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"But the workers love Khrushchev very
much. He hasn't got an enemy in the en
tire country. Quite a few under it.
"Mikoyan is No. 2 man in Russia that
means if anything happens, he gets to sit
with the driver when the bus leaves for
Siberia.
"No wonder they invited Van Cliburn to
Moscow. Khrushchev thought he had the
secret plans to a hair mine.
"Following his doctor's orders, Nikita
has cut his drinking in half. He's leav
ing out the water."
I still don't know who went through
those jokes, and I guess I never will unless
Molotov starts doing my act in Pinsk.
It gave me an eerie feeling knowing that
my material might have been microfilmed
and was now playing at my neighborhood
HVD station. I didn't know whether to
put the jokes back in my suitcase or run
down the halt and plant them in somebody
else's room.
Although we were booked through In
tourist, we were officially a delegation and
had to eat in the dining room so reserved.
In this dining room there were many dele
gations from the various Soviet republics.
Each delegation had its own table with a
small flag representing its country.
Our table l.:d no flag. And just to see
what kind of a fuss we could stir up, we
demanded an American flag on our table.
This was more difficult than it sounds
because we had no means of verbal com
munication. We usually invited our inter-
Bob clowningly dofft his new fur topper.
preter to dine with us. I don't know wheth
er it was government policy or my man
ners, but she always declined. We had to
get our message across with grunts, wild
motions, sign language, and a good deal
of saluting.
But the next morning, our flag was on
the table. I know it sounds silly, but we
were all kind of proud of it When the
other delegates all nodded and smiled, we
felt we had won a Cold War victory.
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