat, could
you lend
me
a
dime for the
Family Weekly,
parking meter?”
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