Jacob
On Bridge
WEST
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7S
44
NORTH (D)
A None
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KJ
EAST
4K10
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4KQ85
J853
SOUTH
A J8T
A 10 5 3
4
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No one vulnerable
North Eut Sooth West
1 Pass IV 3
4 Pen S Pass
6 f Pass Pais Pau
Opening lead A A
Bachelor Finishes
Furry 'Rival
5-Card Suit
To Respond
By OSWALD JACOBY
Newspaper Enterprise Assn.
When you hold 11 high card
points it is correct policy to re
spond with a five card suit, rather
than a four carder even if you
have to go to the two level. If
South had followed this rule and
responded with two clubs. West's
three spade bid would not have
embarrassed North. He could
well afford to come in with (our
hearts and North would have be
come declarer at the heart slam.
As it was, the three-spade bid
put pressure on North, but he
came through nobly, or at least
successfully. He bid four clubs
on a three card suit, and jumped
to six hearts after getting a
raise to five.
West opened the ace of spades
and after ruffing with the deuce
of trumps, South went into, a long
huddle to plan his play. If you
look at all the cards you can
see that several lines of play will
work, but South could not see
the East-West cards.
He decided that it would be
just too hard to make the h a n d
against a 4-1 trump split, but
that he would have no trouble
against a 3-2 split, provided all
the clubs weren't bunched in the
East hand, and that West did
not hold four to the jack.
After this decision play went
quickly. South came to his hand
with a club, ruffed a second spade
in dummy, cashed dummy's king
of trumps, overtook the queen
with his ace, pulled East's last
trump with his ten-spot, and led
a club to dummy's king. West
showed out and South was able
to finesse against East's jack.
' He would lose a spade at the
finish, but the slam was made.
Q The bidding has been:
North East South West
1 4 Double Redou. 2
Pass Pass 4 A Pass
5 A Pass ?
You, South, hold:
KJ7S VAQ854 K2 3 2
wnat do you do?
A Pass. Your partner is in
viting a, slam and while you
know there is aomethinr phony
boot East's takeout double. It
looks as if your partner has two
club losers. You also have two
elab losers, so the slam is not
coins" to make aiainst a club
lead.
TODAY'S QUESTION
Instead of bidding five spades
your partner bids five clubs over
your four spades. What do you
do in this case?
Answer Tomorrow
By ANN LANDERS
Dear Ann: I am a middle
aged bachelor. Several months
ago I began to keep steady com-
i p a n y w ith a
widow. She
loves cats and
has two a
silver tabby and
a rather fluffy
one.
1 never cared
for cats and I
resented her
paying so much attention to them.
On two occasions she asked me
to drive her to the vets with a
sick cat and it spoiled our plans
for the evening.
Last week the fluffy cat was
sitting in the middle of the drive
way as 1 arrived. I was going
slowly and could have stopped
but 1 kept right on going. Yes,
I killed the cat.
My friend appeared at that
moment. She became hysterical,
picked up the dead cat as if it
were a child and screamed for
me to leave and never come
back.
I'm sorry I killed her cat, but
it was only an animal and I
fail to see why she carried on
like a maniac. My brother says
if she is so nutty that she would
break up our friendship over
this, it's a good thing I didn't
marry her. What is your opin-
ion?-X.X.Z.
Dear X.X.Z.: What a hideous.
unspeakably cruel thing! Y.o.u
intentionally killed your friend's
little pet. In my book you are
a sadistic nut who should seek
psychiatric help. And take your
brother along with you.
Dear Ann Landers: Two years
ago when our daughter Lucille
was 12 years old she began to nag
me about being allowed to date.
I told her she could date at 14.
To be honest with you, Lucille
was a sensible, mature 12-ycar-
old and I felt certain that two
more years would see her a
grown-up young lady.
Well, she will be 14. in three
weeks and I realize I made a
mistake. The girl is immature.
undefendable and untrustworthy.
I ve asked her repeatedly to
phone me when she plans to go
somewhere after school. She oft
en "forgets" to call, and I worry
myself sick until she walks in at
6:30 and says she went to the
library.
Her room is like a pig sty. She
must be told 10 times to sew on
a button or mend a hem. I gel
so li tod of nagging her to do
the supper dishes that I often do
them myself.
Lucille constantly reminds me
that I promised she could date at
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14 and now I must keep my word.
Please help me do the right
thuig.-KRANTIC
Dear Frantic: You've already
made one bad mistake. Don't
make another now.
Tell Lucille you expected her
to be ready to date at 14, but
she is not ready and therefore
you can't allow it. Explain that
privileges entail responsibilities.
