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HERALD AND NEWS, Klamath Falls, Ore.
Sunday, March It, 1963
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Extremely low strcamflow in
tlie spring and summer months in
the Klamath Basin is forecast due
to a record-low 6nowpack in the
mountains, according to a report
released today by T. P. Helseth,
state conservationist for the U.S.
Department of Agriculture, Soil
Conservation Servico cooperating
Vjith Oregon State University and
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Trump Poor
Aid Found
.I By OSWALD JACOBY
Written for
- Kcwspaper Enterprise Assn.
'. The expression, "trump poor'
is applied to any hand where you
have all U10 trumps you can pos
sibly want, but can't get full
value out of them, because you
have the same number of cards
in the side suits in each hand,
Thus, when I looked over dum-
i my I saw that I was trump poor
! I had nino stiro tricks in cither
j spades or no-trump and no easy
. way to find a tenth.
Counting my sure losers, I saw
that I had to give up a heart and
r club. As for diamonds I would
probably lose two tricks if I hail
to lead it myself, but would iirob.
1 ably lose only one if I could get
5 the opponents to do It for me.
5 Hence an elimination play was
; indicated.
5 My first step was to draw
trumps. Then I led a heart and
West was in the lead. Ho made
his best play which was a club
but that didn't help him. I cashed
i the ace and king and led a third
, club.
j " East won and could not afford
' a club or heart lead so played
J a diamond for me. I played low
. ! and West had to win with his
. king. At tills point Ihoro was
: nothing West could do. A diamond
I return would give me both my
I diamonds, he was out of clubs
end a heart lead would allow me
' a ruff and discard.
supplies ore well above last year's
amount and will save the day
for those irrigators served from
these sources. Other irrigators
will have little or no late season
water.
Water content of the mountain
snowpack is only 23 per cent of
; the March 1 average and is at an
all-time low for this date.
Moisture in the upper watershed
soil mantle is 81 per cent of the
total capacity compared with 63
per cent one year ago.
Gerbcr and Clear Lake reser
voirs have in storage 42,100 acre
feet and 132,500 a.f. respectively
which far exceeds the water held
one year ago. This will be ade
quate for this season's operations.
Klamath Lake has 408,600 acre
feet in storage compared with 307
700 ai, one year ago. This is ade
quate for irrigation. Slock ponds
and other small reservoirs are re
ported to be well filled.
February inflow to Upper Klam
ath Lake has been 136 per cent of
average according to preliminary
data furnished by Pacific Power
& Light Co., Medford, and U.S.
Bureau of Reclamation, Klamath
Falls. Total inflow since Oct. 1 has
been 119 per cent average.
Forecasts of Klamath Basin
streams for the April-September
period aro as follows: Sprngue
Miver, 30 per cent; Williamson
River. 58 per cent; inflow to
Klamath Luke, 51 per cent; inflow
to Clear Lake Rcsrrvoir, 18 per
cent; inflow to Gerber Reservoir,
16 per cent of average.
Statewide, the 1963 irrigation wa
ter outlook in Oregon is extremely
poor except for those irrigators
who have adequate 6tored water
supplies. Snowpack Is at the all
time low as measured at 150 snow
c.uises, and summer now 01
streams will be greatly reduced
as a result.
The next report on snow sur
veys and water supply conditions
will be issued on April 8, law.
City Police
Probe Seven
Theft Cases
Seven thefts, including break-
ins at the Klamath Pumice Tile
Company and the Skateland Roll
Rink, were reported to the
Klamath Falls Police Department
Thursday and Friday.
The total value of the stolen
goods is in excess of $500, police
lid.
Two pair of skates valued at
$170 were taken from the skating
rink, at the cflmer of Shasta Way
ind Martin Street, late Wednes-
: jy liigni or (tiny i hursday
morning.
The thief gained entry by break
ing a window in the rear of the
building. Apparently nothing else
in the building was disturbed.
A set of wrenches valued at $.'50
were apparently the only things
taken in the break-in at the tile
company Wednesday although po
lice reported papers had been
scattered all over the firm's of
fice.
Entry was gained by tearing
out a screen in an office window.
Clothes valued at $175 were stol
en in two tnclts from cars be
longing to out-of-town visitors.
Don Holbrook, Willows, Calif.,
told police a window on his
car was pried open and his
clothes, valued at $100 were tak
en. The theft occurred Thursday
morning while the vehicle was
parked in the Wincma Motor
Hotel parking lot.
A $75 suit belonging to Wayne
Donkcr, Hillsboro, Ore., was stol
en from Donker s unlocked car
early Wednesday morning while
the vehicle was parked at Plum;
Street near South Sixth Street.
Arleen Skaugsct, 303 Alameda
Avenue, reported a $70 record
player belonging to her was tak
en from tlie First Christian
Church, North Ninth and Pine
streets.
