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HERALD AND NEWS, Klamath Falls, Ore.
Sunday, March 31, 13
Jacoby
On Bridge
, NORTH (D) II
AA64
AK 7
A 10 2
Q8S2
WEST EAST
QJ105 A 98 31
VJ984 105
J7S 4Q964J
10 J7
SOUTH
AK7
VQ633
K8
AK94J
North and South vulnerable
North East South West
1 N.T. Pass 2 Pass
2 Pasa 3 Pasa
4 A Pasa 4 N.T. Pasa
6 A Pass 8 N.T. Pasa
6 Pasa 8 N.T. Tasa
7 Pass Pasa Pass
Opening lead Q
Slam Made
By Stayman
By OSWALD JACOBY
Newspaper Enterprise Assn.
In my personal form of Slay
' man, I use immediate three club
and three diamond responses to
show bad hands. If I am interest-
ed in a minor suit slam I re-.,-spond
wilh a Stayman two-club
..-and follow with a bid of Ihrce in
. my minor.
North and South have 12 top
tricks at no-trump, but can only
make a grand slam in clubs. In
a recent Kort Worth tournament
most pairs played six no-trump,
but my son Jim and Joe Miller
reached the club Brand slam.
There was nothing to the play,
but the bidding is worthy of com
ment. Jim's two club bid lol
lowed by three clubs showed slam
interest. Joe's no-trump not only
included the maximum 17 high
card points, but also his cards
were perfect for clubs and Joe
-decided to raise clubs as a pre
Judo to further bids.
Jim spoiled some of Joe's ideas
by going into the Blackwood rou
tine. Joe showed his three aces
and Jim continued with five no
trump. Joe showed one king and Jim
went to six no-trump. He wasn't
sure of the club grand slam be
cause he didn't know about the
queen of clubs.
However, Joe knew about the
queen of clubs. He had it. Ho
said to himself, "I couldn't show
up with three aces and two kings
That would be 18 points. Jim must
have an ace and three kings and
Seven clubs should make easily."
Joe bid the seven clubs.
For a detailed description of
the Blackwood Convention,
der a copy of Oswald Jacoby's
new 64-pago book "Win at
Bridge." Just send your name,
address, and SO cents to: Oswald
Jacoby Reader Service, c-o this
newspaper, P.O. Box 4H9, Dept.
A. Radio City Station, New York
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House Cuts
BLM Budget
On OC Land
WASHINGTON (UPI) The
House Appropriations Committee
Thursday cut $MO,000 from the
proposed Bureau of I-and Man
agement budget for Oregon's O
& C timberlands, and suggested
a review of the formula by which
countios get three-fourths of tim
ber revenues from the land.
Tre committee approved $8,820,-
800 for forestry management
work.
The committee said this would
impose no hardship on the 18
04C counties because BLM got
an extra $1.5 million for access
roads from the accelerated Public
Works Act.
Rep. Robert Duncan, D-Orc
said of more concern was the
proposed formula review.
Rep. Michael Kirwan. D-Ohio,
has contended that Oregon coun
ties get too much of the timber
money.
The counties get 75 per cent of
me O & C revenue and the U.S.
gets 25 per cent. The counties al
low BLM to use one - third
of their money for timber access
roads. In fiscal 1!X2 the counlies
got some $15 million.
70.4 Scored
In Duplicate
Mrs. Grace Krcsso and Mrs.
P. G. Officld scored a towering
70.4 per cent game as top win
ners in the Spring Festival Sue-
cial Event held Thursday evening
at the Lakeshore Duplicate Bridce
Club.
Others placing in the north-
south section were: Mrs. G. Rogers-Mrs.
I. Lemlcr, second; Mrs.
B. Cloake-Mrs. William Grove,
third. East-west winners were:
Mr. and Mrs. George McClary,
first; Mrs. H. J. Clicyno - Mrs.
M. Z. Drew, second; Mrs. W. O.
Smith-Miss J. Underwood, third.
Winners at the Early Bird Tour-
nament held Tuesday morning
were first: Mrs. P. G. Richardson-Mrs.