When she behaves in an adult and
responsible manner she will be
accorded adult privileges. Outline
in detail what you expect of her
from A to Z. Tell her you will
will be watching for improve
ment. And give her every break.
Dear Ann: I wonder if people
who arc forever borrowing rea
lize how much bother they are'.'
t suppose an easy way to get rid
of such pests is to say you don't
have it. This is fine for flour
and milk and butter and eggs,
but what about a vacuum sweep
er, a steam iron and a floor
polisher which they know you
do have because they ve b o r
rowed these items before?
These people can afford the
necessities. The problem is, how
do I say no without alienating
them? Perhaps if I were a bor
rower mvself I would be more
sympathetic but my husband
taught me long ago that a bor
rower is a poor manager. Can
vou suggest a tactful out? BOR
ROWED OUT
Dear Out: Some people aren't
irritated by borrowers, in fact
they are happy to help a friend.
It's apparent, however, that you
are irritated. So tell them: "Sor
ry, but I'm through lending
things." If people cross you off
their lists because they can no
longer use you, ynu haven't lost
much.
Communitij- Jl
!j; Calendar ; X.
I TUESDAY Vi V- I
SWEET ADELINES, 8 p.m.
meeting, VKW Hall.
AMERICAN LEGION ALX.
Unit 8, 8 p.m., business meeting.
Legion Hall.
MERRILL CHAPTER WOTM,
8 p.m., initiation, Merrill recrea
tion hall. Officers wear formats.
MALIN HOME EXT. UNIT, 8
p.m., meeting, "Color in the
Home" lesson, Malin Park Com
munity Hall. Year books distribut
ed.
YMCA SWIM, 7:15 to 8:15 p.m.,
rental period; 8:20 to 9:20 p.m.,
general public swim.
WOTM, 8 p.m., Moose Heart
chapter night, Moose Home. Bring
gifts for Moose Heart, Moose
Home. Wear formals.
ALL A MACE SKI CLUB. 8
p.m., meeting, county library. Old
and new members. Refreshments.
FALCON HEIGHTS PTA, 7:30
p.m., meeting, teachers' recep
tion, auditorium.
POLLY'S POINTERS
Time Twist
POLLY CRAMER
Newtpoper Enterprise Assn.
Steps Taken To Ease Moving Burden
When New Roads Oust Land Owners
WEDNESDAY
PLAYERS' CLUB. 7:30
meeting, Legion Hall.
p.m.
MacArthur Gets
Masonic Medal
NEW YORK 1UPH General
Douglas MacArthur, 83. stood at
soldierly attention for 15-minutes
Monday to receive a medal in his
suite at a New York City hotel.
MacArthur, despite his' ad
vanced age, refused to sit down
during the long ceremony of
presentation of the 1963 Masonic
Distinguished Achievement Medal
and insisted on standing at attention.
Nattily dressed and looking
chipper, the general, who became
a 33rd degree Mason in 1947, told
a small gathering: "I accept it
as a symbol of those nameless
thousands who have contributed
to this great order.".
YMCA SWIM, 7:15 to 8:15 p.m.
handicap swim; 8:20 to 9:20 p.m.
adult women swim.
MIDLAND GRANGE, 8 p.m.,
meeting, Grange Hall.
RUMMAGE SALE, Women's
Missionary Society, First Church
of God, 8:30 a.m. to 5 p.m., old
Reliable Cleaners building.
ZULEMA NILE CLUB, 1 p.m.,
luncheon meeting, 10 a.m., bridge,
Winema Hotel.
CARPENTERS' AUXILIARY,
7:30 p.m., business meeting, La
bor Temple.
BUENA VISTA EXT. UNIT.
a IYI cnlnt in bimp .nrniept
potluck lunch, Joan's Kitchen,
fairgrounds.
MERRY MIXERS, 7:30 p.m.,
beginners' square dance class.
Merry Mixer Hall, Pelican City.
Evervone invited.
DEAR POLLY Due to arthri
tis, I do not nave strengtn enougn
in my fingers to wind my
watch, so 1 use a spring-type
clothespin. Clip the pin to the
watch stem at the small nocn
in the pin, and wind round and
round with your finger. When it
is tightly wound the pin
come, right off. C.J. P.
DEAR POLLY Whenever 1
took my little girl out of the
bathtub, she kicked and
screamed, as she wanted to play
longer. It was almost impossible
to dress her. My second cnua
cacted the same way. One day
the idea came to me to let the
water run out of the tub while
she was still in it- After the water
is gone, she is more than willing
to get out of the tub, and with
no tuss. MRS. W.R.S.
