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On Bridge
They'll Do It Every Time
By Jimmy Hatlo
Frl., Dec. 6. 13 Page 4-B
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A 943
V 6
1098 3
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A 62
V AQJ10 9
AKQ
AKQ
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East
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Thinks
Too Late
By OSWALD JACOBY
Newspaper Enterprise Assn.
North wanted to pass his
partner's three heart bid. He -knew
that ho was supposed to
bid and finally decided to go
ahead cn the theory that h i s
partner would really be upset
if North's pass of a forcing bid
should cost a game.
South ruffed the third spade
and remarked. "Partner. I'm
Flue glad you had confidence in
me." Then Sni:lh proceeded to
play the ace and queen of
trumps. West let the queen of
trumps hold and now South
commenced to study the hand.
The study did him no good.
There was no way he could
avoid the loss of two more
tricks. South cut the cards for
the next deal and complained
bitterly about his bad luck in
getting a 4-1 trump break.
There is no question that
South was unlucky. Trumps
usually break 3-2 and if they
had broken that way South
would have galloped off with the
rubber.
However, South should have
made his contract in spile of
the trump break. He should
have done his thinking before
he led tlie ace of spades, not
after he had run into that 4-1
break.
lnthr.t case South would have
led the queen of trumps at trick
four. West's best play would be
to duck whereupon South would
have continued with the jack.
If West ducked that also Soutli
would lay down his ace and
play diamonds and clubs until
West ruffed whereupon South
would claim the balance.
If West took the second
trump he would either have to
put .Scuth righ'. in with a dia
mond or club nr give him a
chance to ruff the fourth spade
w ith dummy's eight of trumps.
Either way South would have
been starting a new rubber.
O. The bidding has been:
North East South West
1 Pass 1 Pass
1 V Pass 1 A Pass
3 Pass ?
You, South, hold:
A J43 VA6 5 AKQ7 4 8 2
What do you do now?
A Bid three hearts. Thin is
a temporizing- bid to see what
your partner will do next.
TODAY'S QUESTION
Your partner goes to four
hearts. What do you do now?
Answer Tomorrow
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