William Grove; tied for
second and third: Mrs. R. II.
Reeves-Mrs. J. F. Stilwell; Mrs.
Ella Christophcrson-Lt. W. Neal.
Saturday evening winners at
the Klamulh Valley Club includ
ed: Mrs. II. Mueller - Mrs. A.
Sproat; first; Mrs. R. Yuen-Mrs.
R. Briggs, second; Mrs. L. Rob-
ertson-R. Briggs, Ihird.
a.
Police Find
Stolen Gems
In Hock Shop
FRANK STITT
Stitf Organ
Show Slated
Q The bidding has been:
East South West North
' 1 4 Double Pass 1 V
'Pass Tasa 1 N.T. 2
2 4 2 V 3 Dole
Pasa 7
You, South, hold:
4AQR78 VA42 442 K76
, What do you do?
f A Pasa. Trust your partner,
partlcularlr because you nave
two trumps and food defensive
cards.
TODAY'S QUESTION
What do you lead BRainst the
three-diamond doubled contract?
Answer Monday
Play Needs
New Actor
Klamath Civic Theatre director,
Charles O'Kccfe announced that
he is looking for a replacement
for one of the players in Moss
Hart's three act comedy "Light
Up the Sky."
The vacated role is that of Sid
ney Black, a forcelul, shrewd
and fast-talking investor.
Tryouts will be held Monday,
April 1 at 7 p.m. in the Sprme
Room of the Willard Hotel prior
t.i the regular monthly meeting
slated lor llie same night.
" Work committees have been so
Tfctrd for the forthcoming pro
duction and persons wishing to
assist with art work, make up,
programming and carpentry are
Invited to attend the regular meet
ing beginning at 8 p.m.
Building Burns
. VANCOUVER, Wash. (UPI I
. Fire early today leveled the Pa-
. cific State Plumbing & Healing
. Co, two miles east of here. Dam
age was estimated at more than
.$25,000.
People Read
SPOT ADS
yen are xw.
Organist Frank Stitt, a popu-
ar entertainer and native of the
West Coast, will appear at the
Willard Hotel Tuesday at 7:45
p.m. for a full evening of or
gan music.
Audiences have enjoyed h i s
ively shows from the Midwest
to the Pacific, and he has made
additional fans via a number of
recordings made on the Bald
win Electric Organ.
He majored in organ at the
University of Redlands and began
his professional career as a
church organist and supper club
entertainer in the Los Angeles
area.
He built his characteristic pop
ular style on the foundation of
traditional organ training that be
gan when lie was 8 years old. In
addition to starting piano les
sons, common with children that
age, he took on pipe organ les
sons, as well.
Stitt's stint with the Air Force
included entertaining American
servicemen stationed in the Phil
ippines at the last stages of
World War II.
He returned to Chicago after
(lie war and became acquainted
with the new Baldwin Electronic
Organ soon alter it was intro
duced to the public. He became
the first Baldwin staff organist,
traveling the country giving con
certs, television performances and
civic engagements of various
kinds.
His most recent recording was
made on a Model 45H Baldwin
Organ in the famous Organ Loft
at Salt Lake City.
Xommunitij.
;l (Calendar
SUNDAY
ANNUAL HAM DINNER, Ml
uarmcl Catholic Church, 5 to 8,
I'amily style.
WHITE SHRINK, 2 p.m.. instal
lation practice, Masonic Hall.
NATURE SOCIETY, !) a.m.,
field trip, Tulclake Wildlife Ref
uge, Wildlife Headquarters.
Speaker, E. J. O'Neill. Bring
lunch and water.
LOOM AND WOT.M, Chapter
4OT, 7:30 a.m., breakfast, Moose
Home.
MONDAY
BETHEL 61, Job's Daughters,
7:30 p.m., Easter hat parade,
Scottish Rite Temple.
EULAI.ONA CHAPTER. DA It
7:30 p.m., meeting, First Presby
terian Church. Good citizen and
CAR guests.
