p Limp Handshaker
F Needs Kind Hint
By ANN LANDERS
Dear Ann Landers: My hus
band has a business friend who
i a grand person of excellent
, character. Mr.
F. C. (Fine
Citizen) has
i contributed
great deal to
! o u r commu
nity and he U
admired and re
spected by all
I who know him.
Mr. F. C. has a fault which is
widely discussed behind his back
but nobody wants to come right
out and tell him. He has a hand
shake like a dead fish.
I feel it is sheer gutlessness on
the part of people w ho call them
selves "friends" to keep quiet
about this. Isn't it a shame for
Mr. F. C. to go through life
with this terrible fault when it
could be so easily remedied?
I've urged my husband to do
this man a favor and tell him.
My husband says he has no de
sire to make anybody over, nor
does he want to jeopardize his
friendship by risking offending
the man. What do you say? TO
TELL OR NOT TO TELL?
Dear To Tell: People are not
born with a firm handshake or
with a limp one. It's something
they learn.
Apparently Mr. F. C. has been
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Never Give Up
On Finesses
By OSWALD JACOBV
Newspaper Enterprise Assn.
A new book bv Marshall Miles
is called "All Fifty-two Cards.
The theme of llie book is to
show how a player w ho only sees
his hand and dummy can visua
lize the location of the whole 52
He doesn't suggest that you
can always locate all the cards
but he points out that you can
and should make certain assiimp-
tions and use them as vour base
of operations.
His first hand is about the only
really simple one in the book.
' You arrive at four hearts on
. straightforward bidding. West
opens the king of clubs and con
tinues with the queen. East over
takes with the ace and leads a
third club on which West dis
cards the nine of spades.
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and things look pretty hopeless.
Surely West has given an honest
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but hopeless or not your only
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take the spade finesse. You as
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you are gone anyway, but that
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the queen.
I am not going to tell you if the
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Marshall doesn't tell his read
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should never give up and that
the finesse risks nothing.
If East held a singleton spade
lie could ruff a spade return, but
in that case West would have
been dealt eight spades to the
king and the king-queen of clubs
and would surely have entered
into the bidding some time or
other.
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Dear Ann Landers: I'm a mid
die-aged woman who has been
going with a respectable widower
(or almost four vears. Theodore
is 15 years older than I am. but
doesn't look his age. He enjoys
art galleries, picnics, concerts
and flower shows as I do.
I am not trying to marrv him
so he need have no fears along
mat tine. He is a oleasant. in
telligent, attractive person and
i m sure be enjoys my compan
ionship as I do his.
Something bappened last week
which upset me terribly. Theo
dore invited me to his home to
see his rock-garden. When we
pulled into his drivewav we found
his son and daughter-in-law's car
parked there. Without saying a
word Theodore backed richt out
of the driveway and drove me
straight home. He offered no
explanation but said, "1 11 phone
you later in the week." What
do you make of his strance ve-
havior? INSULTED AND PUZ
zled Dear I and P.: Obviously, The-
odore did not want his children
to see him bringing a woman to
his home. Such behavior, of
course, demonstrates an enor
mous lack of maturity.
If you are content to be his com
panion continue to see him. But
don't harbor any secret hopes that
this relationship will ever go be
yond that stage.
Dear Ann Landers: My daugh
ter is 16 years of age. She is a
good-looking girl with a beauti
ful, clear, peaehes-and-crcam
complexion. Yet she insists on
covering her face with a Dan-
cake foundation which gives her
an artificial, masked look. She
makes up only her face and for
gets about her neck, so of course,
her neck is about five shades
lighter.
Several of her girl friends do
this, also. One friend has an un
fortunate complexion and t h e
make-up does cover some of the
blemishes. But why would young
girls with lovely complexions
want to cover them with make
up? Please explain. ONLY
HER MOTHER
Dear Only: Girls who do this
imagine the gunk makes them
look glamorous. Someone ought
to tell them that the wholesome,
scrubbed look is in and the pasty-
faced, consumptive look is out
Confidential to JUST NOSEY:
Your informed source is misin-
farmed. T don't wear a wig. I
have never worn a wig. I have
no plans to buy a wig.