Miss Skaugsct said the player
had been missing since January,
but she assumed it had been bor
rowed and didn't report it until
Thursday.
Eight hub caps valued at about
$50 were reported stolen in two
separate thefts, one early Tliurs
day morning and the other Feb
27.
Mrs. Neil Shaffer, 5427 Lcland
Drive, told police she thought her
husband had reported the theft
which occurred late in February.
The hub caps were taken while
the vehicle was parked at the Hol
iday Bowl parking lot.
A Portland resident, W. D. Mow,
reported his hub caps were taken
while he was staying at the Pony
Pass Motel. Ho said tlicy were
worth about $25.
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YI-KWEI SZE
Sze Slated
For Concert
One of the most distinctive and
electrifying recitalists on the
concert stage today is Chinese-
born bass-baritone Yi-Kwei Sze
His rich fine voice, fine musician
ship and gracious manner, com
bined with an enormous repertory
in six languages have marked
him as an addition to tlie musical
hall of fame.
He will appear in Klamath
Falls Tuesday, March 19, as
guest artist for the Klamath Com
munity Concert Association. The
concert will be in the Mills School
Auditorium.
His recital engagements from
coast to coast have been numer
ous. His mastery in oritorio and
as a soloist with symphony or
chestras has been repeatedly
shown by appearances with such
leading orchestras as those of
Boston, Chicago, San Francisco,
Cincinnati, Detroit, Pittsburg,
Houston and San Antonio.
He has had phenomenal suc
cess on his concert tours of Aus
tralia, New Zealand, Alaska and
more recently Europe.
A critic of the New York Her
ald-Tribune noted recently: "The
art of Yi-Kwei Sze is many
sided, ncautilully polished, musi
cally refined." i
Attendance to the concert will
be by membership card only.
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and East raises to two diamond!.
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Answer Monday
Naval Study
Quotas Open
The Navy Recruiting Station in
Klamath Kalis announced that
many quotas aro sun av.umnie
in Navy trade schools during the
second quarter of 1!K3.
Lon H. Winn, senior chief, said
In order to balance tlie output of
our schools we are seeking qual
ificd high school graduates to fill
existing vacancies before the in
flux of this years graduates.
These quotas are available to
various recruiting stations
throughout tlie country, to be
filled by qualified high school
graduates. It means that these
young men may choose their field
of training before enlistment
Schools aro available in the
field', of electronics, aviation
medical corps, nuclear fields anil
many others. The program as
surcs the qualified applicant of
immediate assignment to the
school upon successful completion
of recruit training. Interested
persons may contact tlie Navy
Recruiting Station at Klamath
Falls by phoning TU 4-3431 or
coming in to the office.
By ANN LANDERS
Dear Ann Landers: We just re
turned from our honeymoon and
I'm so mad smoke is curling
out of my ears!
After my hus
band and I left
the wedding din
ner my in-law
stopped the
chestra, got up
on the platform
and announced
the engagement
of their daughter.
My parents spent a fortune to
put on one of the loveliest wed
dings this town has ever seen. I
think it was just horrible of my
laws to take advantage f the
occasion to move their own daugh
ter into the spotlight.
A friend of mine even made the
comment that my in-laws were
very clever to announce their
daughter's engagement at our
wedding because it saved them
the nrice of an encasement party.
I am eager to get along with
my husband's family, but after
this galling incident I'm not sure
it's worth the effort. Please tell
me what you think of this sneaky
little maneuver. J. S.
Dear J.S.: Announcements of
this type are often made at gala
Bond Sales ,
Totaled Here
During February county sales
for United Stales Savings Bonds
amounted to $30,719, according to
Gene Favcll, County Savings
Bonds chairman. ,
In his monthly sales release
the county chairman said "While
our Savings Bonds sales in Ore
gon were off slightly in February,
sales in the state are still about
six per cent ahead of the first
two months of last year. Series
E and H. sales in Oregon last
month were S2.591.HM and the to
tal for the year to date in the
state is $0.8:14,239."
Announcement was also made
by Favcll that an effort is being
mado in all Oregon counties tol
obtain the cooperation of the ma
jor civic, service, patriotic and
women's organizations, as well as
farm and union groups where
they exist, for an effort by each
group to take an active part in
the coming Freedom Rond Drive
by seeking to earn the I'niled
States Treasury Department Ci
tation through purchases bv 50
ier cent or more member fami
lies of one or more Savings
Bonds by July Fourth. Ho asked
that organizations in the county
which arc interested in socking
this citation get in touch with
him as soon as possible.
House Eyes
Labor Bill
SALEM (UPI) Management
offered the little Landrum-Griffin
bill to a House committee Thurs
day to fix up a law that labor
wants repealed.