NEIGHBORS OK WOODCRAFT,
8 p.m., initiation and advance
night, K.C. Hall. Guards wear
formats.
KLAMATH CIVIC THEATRE,
8 p.m., monthly meeting, .Spruce
Room, Willard Hotel.
LAYMEN'S CRIME COMMIT-
TEE, Police Persecution and Ju
dicial Agencies, 7:30 p.m., meet
ing, courthouse. Public invited.
MERRILL REBEKAII LODGE
No. 151, 8 p.m., meeting, lOOF
Hall.
KLAMATH FALLS GARDEN
ti.l'B, 2 n m nine needle has-
ketry demonstration, City Libra
rv.
ROME (UPI) Police recovered
from a pawn shop Friday a dia
mond and platinum necklace that
was part of the $600,000 in jewels
stolen from American socialite
Countess Mona von Bismarck,
who as the former Mrs. Harrison
Williams was known as "the best
dressed woman in the world.
It was the first break in the
theft of a fabulous collection of
jewels from the countess' apart-
ment in the historic 16th Century
Borghese Palace sometime Thurs
day.
Police sent out an international
alarm for Angclo Valentini, 32,
the Bismarcks' butler, who disap
peared after telling his wife that
he had previously pawned gold
plates, matching candelabra and
a silver platter belonging to the
Bismarcks.
The butler's wife, Maria, who
works as a maid for the Bis
marcks, told them of her hus
band's confession and disappear-:
ance after they returned from a
visit to the fabulous Isle of Capri.
The Bismarcks immediately be
gan looking for the family jewels
which they had lust brought back
with them. The jewels were gone
and the police were called
Among the missing items were
a diamond necklace valued at
$100,000, an antique emerald neck
lace worth $110,000, and a pair of
diamond earrings valued at
$48,000.
One of the lesser baubles, the
diamond and platinum necklace
worth $8,000, turned up today in
the pawn shop. Police said it had
been pawned for $656 Thursday
afternoon by a man who produced
an identity card made out to An
gclo Valentini.
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COOKIE SALE OPENS Prepared to sell their first
boxes of Girl Scout cookies on the opening day of the
fund-raising venture, March 29, are Barbara Waylan,
left, and Linda Barron. Profits from the sale, which will
continue through April 15, are used to develop and
maintain camps and to provide operating capital for the
Juniper Council. Each troop treasury also receives a
percentage of the cookie money to use for individual
programs.
Colonel Admits Evaluation
Team Leaned To Boeing Plan
WASHINGTON (UPD- An Air
Force colonel told senators in
testimony made public Friday that
he "reluctantly signed" documents
putting a more favorable light on
the General Dynamics Corp. de
sign for the TFX warplane three
months after the contract was
awarded.
Civilian Pentagon officials over
ruled uniformed military leaders
last Nov. 24 in awarding the mul-
tibillion dollar contract to General
Dynamics rather than the Boeing
Co. t
Air Force Col. John L. Gregory
told the Senate investigations sub
committee he made "an improve
ment decision" when he signed
documents prepared Feb. 15 at the
behest of Air Force Secretary
Eugene Zuckcrt.
He said in testimony just re
leased by the subcommittee that
he had "some reservations"!
about the documents and now re
alizes their importance to the
Senate investigation.
The documents concluded, in
effect, that there was no signifi
cant difference in the ferry range
or weapons capability that would
give Boeing a clear advantage
over General Dynamics.
Gregory was co-chairman of the
evaluation group, which recom
mended Boeing as the prime con
tractor for the all-purpose super
sonice Air Force-Navy fighter
plane, which eventually is expect
ed to cost more than $6 million to
produce.
He was questioned at length
about the documents prepared
after the award.
Defense Secretary Robert S.
Mc.Namara sent the documents to
the subcommittee to be used as
tile basis for questioning witness
es. Chairman John L. McClellan,
D-Ark., agreed to use the data,
but dispute quickly erupted when
Gregory disavowed them.
" " " awaoiasuiiaj
"I want to state that I made
an improvident decision to con
cur with these memorandums."
