Jacob
On Bridge
NORTH
4Q1052
V 87
A 10 7 4
4963
SI
WEST
J 10 9 2
J65
A K 10 6 4
EAST
A743
V A653
Q3
J72
SOUTH D)
AAKJ86
V K Q 4
K82
Q5
East and West vulnerable
Renth Writ North Eats
1 A Pass 2 Pass
4 Pass Pass Pass
Opening lead K
rMvSl wnat worked loi
Vj nie:
, 75" Sit down iU
(j, J your kids ant
Game Lost
With Shift
By OSWALD .IACOBY
Newspape r Enterprise Assn.
If 1 hadn't been vulnerable 1
might have tried a light bounding
takeout double with the West
hand. Instead, I found myself on
lead against a four-spade ton-
tract.
I made my normal lead of the
king of clubs and continued the
suit in spite of my partner's play
of the deuce. If his deuce had
been a singleton I would give him
a. ruff, if it was the lowest of
three I would drop South's queen
Sure ennught I did drop the queen
There was no point in continu
ing clubs. South would not be em
barrassed if he had lo use one
trump. I had a convenient jack
of hearts shift so I led it.
Much to my surprise, my part
ner produced the ace and returned
the suit, whereupon we sat back
and waited for declarer lo give us
a diamond trick.
It certainly did not take any ge
nius on my part to find a defense
In beat four spades. I could have
shifted to hearts at trick two oi
led a club at trick three and
the result would have still been
the same, but strangely enough
the hand was played in a team
game and the other West hand
found a way to let declarer make
five odd.
He noted his partner's deuce of
clubs and shifted to the five of
diamonds. East's queen foil to
South's king. South drew trumps
finessed against the jack of dia
monds, discarded the queen of
clubs on the fourth diamond and
conceded a trick to the ace of
hearts.
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Q The bidding has been:
West North East South
1 4 Double Pass 2
Pass 2 4k Pass 4 A
Pass 5 A Pass ?
You, South, hold:
4.AQ65 VKJ98 442 4Q 4 2
What do you do?
A Pass. Tonr partner is te
Tttlnjr a slam, but obvionsly he
la -worried about the diamond
antt and yon can't take care of it.
TODAY'S QUESTION
Instead of bidding two spades
your partner bids three clubs.
What do you do?
Tomorrow
less, but I think it' vastly over-i
rated and in most caes not worth
the time, money, anj agony.
Since you are such a strong
proponent of this hocus pocus:
semi-science, :: vou answerjust. DETROIT -UPL - The deaths
one question, please' Whv are ot lw0 'omen from 8 ""' UP
ith psychiatrist's children the nuttiest;01 ,00d Poisoning today prompted
d.nnes in Ihe crod?-THE DEV-i1" 01 r K"M """"
IL'S ADVOCATE 'draw from retail sale in all of its
,. , .. ' , 14.400 stores its own brand oi tuna
Dear D. A.: The question as- .
sunies that I arc-put the premise. . , . ,
maK.ng up tnli ao not , 'w urosse isie neignoois vr.o
them. Announce! ' i,te ,ne ''n as a snack Thursday
.r.uur sol...,., eipecis me n,gnt died from botuliMii E a
dentist's children to har- perfect kin) of food poisoning found in
leelh, the leather's children ought fjsn ,
i be brilliant, and. of course, ...p headouarters in New York
th nct-ohititrlGfa LiM. k..l.l - . ..... ..
Tho novt do,, i- I- rv"" - "", issuea a statement at noon tooav
ine next step is a touan one k. k..iifii.. -j ..i n.. l. . .
hoi-aiisfl ii , i,., c, -... -"i""". m wnicn :t sma ine canned tuna
! JJT "Sime.R'v' psychiatrist's children develop j wou,d laken ofr the 6heves
a a in i t you ve
been leaving too
muth decision
there are going to be new rules
and regulations and that thev
must stick to them regardless of
the howls.
TV Headache Cure Deaths Laid
esSacriSice iTo Canned
Tuna Fish
"DENNIS THE MENACE"
HERALD AND NEWS, Klamath Falls, Ore.
By ANN LANDERS
Dear Ann Landers. Perhaps tlie
mother with the TV headache
might like some specific sugges
tions This is
what worked for
Thursday, March 21, 1963
PAGE 7 A
on Mother's part, keep the TV
oil lor several days, even if it
means missing some of your fav
orite programs or Dad's. (You'll
need his help with this.) Then
sit down and read with your chil
dren. Play chess, taie them bird-
watching, put on some good rec
ords. Help them discover the
world beyond Ihe idiot-box.
Allow them to resume their TV
viewing with a fresh outlook -
school work and cho'-es complet
edand you decide what's worth
watching.
Don't expect success without
plenty of sweating, Mother. And
don't . try it at all unless you
have guts. JUDY W.
