HERALD A.VD NEWS. Klamath Falls. Orp.
Thursday. Frbruarr 1, ISM
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"DENNIS THE MENACE"
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-Girl Dancer
Loses Legs
In Accident
Men Date Blondes
But Marry Brunettes
HEY! CCrME4CCHERE AND TAKE
THIS IftRN SAllOOH )OUI
British Budget Shifts
msis To Submarine
Emphi
LONDON i UP1 '-Britain's de- Britain is the Western world's
fense budget for lHfi3-H4, the biR-jsecond biepest spender on de
ceit in peacetime, di-clo.-ed to
day a shilling emphasis from air
power o Polaris missile subma
rines destined to be the nation's
main nuclear deterrent in coming
years.
The covernment's annual de
fense "white paper" presented to
Parliament estimated its expen
ditures for the 196.1 fiscal year 'at
f'i.14 billion, an increase of $326
million over last year's budget
and the biggest since Wolrd War
II.
Auditor Sued
For Mistake
fense. ranking behind the United
States.
Although Britain's defense budg
et was considerably higher., re
flecting this nation's worry over
the threat of nuclear war. the de
fense expenditure remained at
about 7 per "ent of the gross na
tional product.
This is in contrast to the U.S.
defen-c budget of $54 billion which
My ANN l,A.nKRS
Dear Ann: A womtn who wrote
to you wanted to know why
blondes have a reputation for be
ing sexier than
other women.
n.Utlil.UU. NY. ll'PIl HOW I ran loll Iw.i-
does a father tell a seven-year- wny. Because
old daughter whose love is danc- t,cv are sexier,
ing she will never dance again? .. ' blonde will
The heart-tearing decision is attract more at
what faced Orazio Marcuccilli ti-1 tent ion from
day. He must tell his daughter. mcn ant have
Deborah, she has no legs.
Debbie was one of HI children
in a school bus hound for Water
loo Central .School last Wednes
day morning when it was slam
med into a utility pole by a skid
ding tractor-trailer.
Bus driver Halph Worden. :I2.
and M of the children were in
jured. Debbie was sitting at the (blonde my populari-.y zoomed
mmih oi im;iaci ana lost ner ngiu
leg. Doctors at Taylor-Brown Hos
pital here were forced to ampu
tate her other leg below tlie knee
Monday becau-e of gangrenous
infection.
Stale police said the truck driv
er pleaded guilty to running a
slop sign and paid a $5 fine.
Hospital olficials said the little
brown - haired, brown-eyed girl
from Seneca Falls is unaware of
her condition.
"She has never complained."
one sain. Her main worrv is w ha
happened to ner five-year-old !1HE OLD RKSEAKCHKR
brother. Dale. He had a bruised Dear Researcher: I am happv
proved it.
I am a beautician. 41 years
old. Ten years ago I decided to
make a personal survey. 1 dyed
my hair every color on the chart
from midnight blue-black to sil
ver blonde. I got lots of whistles
and proixisitions as a red-head.
hut believe me. Ann, when I weni
I noticed, too, that the blonder
I got the more popular I he
came. As a honey blonde I did
well, but when I hit the plati
num shades wow!
I married mv present husband
when 1 was an ash blonde. Two
months later he asned me lo go
back to my natural shade plain
brown. He said, "Men like to date
blondes but they don't want to be
married to them." 1 agreed and
we are getting along line. No oth
er man ever looks at me now.
forehead."
Two brothers.
David, 10. also were on the bus.
"1 know how much Debbie loved
dancing," her father said. "I
don't know how I'm going lo tell
her she can't dance any more.
We told her that some people
had sent her money and asked
what she wanted to do with it.
'She said she wanted a pocket
to have the results of your sur-
Danny. 12, and vey. A unman who has dyed her
hair every color on the chart Is
fortunate that she has any hair
left. If you had continued your re
search, you might also have
learned how men eel about bald
headed women.
hut three calls In three days are
two calls ton ninny.
Vou overdid It. Thicken. Hp s
got a right to wonder aliout such
Irequrnt roiitar!.
Dear Ann lender-. I'm a sol
dier who is stationed near a small
town. 1 met a girl at the I SO
Center and we had one dale.
Unfortunately. 1 brought her
home two hours late. Her par
ents were waiting up and they
were boiling mad. I had an ar
gument with her father and swore
at Mini a little. He told me to get
out of the house ami never to show
my lace around there again. The
girl was grounded fur a month
I see the girl at the I SO Cen
ter very often and I'm dying lo
take her out again. She says her
(oiks would never allow it. I'm
willing to go to her house and
apologize but she says 1 had bel
ter stay away because her Dad
is still sore.
