By Jimmy Hatio"
POET'S
CORNER
COUNTRY DOCTOR .
There's' tonsillitis, fractures and
germs to fight.
Diagnosis, advice and prescrip
Sun.. Feb. in. 19(3
Page
tions to write.
Old mother Jones is back
again,
With imaginary ills and aches
and pain;
A carpenter slipped while fix
ing a wall,
And broke two ribs in a len
foot fall.
And now again a patient's
back.
Infected wound-stepped on a
tack.
The waiting room's full of
aches and pain,
A call in the country through
mud and rain: -
HEOggS ARE MADE - NOT eoRtJ
Ifttato IttlilBtto I TheU Do It Every Time
rFa5fM& ( I'M WAITIN6 TILL s
Cw.TTwbN THE FIELD, HE TRlESTOTELL
?J5l5,fiTl--W'AWSOR RE-.' THE LAW f
u-r uf-? ij THAT THE GREATeSTMl MAM WHO DID
Siijij.J'n EUROPEAN BILLIARD )THAT WAS IN L.
SCt, - PLAYERS NOW 0S& TRACTIOM
STATeHOOSEj t THE CROSSHAMO 3 BEFORE- TH J
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PURE ALWAY ) I OH, VES. INDEED-
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THE CAR AHEAD IN CASE OF CkMUlB J I
SUDDEN STOPS- 'ng-. J , I
So WOT HOPPENS ? EVEITBODy BEHIND youCf!4
JUMPS INTO THE SPACE SO NOW yoU'RE JWWJ'
RIDING
He's glad when he's back and
SHAME,
PRISCILLAi
JENNY LU ISN
ONE OF YOUR )
7 DEAREST r-S
FRIENDS.' Jj
WHY DON'T YOU -
GET ON TME PHONE,
WHAT SHALL "
U -CALL HERy
IHlSISAPEETTVNIce
(spread Sou have her&J
IT HAS SOUR.CREAM. CLAM
3UlC,cHWS, AND GARLIC IN IT.
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HE KNEW I'D LEARN MV MrAKE,
ANO TRY TO RETURN IT WITHOUT
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KNOWS YOU THAT WELL
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BAP f LOSING
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into uoul What's this out, Uncle ben married for IJtiay.'
about the patter of little ivWaltM aim04t two yean; Y
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uou later. 1 Nin-' J I All three at once ? )
Tthis waretwopicaOID
WHAT L THIS IS
IS VOL'S SERIOUS,
DIASNOSiS? ELMER!
I'LL DO THESE
ANYTHING J AIN'T A
TO SAVE JA MOMENT
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TIMOTHY?
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NOT A STUPID.
I LOVE THAT WND OF
DeVAr5TATIN(2 REfAtrrge.
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the trip's been made,
And many a time he don't get
paid.
There s n'ever a moment that's
his alone.
He's busy with patients or on
the phone.
With miracles he's supposed to
perform,
With all of these things he
tries to conform.
But no matter how much they
praise or knock. (
He s our same old kindly coun
try doc.
Harry Voglman.
THE SEASONS
Which season do you like best?
He likes one best who loves
them all.
Who has no choice in snrina
or fall.
Who likes the spring rain cause
it's rain.
And summer cause it's warm
again.
Who likes the fall for various
reasons,
Changing leaves and cooler eve
nings.
Likes winter snow cause well,
it's nice for kids
And dogs and gives excuse for
burning logs
In that big fireplace in the
corner.
The one who is no season
mourner.
We'll live a fuller life and
longer.
Nena Wallers.
ME A HOUSE
house so cordially
choco-
THE? SURE IS A
LAC Or LEAPEM"
IM THIS CMP... LOOK
AT IT. FUZZ AS?
YEAH,
TEV'BE LOLSV
LEAPEKS, I
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f I THOUGHT HED V
I HAVE COME Jl
Vto bv now. 4 ?V
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I U'M?? HE 3 1' r
NOTHING TO i cflu"
WORRY AEXXJT. ) rjl M
I JUST RELAX S"-L-'l(
Co t
P3MT KNOW WHICH
IS V.O?S..AJ ENER&ETC
LOLSV LEADER.
ri7 vi
LAZY "V , j
BUILD
Build me
fine
Of cookies and gumdrops.
late and lime
Of wafers and 'mallows and Dea-
nuts galore
Walled in the noucats and neb-
blcs and shore
With gingerbread made by a hand
gently pressed
And placed on a shelf out of reach
of the blessed
'Til Christmas we wake wilh a
loud sounding roar
To garner our dream house of
sweetness in store.
M. R. K.
BELOVED
A sweetness lingers in the air,
E.ich wisp and vapor ladinc;
It lollows with me everywhere
lour love, unfading.
No lunger may 1 touch your face,
Nor in my arms enfold ou:
Now memory is the crystal vasa
In which I hold you.
Eleanor Harvey
JOHN,
are my
MY
love
You
know;
Each hour, each
will grow.
I.OVE
I guess vou
dav, my lova
rnI sl said i could v
S T BEAT YOU AT PIM6 PONG
I That L BETMe-
DAr. FRBCK.OL'
L BOY' . j
' iZ ?-f'
h'ou MEAep NWAT
Bur I LISTEN Tb&iJi
VVKCMe AT TIMES
WVIEMTHEBCIl'M ISJOTU?ED SIR, AMV ACTO CAM
CCRRECTiy-B TMAT, I MEAN LEASN A MUCM, AjO 00f
IN AN OePSRlY, IWTESRATEO XfROM TME DEATHLESS KXti
WAy-.T MAV WELL PEOawE L CF SHAKESPEARE, fi
P'W I ' M'MV FEARPUt VOUNS 1 0' I jSLi1 " 'T3
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LOTS 0' THINGS
VOU MINDS-
G "-".'E ONE fT? MSTONCE
0' W-W ME SA.Df
HE PtUEVFS
STILL LIVES
( lEAO',
LIZARDS'
HOW no M5U
"DAOOY"?
OH, COME NOW.
ANNCl IV NOT Q'JTE
MAY CEEM I
fa
OH, I KNOW
V'l?fflLLY COM
PAO MY MIND,
BUT WHEN YDO,
SOMETIMES
rrscE3 N'E
NEV? FE49.ANNIE.I
CIE REASON I AM
STIUL ALIVE A"-0
HtALTHV fBTHAT
I (iM NOT 0
SI.B3E-L MOUTH f
You moan more to me than night
or day;
More my dear than I could ever
You're my hie; my every breath;
And I will love Diee to my death.
I pray each night In God above;
That I ill aluavs be vour or.lv
love.
For eeks, a month and manv a
year;
You're in my heart forever dear.
.!. E.
COMPANY
Before tile bustle.
Before the hurry.
We all sit quietly
without a worry.
Then the phone rinjs.
someone answers.
We wait (or a reply.
Oh! My gracious,
sakes alive!
Company's coming!
Thev'll lie here at five!
Half an hour to get
work done
Gee . . . that won't
be anv Inn,
Floors to sweep!
Pishes to do!
Catch that dog
and get that shoe.
What a tumbling
upt mess!
Mother's crying in
distress!
Now the clork has
just struck live.
Poor dear mother
has tit revived
Nn we stand . . ..
Fnliy dresses.
cleaned pants and shirls.
Not lii he seffl is or
speck ot dirt.
T'.ie t.me was start the otk
wa hard
Tile time has tome . .
The guests aie in the vard.