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Friday, Dec. 27, 1963 rage 8
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A833
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A A76
VK54
KQ104
Q92
Both vulnerable
Sooth West North East
1 4 Pass 6 Pass
Pass Pass
Opening lead V Q
He's Still
Complaining
By OSWALD JACOBY
Newspaper Enterprise Assn.
The classic nine spot false- '
caid was made by Harry Fish
bein o( New York some 20
years ago. Or maybe it was 30
years ago. Harry has been play- 'k
ing for a long time.
In any event, it was before
the days of scientific bidding
and South arrived at six dia-
monds in two shakes of a i
bridge player's tale.
Harry won the opening heart
with the ace and returned the
jack of spades. South won with
the ace and laid down the king
of diamonds. West played the
five and Harry dropped the
nine.
Soulh continued with the
queen and is still complaining
about his tough luck. He is jus
tified even though at least 20
years have gone by. Not be-'
cause of the bad break in
trumps, but rather for tile bad
break in opponents.
Had Harry simply dropped
the six or seven of spades South
would have reasoned: "If West
started with four trumps to the '
jack-nine I won't be able to
make the hand. If East started
with that annoying holding I can
simply lead to dummy's ace.
West will show out and I will
have a proven finesse."
When Harry dropped the nine
all this changed. Now South
could play his queen and if Har
ry showed out there would be
a proven finesse against West.
It looked as if East was more
likely to be short in trumps
than West and South fell into
the trap.
27
Q the bidding has been:
North East Sooth West
Pass
Pass
2
3
7
Pass
Pass
Pass
You. South. ml1-
4AJ43VA KQ744KJ52
What do you do?
A Pass. Yoor partner
4oesn'thave four diamonds. He
doesn't have moch of a hand.
He obviously has something- in
hearts. Settle for the sore rame.
TODAY'S QUESTION
Yon open the bidding with
one diamond, holding:
AQ8 V2 4-KQJ7 6 AQ4 2
Second hand overcalls. with
one heart and it is passed
around to you. What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
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