-Must people pay forever for one
iittle mistake? I'm sorry and 1
want to square things. Can vou
help? P.K.C.
Dear P.K.C: Sorry, hut I can't
wyirk up much sympathy for a guv
who brings his dale home two
hours late and then swears at the
girl's father.
Kverything has a price-tag and
you'll have lo pay for your big
mouth. Next time don't let ynur
tongue go on active duty when
your brains are on furlough.
Wf are confessing our
mistakes, join the rev
olution, look for the
balloons and tpcciol
tickets throughout the
store.
Happy Birthday
George, we have tuned
up our red hatchets
for your mirthday celebration.
IT'S A YANKEE DOODLE
MONTGOMERY WARD
REVOLUTION
9:30 doorbuster: Our casual dress buyer says she
has no mistakes to confess (& we hope this is no lie)
so she is taking 100 new spring dresses, cottons,
cotton knits, silks, jacket dresses, whatever sha is
unpacking regularly 14.98, to celebrate Friday,
remnants of battle on sale Saturday 9.76
Moke a hit. We were reck
less when we bought these
wool skirts. They're driving us
crazy. Speed in & arrest
yours 3.76
Dear Ann Landers: Two weeks
book, a pair of gloves and anew uVe t jve ,fflrious d jn
pair of dancing shoes. What do I k.,.:... ,. , ' ...
ie qlu.,,1 In Ann -f 1 I ,, , . I IUllll.1 "II I'LII I IUI IC V 1 1 lUtlll, tt C
Duuu. ... Lcm ui me K"K3,ieu ner: u was ner creaiesi
national product
nleasure
The budget for the air force i
dropped slightly but the air force
still receives the largest share of
the throe services.
Britain's main nuclear deterrent
currently is its air force, which
has short-range rockets capable o( !
delivering nuclear warheads.
PORTLAND (DPI I - A Pipe-
.... v.u. uh-u .... The Air Ministry said
sun again i aumor uiesoay.;, memorandum
saying ne iauea m niscover ajthe ..hite
ciei'K was emoezziing money irom
the union
Local 235 of the United A s
sociation of Journeymen and Ap
prentices of the Plumbing and
Pipofitting Industry of the United
Slates and Canada filed the suil
against accountant Rudolph P.
Chvatal.
The clerk. Klene Bridget! Mc
Cudden. 44. pleaded guilty to the
embezzlement charge last Novem
ber and was sentenced to two
accompanying
paper that despite
the cancellation of the longer
range air-to-ground Skybolt mis
sile by the United States, the res
ponsibility for providing British
strategic nuclear power will rest
upon the bomber command for
some years U come.
In fact, the memorandum said
British strategic nuclear striking
power will lie provided in part
or in whole by manned aircralt
or many years to come.
However, the increased budget
years in federal prison. The union j for the navy reflected Britain's
contends the $41. 321 is the amount adoption of L'.S.-huill Polaris mis
of money she took from Itt.V, tn kilos as its main future nuclear
l!i2. Irfcterrcnt weapon.
Liz Taylor's
Suit Settled
NEW YORK (UPH- Elizabeth
Taylor's $5 million negligence suit
in connection with the airplane
death of her husband, film pro
ducer Michael Todd, was settled
today for $40,000 in federal court.
The major portion of the settle
ment w ill go to the Todds' 5-year-
old daughter who was adopted by
Eddie Fisher when he married
Miss Taylor.
Defendants in the case were
Ayer U'ase Plan Inc., Trade
Aver Inc., and the Michael Todd
Company. Inc. Miss Taylor
charged them with negligence in
Todd's death.
Federal .ludgo Sylvester .1. Ry
an signed the settlement order lo-
dav after both sides agreed.
never had any serious spats dur
ing our two-year engagement, so
I believed this was good evidence
we would get along well together
after marriage.
Well, maybe I was wrong. We
had the biggest figh' of our lives
on the third day of our honey
moon. The reason: I telephoned
my mother three times.
My husband said he had no idea
I was such a mama's girl. I'm
very close lo my parents and see
no reason for him to be upset.
I just wanted my folks to know
I was thinking of them.
Is it wrong for a girl to be
considerate of her parents after
marriage? R.N.C.
Dear K.N.C.: It's indeed admir
able of a bride to telephone her
parents while on her honeymoon,
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See Yoik Rclioble Income
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Auditing . Bookkeeping
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Drtitei looktd block. Colorblind? consult
ed Ben Casey. Tests. X-roys. Surgery ad-
visea. iut our the black
ones & see lots of color.