DEAR POLLY' Long-nosed
tweezers are a perfect compan
ion for your sewing machine
equipment. They can be used to
pull out threads stuck in the bob
bin. And, when you leave your
crocheting, a tiny gold safety pin
fastening .the last stitch will save
pulling out part of the work, or
of having a young "helper" do it
for you. MRS. E. J.
DEAR POLLY My cutwork
banquet cloth requires careful
handling when it is laundered.
I wash the cloth with mild, pure,
cake soap, then rub the damp bar
all over the cloth until it is well
covered with soap. Hang the
cloth in the bright sunlight until
it is dry, wash all the soap out.
After the cloth has dried again,
it will come out white as snow.
It is not necessary to usa hieh.
WUl'nowercH hleflrhps and slrone
soap to make it white. Though
my cloth has been used on brides'
tables and for formal teas for
15 years, it still looks white and
bright as new. MRS. M.E.H.
GIRLS I had amazing results
with this "really new to me"
trick. The frail wide lace border
on a small cloth that had not
been used for years and had
yellowed became truly snowy
while. POLLY
DEAR POLLY We learned
quite by accident that a litle
tot too small to blow big bubbles
will have a great success if he
stands in front of the air condi
tioner. You will sopn think you
have a young Lawrence Wclk
he is so surrounded by flying
bubbles.-FERN
GIRI.S My young grandson
was delighted but his mother was
not quite so thrilled with the
bubbles blowing here and there.
-POLLY.
HERALD AND NEWS, Klamath Falls, Ore.
Tuesday, October I, 1963
PAGES
WASHINGTON (UPD - Feder
al and state governments are tak
ing action to sottcn the blow suf
fered by the property owner who
must move his home or business
to get out of the way of a new
highway project.
Congress last year enacted leg
islation authorizing the use of
federal highway funds for the
first time to help reimburse dis
lodged owners for some of their
moving costs.
The law provides a maximum
$200 payment for residential re
location and $3,000 for business.
However, the payments cannot
be made unless the state passes
legislation authorizing them.
The Bureau of Public Road:
said that since the effective date
of the law Oct. 23. 1962 all
state highway departments have
set up machinery for giving re
location advice.
19 Taken Action
And 19 states actually have
taken the appropriate statutory
action to authorize reimburse
ment for moving costs. These
are: Connecticut, Hawaii, Mary
land, Massachusetts. Minnesota,
Nebraska, Nevada, New Jersey,
New York, North Dakota, Ohio,
Oregon, Rhode Island, South Da
kota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont,
West Virginia and Wisconsin.
About half of these already
have made -cside-.tial relocation
payments duriiv the six months
the program has been in opera
tion. Payments averaged from
$10 in one state to $300 in another.
( In the case of the higher aver
age, the state must be putting up
the extra $100 since federal funds
cannot be used only to pay up
to $200.
In addition, information from
the Bureau of Public Roads indi
cates that five states have made
payments to business property
owners since the program was
authorized last October.
The business reimbursements
Your usoblt discards will help
ui to help others. Don't throw
'em oway.
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"Seroing the Entire Klamath Basin"-
339 PINE
KIAMATH FAttS, OREGON
covered 17 projects and the pay
ments averaged statewide from
$34 to $2,000.
Bureau records show that dur
ing this six month period, about
23,000 residential and business
properties had to be relocated to
make room for a highway going
through.
This new program to make
life a little easier for the man
dispossessed by tlie highway de
partment will be administered
on the local level. As in the case
of other aspects of the federal
aid highway program, Washing
ton supplies the money and the
states decide how to divvy it up.
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Monday, September 30, 1940 Hunters who bring in
their bucks before Sunday were urged to take them to
the S.P. depot by 7 a.m. Sunday to be hung in a huge
display for pictures ot the time the Wilkie special train
goes through.
Tuesday, October 1, 1940 Going back to school with
other members of the younger set will be Barbara Bigger,
daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Ray Bigger, 1419 Canby
street. Miss Bigger will resume her studies at Oregon
Slate College where she is affiliated with Sigma Kappa.
Wednesday, October 2, 1940 Mrs. David R. Von
denburg entertained at her home on Washington street
for members of her supper club. Bridge was played with
high score held by Mrs. Dick Reeder, low by Mrs. Mar
vin K. Lucasi and traveling to Mrs. George Clark. Mrs.
Lucas will entertain in a fortnihgt.
Thursday, October 3, 1940 Freakish ball handling was
intermingled with brilliant offensive plays lost night at .
Klamath's Pelicans bewildered o train weory Commerce
high school eleven from Portland in a lop-sided 26-6
contest on Modoc field.
Friday, October 4, 1940 Bob Hall, employed In the
mechanical department of the Oregon state highway de
partment, has returned from a hunting trip in the Bly
district. Hall and his party returned with deer from that
section.
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