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Reactions Unpleasant In
Gemini Spacecraft Tests
By ALVIN B. WEBB JR.
CAPE CANAVERAL (UPD
The federal space agency is up
set over the prospect that the up
coming Gemini flights into space
could make human milk-shakes
out of America's astronauts.
As matters stand today, the
first Gemini pilots would go
bouncing off into orbit at the
rate of 660 bounces per minute.
That's enough to jar the teeth
of a hippopotamus.
The culprit in this particular
potful of Gemini problems is the
Titan-2 rocket that will boost the
capsule and its two men. Tech
nicians have discovered the rock
et is a sort of flying accordion.
vibrating up and down at the
rate of 11 cycles per second.
The National Aeronautics and
Space Administration (NASA)
told United Press International
that "NASA considers the pres
ent level of oscillation as unsuit
able for a manned vehicle."
Intfa-service memos on the
subject are phrased considerably
stronger.
Space agency officials said that
if rocket, spacecraft and space
men alike go around bouncing 11
times every second there would
be "potential degradation of the
functional capabilities of the pi
lots."
Translation: The astronauts
would be shaken to the eyeballs
It is admittedly a bit difficult
to see anything clearly while
one's head is going up and down
660 times per minute HI cycles
per second times 60 seconds!.
". . . The relative motion be
twecn the pilot's head and the in
strument panel, which also would
be vibrating, could make it oil
ficult for pilots to read instru
ments accurately," as NASA
says.
Reactions Unpleasant
Another space agency official
savs tests in the 11-cyclo-per-sec-
ond area have turned up a long
ao thorough that turTereri made
astoninhing atatementa like "Pilec
bare ceased to be a problem!"
The secret is a new healing sub
stance ( Bio-I)yne)-discoery of
a world-famous research institute.
This substance it now available
in fuppoiifory or ointment form
under the name Preparation H.
At ail drug counters.
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list of reactions by pilots,
"most
of them unpleasant."
Scientists have concluded from
their studies of Titan-2 military
test shots at Cape Canaveral that
the critical vibrations start a lit
tle more than one minute after
blast-off, and that they last for
about 20 seconds or so.
The problem and the rcsponsi
bility for its solution has been
dumped back into the lap of the
Air Force, which had the Titan-2
problems and all built to its
specifications in the first place.
The difficulty has been duly ac
corded a name: "Pogo-slick ef
fect."
It has been more or less pin
pointed: ". . . Evidently originat
ing as a pressure disturbance in
propellant pumping and piping
system which results in vari
ations in engine thrust, which
feeds back through tile vehicle's
structure, further amplifying the
pressure disturbance . . ."
A two-point general course of
action has been proposed: 1. Stop
the vibrations; 2. fix up things in
the place where they started; i.e.,
the fuel pumps and lines.
Never Worries
Tile Air Force has been flying
Titan-2 missiles or going on two
years, but never worried about
tlie "pogo-stick effect" because
the nuclear -warheads the rocket
was designed to carry don't have
eyeballs to shake or teeth to rat
tle or stomachs to churn.
NASA long ago selected Titan-2
as the Gemini capsule booster,
and has had its scientific fingers
in the rocket's innards for a
year or more without notable re
sults, he problem is slill there,
on every Titan-2 that flies from
Cape Canaveral.
Asked whether the "pogo-stick"
cause-effect-solution would delay
Gemini's schedule, the space ag
ency answered with a firm "no."
There is a (air amount of rea
son for this indication of confi
dence. Project Gemini already is
more than a year behind sched
ule, and it will be another 14
months October, 1964 be
fore the first pair of astronauts
will board the capsule for a flight
into space.
That leaves a goodly slice of
time (or finding some way
to take the spring out of the fly
ing pogo-stick.
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Its owner, W. C. Thompson.
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commercially.