Gregory told the panel. "I stated
that I had po basis to non-concur
when I reluctantly signed the
papers."
Asked if he was under pressure
to sign, Gregory said no. But he
acknowledged the effect of t h t
documents was to favor General
Dynamics, although his evalua
tion team had recommended Boeing.
Australian sheep produce one
third of the world's wool.
Former Justice
Given 3 Years
EUGENE (UPI)-Carl M. Lew
is, former justice of the peace at
Springfield, Tuesday was sen
tenced to three years in the State
Penitentiary for conversion of
public funds.
Circuit Judge Edward Howell
pronounced the sentence. Lewis,
56, was dismissed as justice of the
peace after being convicted by a
Circuit Court jury earlier this
month.
Busy Season Scheduled
By Poe Valley Club
The Poe Valley Home Econom
its Committee met at the home
of Dorothy Born, March 26, and
everyone wore something green
in honor of Saint Patrick's Day.
Grangers attended a dinner at
the Sportsman's Hotel, Tulclake,
March 16, and the treat was on
the men. The dinner was a prize
to the winners of a contest held
throughout the year between the
men and the women. The men
and women competed at the
grange mctings in miscellaneous
games and when the final scores
were tallied the women were de
clared victors.
A box social will be held April
5 at the Poe Valley Grange Hall
SNEEZE HOSPITALIZES SEVEN
SHEFFIELD, England (UPII -
Bus driver Dillwyn Williams
sneezed three times Thursday and
sent seven persons to the hospital.
His sneezing bout ended when
the bus hit a lamppost.
Coinword Explanations Hold
Key To Ease Path To Riches
EXPLANATIONS ACROSS
3. Unable to get $1,500 pel-
floor for a building, an agent
might finally throw in the TOWEL
and give up trying. Any building
with such a reasonable rent would
not be likely to have a 'l'6wER
on top.
6. To roll a HOOD that covers
the head would be fairly easy. It
would be very difficult for an
old woman to roll and keep up
with a HOOP.
7. Even a foolish HASSEL or
quurrel over a light that pro-
vented sleep could lead to di
vorce. A TASSEL over a light
would be a ridiculous reason for
a divorce.
B. A Scotsman working with a
KILN or furnace on a hot sum
mer day might be exhausted from
work and heat. Few Scotsmen
would be working with a KILT
or skirt at any very exhausting
labor.
9. An amateur hypnotist should
perfect his GAZE if he expects to
become professional. Hypnotism
sltould not be considered or
played as a GAME.
10. An abbreviation fur Public
School is P.S.
12. Arriving home late, a hus
band might face a cold HUSH
with everyone in bod and windows
open. 11 he had not eaten before
arriving home, he could quickly
heat a HASH,
lti. A potential THEATER may
worry an investor unable to de
termine its value. Anyone could
be a potential CHEATER.
17. Having grown up, a child
might have no further use for his
COT that had become too small.
He would probably still have
some affection for his CAT.
19. At a medical clinic, most
people like to be considered
NEAT and clean. They would
know they could not bo consid
ered NEXT if oIIkt patients were
there before them.
20. Very often there is little
difference between two BRANDS
of the same thing. There is a big
difference between two BRAIDS
if one is on a blond and the
oilier on a brunette.
EXPLANATIONS DOWN
1. Fat CHEEKS or jowls some
times bounce wlien one walks or
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runs. CHECKS sometimes bounce
when they arc small as well as
fat or large.
2. An orphan should never feel
HOPELESS at any age since cir
cumstances change. If an orphan
had no home, he would certainly
feel HOMELESS and should.
4. When a WASH has been post
poned, more clothes accumulate
and it is apt to increase. A WISH
can remain llie same for years.
5. Once upon a time, pride was
the PRIZE one received for work
well done. One did not pay the
PRICE of pride for work well
done.
9. Most people would be em
barrassed to find an obvious
GAP or space during conversa
tion at a dinner parly. An ob
vious GYP or cheat should only
be embarrassing to the host or
hostess.
