Jacob
On Bridge
17
WEST
-0 9 8
V Q J 10 8 4
Q 107 8 3
5
NORTH
KQ532
V K9
A2
A864
EAST
A 7
V 7 632
J984
QJ103
SOUTH U)
A A J 10 6 4
V A5
K6
K972
East nd West vulnerable
South West North East
Pass 3 A
Pass 4 N.T,
Pass 5 N.T.
Past 6 A
Pass
1 A
4
5 y
6 y
Pass
Pass
Pass
Pass
Pass
Opening lead y Q
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Skill Seen
In Slam Bid
By OSWALD JACOBY
Written lor
Newspaper Enterprise Assn.
Howard Schenken and Peter Le
ventritt are tlie veteran pair on
this year's American team. How
ard played with me in 1935 when
we won the first international
match and he and Peter played
; together on the 19(31 team which
finished second.
Howard's bidding of the North
hand shows this experience. He
used the Blackwood four no-trump
to check for aces and continued
with five no-trump to tell his part
ner that he was willing to bid
seven. Howard did not want to go
to seven himself because his club
suit was too weak and Peter let
the bidding die at six for the
same reason.
A strange thing about this hand
Is that if North had been dealer
Uie bidding would have gone ex
actly the same way with South
jumping in clubs, using Black
wood and bidding the same spade
slam.
Six is a fine contract, but a lot
of players would go down on ac
count of the bad club break. Pe-
ler made the hand easily. He
drew trumps, took the diamond
and heart tricks, led the seven of
clubs from his own hand and
let it ride. East won the trick
and was helpless. A diamond or
heart lead would allow a ruff and
discard, a club would give Peter
three club tricks.
17
Daughter Wears Dad's
Shirts, Sox, Jacket
By ANN LANDERS
Dear Ann Landers: I'm a fa
ther who is ready to tear the re
maining hairs out of my head
How can I get
my 16 . year,
o I d to stop
wearinc mv
clothes? You arc
probably think
ing all sons like
to wear their
Dad's clothes,
but it's not mv
son I'm writing about it's my
daughter.
Shirts, sweaters, sox every
thing seems to wind up on her
back. Of course nothine fits
but then she says it's not sup
posed to. It's the style now to
wear everything four sizes too
big. Ihe teenagers today buy the
lamest size thev can find ex
cept when it comes to ieans and
saddle pants. Then they buy the
smallest.
When I asked mv wife where
my hunting jacket was last night
she said, "Judy wore it to a hay
rifle.
Is there a solution or am 1
doomed for life? DADDYKINS
Dear Daddvkins: Not for lit
just until she gets married. And
I'll .1 ,1.1. WJMB
Q The bidding has been:
South West North East
1 Pass 1 Pass
1 V Pass 3 4. Pass
3 Pass 4 Pass
?
You, South, hold:
4 A Q 7 6 VAQ76 41 KJ52
What do you do?
A Bid four no-trump. If part
tier can show one ace you in
tend to bid six flubs. The slam
may be lay down and at worst
should depend on s finesse.
TODAY'S QUESTION
Your partner responds five
hearts to your four no-trump
bid. What do you do now?
Answer Tomorrow
Card Club Plays
Despite Cold
NEW PINE CHEEK Zero
weather was no deterrent to 11
tables of card players at the
Sportsmen's Club card party Sat
urday evening at the Willow
Ranch Fire Hall. Electric heaters
were placed at various points in
the recreation hall to supplement
the regular heating facilities.
Winning prizes were Mrs. Ruth
Tirickcy of Lakeview, women's
high, and Mrs. Toni Markstrom
of Willow Ranch, consolation.
Maury Morton captured the
men's high, and Jimmy Russum
of the Buck Creek Rancer Sta
tion received men's low. The trav
eling prize went to Mrs. Vi Bish
op. Approximately 50 people were
'present.
Mars Expert
Doubts Life
On Planet
LOS ANGELES (UPII-A lead
ing expert on Mars said today
that interplanetary studies indi
cate that Martians, as imagined in
science fiction, do not exist.
If there is any life on Mars, Dr.
Rodney W. Johnson said, "it is
probably a low form of animal
life or plant life that lives and
then goes dormant in seasonal
cycles.
"The atmosphere and climate of
Mars is not compatible with life
as we know it," said Johnson.
head of General Electric's Inter
planetary Systems Development at
Valley Forge, Pa.
All information we have now
does not support the belief that
higher types of life exist
Mars," he said.
Johnson spoke on "the terrain
and soil of Mars" to the nation's
foremost space scientists at the
American Astronautical Society
meeting here.
He said he did not believe the
famed canals of Mars were the
ingenious work of Martian beings,
as some scientists believe, but
either an optical illusion or some
form of geological process and
probably the latter.
The quantity of water on Mars
'there are no oceans) is not suf
ficient enough to supply canals of
this size," he said.
However, Johnson added it
would be much easier for Earth
space explorers to exist there than
on Ihe moon.
The mineral make-up of JIars
s very similar to the moon and
you wouldn't have to combat the
high vacuum conditions that pre
vail on the moon, he explained.
The Mars atmosphere is more
conducive to earthlings."
What colonization by Earth ex
ploratory teams would be like on
Mars was described by Chester
R. Haig Jr., of the McDonnell Air.
craft Corp., St. Louis.
Haig said the first colonizing ex
pedition would be composed of .12
spacemen, transported to Mars in
eight four-man vehicles. The col
ony would later be rcsupplied and
enlarged with other expeditions.