The ranch in recent years
has been a show place, but the
decision was made to develop it
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Democrats
Schedule
Meeting
SALT LAKE CITY il Pl'-Dem
ocratic Paty officials were confi
dent Saturday their Western States
Conference will be "highly suc-l
cessful" even though President
Kennedy may be unable to at
tend.
The conference was sched
tiled for next month with the bles
sing of the White House on the
dates well in advance," reported
Chairman Lucy Redd. "However,
tile President's schedule is con
stantly changing because of the
pressure of his duty and the out
look for his attendance is doubt
ful. But, we still are hoping he
can make it."
If the President cannot attend
Miss Redd, a -Salt Lake attorney
and Utah national committecwom-
an, said Vice President Lyndon
Johnson would be on hand (or the
conlerence, Sept. 19-21.
More than 1.000 party leaders
from 13 Western slates and the
island of Guam are expected (or
the conference the first held in
Utah in several years. They will
include several U.S. senators, gov
ernors and cabinet odicials.
"Political observers fromj
throughout the nation will be
watching the result of our delib
erations or indications of issues
which we westerners will be dis
cussing during the 1964 campaign"
said Miss Redd. I his is our
chance to focus attention on our
problcms and to formulate posi -
lions which can be used as the
bases for planks in the 1964 Dem
ocratic national platform."
The conference agenda will in
clude panels on six topics agri
culture, education, small business
and military procurement, civil
rights and the right wing, trade.
and natural resources. There also
will be a demonstration workshop
on precinct worker recruitment
and training.
Sen. Hubert H. Humphrey, sen
ate majority whip, will be the key
note speaker at the opening ses
sion with the President or vice
president addressing a fund rais
ing dinner the second night. The
final session will be devoted to
rpnnrts from thp nanels and arlnn-
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several years ami wneii uic
Eisenhower administration was in
office the conference didn't seem
to mean much," recalled Utah
Slate Chairman D. Frank Wilkins.
"But with Kennedy in office now
there is a lot more enthusiasm
being gcneraled over t h e confer
ence.
"And, all the Democratic Party
senators, governors and congress
men facing re-election next year
have signified their intent to at
tend. No one in the party is look
ing forward to 'easy' victories at
the polls next year. They know
we have to got in and dig. The
conference is designed lo help us
retain the posts already won an
win others."
Featured panel members include
Agriculture Secretary Orville
Freeman, agriculture: California
Sen. Clair Englc, trade; Nevada
Sens. Alan Bible and Howard Can
non, small business and military
procurement : Interior Secretary
Stewart Udall, natural resources;
California Gov. Edmund G. Brown,
education; and Sens. Frank
Church, Idaho, and Gale W. Mc
Gee, Wyoming, civil rights and
right wing.
Roger Kent, northern chairman
of the California State Central
Committee, will serve as confer
ence chairman.
Each state will be represented
by (our official delegates except
California which will have six.
The other states are Utah. Wash
ington. Oregon, Idaho, Montana,
Wyoming, Colorado, New Mexico.
Nevada, Arizona, Alaska and
Hawaii.
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EDITOR S NOTE: Whatever
became of Christine and Mundy?
Less than a month ago Christine
K e e 1 e r and Marilyn (Mandy)
Rice-Davis were the most sought
after celebrities in Britain, selling
tlicir life stories to the newspap
ers, granting interviews, being
photographed. Now it is anotlier
story, as told in the following dis
patch. By ANTHONY TOBIN
LONDON (UPD - The lords
and ladies who once welcomed
them to their estates and parties
know them no more. The salons
and swankier night spots don't
want them around. They are in
trouble with the law, avoided
more than sought by good-time
friends.
For 21-year-old Christine Heel
er and 18-year-old Marilyn IMan
dy) Rice-Davies tlie bright light
of notoriety they shared as tlie
stars of Britain's "scandal of the
century" burned out.
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emphatically that the use of pow
cr saws for wood cutting in the
North Warner area will not be
permitted on weekends and holi
days. This is necessary due to
the high fire hazard in the ac-
ltive timber sales and the Colum
bus Day storm blowdown.
The South Warner area and
the part of the Warner District
lying west of Highway 395
will remain open to power saws
as long as tlie operator carries an
ax, shovel and extinguisher.