It's Dr.'s orders. New
17.95 black & block-like
spring dresses . . . ouch
11.76
Hera comes the bribe.
the train ol this 79.95
wedding gown needs a
caboose, if you hove o
size 10 caboose & a
man. dteset kill you
Make tracks with 1J.76
Colorful replicas of flow
ers which bloomed at
Valley Forge . . . frost
bitten, wilted, battle
scarred. Pick them by
the yardful . . . Truth
fully, they're not worth
a continental 17e
These whit 17.95 rtegligeei
Eve wore in paradise to tempt
the Serpent. But there'i a rot
ten apple in every barrel &
these look worm eaten instead
of lacey. We hope you bite at
this price 5.76
Mr. Mocmtllan has
Oe Goulle stones, but
we must have rocks
in our heads. We're
sick of these coats,
fine British type ma
terials, french in
fluenced d.igns. If
ycu don't like our
common m a r k e t
price, we'll send
them to europe,
Pleose CARE 17.76
Thai wooden hangers
have hung so long they
have long necks. Hang
the price. Rope yours
6 for 19c
&
Since 1776 our population grows by
leaps & bounds, & we slocked enough
bras to supply the notion. The elastic
mokes gv5d sling shots. Take 'em &
leave just 76e
UNPERPOCS
WELCOME
Let your hoir down. Hove fun. Il's
a birthday party. Lady Godivo used
her hotr to cover up. We recom
mend these docron boby dolls &
gowns - no horsing around .... 1.76
I
Our trade colls un
desirables "dogs",
& we've got 3 93
nylon slip & half
1 1 i p greyhounds
barking up our
shins. Be o dog
catcher today.
Bring a leash &
1.46
Into our cell she
smuggled t h e s
files, help them es
cape, have a ball, &
chain O file duster
coot. Iff, o Oeol
at 7.76
W thought we'd in 1
bowl' you over with j ttfl jip
these elegant car- j J vjii VxV
coots, but we have J-uS'
10 to .spore. Don't Jfr& U s
... th. RArL -Jr S.
on our parking lot A Uxf .
roll in with .... 5.76 s'f
Don't throw that
across the Deleware. Ex
ercise! Walk! Patriotic
sweatshirts tor SO mile
marches olona the new
frontier, move forward
with 1.00
fa
coupon for coupon clippers fj&ry
0 1 J"
tLMmmt
be o lamb & thear off; this deepy
cotton theepwear 76a
coupon for coupon clippers
Happy WaifWngren'i
Mirthday, this will keep
you in stitches. Hilarious
sportswear. Our comedy
of errors. Since Christmas
our Hn Ho Ho is obout worn out,
but you'll laugh at this price, 1.76
I
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: rt'-errSr p us Coffee Tab e k. o&mST o,':
: cgisssfflf & 2 End Tables IvOte . : a
'Vrariff ' " price! Nylon cover! Foam . 1 W r'J
ffefflffrtf? rubber! 5-Yr. guoronlee! Choica of colon! Hurry ililiSitX x I You c,n ' 'l"1"" bloo,, nul " -V J
XSSST Comnare at 349.95 4V5- I ii3 "Lb"'J.p?l'': '''
l JL6K5Kfc Ww fro., -
T$T1P m 4t
tips fm i f Simfe
iiie, I i i n i i i ' i L
Vou can Martha Washington
gathered her clams in her opron. Too
hod she didn't hav one of these hand
bogs. Scrape off the barnacles. Shell out
2.76
famousnama-on-rhem
umbrellos. Moke nice
fallout shelters. Fall
out with your spouse?
-Use this a a dog
I house. We usually
feature lodies fash
ions - not beach um
brellas. The crozy
pnc 4.76
Happy Birthday, Honest
George . . . You cut
down the cherry tree &
we ore cutting prices for
this 2 day celebration.
3995 3 piece pastel
knits only 26.00
Something to crow
obout. We hatched
two mock ptrsian
lamb evening jackets
in un-lomblike pink
or blue. Pretty un-
j. iiKeiyr tou xnougnr
I so ot 19.95. For your
ivWt favorite chick shell
ut S.76
Gf Woihin,rn'i
grenny slept here in One
of thts cozy flannel
granny gowns. Were
4.50. Cross the Dele
wore & snuggle up with
2.46
Our mlt buyer itendi on
the 5th Amendment
when Questioned. Won't
say why these lnvly
59 95 wool suits didn't
wll. Pirry Mason is her
I o w y e r. Ycu be the
ludgt 1T.76
H.mn.BH ol
FrMay'i
boHlo o
lo $ol.r
day.