Dear Judy: I heartily endorse
your plan for accentuating the
positive. As you so wisely point
ed out, It requires inrk. hut the
results are worth it.
Dear Ann Landers: I've been
reading your column since 1955
and think you hit the nail right
on Ihe noggin most ot the time.
But when you gel hipped on a
subject, Dearie, you proceed to
go right off the deep end. One of
your pet causes seems to be psy
chiatry.
I don't say psychiatry is worth-
Fly-By-Night
Work Rapped
with behavmr problems it Is mag-i-p,, ti.,e outcome ol tests that
nlfied because of who they are. m require three to seven days
A parent who is trained maT-r,,,. comoletion ."
SALEM (UPD The need for -mother. Kiddo
legislation to halt fly - by - night
contractors, painters, masons and
other types of builders in the
home improvement field was cited
Tuesday before the Senate State
and Federal Affairs Committee.
State Labor Commissioner Nor
man Nilsen and Portland City At
torney Alexander Brown testified
(or a bill which would set up a
construction standards advisorv
council, and set rules for issuing
licenses to contractors.
well over react to S'mptonn and
become anxious, where the un
trained parent would not notice.
This could create a problem. But
by and large I dor.'t feel that
psychiatrists' kids are any better
or worse than the plumber's.
Dear Ann Lander. The oilier
day my boy ir.end drove me
home Irom school. We had an ar
gument the day before and there
was a lot of slraignlening out to
do. We sat in the car for almost
two hours. Please keep in mind it
was broad daylight and the car
was parked right in front of our
home.
1 walked in the house about
5:30 and my mother tore into me
as if 1 had just shot my grandmother.
She said no respectable girl
sits in a car even ii she is just
talking for two solio hours. My
mother's whole life is built around
what the neighbors think. I
Don't give me an editorial on
juvenile delinquency, please, just
tell me what s wrong with my
mother?-SALLY
Dear Sally: Never mind what's
wrong with your mother what's
wrong with your home that you
can't invite a young man In?
An automobile is a vehicle for
transportation. It's ni. place to en-l
lertain companv. I'm with your
The lirrr. sasd laboratory tests
were being conducted by at least
tour separate agencies.
Thomas Yutzy, spokesman (or
the National Carmen Association,
aid the suspect tuna was canned
bv the Washington Packing Corp.
of San Francisco He said an as
sociation representative would
participate as an observer in the
investigation.
The death of Mrs. Margaret Mc
Carthy, 39, Tuesday, spurred a
joint hunt by federal and local
officials for the tuna, which bore
an AfcP label.
Mrs. Coliette Brown, 37, died
Friday and a post mortem re
vealed the killer was botulism E.
Injections of a special serum
rushed in from Toronto failed to
save Mrs. McCarthy. Her mother.
Mrs Vivian Kehbe. 57. became ill
after eating the tuna and was
treated at a hospital.
The 64 ounce cans contained
chunk style, light meat tuna. They
have embossed on the lid
"WY3Y2" over "11RX""
BSwiPl Ml
willli'lli?
1ll!il!i5S:i!ll:i!i!Kfc
pUL I Hill fJ 2ej
Handling Of School
Clarified In House
Money
Action
SALEM aPI'-A first step in
revamping the handling of bjsic
school money was taken today by
the House.
The change actually is a change
in terminology, aimed at making
it easier for the legislature and
the public to see just how much
money the state is chipping in for
public schools.
The change has lo do only with
the way the money is appropri
ated, not with the distribution lor
inula that determines how much
goes to each school district.
U nder the old method, Hie legis
lature for the current school year
appropriated "$120 per census
child between the ages of 4 and
20"
L'nder the change, the same
total sum would be described as
"$153 per census child between
the ages of 3 and 17."
The clarification is considered
important since the largest part
of the state's revenue goes for
education.
Rep. John Mosser, RBoaverton.
said it is much more realistic to
talk about children ages 5-17.
"We are trying to get a public
understanding o the real level of
support we are providing at the
stale level." he said.
Rep. Joe Rogers, R - Independ
ence, objected that the change
would "erode the fund" and be
inconsistent with other parts of
the basic school formula. Rogers
also noted that the figure cited in
the appropriation never matches
the final sums received by dis
tricts on the basis of numerous
factors taken into account in distribution.
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PRAISES U.N. AND HJi.
WASHINGTON (UPD Sen. Jo
seph S. Clark. D-Pa.. said lues
day the United Nations and the
United States have "scored a bril
liant triumph" in hnnging peace
and Ireedom to the Congo.
j He lold the Senate a Congo re
view might lie useful now. "when
President Kennedy's Hilicics to-
'vards Cuha and a tct ban are
if.ie objects ot equally harsh criti-
sm." to determine why Congo
are "so silent tndav "
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