It. Any SLICED fruit might be
enjoyable for breakfast. Several
fruits would have little appeal if
they were SPICED, including ba
nanas. 13. An unusual HUE or colora
tion could confuse a gardener re
moving weeds and cause him to
remove plants. An unusual HOE
might be easier to handle than
most.
14. The person who PETS a dog
in the house may do so to quiet
its barking. Anyone who PUTS
a dog in the house definitely
wants it to be quiet while it is
there.
15. A writer, looking for a pen
cil in his pocket, might feel a
STAB in his finger if it had a
sharp point. Most writers would
carry more than a STUB or short
pencil.
18. Passengers ON a plane oft
en enjoy the scenery as they fly.
Those IN a plane might be sit
ting at an airport awaiting take
off and see little scenery.
JEEPERS. PEEPERS
ST. LOUIS, Mo. (UPD -"Jeep-
crs and peepers nave a pair
of creepers.
Jeepers and his mate, Peepers,
hippopotami at the St. Louis Zoo,
arc parents of twins, thought to be
the first multiple birth in captivity
to a female hippo.
SEE
Dick Reeder's
Florsheim
Shoe Ad
On Page 11 of Today's
Family Weekly
with the proceeds lo be applied
to the tennis court fund. All
grangers are urged to turn out for
this event.
Another date to watch, April
17, is slated for grange visita
tion with Poe Valley as host and
Merrill in charge of the program.
The Home Economics Commit
tee will meet again April 23 at
the home of Ora Gcinger with
an Easter basket exchange for
roll call.
Jill BRING
m&Sk FAMILY
B roasted Chicken
Spaghetti
Pizza Pie
Try Our New
French Fried Ravioli
Eat 'Em Here or
Orders To Go.
LUCCA CAFE
Ph. TU 4-3276
2354 S. 6th
All Grocery
Specials from
last Thurs.
ad good thru
' Wednesday!
All Purchases
Mon.-Tue.-Wed.
Count 5 Times
their value in
CCA Points!
S. 6th Store Open Today
Open Weekdays till
Midnite!
MARKET
BASKET
9th and Pine
So. 6th and Shasta Way
WANTED
All home owners, ranch
owners, auomobile owners,
and boot owners ore urged
to be on the lookout for
this man. He Is Bob Jones
of Southern Oregon Insur
ance Agency. Nobody wants
to write your insurance os
much as he does.
REWARD
Find this man and the re
ward is yours in the cash
savings you get on low, low
Safeco insurance rates. This
man may be found in the
vicinity of 119 South 6th
Street, or on the golf
course. Warning it is
rumored thot he is armed
with a ballpoint pen and
should be considered dan
gerous to all insurance pol
icies carrying high rates.
Since 1872 -satisfaction guaranteed or your money back!
Klamath
lMiiorial Park
Perpetual Care . . .
Reserved lots $50 to $125
68 acres, 10 developed
For full Information without
obligation
TU 4-4560 or TU 4-3161
Owned by City of Klamath Falls
See Jones' Office Supply
EASTER
Decorations
Honeycomb Paper Eggs & Bunnies
Cardboard Cutouts Chicks, Bunnies
Napkins Paper Tablo Cloths
Paper Plates, Cups, Saucers
QjDIlM ' Office Supply
Iff
629 Main
Ph. TU 2-4408
SHOP WARDS
FOR TOP QUALITY
AT AMAZINGLY LOW PRICES
GM DRESSES
spring pastel
party fashions
SO LIGHTLY PRICED TO
DELIGHT YOUR BUDGET
3-6x
See these frothy wash 'n wear cot
tons, and quick-care Dacron poly
ester 'n cottons. What a color-lit
collection, all designer detailed
with tucks 'n ruffles. Little girls'
swirly silhouette has border em
broidered apron. Big girls' is cot
ton lined for extra fashion flare.
Both machine-wash. See others too.
9th
& Pine
STORE OPEN FRIDAY NIGHTS 'TIL 9 P.M.
Phone TU 4-3188
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