' The labor-hated Landrum-Griffin
proposal was handed to the House
Labor and Industries Committee
in the form of an amendment by
William Lubcrsky of Associated
Oregon Industries.
Tlie action came after J. D.
McDonald of the Oregon AFL-CIO
testified in favor of a bill to re
peal the milder labor elections
law, a proposal endorsed by labor
two years ago. Labor said it had
turned out to be a union-busting
device.
Lubcrsky replied the trouble
Willi tlie 1901 law was that it need
ed somo teeth. He suggested the
committee lake the Landrum-
Griffin measure in place of the
repealer. Lubcrsky s amendment
is tlie first appearance of the Lan
drum-Griffin proposal at this leg
islaturc.
The 1961 elections law sets up
procedures for employes to vote
on which union, if any, they want
to represent them.
McDonald said the law had been
used to break existing contracts.
Aik about dolly
"Busineo Card"
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Women outnumber men among
teachers, clerical workers and re
tail store sales workers, according
to the l'.W) U.S. census.
Studies Set
For Police
The 1963 series of advanced po
lice training classes for city and
county law enforcement officers
in Oregon will get under way this
week. The first session will be
held in Coos Bay on Monday,
March 11, according to Klamath
Falls Chief Charles A. Howard.
The advanced training classes
are sponsored by the Oregon As
sociation of City Police Officers
and the Oregon State Sheriffs As
sociation and will be conducted in
15 cities in Oregon during March
and April.
Instructors arc being provided
this year by the Federal Bureau
of Investigation, the 'Multnomah
County sheriff's office, the Lane
County sheriff's office, the Mar
ion County district attorneys ot
fice, the Eugene police depart
ment, the National Auto Ihett
Bureau in Seattle, and the Fed
oral Bureau of Narcotics.
Host cities, in addition to Coos
Bay, are Roscburg. Medford,
Klamath Falls. Bend, Eugene,
Albany, Salem, Hillsboro, Tilla
mook, Oregon City, ine uaucs,
Pendleton. Baker and Ontario. Lo
cal arrangements for the classes
are being handled by the chief
of police in each city.
Subjects to be presented in the
six classes at each location and
the instructors are: Investigation
of Bad Checks-James Mattcson,
detective, Multnomah County
sheriffs office; Courtroom Case
Preparation, Demeanor, and Pro
ceduresGary Gortmakcr, assist
ant district attorney, Marion
County.
Auto Theft James B. Allen,
National Auto Theft Bureau, Seat
tle; Max Taylor, special agent,
Federal Bureau of Investigation;
Interviews, Confessions, and
Signed Statements Kenneth Al
len, chief criminal deputy, Lane
County sheriff's office.
Practical Photography Capt.
0. V. Glenn, Eugene Police de
partment; Ralph P. Himmclsbach,
special agent, Federal Bureau of
Investigation: Dangerous Drugs-
John Windham, narcotics agent,
Bureau of Narcotics. Portland.
Agencies cooperating in tlie pro
gram arc the Federal Bureau of
Investigation, the Oregon State Po
lice, tlie league of Oregon Cities,
and tlie Bureau of Municipal Re
search and Service. University of
Oregon.
events. There'! nothing unusual
about It. But It should not be
sprung as a surprise 00 the host
and hostess. As a matter of cour
tesy your in-laws should have
asked for permission to make the
announcement.
Since it's over and done with.
fcirgrl it. It's not worth a four
door family fight.
Dear Ann: You were so right
in your answer to that numbskull
who believes all women who work
nights are running away from the
family responsibilities and whoop
ing it up with the boys.
I am one of those "bimbos" a
she calls us, who works the night
shift. My job is dispatcher for
the police department. If nobod;-
wouid agree to work at night, she
and millions of other citizens
would be in a heck of a fix.
Of course I'd prefer daylight
hours but this important job de
mands night work.
It's no picnic working from 11
p.m. until 7 a.m. and running a
home besides. And then to have
some lunatic tell our husbands
they are nuts to let us out at night
is insulting! Thanks for taking our
part. ANOTHER BIMBO
Dear Bim: Yours was one of
many letters expressing this point
of view.
Interestingly enough I received
almost as many letters telling me
was cuckoo to defend the "bim
bos'and that unless I had
worked a night shift I was not
qualified to comment. ,
Of course some night shift gals
are jollying a bit with the boys,
but they'd be doing the same thing
if they worked afternoons.
Dear Ann Landers: I'm 22 and
the mother of two small children.
My husband and I have had nu
merous arguments about my at
tending baby showers, and an oc
casional club meeting in the eve
ning. I usually stay home to avoid
a fight.
I'm tied to the house all day be
cause we can't afford help. The
only opportunity I have to get out
is when I attend a shower or a
club party. I would be satisfied
with one evening out every three
weeks. ,
He thinks nothing of going fish
ing with his friends on his days
off, because he says a man has
to "unwind." But he doesn't' see
why a woman needs a change of
scenery.