"During the first year or so."
Haig said, "life at the colony will
not be unlike living in a Pullman
car which wanders rather slowly
over a vast flatland that alter
nates between long stretches of
desert and low, possibly tundra
like vegetation."
He said the "Pullman car"
would stop frequently and the
"pas.ien;crs" would get out to ex
plore.
The right hand of Mona Lisa,
painted by Leonardo da Vinci,
is said to be the most perfect
hand ever painted.
"i r '
V.I 1 1 II 1 1 IWI I
on Hot Cereal
V I Ifrp'-O" !X sa til rVH H
y it rws. or er st-
ti't ;"!. it wt 't I Cr;"t
then guess what you'll miss
the annoyance.
Dear Ann Landers: My hobby
is repairing hi-fi and radios. It is
fun for me and I also manage
to make a little extra money on
the side. My workshop was a cozy
area off the kitchen. U used to
be a butler's pantry, but my wife
never used it.
Last week she suddenly decided
my "junk" would have to go into
the basement because it didn t
look nice right next to her kitch
en. Without even discussing it
with me she moved everything
downstairs. Now she has her sew
ing machine in there and the
room is messier than ever. Her
patterns, dummies and bolts of
material are all over the place.
The basement is damp and un
comfortable. The climatic condi
tions are not good for delicate
electronic equipment. 1 would like
your advice in print, if you
please.-DISPLACED PERSON
Dear Person: I know nothing
about climatic conditions and
electronic equipment, but I do
know something about emotional
climate and marriage.
Your wife had no right to sum
marily move your equipment to
the basement. Move your stuff
back upstairs immediately and
make it clear you will not be
treated like a small child.
Dear Ann Landers: I am 23, a
college graduate and hold a re
sponsible position. Two years ago
I started to date Jerry. Last Feb
ruary we became engaged.
Jerry and 1 did not have the
same religious background. We
decided our marriage would stand
a better chance if we each ex
amined the other's religion, at
tended the other's church and
then decided which one would
change over.
After three months of alternat
ing attending his church one
Sunday, the next Sunday mine
I decided his religion had more
solace to offer and agreed to
change. I told my parents and
they were unhappy but did not
make a fuss.
Last month Jerry and I broke
up. My folks are now insisting that
1 come oacK to my original
church. I don't want to. What is
your opinion? - MERCEDES
Dear Mercedes: A girl 23 should
be allowed to make this decision
on her own. Slick to your guns,
Girl.
Confidential: Valiant lxiscr On a
Great Ticket: Harry Truman said
it hitler than anybody ... n
you can't stand the heal, get out
of the kitchen."
Tn learn the booby-traps of
drinkinc. write for Ann
Landers' booklet, "Teenage
Drinking," enclosing with youri
PAr,.,.,ci 9n renix in coin and a
. . v , .
long, sell-addressea, siampeu en
velope. Ann Landers will be glad to
help you with your problems. Send
them to her in care of this news
paper enclosing a stamped, self
addressed envelope.
Mil-
r"Vje
TLRF EXPRESS
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FLYING HORSE Peg
asus never had it so good.
Race track operators make
excellent use of airborne
horse trailers to transport
animals from one track to
another.
Modern Noah's Ark Has Wings, Tail
Airlines Happy With Animal Baggage
NEW YORK (NE.V-Whcn Ihe
ancient Greeks dreamed up Peg
asus did they envision the cargo
plane of the 20th Century? Horses
are doing so much flying these
days it is a wonder that rudimen
tary appendages don't begin to
appear on their shoulders.
Horses racing and otherwise
arc not the only beasts lakinc
to the air. Airline officials are
cheered by a daily Noah's Ark-
type parade through the airport
gates around the nation. Candi
dates for flight include everything
from worms to woodchucks, from
monkeys to hummingbirds.
What pleases the airline ac
countants mostly is the income de
rived from animal cargo serv
ice. The basic lare for animals
is 250 per cent of regular bag
gage rates. The cost for shipping
a horse cross-country including
attendant's fee stands at about
$1,000. And how else can you get
a (on of baggage to walk by it
self into a plane?
"It's no longer a special occa
sion or a problem for a baby ele
phant or a family of monkeys
to be placed aboard a plane for
a flight across the country," says
R. L. Mangold vice president in
charge of cargo sales for United
Air Lines.
"Flying animals by air makes
good sense." Mangold insists.
HERALD AND NEWS. Klamath Falls, Ore.
Thursday, January 17, 1963 PAGE 11 A
"Speed and comfort are two Im
portant reasons. The risk of in
jury to the animals is lessened
considerably, and they require
less attention."
Almost every species of our ani
mal friends requires special han
dling. Chinchillas, for example,
experience difficulty breathing at
high altitudes. So there is a re
striction on the number that fly,
per cubic feet of space in the com
partment. Monkeys, previously
banned because of their monkey
like odor, are now perfumed.
A recent shipment of humming
birds required feeding every 20
minutes with the aid of an eye
dropper.
Dogs and cats remain the best
customers in the pet department
One company zips about 14.000 of
them through the skies each year.
The animals are bedded dow n in
any one of three ciiffcrent-sized
carrying cages rented from the
air line.
The cost of shipping, say, a
cocker spaniel from New York to
Cleveland stands at about $30,
Including the cost of the rented
kennel. Normally, pet owners are
asked to make arrangements at
least 24 hours before flight time.
The most frequent sight in the
animal cargo rooms across the
country is lobsters. Mangold's
line hauls more than half a mil
lion pounds yearly.
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