Promises Action
WASHINGTON (UPD Secre
tary of State Dean Rusk promises
the United States will do every
thing it can to settle the religious
controvery in South Viet Nam.
Rusk said Friday the U. S.
government was "deeply dis
tressed" by the conflict between
I'rcsioe
President Ngn Dinh Diem and
- Vietnamese Buddhists.
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Scandal Girls On Blacklist
Their brief flutter in the public
eye began in June when War
Minister John Profumo resigned
after admitting he had lied to
parliament about his relationship
with Miss Kecler.
He had been intimate with her
at the same time she had been
romancing Eugene lvanov, assis
tant naval attache at tlie Soviet
Embassy in London.
Mandy was a friend of Chris
tine's and like her a protege of
Dr. Stephen Ward, the cafe society
osteopath, playboy and artist who
died Aug. 3 from an overdose of
drugs alter being convicted on
charges of living off the prostitu
tion earnings of Christine and
Mandy. He died before learning
the verdict.
Caught In Spotlight
For a few short weeks, Chris
tine's and Mandy's names rang
around the globe. Newspapers
and magazines printed their phot-
tographs, interviewed them, and
their disclosures rocked the na
tion. Television and film companies
vied to get the two beauties be
fore the cameras. Newspapers
fought to buy their life stories.
Their every word was recorded.
their every movement noted, com
mented upon or watched.
For Mandy, the vivacious
blonde who had lived until the
age of 16 with her middle-class
parents in industrial Birmingham
the limelight could not be strong
enough. To a party of American
tourists at London Airport who
asked her who she was, she re
plied delightedly:
"I am famous. I will go down
in the history books as another
Lady Hamilton."
To lithe, auburn-haired Chris
tine, a country girl who came to
London five years ago to begin
a modeling career, the blaze of
publicity brought riches, too.
She was described in private
and by friends as "gay... exciting
...beautiful ...reckless ...wild
with ambition , . .high spirited . ."
One newspaper paid her about
$70,000 for the story of her lives
and loves. A London nightclub
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offered her $14,000 a week to ap-
pear in its cabaret. A film com
pany promised to make a movie
of her life with herself as tlie
star.
Balloon Bursts
Then, suddenly, tlie tarnish be
gan dulling the glitter.
Late in June, police said they
had received anonymous tele
phone calls threatening Chris
tine's life. Policemen were sent
to guard her home.
In July came the Ward trial,
and both were witnesses against
him. Their stories added new
chapters to the sordid story.
Judge and jury alike counted on
their fingers to figure out how
many men Christine and Mandy
had entertained for money, for
fun or for favor. So much that
had seemed glamorous at first
became tarnished in the full light
Joseph Mourat, owner of the
L'Hirondelle restaurant, withdrew
his offer for Christine to appear
in cabaret. He claimed he had
received letters threatening to
bomb his club, and member" of
tlie cast said they would walk
out if Christine appeared.
Her film plans were snarled
when the executive committee of
Equity, the actors' trade union,
decided it could not accept her
as a member .so she could play
herself in the film of her life.
Tlie movie idea eventually evap
orated
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barred Christine and Mandy from
his London salon because of pres
sure from women who said they
objected to sitting near them.
Three people walked out of a mid
night party that followed the West
End premiere of the m u 1 1 i-mil-lion-dollar
movie epic "Cleo
patra" because they had been
placed at the same table as Man
day. In the United States, Immi
gration Commissioner Ray Far
rcll said he was taking the
"strongest legal steps" to see
that neither girl wus permitted
to land in America.
Twice Christine was booed and
jeered by angry women, once she
was tlie target of eggs.
Avoid Public
Christine has been almost a
recluse ever since.
Mandy's future, loo, is uncer
tain. She also has practically dis
appeared from London life. She
has said she hopes to go to Rome
this fall but she was not being
very happy about it.
"I'll take what comes," is her
attitude toward the future.
So did Lady Hamilton, the mis
tress of Lord Nelson, who died
along and broke.
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