I'm becoming irritable and re
sentful. I scream at my kids and
feel like a prisoner in my own
home. Can you help me? INCARCERATED
Dear Incarcerated: You should
have your night out every three
weeks plus one evening out to
gether at least once every other
week. '
A sitter is a bargain compared
with the cost of a nervous break
down or a shattered marriage.
Show this to Tur husband and
tell him to grow up and get off
the dime.
Explanations Of Coinword Puzzle
Aid Contestants To Happy Solution
EXPLANATIONS ACROSS
2. A disturbed hospital nurse
in tlie dark might be CALMED by
a light. She might be signalled
but not actually CALLED by a
light outside a patient's door.
5. In a bar, a patron may ar
gue about the RUM in his glass
being insufficient. He would not
have to argue about a soapy RIM
in his glass since the bartender
would undoubtedly change it im
mediately.
7. The ancient Greeks counted
n their LORE or knowledge
(or inspiration. They had more
than one LYRE.
C. An 'Army ski patrol might
take a PEEK or quick look befure
advancing. It would have to ad
vance before it could take a PEAK
or mountain top.
9. An intelligent instructor would
try to help a pupil who started to
SLAP another pupil on the back
who was choking. If he were in
telligent, he would be guided by
the circumstances before he would
try to help a pupil who started
to SLIP in his efforts.
II. The amateurish POEM sel
dom sees important publication.
The amateurish POET sees much
important publication written by
others.
14. A farmer might find physi
cal exertion essential to a Rood
POSTURE if it were not natural.i
A good PASTURE is usually the
result of natural causes.
15. A child could rearet finding
NEWT or salamander out of
reach, possibly in the water. He
Frat Elects
Michael O'Hair
Michael O'Hair of Klamath
Falls, attending the Indiana Col
lege of Mortuary Science, has been
elected president of Pi Sigma Eta,
professional fraternity at the In
dianapolis college. He is the son'
of Keith O'Hair, owner-operator!
of O'Hair's Memorial Chapel, and
will join his father in business
following his graduation next September.
Mike is a 1962 graduate of Ore
gon State University with a B. A.
degree in business administration.
To be elected, a student must
have an average of 90 and no
one subject may have a grade
less than 85. He has held second
place in his class.
Announcement of his honor was
made in the February issue of
the Mortuary Management, trade
journal.
Bill Whitaker
Attends Meet
TULELAKE - Bill WhitakerJ
manager of the Tulelake - Butte
Valley Fair, will be in Sacramen
to March 11 to meet with the
Division of Fairs and Expositions
and to view specifications for the!
addition to the present home
economics building on the fair
grounds.
Tlie addition, which will con
form to tlie present redwood and
concrete structure, is expected to
be completed by Ihe opening of
the 1963 fair.
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NEST out of reach.
16. The danger in new WALLS
that start to crack after they dry
should soon be obvious. The
danger in new WELLS might be
contamination that develops years
later.
17. There is great danger when
an airplane SNAKES or winds
through mountains peaks, espe
cially if there is a fog. There is
no danger when an airplane
SHAKES, if this is a character
istic of the airplane.
EXPLANATION'S DOWN
1. A messy BLOT or an ink
slain might hurt the value of a
painting. A messy BLOB of paint
might be an integral part of a
painting and not hurt its value.
2. Counterfeit bills CREASED
acceptably may fool the public,
since they would be more difficult
to recognize. No counterfeit bill
is CREATED acceptably ac
cording to the law.
3. A. E. is a designation for
Aviation Electrician's Mate.
4. An early DUSK might cause
movers to proceed or drive with
caution due to poor visibility.
Movers would probably proceed
with the moving of any DESK In
the same way, whether it be
longed to an early or late period.
5. Forced social activity causes
many people to REBEL, it being
against their inclination. Such
people would not be likely to REV
EL or be festive.
6. The lines on a MAP are
apt to be misleading since the
earth is round, and a MAP is
usually a flat surface. The lines
left by a MOP on a floor would
clearly indicate a careless job and
should not be misleading.
10. Dogs can become difficult
when they are PETTED too olten
and ai e accurdinnlv snoiled.
PELTED or struck too often.
they are not likely to remain about
to evince their feelings.
11. Successful PARENTS could
be a great help to an inventor.
Successful PATENTS would def
initely be of great help to an
inventor.
12. Doctors make less when pa
tients are FIT since patients have
less need for them. Patients who
are FAT are apt to see doctors
more often and thus enable doc
tors to earn more.
13. A man's love enables him to '
understand a woman's GUILT,
since he would understand her
weakness. His love might not en
able him to understand her GUILE
or deceit, since this could be un
known to him.
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