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My Funny Valentine
4
By PATTI LEWIS
As told to Marya Saunders and Bob Gaines
What's it like to be married to a zany comic?
Jerry's wife tells us in this intimate, heart-warming love letter
Being IN love with one of the world's most
successful and zany comedians is like hold
ing onto the tail of a kite in a hurricane. The ups
and downs are breath-taking.
For 18 Valentine's Days, I have played "straight woman"
to a million Jerry Lewis gags and then supplied a shoul
der to cry on when the gags turned to tears. During those
years, I have been buffeted by the endless contradictions of
my amazing and creative husband. For example:
Jerry can negotiate a million-dollar tv contract, then
come home wearing crazy eyeglasses and phony buck teeth
to play with our five boys, four dogs, and three cats.
He wants a peaceful and orderly home, but I never
know when he may suddenly run into the kitchen and try
to tape the cook to the stove.
He will play the tv and hi-fi at an ear-splitting yowl
(he's slightly deaf in one ear), then insist we give away
our pet duck because it's too noisy.
In the words of that wonderful Rodgers and Hart song,
Jerry is "My Funny Valentine." But although life with him
is a constant stream of paradoxes, he is the secure founda
tion on which my life is built. He has become a fine artist
and a responsible, loving husband and father. And he has
given me a home, children, pride and the strength of a
deep and growing love.
We were such lonely, frightened children when we first
met. My parents were divorced. Jerry's parents had been in
show business, and he grew up shunted among relatives.
In 1944, 1 had a job singing with a dance band in Detroit
Jerry was doing a pantomime of opera records during the
intermissions. He was a skinny, wild, 17-year-old kid who
clowned to get attention and love. Often he would jar me
with crazy antics, but then he'd become strangely gentle.
On our first date, we sat down over a chicken salad and
were so shy we could barely talk. Several weeks later,
Jerry took me to the same restaurant. When he couldn't get
attention from the waiters, he dumped a bowl of oatmeal
over his own head.
We had a lunatic courtship. He used to scrawl love notes
on my dressing-room mirror with lipstick and hide in the
dark corners backstage and jump out at me with jokes and
gags. He was wild and unpredictable, but beneath his fran-
II family Wtrkly, ftmrv 10, 1X1
Some of the elan turn clowns for Scott's birthday. From
left: Chris, i, Scott, 6, Patti, Anthony, S, and Jerry.-
Another birthday party, this time for Anthony, finds Patti
and Jerry sans costumes but not a bit less enthusiastic.